The Audience watch one of my favorite Tom Hanks movies and Christmas films.
The Santa Clause!
Cast
Scott Calvin/Santa Clause: Qrow Branwen
Charlie Calvin: Ruby Rose
Bernard the Elf: Himself
Laura Miller: Summer Rose
Neil Miller: Taiyang Xiao Long
Judy the Elf: Herself.
"Well, we're done with the horror viewings for now," The Host stated, making most sigh in relief while Qrow grumbled a little under his breath. "Time for some Winter Holiday cheer. But first information download to all your brains."
"Wait, what?" Roman said before everyone received a headache in the Audience.
". . . Sounds like Non-descript Winter Holiday," Ren said after a moment. Many nodded in agreement while Roman grumbled. Great, his least favorite holiday.
"Oh good, you get it." Darth Anarchus said before pausing. "I should started with that."
"It was the night before Christmas and children were dreaming about the presents Santa would bring."
Children look in at the windows of a toy store before the scene changed to a neighborhood in Patch. "Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!" was heard before a faint THUD! was heard from inside the house.
Qrow Branwen looks up from his bed, Ruby Rose standing next to him. "Somebody's on the roof!" He exclaimed, Ruby giving him a look that said, "I told you so."
"Sweet, Uncle Qrow and I are the main characters!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Well I got a bad feeling about this," Qrow muttered.
"But this Christmas Eve. . ."
Qrow walks out of his house with a robe on. He looks up to his roof and sees a man, Santa Clause, walking on his roof. "Hey, you!" he shouts. Santa begins losing his balance before he slides down the roof as Qrow watches in shock. "Woah, woah, woah!"
"The unthinkable happens!" Santa cries out as he falls to the ground with a THUD! He does not move.
Robyn briefly blushed at seeing Qrow with an open robe and his boxers shown before coughing into her fist.
Everyone stared in shock when the man on the roof fell off the roof.
". . . That's unfortunate," Qrow said blankly.
"NOO! Santa!" Ruby and Nora exclaimed.
"Realistically, that would happen in the winter nights," Penny said. "Rooftops do become slick and slippery."
Ruby stands next to Qrow and looks up to him. "You killed him!" she exclaimed accusingly. Qrow glares back, slightly offended. "Did not!"
"Wow, Ruby. Accusing me of murder." Qrow said, placing a hand on his chest in mock offended. "I'm hurt."
"I'm sorry!" Ruby chirped to him. Some of the Audience found amusement at the tone of Ruby's counterpart.
"Now, this night,"
A red sleigh with twelve reindeer is shown on top of Qrow's house. "If something should happen to me," Qrow read the back of the card. "Put on the suit, the reindeer will know what to do."
"It's up to them to save the day."
"Let's go!" Qrow says to one of the reindeer before he falls to the back of the sleigh while Ruby sits comfortably. "Woo-aahh!" he exclaimed as the reindeer pull the sleigh and begin to fly!
"Together, Qrow Branwen with his daughter Ruby take on the biggest job in the world."
"So the guy really flies around in a sleigh pulled by reindeer?" Emerald asked.
The Host nods his head.
"Sounds preposterous!" Jacques exclaimed.
"Sounds fun!" Jaune said excitedly.
"Wait, Uncle Qrow is my dad in this universe?" Ruby exclaimed in shock. "Yes, Summer and Qrow divorced recently and Summer is married to Tai while Qrow owns a toy making and delivering company."
This shocked those that knew Qrow and couldn't really imagine him owning a company like that. If anything, they'd think he own a alcohol company. Tai then patted Qrow on the shoulder. "You're still my brother, Qrow."
"Right back at ya, Tai." Qrow replied giving him a brief fist bump.
Most of the younger Audiences looked at the screen starry eyes.
Ruby watches Qrow put on the red coat. "Woah, woah, woah!" Qrow exclaimed as the bag of presents levitates him in the air. "Looking good, Dad!" Ruby exclaimed supportively as Qrow suddenly goes down a chimney like he was shrinking while doing so.
"What the fuck?!" Qrow and most of the adults exclaimed. They have seen a lot things in this theater but that, that was defying the laws of physics!
Arthur sputtered angrily at what was shown.
The students didn't think anything of it and just laughed at Qrow's expression.
"Oof!" Qrow grunted as he landed in a fireplace that suddenly grew in the house and the bag of presents lands on his head. He accidentally knocks down the Christmas tree. He tries to go out the window but he hears a noise behind him. He turns around with wide eyes.
"And though it has its dangers," A Rottweiler dog barks at Qrow. Qrow tries to smile friendly at him. "Nice teeth," he says nervously. He shoots up the chimney while the dog barks after him.
"He thought it was just one night."
The sleigh lands in what looks to be a secret airport. "The North Pole?" Qrow states in shock and disbelief.
"You're the new Santa," a man with pointy ears, an elf named Bernard says as he walks Qrow and his daughter through the building.
"I am not the new Santa Claus!" Qrow protests before his jaw dropped at what he saw in the Workshop of Elves in the North Pole.
"You put on the suit, you're the big guy." Bernard explains to him. Qrow was still skeptical. "What if I don't buy this Santa Claus thing?" he asked and suddenly all the elves stop working, one young elf looks ready to cry.
"UNCLE QROW, WHY?!" Ruby cried out.
"Hey, they can't just dump this on a guy in one night!" Qrow said defensively. "There has to be a contract or something."
"There is," Darth Anarchus said. "In the card. Written really small, microscopic like and you signed when you put on the coat."
"Oh, now that is some bull-!" Qrow tried to say before Robyn covered his mouth. "Shh," she said with a playful smirk.
"Then there will be millions of disappointed children all over the world." Bernard said bluntly to Qrow.
"Think of the children, Mr. Branwen!" Nora shouted. "The children!"
"Do it for the children!" Ruby, Jaune and Velvet shouted pleadingly. Qrow banged the back of his head against his seat while Robyn and Winter chuckled at his expense.
"He doesn't want the job, but it's growing on him." Qrow takes off the red overalls and they drop to his feet. The Muppets next to him scream and run away.
"It was a dream!" Qrow calls to Ruby as she is driven away before he was shown gaining weight, growing a beard and his hair is turning white no matter what he does.
"I've gained forty-five pounds in a week!" Qrow exclaims to a doctor. He walks into a bathroom and recoils at seeing his reflection. "Now, he's getting into the spirt."
"NOOO!" Qrow shouted. "I'm gaining weight in this universe?" This made Team STR, Ozpin, Robyn, Glynda Ironwood and Winter to chuckle or snicker at his expense.
"How is that possible?" Penny asked.
"Magic," Darth Anarchus replied and refused to elaborate.
"There are a lot of kids that believe in you," Ruby says, walking next to Qrow before the man was sitting at a park bench with kids lining up and telling him what they wanted for Christmas. For example, "I want some ballet slippers."
"Huh, well that was fast," Tai remarked, eyes widening at the sight of the line of children.
"Getting ready for the biggest night of his life," Qrow was shown doing a dance with the elves while wearing a red jumpsuit, a white beard reaches down to his chest and shoulder length hair .
"That's my brother," Raven said proudly. "He finally accepted the Branwen Mane." she ran her hand through her hair.
"I am NOT growing my hair that long!" Qrow shouted to her.
"How have I done this without you, Ruby?" Qrow asked as they flew on the sleigh on Christmas Eve.
"You couldn't," Ruby snarked with a smile.
"Walt Disney presents the timeless tale, that will warm your heart."
The E. jumped into the air and fly. Qrow picks up Ruby and hugs her closely. "I love you, Santa Claus," she whispered with tears. "I love you, Shortstack." Qrow replied back warmly.
Many of the mothers (Except Raven) cooed at the exchange near the end.
"Lift your spirit and make you believe."
"You really are Santa Claus!" Summer Rose says in shock. Qrow smiles slightly. "Pretty cool, huh?" he asked.
"Share the merriment and the magic."
The E. tie up a police officer. "Seeing isn't believing," a female elf lectured. "Believing is seeing."
"I don't fully understand that one bit, but okay!" Qrow declared.
"This elves look to be children," Glynda noted.
"Don't let that fool ya," the Host said. "These elves live to be over a few dozen hundred years old." This shocked the Audience.
Qrow watches with wide eyes as his beard grows back after he just shaved. ". . . Santa?" Taiyang asked in shock with wide eyes.
"Qrow Branwen."
THE SANTA CLAUSE
"Okay, that was a nice change of pace," Ozpin said taking a sip from his mug.
"This universe sure sounds like a family viewing," Saphron said with a smile. "I hope we watch more of this in the future."
"We will, I assure you," Darth Anarchus replied. Suddenly he stands up, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL!"
Next will be a couple of videos I found for Valentines Day.
See you soon.
