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While Myra is On Her Second Day Tour

BGM: Super Pipe House (Super Mario RPG 2023)

"Let's-a see… items… check. Pokemon… check. Food? …Check!"

Mario immediately stepped out of his house, taking a breath of fresh air and smiled. His eyes filled with determination.

This time… the Lost Levels would be conquered!

"Let's-a do this!"

He immediately hopped into a Warp Pipe and jumped out on the other side.

End BGM

"Morning, Mario!" A Toad waved.

"Morning!" Mario waved as he took off running, determined to finish what he had started as he quickly made his way over, waving at several civilians.

"Wonder where he's going?" A Koopa wondered.

"Probably going for a run." A Toad guessed.

"Ah, good for him."

Later, at the border…

Mario reached the spot, seeing the sign in front of him that had been worn down for centuries.

"Now Enter- The -Ingdo- O- Myth

Area 1: Ooty Plai - Yo- re - here

Area : The G-et - ipe - ze

3: City of-

Ar-a 4: -Shee's Retre-

-Rea 5: Hoar- Highla-

Are 6: -Emi Jung-

Area 7: The Coast- Mirac-

8: Under- Natu- esrve

"Mama mia, this sign needs a makeover." Mario mumbled to himself before entering Sooty Plains.


World 1-1: Lost Levels Entry Point

BGM: Bowser's Quest - World 1-1: (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Mario ran through the area, quickly jumping over some Bone Goombas to crush them as he continued along, jumping and collecting coins while avoiding some ? blocks that contained Rotten Mushrooms that gave him chase the first time he encountered them.

He would notice up ahead that the ground had melted from acid, as he did a triple jump over the melted ground with ease, then noticed several melted pipes that had been melted in acid.

He scratched his head in bewilderment, he could've sworn these pipes were their normal selves the last time he was here. Not to mention he saw one pipe had been uprooted and some destroyed brick blocks up ahead.

Curious, he pushed the Warp Pipe back… and saw several crushed Gloombas underneath. "Ack!" He yelped as he took a step back… and jumped over and pushed the Warp Pipe back on the deceased Gloombas. He walked away with a casual whistle.

The more he ran, the more destruction he saw. Last time he was here, all these pipes were untouched. Now they've been uprooted or melted away with acid. Whoever had been here was not so keen on Warp Pipes or Gloombas.

He soon reached the Warp Pipe that would take him underground… but knowing how acidic it was down there, he decided to go around the Warp Pipe and continued running, jumping on platforms and Dry Para Buzzy Beetles as he continued on.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead, feeling the temperature rising as he got closer to the lava falls. As he neared the Warp Pipe that would get him out of the underground, he would see a backpack, sunglasses and a Shy Guy mask just near the warp pipe.

"What in…?" He wondered as he scratched his head. There was probably a beast that destroyed some unlucky travelers.

End BGM


World 1-3: Lava Falls

BGM: Outside Volcano (New Super Mario Bros Wii)

He saw the many lava rivers going about their business, along with some very active volcanoes. He pulled out a Tanooki Leaf and absorbed it, then he got a running start and proceeded to fly over it all, his tail spinning as he took a look around the area.

Nothing seemed too unusual, especially near the massive lava lake as he looked around to see the whole perimeter of the area. Nothing unusual around the lake either.

He then slowly descended until he saw a massive hole in the castle. He took a quick peek and didn't see Acidtail snoozing away.

"Phew…" Mario sighed in relief as he hopped in and walked into Viola's lab, reading what she had written down and shook his head. "What a crazy paisano…"

He walked out of the door and kept moving.

End BGM

As he saw the Great Pipe Maze that came into view, he immediately dug into his pocket and pulled out a cheat sheet that he had made earlier. He went inside and proceeded to go through the correct order of pipes that he had successfully made his way through earlier.

By the time he got to the end, he was ready for round two with Psycho Piranha, Fire Flower at the ready… but no plant was in sight. He raised an eyebrow before shrugging it off. Perhaps it died to lack of nutrients.

Oh well, nothing he could do about it.

He walked through and went into the lab, reading Viola's notes once more.

"Rainbow Road High Phenomenon… I dunno, I think it-a could catch on!" He said as he walked out and was ready to hit the desert.


World 3-1: Desert of Nil

BGM: Memories of Dust (Nier: Automata)

However, after he walked out of the door, he immediately saw the remains of the Death Egg five miles away from where he was. He grimaced at the sight. "Poor Cinco…" He said as he traversed through the desert.

As he did, he looked around to see some Pokeys meandering around but also took notice of the farmlands and farmers market within the area. He frowned, feeling bad for the locals who waited out the sandstorm for nothing.

He took a closer look at the vehicles, seeing people were trapped inside as he let out a soft sigh, taking off his hat and closed his eyes in somberness. He put his hat back on and turned around, heading straight for the City of Nil.


World 3-2: City of Nil… or what's left of it

Mario stopped at the wreckage with a frown, but then noticed several scavenging Toads and other species pulling apart some metal.

"I'd say we can sell this scrap for… oh, what would you say?" A Toad asked.

"I'd wager a buyer would take this for five hundred coins." A Little Mouser said.

"You kidding? The guy I go to would buy this for a thousand coins!" A Sledge Bro said happily.

"Perhaps we could recycle this scrap metal…" A Lakitu mused.

"However it may be, Dr. Eggman was loaded! All the scrap metal we can get…" Another Toad chuckled as an excavator dug up some metal and put it into a dump truck.

"Hmm? Oh hi, Mario! You looking to sell off scraps for cash too?" A Toad asked.

"No no, I'm just going on an adventure. You guys keep doing what you're doing."

"Will do!"

Mario went around the perimeter of the destroyed City of Nil before he kept walking… but stopped as he turned around and took his hat off for a moment of silence for the befallen city. He put his hat back on and walked off, approaching Banshee's Retreat.

End BGM

BGM: Ancient Castle Stage (Devil May Cry)


World 4-1.1: Wall Jumping with Style!

Mario took one look at the mountain and chuckled to himself. He ran around and found what he was looking for. He ran up to it as he turned sharply and jumped up, proceeding to wall jump with ease until he grabbed a rope and started climbing it up until he got up to a ledge, then started to traverse through a narrow passage that he scooted along.

He then found another wall and started to wall jump until he reached the peak. He dusted his hands off and looked at the other path. "Can't imagine-a anyone going through the long way." He said as he ran straight ahead, doing a wall jump against a tree and climbed up on some branches.

With a smirk, he continued to jump across the forest, landing on trees as he did a few casual flips before landing on the ground.

End BGM


World 4-3.1: Going Down?

He took one look at the haunted mansion and chuckled to himself… and then proceeded to go around it as he found a secret river. He hopped onto a boat as he started to traverse through it… and proceeded to pick up speed.

BGM: Slider (Super Mario 64)

"Wahooooooo!" He cheered as he stood up and jumped into the air, snagging some floating coins as he landed, then moved his boat to the left to avoid some Fish Bones and Spiny Cheep Cheeps.

The boat went down a spiral but Mario jumped off and free fell, snagging some midair coins for his trouble as the boat came to a stop at the bottom of the spiral as Mario landed inside, then the boat picked up speed again as it went down a few loops that would make any normal person dizzy.

At the end of the third loop, the boat launched off from a ramp as Mario went airborne with a smile… before he and the boat slammed down into a secret lake. Mario pulled on up to the shore and hopped out.

End BGM

"Who said descending mountains have to be boring and uneventful?" Mario chuckled.

He then pushed the boat back as it floated away, soon coming into contact with a Warp Box as it warped all the way back to the top of the mountain while Mario walked off with a hum.

He would see the Hoarfrost Highlands up ahead, but as he got closer, he spotted the sign.

BGM: Icecrown (World of Warcraft)

"Now entering: Zuteregeon Icelands"

Mario pulled out a marker, knowing full well about what Myra had explained to everyone. He scribbled out the name and put in a different name with a different marker.

"Now entering: Hoarfrost Highlands"

"There we-a go." Mario put them away as he walked off, enjoying the cool atmosphere as snow gently fell over him. He saw frozen Zuteregeon filled lakes and rivers as a few Snifits were fishing for Zuteregeon-covered Cheep Cheeps.

He ran through the snow, doing a few acrobatic flips just to show off as a few Mr. Zuteregeon Blizzards threw Zuteregeon snowballs at him, but he gracefully avoided them before he ran into the cave.


World 5-2: Zuteregeon Icicle Cave

Mario came to a stop, looking around for the Warp Pipes that were in the area. He found one that had thin ice compared to the other frozen Warp Pipes.

"There it is." Mario nodded as he hopped down and walked over, but not before equipping himself with a Fire Flower as several Frost Piranhas came to visit him, only to get burnt alive by his fireballs, then he thawed out the Warp Pipe and jumped inside.

When he came out, he found himself in an igloo as he walked out and found himself in a ghost town.


World 5-3: Somber Hoarfrost Town

Back during his first visit, he thought it was simply a ghost town deep within Hoarfrost Highlands that had been abandoned during a blizzard, but ever since Myra gave her side of the story… it felt a lot more somber.

He reached down into the snow and made a small memorial on the ground, writing a message in the snow.

"Dedicated to the lost folks who perished during the tragic event"

He gently laid an Ice Flower on top of it as he took off his cap and closed his eyes, then he put his hat back on.

"That-a was for you, Myra." He said softly as he turned around and walked through the empty town.

He took one look at the castle on his way out and tipped his hat toward it, then he turned around and kept going, soon making it out of the snowy lands and into the jungle.

End BGM

BGM: Crystal Islands (Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon)


World 6-1: Crystal Paradise

Mario walked through the forest, pulling off some Gemite fruit from the trees and bit down into them. "Ah, I had forgotten how good this tastes." He said as he continued to walk about, watching some Ptooies dance around happily.

He picked up some more fruit and put it in his pocket as he continued on, before proceeding to jump in a lake and swam through, swimming around the Amethyst Caverns as he climbed out a few minutes later, casually eating a few sapphire gems to quench his thirst.

He wandered around the village, waving at a few villagers as he continued on.

"Mario! So nice to see you." The mayor greeted. "Are you just passing by?"

"Yes, I am!"

"Wonderful. How's the Mushroom Kingdom, by the way?"

"Pretty good!"

"That's wonderful to hear! If you run into a woman that came by a few days ago with her skeletal Wiggler friend, tell them I said hello!"

"Will do!" Mario nodded as he walked off, having a pretty good idea that the woman and the skeletal Wiggler in question were Myra and El Cinco.


World 6-4: No Longer Hungry

He soon reached the quarry where he would find the place an absolute wreck. He raised an eyebrow and decided to investigate, looking around and seeing remains of the Crystalized Chomp.

"Curious-a…" He mused as he looked around, but saw nothing else within the vicinity. He shrugged it off and went off to the lab he came across earlier, reading both Viola and Myra's entries.

"Hmmm…" He rubbed his chin and decided to flip Viola's page over. "...Mama mia! The Ztars can make these gems into lava?!" He exclaimed in surprise. "...Myra was right. Lei è pazza." (She is crazy.)

End BGM

He walked out the door and looked off into the distance.

He clenched his fists. He pulled his cap down. Items at the ready. This time, he was fully prepared. In fact, he borrowed Captain Toad's Pickaxe just so he could scale the wall during that perpetual storm.

This time… he was going to beat it.

"LET'S-A GO!" He said with determination as he took off running.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaah….?"


World 7-1: The Storm Has Passed

Mario stopped, looking absolutely confused. He thought for sure the storm was perpetual. He even brought along all the items he could to brave this storm.

And yet… It was nothing but calm and tranquil, not to mention a bit eerie.

BGM: On the Beach at Dusk (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky)

Mario cautiously walked along the beach, waiting for the other shoe to drop. Surely, the weather is merely punking him. There was no way the storm wasn't just hiding and going to ambush him when his guard was down.

"Alright, storm! I challenge-a you to a duel! Put 'em up!" Mario encouraged… yet not a single cloud in the sky would take shape to form a massive cloud.

The wind was gentle, which seriously confused the plumber.

"Come on! What's the hold up!" He said in confusion as he walked around, hoping for the weather to show up.

Did it take a day off? Was it just sleeping on the job?

But the more he walked, the more he was anxious for the weather to ambush him. He turned to the mushroom platforms in the sea, but to his surprise, they looked all dry and happy.

Mario narrowed his eyes as he jumped on a mushroom platform, expecting it to sag and bend over for him to fall into the water… yet it stood proudly as if it was sturdy from the start.

"Mama mia, what the heck is-a goin' on here!"

He was expecting a challenge, and the challenge wasn't there. What was the big idea?

He jumped on the platforms, expecting something to happen but nothing came. It was all just completely calm as if no storm ever existed.

He hopped on the beach as he turned to face the destroyed city. It stood proud despite it being a wasteland. The destroyed buildings were still kicking.

He turned to the forest and walked through, finding his old checkpoint as he read through his notes from before as he turned to the cliff wall.


World 7-4: The Waterfall of Avarice

Well… he came this far, there was no turning back now. He pulled out the pickaxe and started to climb, but something caught his attention in the corner of his eye.

Lights.

Were those there before? He wondered as he hopped down.

"This way to the top of the waterfall!"

"That was not there before…" He narrowed his eyes as he cautiously peeked inside and walked through the tunnels, where he started to explore the cave system, occasionally getting pestered by some Swoops but he shooed them away.

He then made it to the top of the waterfall… and was met with a stunning view that took his breath away. He decided to sit down and enjoy the moment… and his stomach started rumbling, so he proceeded to pull out a picnic basket and called out his Pokemon where they all ate some Gemite fruit and a sandwich.

Once they finished taking it all in, Mario recalled them back and packed everything up, then he walked over to the lab to see what went on.

"Hmmm…" Mario read Viola's note. "Oh. A weather manipulating Reznor? Interesting… it must have passed from starvation or something." He guessed as he walked off.

As far as he knew… what was up ahead was uncharted territory for him.

"Alright-a. Let's-a see what the storm kept from me!" He said with excitement… but then stopped, turned around and put his cap over his heart and closed his eyes for the memory of everyone who suffered through the storm. Same with the Reznors.

He put his hat back on and went to see what he could run into.

End BGM

He immediately found a Warp Pipe attached to a cliff wall where he proceeded to hop on in.

BGM: Underground Forest Area (Kirby Super Star)


World 8-1: Underground Nature Reserve

"Whoa." He said in awe as he saw plenty of Pokemon in the area. He walked around to admire them all as a few of them curiously approached him as Mario knelt down and petted a Joltik, Spheal and even a Seel.

As he kept going, he would come across a Galarian Rapidash that was charging right at him, and joining it was Luxray. "Whoa!" Mario immediately jumped over the two and started running, but the Rapidash immediately caught him. "Ack!"

"What's going on here?" A Monty Mole approached. "State your name and business and these two won't… Mario? What the heck are you doing here?"

"Exploring… not to mention being pinned by a Rapidash."

"Release him!" He ordered as the Rapidash let him go. "Sorry about that, these two don't take kindly to strangers ever since… what happened recently."

"What-a happened?"

"Ah, some big bony Koopa decided it'd be a fun idea to… kill one of our own to motivate the Elder to create a special herb to cause famine in the land."

"What?!"

"I know! Ever since then, these two aren't exactly the friendliest around folk… though I've convinced them to stay put when that one girl showed up with that skeletal Wiggler."

"So why are you telling me this?"

"Just to give you a heads up… and between you and me, hopefully you could find a way to counter this famine."

Mario rubbed his chin in thought. "I might know a girl who could help out. She's a goddess of nature-"

"Shoot, we'll take that Goddess of Nature anyday!" He said. "And when that famine happens, whenever it may be, we apologize in advance… it doesn't help that a jester has been tasked to keep an eye on us every once in a whi-"

"Jester?!" Mario grabbed him by the shoulders. "What do you MEAN "jester"?!"

"O-Oh! Are you familiar with this jester?"

"What's his name?"

"Ah… I think it was… Dimentio or something?"

"Oh yeah, I'm familiar with him."

"Come, walk with me. What did this Dimentio do, exactly?"

One explanation while walking through the crystal mines…

"Goodness me! Whoever this Chiaki Nanami girl is, she has our condolences. Sounds like he's put through everyone the wringer, especially this Ruby Rose girl."

"Indeed."

"Well, we might be peaceful Monty Moles, but I have a feeling we might as well do something to… shoo away that jester. Very eye opening!"

"My word, if it isn't Mario!" A voice said as they saw the Elder Monty Mole walking toward him. "Not often we get the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom here. What brings you-"

"I hear you're making an herb to cause famine in the land?"

"Ah… so you've been told…" He mumbled. "It is not our choice, but we're doing it out of fear lest we all burn up. I humbly apologize in advance the moment crops start to fall."

"He said he's got a friend who could help out with that. Someone called the Goddess of Nature-"

"Goddess of Nature, you say? Well! Here's hoping she can counteract this!"

"How far along are you?"

"Normally, we've perfected the craft of our special herbs to where we can make it within a few hours!"

He leaned in closer to his ear. "But just between you and us, we're purposefully making extremely slow progress in hopes this Koopa can be stopped in time before things get horrific… but not slow enough as to raise suspicion."

"Stalling for time?"

"We're hoping!"

"Can you show me the herb?"

"Just a moment." The Elder dug underground and came back up with a foul smelling purple herb. "This right here is the famine herb. Once completed… it might cause famine all over the planet or just the Mushroom Kingdom. Either way, we don't like it."

"Gee… it would be quite a shame if-"

Mario conjured up fire with his Fire Brand and proceeded to casually burn it.

"-If something happened to it. You got any Fire Pokemon here?"

"Lots!"

"Just say a Magmar got too close to it." He winked.

"Mario, you are a true hero!" He said, gratefully shaking the plumber's hand "…Now hurry along and get out of here before one of them realizes you put a stop to it!"

"Go as slow as you can… slower than a Slowpoke if need be." Mario smiled.

"You got it." The Elder nodded as Mario walked off toward the exit pipe.

"Sir, there's something you ought to know about Dimentio." The Monty Mole said and whispered in his ear.

"...Oh, he DID, did he!" He glared. "Well, we'll see if we can't cook up something for our dear jester "friend"!"

End BGM

Mario walked out. "Okay, so if memory serves, that was area eight… so this-... mama mia!" He exclaimed, staring at the entrance of the Minus World in front of him. He decided to look into the notes for any information in the lab.

"Okay, so she got experimental."

He walked out and went straight into the Minus World.

BGM: Pack Attack (Crash 2)


World 9-1: Your Space May Vary

"Oookay, this area feels different." He said as he decided to jump around. "The gravity is wonky…" He mused as he landed on the ground.

At that moment, an idea crept over him.

"Wait, gravity is wonky? I've dealt with this before twice in space!" He said as he took a running start and proceeded to jump around, using his momentum to dive toward floating platforms, or even wall jumped off of them to gain more height.

He dove for one floating island as he jumped to the next. He didn't even have to run on the ground. He saw a giant pit filled with Zuteregeon, but with the islands, it didn't even phase him at all as he jumped over, immediately doing a front flip and dove for the next platform until he was safely past the pit.

As he kept jumping, Bloopers flew around in the air where he proceeded to jump on them for extra height, knocking the Bloopers straight to the ground as he looked down to see him passing the multicolored body of water.

He didn't know what any of the colors meant, but it couldn't have been good if he touched any of it, so he kept going and vaulted over a waterfall before landing on the ground, seeing a civilization made entirely of cyborgs.

"Oh?" He wondered as he wandered around the village as some of the cyborg creatures looked at him curiously but didn't attack him. Mario waved at them as they curiously waved back.

"How interesting…" He mused as he kept going until he reached a clearing of where the Malicious Leechgrave once was, but it wasn't there. He let out a chuckle and continued to jump around to his heart's content.

…But one such jump made him stop dead in his tracks.

"What the?!"

End BGM

BGM: Factory Inspection (Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards)


World A-1: Me and my Robot Bro

"Luigi?!" Mario said, looking at the massive Luigi mech in front of him. He closed his eyes, thinking of the time he had his own mech on that one island that Wario had taken over when he was busy saving Daisy from Tatanga.

"Hmm… wonder what-a I'll find in here." He said as he walked into the shoe, and as he stepped in, he was immediately greeted by Princess Lemony clone.

"Huh?" Mario narrowed his eyes. "...Queen-a Lemony? What-a are you-a doing here? I thought you were dead!" He said before smiling. "I suppose you found immortality and you're giving me the grand tour? How sweet of you! Now uh, where do I go from here?"


Five seconds later…

"Waaaaaaaaaah!" Mario cried as he ran for his life as multiple Lemony clones started throwing heads at him. "Thank-a you for this heads up!" He exclaimed as he vaulted over the mechanics of the mech as he was soon greeted by Reitoko heads as well.

"Mama mia, what kinda place is this! The Mario Mech wasn't THIS bad! …Might have had a few screws loose!" He chuckled at his joke before quickly opening a door and shutting it as the Reitoko Heads slammed into the door.

"Phew… didn't know there was an audition for a Sleepy Pumpkin play…"

He looked down, noticing the scrapped remains of the Mecha Reitoko. He knelt down to examine it. "Hmmm… I guess a robot self destructed?" He guessed before walking into another lab, finding the notes.

He immediately sweatdropped. "Has anyone ever taken Viola to therapy? Just… a thought." He said as he hopped out of the mech and went on his merry way.

End BGM

"Hmm?" Mario looked up ahead, seeing charred remains of Viola's Mansion.


World B-1: Remains of the Vanity Mansion

Mario walked over to it, seeing that nothing but charred remains of the whole thing. "What happened here?"

"Oh… a visitor? We don't get them that often here."

"Hmm?" Mario turned his head to see Viola approaching him. "Oh, hello!"

"Hi." She greeted. "I was hoping I would find something in my mansion but… it's all gone. Everything I loved just… torn away…"

"Oh, I'm-a sure you can rebuild!" Mario said, patting her on the shoulder. "What was your mansion like?"

"Oh, it was simply wonderful. It had paintings of me, busts of me-"

Someone's vain… Mario thought.

"It even had robot maids too. It was wonderful…" She sighed. "Of course, it had to be burned down by that maniac."

"I'm-a sure you'll get back at that maniac!" Mario said, putting his hands on her shoulders. "Why, if you need some help, I can help-a you out!"

"You sure?"

"Yeah, I'm not Super Mario for nothing!" He said, pulling out his power ups. "Now what would you like-"

"Oh, I'm flattered but I don't need some power ups. Some nice folk went out of their way and gifted me some armor."

"Oh?" Mario wondered.

"Yeah." She nodded. "Armor UP!"

BGM: Opening Stage (Mega Man X)

She was consumed in a bright light as Mario covered his eyes, and then when she was no longer shining, he saw armor that was decked out in silver and green that looked absolutely similar to Mega Man X's armor. She even pulled out a silver saber sword that looked similar to Zero's.

"Ta-daaaaah~!"

"Ooooh, impressive! …Looks a bit familiar too."

"Hehe, just call me Mega Girl~!"

"Well, Mega Girl, I'm-a sure you can knock down this maniac responsible for this!"

"Indeed. Myra's not gonna know what hit her!"

"Yes, Myra's not going to know-"

*Record Scratch*

"MYRA?!"

BGM: Cassiopeia (Pokemon Scarlet/Violet)

"Oh? Are you familiar with her?"

"I… might have come across that name in a book." He lied. "So uh… wh-what is she like?"

"Ugh, she's the WORST. I thought she'd be my pet because she was so helpful and gullible enough to help me with my projects, but then she had to open those damn eyes! Ugh… and then she tried to kill me. TWICE."

Mario started sweating nervously. "Wh-what is your name? I didn't catch it."

"Oh! I could've sworn I did… anyway, my name's VIola Silverlung. I'm the top scientist of my era and I'm going to make sure she suffers, along with this Gadd girl that's the talk of the town. Jade, I think her name was. Ugh… both of them are going to suffer by my hand."

Mama mia, THIS is her?! He thought as Viola turned around.

"You know, I don't know much about you, Mario-"

Mario immediately dug into his pocket, immediately pulling out a Boo Mushroom and eating it quickly.

"But I think you and I can be good friends." She turned around to face him. "Why, we can team up to destroy My-... hello?"

She looked around, scratching her head. "Huh… I could've sworn he was here. Maybe I just imagined him."

End BGM

Near some trees, Mario turned visible again and dismissed his power up. "Good grief, so that's the girl that Myra failed to knock out… can't say I blame her given she woke up centuries later."

He looked further into the distance. "That's probably her castle, probably has Dimentio and some other folk working with her… and up ahead is probably the Cryo Chambers."

He closed his eyes. "Yup, I've seen enough!" He said as he pulled out a P Wing. "I'll-a just consider these Lost Levels conquered!"

He absorbed it and quickly flew off. "I got to warn Myra and Jade about this!"


Deadpool: I don't blame him! Girl ain't worth it.

Ibuki: We might have to deal with her at some point.

Deadpool: Aaaah... shit, you're probably right.

Poor dude was trying to help her out...