Natsu knows his ex-girlfriend is a whore. He also knows that she's beautiful and irresistible so he knew he had to keep his current girlfriend away from his ex-girlfriend because he lost count on how many women that she-devil had taken from him in the past but he'll be fucking damned if she stole Lucy from him. Lucy meant more to him than any one night stand did and he definitely would be raising hell if Lisanna pulled one of her dirty tricks to coax her into bed. Not like he could blame Lucy or Lisanna, they were both fucking sexy and if he didn't know any better, he would sweat while trying to figure out which one he would rather ravish first. But the fact that Lisanna (been there, done that!) is gay and his ex-girlfriend and Lucy was his current girlfriend that was not gay (he can't say this confidently since there's Levy and now Lisanna around), he was ripping his hair out from stress.
Lisanna can have all the other bitches in the world—the only bitch she cannot have is Lucy and he would rather die before she could even have a sniff of his woman.
If Lucy was able to break apart his whore phase and make him fall in love, he did not want to know what she could do for Lisanna. Call him selfish and an asshole but he would rather stick Gray's dick in his mouth than allow his ex-girlfriend and childhood friend figure out why he had fallen in love with this sex goddess.
That's why when Lisanna had stormed into his fraternity's house and was pressing against Lucy and purring in her ear like the wildcat she was, he had to fight his inner monologue where it encouraged his dick to get hard at the fact he could watch Lisanna and Lucy go at it. But then again, that underlying fear of having to watch his current girlfriend run away with his ex-girlfriend into the sunset made his stomach twist in a painful way and he wanted to throw the fuck up.
Not like Lucy would leave him (right? right?) but he still did not trust Lisanna not to sweet talk her way into her pants. He's seen it happen one too many times and he swears sometimes when they were tag-teaming a girl together, the girl looked like she was having more fun with her than him and honestly his ego was bruised.
But fuck that!
They were just random girls who were there for one thing and one thing only and they always delivered. LisaNatsu were tag-team elite senior year of high school and freshman year of college but ever since she had gone away to Edolas and he was officially taken, he was not going to revisit that nightmare.
As much as he did want to and thought about Lucy withering away underneath him with his ex-girlfriend (She was still a hot girl! So what if she's gay?) pleasuring her at the same time, he could probably change her whole fucking world.
But no! No fucking way in hell is Lisanna getting her hands on his Lucy.
She was his and his only and everyone knew that.
Everyone except Lisanna.
"You are fucking ridiculous and psycho, Lis, get the fuck away from us!"
"You're being an overprotective asshole, Natsu. I just want to get to know the girl that stole your heart!"
"You're a liar and a horny bitch who can't keep her hands to herself!"
"Aw, is the almighty Dragneel afraid that I might steal his girlfriend from him?"
"Fuck you, Lis!"
Lucy had spent her entire morning listening to her boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend go back and forth from the luxury of her bedroom. With Natsu pressed against the door to keep her out, his frantic shouting and growling was the one thing she could hear and of course Lisanna's slight begging from the other end of the door.
To her knowledge and the little memories she had from last night, she remembered meeting Lisanna and feeling incredibly turned on till she was running back home like Natsu told her to do. And he then came and relieved her from her nightmare of being horny off another woman's presence (forgive me, Levy!) and then they woke up to Lisanna's shrill voice in the house.
Of course Mirajane would allow her precious baby sister to come and stay with her but that also meant that Natsu was not safe at his place nor at Lucy's.
He acted as if this was war and he slammed against the door the moment he heard that door knob jiggle and her giggling.
And now as she sat in bed, watching her boyfriend scream at a door and all she wanted was his mouth on her.
And maybe some other stuff.
But then again, she was thinking about Lisanna, too.
"What are they feeding you over in Edolas?! When did you get so strong?!"
"Maybe you're just weak!"
Slamming the door open where Natsu basically flew, he was wide eyed and gaping as the icy woman stormed into the room with her eyes glossy and a grin. Natsu scrambled to get to his feet, flying into the bed to tackle Lucy into the sheets where she yelped.
"You can't have her!" He was growling like an animal, body spread across hers that he guarded like it was his winter rationing.
Lucy didn't know how to feel about the situation at all as she laid in bed, head pounding, and body warm from her boyfriend who was trying to shield her away like some rare flower. She looked up to see the smiling face of Lisanna and she offered a weak smile back.
"Good morning darling Lucy," Lisanna purred and she felt Natsu wrap his arms around her tighter.
"Good morning. How did you sleep?" She responded with a smile, still tucked safely underneath her boyfriend and her comforter.
"Would have slept a lot better with you beside me," she pouted, long lashes fluttering at her in a seductive manner.
"Hey, I heard that!" Natsu shot up, scowling down at his girlfriend who blushed slightly and he was taken back by her expression. "Goddamn it, Lucy, not you too!"
"She's too good!" Lucy cried out, curling her hands over her face as her heart raced. "You heard it?" She squeaked out in embarrassment.
"Yes, I heard it," he hissed, frowning. "I was laying right on top of you."
"Heard what?"
"Her heart skipped a beat," he glared at his ex-girlfriend who was beaming as if he hung the moon. "Get lost, Lis. We have plans today. Sexy plans. Intimate plans. Romantic plans. Plans that only involve a girlfriend and boyfriend type of plans." He kept emphasizing and Lucy was rolling her eyes while Natsu practically caged her underneath of him.
Lisanna sighed, hip popped out while she crossed her arms across her chest, one hand coming up to tap her chin. "Well, that's unfortunate. I was hoping I could have a friend to come along with me to go shopping."
"Shopping?" Lucy's eyes lit up from the pits of darkness it was once consumed in. Natsu narrowed his eyes, already knowing what his evil ex-girlfriend's plans were. "I wanna go shopping!"
"Really?" Lisanna's eyes gleamed and she caught Natsu's glare, a hiss escaping as if he was some rabid vampire.
"Lucy is not going with you."
Lisanna rolled her eyes, planting her hands on her hips. "Natsu, you are so ridiculous. You can't dictate what she can and can't do."
"You're just going to try and steal her from me!" He accused, limbs tightening around her figure in a big pout. "She's mine!"
"Natsu," Lucy sighed out loud, wiggling underneath him to try and get herself free from his suffocation. "I am not going to leave you for Lisanna."
"You don't understand, Lucy, she's a fucking she-devil and a whore!" He looked right into Lucy's eyes with wide, panicked eyes. Lucy could only roll her eyes at his exaggeration.
"Uh, right here." Lisanna piped up but they ignored her.
"Natsu, please, did you forget that I'm your girlfriend and we're committed to one another? Where is the trust?"
"Oh baby, it's not you who I don't trust," he placed a hand over his chest, whipping his head around to glare at his childhood friend who possessed such a sweet innocent smile. "It's her."
Lisanna was rolling her eyes once more as she let out a bored sigh, going to check her fingernails in disinterest as she waited for this argument to end. Lucy was also huffing, pushing her boyfriend off of her who whined and begged for her to stay and not to leave him.
"If you're so worried about us being alone, we can ask if Erza or even Mira might want to join. Make it a girls trip." Lisanna huffed, arms crossed her chest.
Natsu narrowed his eyes at her, debating her suggestion as his hands kept it's tight grip on Lucy's shoulders. "I can't come?"
"What part of: girl's trip don't you understand?"
"Who gives a shit?"
"That sounds great, Lisanna. Let me get ready and I'll meet you downstairs with the others in an hour. How does that sound?" Lucy decided to make the first move as she had finally reached her limit. She ignored the way Natsu gawked at her while she watched Lisanna's face brighten up, lips curled up and eyes wide as she clapped her own hands.
"Splendid! I'll see you downstairs!"
Once Lisanna was out of her room, Natsu was instantly on his feet as he locked the door and let out a sigh of relief.
"Great job, babe. Way to lie to her to get her to leave." He offered her a thumbs up and a wide grin but it dropped when he saw her getting out of bed. "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to get ready so I can go to the mall."
"Wait, you were serious?" His eyes were wide as he walked over to where she was bending over into her dresser to reach for clothes. He couldn't help but press himself against her backside as she turned her head to glare at him, cheeks dusting pink at the feel of his semi hard on against her ass. "Sorry," he didn't mean it. "But really? You're going to go out with Lis?"
"Natsu, I thought you'd be happy I got along with your ex-girlfriend. I don't understand what this whole thing you two have going on is about but I think Lisanna is a great person."
"What part of whore don't you understand?"
"Like you were?" She countered, hand on her hips as he reeled back in offense. "And me?"
"No, baby, not like you and me." He waved his hands in front of her, making her quirk a brow. "Lesbians are scarier and know what they're doing."
"I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole tag-team thing." Lucy sighed, going back to her task as Natsu followed close behind.
"Why? Are you interested?" He asked with a smile to his lips and Lucy glared at him.
"What happened to not wanting to share?"
"If Lis wants to watch she can watch but she's not going to be a part of any of the fucking we do."
"You are ridiculous," she rolled her eyes as she placed her clothes on the bed. "I am not going to fuck you in front of your ex-girlfriend, Natsu." She said while she lifted her shirt off, stripping off the material where her tits bounced out of. Natsu was instantly zoned in on her breasts, inching closer to her.
"You know, a lot of other people would kill for a chance to fuck their boyfriends in front fo their ex-girlfriends." He said, hands slowly reaching up to cup her breasts but she slapped them away.
"Yeah, their ex-girlfriends who might still have feelings or attraction for their ex-boyfriends. I think Lisanna might be more attracted to me than you at this point," she said while she lifted the shirt over her head to cover her once more.
Natsu pouted at the loss, flipping over to plop down on her bed. "But Lucy," he whined, making her sigh. "I want to come, too."
"Well, you can't. It's a girls' day." She huffed while taking her shorts off and Natsu was back at ogling her. "Why don't you go hang out with Gray or something?"
Natsu groaned out loud, throwing his head back dramatically. "He's not as fun as you."
"I'm sure if you ask nicely Gray might let you play with him a little," she winked and he was scrunching his face up in disgust.
"First of all, disgusting. Second of all, that's fucking foul. And third of all, you're psychotic for thinking that I would."
Lucy giggled as she leaned in to peck him on the lips and his arms came out in full swing to wrap it around her figure, yanking her on the bed as she squealed.
"Come on, baby, wouldn't you rather spend your day with me?" He asked, sticking his nose against her neck where he stuck his tongue out to drag it up her throat. Lucy shivered at the sensation and she pulled away from him, a slight blush to her cheeks as he smirked up at her. "At least let me come along."
"You hate shopping with me." She pushed him down as she straddled his hips.
Natsu pouted, hands stroking her thighs as he looked up at her with such puppy-dog eyes it made her cringe. "I'd still do it because you love it."
"As sweet as that is," she smiled, leaning down to brush her lips against his. "No."
Natsu groaned out loud when she climbed off of him and he felt like a child throwing a tantrum as his girlfriend continued to get ready to run off with his ex-girlfriend.
"What is your deal with Lisanna, anyways? I thought you two were close."
"Yeah… were." He grumbled and Lucy stopped to look at him, her eyebrows pinched.
"Did… did something happen between you two?"
Its not like he was jealous… he was more paranoid than anything else. He didn't want Lisanna spilling anything that could jeopardize his relationship nor did he want her to pull anything on Lucy. Everyone thinks Mirajane is the she-devil but in reality, it was her little sister. Lisanna always had her ways around words and she always kept him and her out of trouble when they were kids.
After all, she's the one to convince Natsu to date her and they lasted almost a year till she confessed she did not like his cock. She was the first girl to ever break that news to him and he was still baffled at the fact she was gay.
He trusts Lisanna and his friends with his life. He loves them all and Lisanna is one of his best friends but that woman had a filthy fucking month and had a harder time keeping her hands and tongue to herself. She fucking stole women from him all the time and he won't ever forget how she did him dirty right before he came home. He still didn't fully get over that and while he forgave her and tried to maintain contact, he honestly didn't see her the same anymore.
Something about Edolas changed her and it seems like he was the only one who saw it.
But the idea of her and Lucy had his dick hard but he had to shove that image of them down his throat because he cannot get any ideas or else it might entice Lisanna into some naughty things.
"No, it's nothing," he brushed it off. "I just don't want to share you. I'm going to miss you."
"I won't be gone long, baby," she cooed, coming over to run her fingers through his hair and kiss him on the cheek. "I'll be back in your arms before you know it."
"You know I'm going to punish you for this, right?"
Lucy grinned. "I know and I can't wait."
"Get over it dude, Lucy ain't going to cheat on you with Lisanna. You're being crazy."
"If she did, do you think they'll let me watch?"
"Go fuck yourself, Loke." Natsu hissed at his ginger brother who smirked at the fuming male. "I'm going to pretend you didn't fucking just ask to watch my girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend fuck."
"You can't deny it won't be hot," Loke nudged Natsu on the side who elbowed him back twice as hard to make him yelp and groan out.
"Don't you know this hot-head is losing his shit because of that? You can't be saying shit like that unless you want your ass beat." Gray snorted as he tossed his leg up on the messy coffee table that had scatters of empty beer cans to crushed half-smoked cigarettes and a water pipe.
Natsu groaned out in frustration as he finished up his beer before crushing it to throw it on the table, leaning forward to grab the water pipe that was already packed with maraijuana before he was taking a huge hit from it.
"Both Lucy and Lisanna are sexy as fuck. Just imagine the scene unfolding before you." Loke continued, wanting to keep the image fresh in his mind as Natsu tried swinging at him again, smoke erupting from his mouth while he glared.
Somehow it made Loke think of a dragon while he stared at his brother and he shook his head violently, pushing away from the couch to take a seat at the love seat across from him.
"How long is Lisanna even in town for? What is she here for?"
"It's her spring break, I don't fucking know." The rosy-haired one grumbled, placing the water pipe back on the table before he dug into the almost empty case of beer to crack open another one.
"Oh, wait, Lis is in town?" Bixslow asked, slowing down as he had overheard their conversation. He held a case of beer in his hands, his eyes wide as he stared right at the three brothers who were drinking and sitting on the couch with very different expressions on their faces. Loke looked a bit too happy while Gray looked as if he would burst into laughter any second. Natsu just looked pissed off with his pointed glare and the loud sip of his beer.
"Yeah, she's out with Lucy right now, getting her pussy ate." Gray snickered as Natsu threw a punch at his shoulder.
"I'll fucking kill you!"
"Lis is in town and she didn't even tell me?" Bixslow pouted, looking a bit disappointed making the three look at him.
"You do know that she's gay, right?" Natsu asked slowly as the taller one sighed.
"Not for me, bro. She and I had an unforgettable night full of passion."
"What the fuck does that even mean?" Natsu turned to look at Gray for answers who shrugged before he turned back to look at his other brother.
"Wait, gay people can turn straight?" Loke asked making Gray and Natsu give him a deadpan face.
"Are you fucking stupid?"
"It's an honest question." The ginger whined, sinking into his seat as his feelings were hurt.
"Lisanna has been gay since senior year of high school. She ain't had dick in a hot minute." Gray gulped down the rest of his can to crush it and let out a burp. He tossed the can to the side as he held his hand out to Bixslow, the younger brother rolling his eyes as he dug into his box to hand it to the ink-haired member.
"Really?" He hummed, thinking back at his time. "I guess I changed her back."
"She's still into women," Natsu knitted his brows together, looking at Bixslow who kept trying to think back. "What happened between you two?"
"All I can say is that I might have turned a gay woman straight one night." He raised his hands up before a wicked grin plastered on his face. "Tell Lis to call me when she comes to her senses. She knows where to find me." He stuck his ridiculously long tongue out at his brothers who only scowled in disgust before the brother was running up the stairs.
"So, gay people can turn straight?"
"Loke, shut the fuck up!"
Lucy was having a blast.
She forgot how nice it was to go shopping with just girls and not worry about someone asking when they could go home or feel her up in the dressing room. Well, Lisanna is kind of on the radar but she's been good so far. She'll grab her arm and drag her to certain places and compliment her while holding up clothes to her body to gush about how great her tits would look in it or how nice her ass would look in that but that was all harmless. As long as she wasn't forcing her tongue down her mouth or her pants, she didn't care for the closeness.
Erza, Mirajane, and Levy had joined the two and made it an all-girls trip to the mall where everyone had at least two bags attached to their arm. They nearly went to every single store just to browse and try on different stuff and Lucy was all smiles and laughs with her newly acquainted friend and she could see how happy Mirajane was just to have her little sister around.
Natsu wouldn't shut the fuck up and was constantly blowing up her phone till she had enough and turned it off. His insecurity was making her annoyed and she was close to sending him a photo of her and Lisanna holding hands just to be petty but she knew he'd probably fly to the mall within minutes to break it apart.
She didn't know what Natsu's problem was, Lisanna was an angel. A very sexy angel.
She will admit that this woman had her ways with her words. She was a very flirty person and the way she would brush against her and compliment her had her knees weak at some points but she was a dedicated woman to her man and she would not fold to the likes of his ex-girlfriend.
She had no idea what Natsu was so worried about.
"So, Lucy!" The said woman leaned against the table, eyes wide and smile wider. "How did you and Natsu become a thing? I would have never thought the day would come where Natsu Dragneel settles down. Though, I can't blame him." She winked at the blonde.
Lucy flushed slightly as she felt the eyes of her friends while she picked at her bowl, mixing the ingredients around while the others ate their own food.
"It's a funny story, really. Someone destroyed my precious doll and I kind of thought it was DT since they always like to pull pranks and I ended up hog-tied in Natsu and Gray's room. I didn't even know who they were since they just got back from Edolas."
"They were trying to use her for ransom." Erza sipped on her straw very loudly, sucking up the last remaining bits of her ice tea. "I had to teach them a lesson that they can't just kidnap Lucy like that. Even though it was her fault."
Lucy laughed awkwardly as she picked at her bowl, her eyes flickering over to where Mirajane looked as if it was normal and Levy who giggled.
"And I guess since then Natsu had this thing for me and—"
"Don't be so coy, Lu," Levy interrupted her, a sly smile to her lips. "You had a thing for Natsu, too."
"Who doesn't have a thing for Natsu?" Lucy tried to brush it off, her eyes rolling but her cheeks tinted pink. "Anyways, yeah, it kind of went uphill from there. To be honest, I didn't think we'd be dating, either. It was a hump and dump situation for me, too, but I ended up liking the chase so much that we kind of ended up like this…" she felt the embarrassment swallow her as she was seeing how everyone around was staring and smiling at her.
"Do you love him?"
Lucy felt her face growing red at the stares and she dipped her chin downwards. "Maybe." She mumbled and it was enough to have them coo at her. She picked up her drink to occupy herself with and the way Mirajane looked as if she were to burst into tears made her wish someone would say something. "So, how did you and Natsu become a thing?" She asked, finding it weird she was asking his ex-girlfriend this.
Lisanna laughed out loud, clamping down her hand over Erza's shoulder who didn't even react as she was now peeling back the paper to her sandwich. "You can ask your big sister right here!"
"I certainly did nothing but support the idea. Mirajane is the real person you want to ask if you want answers." Erza said before she bit into her meal, her own eyes trailing to the woman across the table where she had such a sweet smile to her lips.
Levy exchanged uneasy looks with Lucy. "What did Mira do?"
"Oh, let's just say I strongly encouraged Natsu to ask my little sister out." Her smile never wavered as she took a sip of her own drink before she was picking at her salad. "And everything would have worked out if my precious baby sister over here didn't suddenly throw a curveball at me."
Lisanna was rolling her own eyes at this point as she pulled away from Erza to go back to her own meal. "Mira, it's not like I just got up and decided one day I wanted to switch things up and like girls."
"Did Natsu help you realize that?" Levy asked while popping a fry into her mouth.
Lisanna snorted, leaning against the table with one arm while she used the other to eat. "Kind of." She shrugged before a smirk came to her lips and leaned in closer to Lucy who didn't realize she was also leaning in. "Honestly, I think I hurt his ego a lot when I first told him I didn't like his dick."
"Really?" Lucy blinked in disbelief. "What's not to like?"
Mirajane snorted at her question but stayed quiet.
"Besides the fact that I find dick unattractive," she cleared her throat, pausing to take a sip of her drink. "I don't know, I just think women are a lot more attractive."
"Well, yeah," Levy scoffed as she reached for a napkin in between them. "Of course women are a lot more attractive than men. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that one. Men are gross and with their fragile masculinity on the line, a lot of them are pigs. Besides, women are much better lovers than any man can be. Sex God or slut or not." Levy looked over at Lucy for her to smile sheepishly.
Lisanna had some kind of glint in her eyes as she sported a wide smile, the platinum blonde leaning across the table to face Levy who looked at the woman with a confused expression. "Say, Levy…" She slid her hand across the table to place it on top of Levy's who started to flush. "Are you into women by any chance?"
Lucy didn't stop herself from gasping out loud as her hand came up to her mouth while Mirajane giggled. Erza seemed to keep out of the conversation as she was busy chugging down her ice tea and ripping through her sandwich.
"I—I—I mean—" Her eyes flickered over at Lucy in a panic. "I—I wouldn't say I am entirely into women…" she cleared her throat, feeling the effects of the Strauss sibling. "But I… I kind of… I kind of have a crush on a guy right now so…" she slowly pulled her hand away and Lisanna frowned just a bit.
Lucy had to stop herself from shooting out her milkshake out of her nose as she heard Levy babble and stutter like a little school girl at the mention of Gajeel.
"I don't mind sharing. Natsu and I used to do it all the time together."
Erza was now coughing up her ice tea at the mention of that as she was being pounded on the back by Mirajane. Levy choked on her own fry while Lucy's entire face grew red, all eyes on the innocent looking woman who blinked stupidly.
"Y—Y—You what?" Erza wheezed out, her face crimson as she looked at the younger Strauss sibling next to her. "You and Natsu did what?"
"Do you really want her to repeat that, Erza?" Lucy asked, making the scarlet haired woman furiously shake her head.
Lisanna just kept blinking, her straw sucking up the last bit of her drink violently loud. "What? Did I say something weird?" She looked at her older sister for support but she merely waved her off, allowing her to do anything she wanted.
"Okay, I have to know." Lucy spoke up, making the attention turn to her. "When you and Natsu used to tag-team girls…"
"Right."
"And… and what does Natsu do when you two are… when you and the girl are…" Lucy couldn't finish her sentence as she didn't know if she was embarrassed or turned on at the moment. Her thighs were clenched together as she felt the familiar pulse of her arousal and she wished her boyfriend was here in between them or something but she just had to fucking know.
"You want to know what Natsu did when it was my turn?" Lisanna asked, the corners of her lips curled up.
Erza was choking on air once again as Mirajane sighed, shaking her head back and forth while Levy sat in her seat in all silence but red from head to toe.
"Yes." Lucy almost squeaked, afraid if she said it any louder she might come out too loud.
"He would watch or do anything else with the girl. He would try to touch me but I wouldn't let him. Something about a man's touch," she shivered and Lucy's eyebrow raised to her hairline. "Of course, no offense to you at all." She held out her hand, a sweet smile on her lips. "I love Natsu with my whole heart. He's a brother to me and I think bagging you was the best thing he's ever done."
Lucy flushed slightly, grabbing for her drink to occupy her trembling mouth with.
"But with that also being said, I know all of Natsu's tricks. We never had an unsatisfied customer so what do you say, Lucy?" Lisanna winked her way making her face grow crimson again. "Wanna go for a spin?"
Levy was now the one spitting out her drink on the table while she coughed and Mirajane was now pounding on her back while Erza had given up on eating or drinking in general.
Lucy could only cover her face up with her hands, steam rolling out of her ears as she shook her head back and forth.
Natsu was right. This woman is a whore.
—X—
Drunk, angry, and horny, Natsu could only lay in his bed with a straw in his mouth that he aggressively chewed. After going through two thirty packs with Gray and Loke, he was still upset about the whole leaving-you-for-your-ex-girlfriend situation and Lucy had turned her phone off so he was stuck fuming by himself. Gray was of course passed the fuck out downstairs on the couch with his face colored on and Loke had left to go find one of his many bootycalls to endulge himself with considering how much he talked and thought about Lucy and Lisanna.
It made him think too much about it and honestly he fucking hated Loke and himself for this but yeah, it was fucking hot. So fucking hot that he had beat off to the thought of Lisanna and Lucy pressed up together, twice.
And it still didn't make him feel any better because he was drunk and lonely and missing his girlfriend.
He didn't remember the last time he spent so long away from the blonde and he felt like a love-sick little boy who missed his mommy because once she gets home hes sucking on those fat fucking tits of her like the mommy she is.
Natsu finally understood the concept of love because he loves this woman so fucking much that he was crushed at the idea of her leaving him for his ex-girlfriend. He went through one too many scenarios and Gray and Loke didn't help with shit other than putting lewd images of them in his head. He had no right getting hard to the thought of his ex-girlfriend but the body knew what the body knew and it knows that fucking body and what it could do.
But he loves Lucy and he only wants her and if Lisanna laid a hand on his girl, he was going to be throwing hands.
He justified it as not hitting a woman because she was gay.
Loke screamed at him that it has nothing to do with it because she was still a woman but Natsu is a believer in equal rights so he didn't give a fuck.
Not like Lisanna and him haven't gotten at it before. That woman was a freak in bed and he should have seen the signs the moment she wanted to be on top and choke him out.
Yeah… never again.
Hearing how the front door of his place slammed open downstairs and the familiar cry of his girlfriend, he sat up in bed with wide eyes. He held his breath, wondering if he was just drunk and hearing things but then he heard her stomping up the stairs and he felt his lips spreading into a smile before he even saw her.
His door slammed open and he was like a puppy, his invisible tail wagging back and forth as she stood at the doorway with red cheeks and that cute pout on her lips.
"Lucy!" He cried out in pure happiness, his arms thrown up as she closed his door and ran into his arms. "I missed you." He confessed, his arms wrapped around her figure tight as she snuggled into his lap, his own arms wrapped around his shoulders.
"You reek of beer." She mumbled against his shoulder as he cradled her in his arms. "What have you been up to?"
"I drank with Gray and Loke for a bit and waited for you to come back home," he kissed her forehead, brushing her bangs away while she looked up at him. "How was your girl's day?"
Lucy groaned, burying her head into his shoulder. "You were right."
His body stiffened at her words. "What did she do?"
"Nothing to me," Lucy sighed and her breath made him shiver. "Well, not really. But she was very insistent on you and her tag-teaming me."
"In her fucking dreams," he leaned back to bring her on his bed, pulling her in his chest as he kissed her temple. "I don't share what's mine."
Lucy snorted, tracing her fingernail against his chest. "That's not what Lisanna told me."
Natsu sighed, knowing that this day would come where someone from his past would come and fuck shit up for him because karama was a bitch. "What did she tell you?"
"She told me that even when you two were dating you guys would have threesomes."
"Yeah, and?" He twirled the end of her golden hair on his finger.
"So that means you did share what was yours." She continued to draw all sorts of shape on his chest, a slight pout on her lips.
"That was her idea, babe, not mine. And it's different with you," he moved his arms to encircle around her figure, pulling her closer so he could tangle his legs with hers. "I'm not that man anymore. I don't want Lisanna to put all these thoughts into your head and make you believe I'm some kind of bad guy."
"Natsu, I don't think you're a bad guy," she gently pushed him away to look up at him, her hand coming to brush his bangs out of his face. "I know you're a good guy and whatever Lisanna says I take with a grain of salt because that who you used to be and honestly, if you knew about the stuff I used to do, you might—" she saw the look he had on his face and she shut her mouth, a sheepish smile pulling on her lips. "Actually, disregard that entire sentence. The point is—"
"Whoa, now," he held his hand up to stop her. "Now I wanna know."
"That's all in the past—"
"So you get to know about mine but I can't know about yours?" He placed his hand against his chest, gawking at his girlfriend who giggled. "I want to know all your dirty laundry."
"I don't think you'd like me afterwards." She ran her finger down his jawline, her eyes darting from his lips to his eyes as he smirked.
"I don't like you now." Lucy gawked at him, swatting at him on the shoulder as he laughed. "Because I love you." He quickly said before she could roll over and her entire body tensed up, her eyes widening.
She stared at his grinning face and she felt her face flush from embarrassment. "I—I thought we agreed to wait to say it."
"You think I don't mean it?"
"I—I don't know," she was feeling bashful as she buried her face into his chest. "Do you?"
"Of course I do, Luce," his eyes softened and he was pulling away to look at her again, his eyes glazing over her own. "And I'm not just saying it because I'm drunk."
"Well I wasn't thinking that till you said it!" She swat at his chest and he laughed, bringing her closer to him as he nuzzled his head against hers.
"I love you, Lucy."
"Natsu…" She groaned out, her entire face growing hot. "Why are you suddenly saying this?"
"I spent this entire day missing you like crazy and thinking that you might leave me for Lisanna," Lucy opened her mouth to retort but he kept talking, stopping her. "And I know, I know," he rolled his eyes as he pulled apart from her to lean against his own shoulder to look at the woman who laid against his arm. "You wouldn't and I know that…. Now." He muttered the last part that had her sighing. "But the thing is, it drove me crazy being away from you and thinking that you might leave me I… hated it. Honestly, I'm glad you had a good day because I had a shit ass day without you. I missed you so much."
"So just because you missed me you think you love me?"
"Isn't that what love is?"
"I don't think I'm the right person to ask here." She laughed out loud making Natsu smile fondly at her. "But who am I to say anything?" She leaned in to steal a quick sweet kiss from him. "I love you, too, Natsu."
"Really?" He beamed and she was starting to wonder if she should take it back. "Say it again."
"I love you, Natsu."
"God, Lucy," he pulled her closer, burying his head into her shoulder. "You make me wanna put a baby in you."
"Is that a threat? Because I feel kind of threatened by that sentence." she said light-heartedly as Natsu bit down on her shoulder to make her shriek. "Natsu!"
"I still need to punish you." He licked over his bite mark to smooth the pain, his hand sliding down her back to grip at her ass through her denim skirt. "For leaving me and all the above."
"What happened to loving me?" She whined against his chest as he shifted so he pulled her on top while he laid on his back. She straddled his hips and pulled away to look down at him, her golden locks framing her face.
"I love you, Lucy," he grinned as he squeezed her behind before grinding her against the hard-on that had her gasping. "But you've been a bad girl and daddy needs to teach you a lesson."
Her lips were on his before he could say anything else, a groan flying out of their lips as they devoured another. Her tongue was in his mouth making her taste the bitterness of the many beers he consumed along with a hint of smoke, a low purr erupting from his chest while she stroked his tongue with hers. His hands squeezed her bottom and dug his hips against hers as she moaned in his mouth, her fingers sliding into his hair to tug at them.
His hand slid underneath her skirt, pushing the material up her thighs and bunching it around her waist as he finally was able to run his hands over her bare thighs and ass.
He chased her lips as she pulled away and she giggled, placing her hand against his chest to push him down. Her lips barely hovered over the ones that she just bruised, her eyes boring into his own dark lust-filled ones. "If you ever tell me you're going to put a baby in me again I better have a big fat ring on my ring finger before you threaten me like that or we're going to have a big problem, buddy." She jammed her finger into his chest making him laugh out loud.
"Now who is threatening who?"
Levy was seething with anger by the time she came to the conclusion of her own emotions. Lisanna was able to help her understand what the hell was going on and it honestly made her fucking angry because why the hell is Gajeel such a fucking pussy? Natsu tried to say he tried to warn her but she was this fucking close to jumping him and beating him bloody but he was lucky Lucy was there or else she would have really done it.
Peeple underestimate her because shes only five-foot-one but she will fuck up anyone if she has to. Lisanna made her come to the realization that she was stuck in the pits of love and tried to convince her to come sleep with her to see if it changed her mind and Levy can't say she didn't think about it because the science rat inside of her was buzzing violently at the idea of what could happen. But then her stupidstupid fucking brain thought of Gajeel and how it would hurt her if he did anything with anyone else and she was a raging bitch by the time she had left Lisanna's presence and was storming into Lucy's room with a colorful description on how she was going to murder-suicide her and Gajeel.
After ranting about Gajeel for the millionth fucking time and going on and on about how much of an inconsiderate prick he is, Natsu was starting to join in making her angry because when does this fucking jackass ever shut his fucking mouth?
But now Natsu was on her hit list because he doesn't know how to read the fucking room and shut the fuck up because why the fuck is he even putting his two cents in as if she asked? She did not have the time or patience for him because she was one second away from buying a handgun and shooting everyone with it. (No, not really) but she was really fucked up about this to the point she thought about mass murder.
Lucy is on that list too because she brought this idiot into their lives and now she has no choice but to be around him.
This was between her and Lucy and for Natsu to butt into the conversaion as if he was invited to this (she pretty much barged into Lucy's room and might have interrupted something but she was more important than Natsu so fuck him) made her want to smother him with the pillow.
But she was pretty sure Lucy might not like that so she refrained from committing murder and down a whole glass of wine that Lucy had poured for her. Natsu whined about her drinking all the wine but the way both of them glared at him made him understand that it was his time to shut the fuck up because he might have pushed his luck a little too much.
"Can you fucking believe that, Lu? Like, honestly, he just fucking runs away from this whole thing. How can I be any more clear?" She hiccuped, angrily slamming down her cup on the floor in between them as Lucy offered a sympathetic smile. "And of course because he's the fucking pussy he is," she hiccuped again, slurring her words. "He won't face me! But he has noooo problem hopping into bed with me. Oh no," she waved her hands around dramatically, swaying. "I can't believe I let myself fall for this dud!"
"I—"
"Finish that fucking sentence and see where you fucking end up, Dragneel." Levy hissed, daggers being tossed his way where he laid on the bed and he was quick to roll over, grumbles of nonsense leaving his mouth. "What do I do? End it? Call it quits?"
"Wait, so you told Gajeel you liked him and he what? Ghosted you?"
"No, he just avoids the topic like it's the black plague. I told him I think I might like him for real and he, I don't know, panicked?" She hiccuped again, grabbing her glass to throw the aged juice down angrily before she was wiping the corner of her mouth and holding it out to the blonde. "And that was like a week and a half ago. You know, Lisanna is the one who made me finally realize how fuckin' obsessed I am with that dumbass? She offered to fuck me," she hiccuped and Natsu looked over his shoulder with wide eyes while Lucy raised her eyebrows, nodding impressively. "And I was about to do it," Natsu now turned back around, facing the couple on the floor as he was extremely interested and invested. "But I turned her down," Natsu rolled his eyes to turn back around, a pout on his lips. "Because I realized I love him."
"What?!" Lucy screamed as her hand slipped and missed the cup. Red wine splattered on her floor and she groaned, pushing the box away. "Natsu—"
"On it," he was already tossing her a towel from her hamper that she caught.
"Thanks," she smiled as she wiped the wine from the floor while she looked back up at Levy who was staring into her wine. "You think you love Gajeel?"
"I think its what this is. Honestly, whatever, it's not like he feels the same." She said harshly, scoffing and angrily looking down at the space between her and Lucy. "I should go rock his shit though, right?"
"Lev," Lucy sighed as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "I don't know what this whole thing is with you getting drunk and wanting to fight Gajeel but you really need to stop."
"He deserves it!"
"I agree with you on that, Levy."
"Shut the fuck up, Natsu, nobody asked you!"
The frat boy went back to sulking on his own in the corner. "I was trying to help."
"God, I can't handle this." Levy groaned out loud, frustration coursing through her petite body as she wanted to rip her hair out. "At least be a man and tell me to my face."
"We should go and corner him." Lucy suggested making Levy narrow her eyes. "And force him to talk to you. He can't just ignore you or dodge the question if it's in public. What is he going to do, run away?"
"He might." She grumbled, tucking her knees against her chest. "What do I say?"
"I think you should be honest, Lev," Lucy reached over to place a comforting hand on top of her shoulder, giving it a small squeeze. "I can even take you and be there for you. You need to tell him that either he gives you an answer or whatever you two have going on is over so you can protect yourself. I don't think it's helping you at all. You've been drinking a lot more and become very aggressive."
"And mean!" Natsu added and he didn't dare to turn around to see the look Levy was giving him.
"Do you know where he is right now?"
"I think he's at his shop right now, I can check," she hiccuped, reaching for her phone to track down her boy-toy. She seemed too blasted as she closed one eye and squinted, pulling the device two inches away from her face as she tried to look for his contact.
It only made her sigh and she turned to look at Natsu who just shrugged.
"Yeah, he's there. The shop closes in an hour. You think we'd have time?"
"Of course! Let me ask if Mira will let me take her car. Come on," Lucy stood up, dusting herself off as she held her hand out for her best friend. Levy slowly reached for her hands and Lucy stumbled slightly as she helped the drunk on her feet. "Let's go. Natsu, I'll be back soon, okay?"
"What, I can't come? I want to see Gajeel get his ass beat by Levy!" He asked, offended he was being left behind but when he saw the way Levy turned to glare at him, he shrank down on the bed. "So not fucking fair." He grumbled, crossing his arms across his chest in a pout.
"I love you, Natsu," she cooed, making his cheeks burn and his pout slowly turn into a smile. "I'll be back before you know it."
"Fine but you owe me!"
"Whatever you want," she winked and he was back to smiling, eagerly waiting for his girlfriend to return. He heard Lucy talking in the distance between the walls and the footsteps before the door shut so it made him sigh out loud, staring up at the ceiling in silence.
He was Team Levy always because Gajeel is a fucking pussy and idiot for treating her like that. He's been here since day one and heard everything from both side so he knows that Gajeel has feelings for her too but he was just too much of a bitch to admit or act upon it.
He gasped as he quickly pulled his phone out to text Lucy for a recording of the beat down and he grinned as she sent him a thumbs up.
God, he really did love this woman. He could confidently say it now and ever since Lucy said something about a big fat fucking ring he was definitely looking.
He felt psychotic. But is this what love did to you?
Hearing a knock on the door, Natsu froze as he had no idea what to do. Did he respond? Open the door? Not say anything and act as if he wasn't there? Tell them to come back later because Lucy wasn't home? Why the hell is someone knocking?
Before he could figure out what to do, the door opened and he saw the familiar platinum blonde stick her head in the doorway and he rolled his eyes.
"Don't roll your eyes at me," Lisanna chastised as she came into the bedroom, crossing her arms across her chest.
"What do you want, Lis?" He groaned, not wanting to get into it with her. "I'm not in the mood."
"I just wanted to talk," she strolled over to where he laid on the bed, back still facing her. "I feel like you and I haven't had any time to talk or anything."
"Yeah 'cause you're too busy trying to fuck my girlfriend." He grumbled out, his eyes pointed at the frilly edges of Lucy's comforter. He mindlessly fiddled with it to keep himself occupied.
Lisanna sighed out loud at this and he could just feel her hovering over him. "That's what I wanted to talk about."
"I would rather not."
"Natsu," she said a bit impatiently as she sat down on the edge of the bed, nudging his back but he didn't budge. "Natsu, you know I would never do something like that to you if you truly did not want me to."
Natsu scoffed in response and Lisanna sighed again.
"Natsu, you know I love you, right?" Natsu grumbled an inaudible "I love you, too" under his breath but Lisanna barely caught it. "I just miss how we used to be. I miss you. I miss us." Natsu scrunched his face up as he turned to look at her over his shoulder.
"Are you—are you asking to get back together? Because you do know you're in my girlfriend's room and on her bed right now."
"No, Natsu, I'm not trying to get back together with you," She groaned, slapping her hand against her forehead as Natsu relaxed. "I meant us as in who we were before I stayed in Edolas. I feel like our relationship hasn't been the same and I understand it's because I'm in a whole other place and the time difference but it just feels… different. I miss you."
Natsu frowned as he now sat up to push himself up against the wall, his knees pushed up as he leaned his arms against them. "Let's be honest, Lis, the only time you and I had a great time is with sex and not even with each other."
Lisanna nodded slowly, her icy blue eyes dropping with sadness. "Yeah… I know."
"But that was us, you know?" He tried to save himself from the pain. "We had great times and I still love you as a sister, Lis. Nothing is ever going to change that but we both know what happened in Edolas was fucked up and you can't say it didn't change us."
"I know…" Her voice was soft as if she was a child being yelled at.
"And it's not like I'm holding a grudge over it but I just didn't think you'd do me like that."
"Natsu, you didn't even like her."
"Yeah but that didn't mean I didn't want to fuck her!"
"Eh, you didn't miss out on anything," she waved him off and Natsu exhaled loudly.
"This is what I mean. And then you barge in here like nothing ever happened and try to get in Lucy's face and try to steal her away from me like that doesn't fucking scare me." He ran his hand up his face and into his hair, tugging on the ends.
Lisanna scoffed, turning her body to face him better. "You know she's in love with you, right?"
"Yeah, I know," his cheeks turned a slight pink. "And I do too so don't fuck with her."
"Natsu, she's not going to leave you and I promise all my advances will stop from here on out." She held her hand up to vow. "And I wasn't really serious anyways." Natsu glared at her and she scoffed. "If I really wanted to, I would have and you know that."
"Whatever," he crossed his arms, turning his head away to turn away from her.
Silence sliced through them and it was starting to get uncomfortable as none of them said anything else. It didn't feel right at all and Lisanna felt bad if she left it as this so she sighed and kicked her shoes off, sliding up the mattress to sit right next to Natsu against the wall. He just kept his head turned away, a scowl on his face as she pressed her lips into a tight line.
"I am so happy for you, Natsu." She started, speaking softly. "I never thought I would see the day you settle down. Lucy is an excellent choice. She is so smart, beautiful, so full of life and passion… you really couldn't have found anyone better."
The corner of his lips tugged upwards into a smile at the thought of Lucy and he was running his fingers against the frill of her comforter again. "Yeah.. I know. I really got lucky."
"It's all out of love, Natsu, I would never steal a girl from you, again, especially someone you love."
"I know." He said in a hush and Lisanna smiled slightly, placing her hand on his arm. He slowly turned to look at her and her piercing blue eyes locked with his own. "If you did I would hunt you down and kill you with my own bare hands."
Lisanna scoffed. "I'd like to see you try."
He was now smiling and he untangled himself to open his arms out to her and she happily accepted, leaning into his chest as she wrapped herself around his torso.
"I really am happy you found Lucy, Natsu. I love her already."
"Am I crazy to be looking at rings already?"
"Shut up!" She jerked away to look at him with wide eyes. "Are you really?"
His cheeks flushed and he turned his head away slightly, scratching at his chin awkwardly. "I'm not saying I'm going to propose to her anytime soon. It's just that I'm graduating soon and she graduates right after and we're going into the real world so I figured…" he trailed off and groaned at the way she was brightening up more and more. "Forget it. I'm probably being psychotic."
"Natsu, this is so great. I don't know what happened in the year I've been gone but you've… grown." She placed a hand on his chest, a soft endearing expression decorating her pale face. "It's nice to see you finally growing up."
"Thanks?" He wasn't sure if he should take it as a compliment or not.
Lisanna giggled as she pulled away from his arms. "Can you show me? I'd love to see what kind of rings you're looking at." Natsu was quiet for a minute as if he was thinking if this was a good idea or not. His eyes narrowed at his childhood friend and she scoffed, nudging him with her arm. "Come on, just show me!"
"Fine, but keep your mouth shut. I don't need Mira threatening my life again to make a move." He dug into his pocket to fish his phone out before scrolling through his history.
"Scouts honor." She held her hand up with her other one placed across her chest.
Natsu slid her his phone and her smile instantly dropped. "Are you kidding Natsu? These are fucking ugly."
"It's not like I was going to buy any of them!"
"You better not! What are these, super bowl rings? It's not the nineteen hundreds anymore. Lucy is going to hate this!"
"I told you I wasn't going to buy any of them! I'm just looking!"
Gajeel didn't know how his day was going to go. He definitely didn't think his day would go this south but he was a man of wisdom and many shit days so he wasn't surprised but it caught him off guard.
He really wasn't expecting to see Levy storming into his shop thirty minutes to closing with Lucy glaring at him as if he killed her puppy. And he really wasn't expecting her to kick out his last customer and lock the door as he got cornered and he was frozen in fear (nobody will ever fucking know he was secretly terrified of this five-foot-one woman and her blonde best friend) as she stomped her way over to him.
He opened his mouth to say something but stopped when she came full force with a punch to his gut and when he bent down from the impact she had roundhouse kicked him right in the face that he actually flew a couple feet back.
He even knocked over half his tools and it made such a loud noise he was too in shock to recover from the impact.
"That's for making me fall in love with you, you jackass!"
What the hell did he get himself into now?
