Author's Note: Hello Everyone, I'm here to publish another chapter of Reality Colides, so I have some things that I want you all to read before I reply the reviews from the last bunch of reviewers... For people interested into using my fanfic as a formula, or even using it as inspiration for your own fanfics, I thank you all for such high regard you have over my stories. So you have my permission to use this fanfic, or any of my other fanfics to make a reaction fanfic if you want, people who are interested to use my fanfics as reaction, you have my blessing. Just give your best and enjoy writing as much as I do by reading it and writing mine. But I would like to receive a message or a review about which fanfic is to make sure for me to go check it out. Everything is fair, I'm not the creator of total drama, but I always do my best to make sure everyone have fun reading the chapters.
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Cinderfall20412 Thanks for your review, and I think between all the challenges I wrote... Not quite famous and Awake-a-thon were my favorites, since Awake-a-thon was the best part on where Ezekiel showed his strategy and showed how to be creative into dealing with the challenge, and not quite famous it was one of the chapters I cried when I wrote Courtney singing love like you.
BrightNova169 Well, addressing the moose on the room, take a look on what it will leads such disastrous event, Trent have to deal with the reality, and the more he waits, the worst it gets for him, he needs to understand the concepts and the consequences of his actions before going to redeem himself, it's a long path... But he need to know his flaws quickly. About Leshawna, she is one of the best players, but she also has flaws. But let's see on how she will deal with the last challenge. I hope you like this chapter. XD
Wolfang21 Evil Laugh, Bwahahahaha, I did what I should have done since from the beginning, now the rivals to potential lovers, I declare the shipping war. And let's see how it will end up this... Possibly Harold hooking up both girls? Let's hope to see if that's true. XD
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To tell them that it was the most absurd thing they ever could see in their entire life would be understanding. Since at the time both sister Sky and Jane were watching the last episode of the famous Total Drama Island, they had many theories about what could happen... But... A moose was the cataclysm of Harold finding out if Heather's boobs were actually real? That was so absurd because it was probably an adult comedy movie scene. Harold was with his hands full... Literally.
And in national television, or possibly international events.
"Oh my God, Leshawna is going to throw a fit," Jane commented as she immediately watched in disbelief, knowing the black girl camper who had a very interesting romance with Harold and they didn't even kiss yet... but now Heather not just got her boobs exposed, but Harold had the unluck or luck to actually grab one of them? That was unreal.
"I can't believe what's happening. This will be the talk of gymnastics tomorrow, I bet even the teacher is going to talk about this event." Sky commented as she even had to make herself unsure of what was going to happen to the poor boy. "I have a classmate who was saying Harold is provoking Heather because deep inside he desires her, and the deep snarls and hatred from her were also a sign of flirt, we thought she was talking bs, but now... she is going to gloat herself from this..."
"Oh my God, this is going to be a ship war..." Jane commented as she saw her sister tilting her head to her. "It happened before when me and my friends at the high school found a very good best-seller book... And the fact that it created a whole shipping war on the school, was cringy in our memories now, but it was chaos when it happened at that time."
"And now from all the boys... Harold now has the main target of the shipping war?" The little sister asked her big sister, who nodded her head. "I was surprised that it wasn't Duncan or even Owen since they are some of the most popular."
"Well, you also forgot about Ezekiel," Jane commented when suddenly she heard the burp sound from her sister. "You really need to check your stomach, it gets annoying that every time we talk about Ezekiel you start burping on my face."
"Sorry... But still, this is difficult to process." Sky commented sheepishly as she couldn't imagine how difficult would be the center of a shipping war.
"Some would say that this is a great dream of the boys, but that's not easy. From what I can tell, remember that user who is a fangirl of Cody? And she trashed Leshawna on her blogs, that even some users were totally against her and made them the bottom of their jokes? I think one of those users was Leshawna, can you imagine the anger she must be feeling when she watches this episode from where the girl who managed to make her eliminated now had her titties grasped by the boy who confessed to her? It's going to be a ship war for sure. And I think there isn't going to be a winner."
"Oh, this is going to be difficult for them, I can see this is going to create a lot of drama after Heather's elimination." Sky agreed with her sister, that the situation can be described as terrible right now, since the fans are now in chaos, tomorrow would be the chaos, or it could happen after the end of the episode. "Still it seems Heather is now with bloodshot eyes, I think she is going to kill the moose."
"I don't blame her if it was me, I would go berserk, I mean, the moose just took her shirt and made Harold fall over her, this situation can be described as the chaotic as possible, there is no way this moose would have done that I wasn't in purpose." Jane now glared at the moose, one of the most prestige animals in Canada, now she was wary of them because imagining that a pervert animal would take her shirt. It was humiliating at best. "BEAT ITS ASS HEATHER."
"Seriously Jane?" Sky looked surprised at her sister, since from the start both of the girls hated the queen bee, but with time they warmed up to the idea of the queen bee having actually very good loyal bees to protect her, even if she is an ass some times, she actually showed a little of heart inside. But that situation was too much.
"Well, it's her or the pervert moose, who would you cheer for?" Jane shrugged at her sister, which made the gymnastic little sister pass a second to think. Until she came to an obvious conclusion.
"BEAT ITS ASS HEATHER, STING ON ITS EYES," Sky shouted as the girls would want the same thing Heather, and make the moose make the situation worse for everyone.
"I can't believe my eyes." The druid's father said as he cleaned the dust of it, since working so much on the night shift from the day before, he was ready to have breakfast and enjoy himself watching the pay-per-view before going to work, one of the good advantages of the said system of the show, they have early access of the challenges before the entire episode being aired at the time he goes at work.
It was a good time to spend with his daughter and wife, since it was the day off from the mother, since the whole family is in tune with nature, they can talk and learn many things directly with mother nature, but only his daughter has the power of reading minds and read auras, one of the abilities that only his mom developed. And surprisingly, he remembered the words of his own mother.
"Beware of moose, they are very difficult creations of mother nature since their own mood could be described as easily to anger, but also for their nasty pettiness around vengeance, some of them were so terrible that made me with all my patience to try to not strangle them. Leave them with mother nature, and the future will bring at them like Karma, so be calm, and let them be."
Those words were described, as he could see his wife covering her chest and glaring at the television screaming.
"MOTHER NATURE." The matriarch shouted as she felt attacked from seeing such a horrible scene, and the worst part, Dawn had her eyes wide open and gasped in horror. "LOOK AT YOUR CHILDREN, THIS WAS UNECESSARY."
"What horror, Harold is in shock, his aura is such a mess, he has no idea what to do now," Dawn commented as she then saw the moose clearly launched the nerd on the dirty socks. Which made Dawn narrow her eyes and shake her head. "That wasn't fair, I'm disappointed, neither of them provoked it, and yet he made the chaos by pettiness... Mother nature, I'm disappointed."
That day watching the events of the episode, they have a notion that possibly Harold needs to find a way to recompose himself, or he would clearly need to find a way to help their mate from the episodes before.
"Please help and guide him Mother Nature, or he could drown himself in trouble from your children." The father gave a little prayer because if it was him he knew that even with Mother Nature's help his wife would want to punish him hard, and it was clear how troublesome the poor boy would have been, but thankfully he felt that his prayer was answered because from the slight leaves and some flowers of jasmine fell down from the said tree... Which made the father have his eyes wide open and his mouth jaw opened... Mother Nature shared a secret because he found that both his wife and daughter didn't pay attention to her words. So before leaving for work, he did his best to take all the jasmine flowers with him, because this isn't something that his precious daughter needs to know, and his wife would freak out what Mother Nature prepared for the nerd boy.
And the animals still ask him why he likes to talk about the show with them because everything on the show is absurd and yet he cannot stop watching. But now, he had to hold this secret while he tried to compose himself and prepare for work at the evening.
(Playa Del Losers)
"Are you sure that you want to stay guys?" Ezekiel asked as he felt himself worried for his friends, "Because Harold probably is smelling terrible, and he is going to take a day or two to take out all that terrible smell, and I'm the only one who knows what terrible smell looks like."
"If you are talking about the stink bomb, please don't remind me, I was horrified to see all my friends like that, and I was surprised that nobody recorded me vomiting at the time the crew went to meet me when that part of the challenge was over," Katie said, as Cody gulped drily, but still the couple were holding hands together, and if she was going to stay so does him. "But I think after dealing with my friends after E.M.A.L.M. (a nickname she created for the stink bomb, since was easier to make the initials the entire word.) Harold would need support."
"Oh yeah, you have experience with the aftermath of the stink bomb, so yeah, I can see that, but Eva, are you sure that you want to see him?" Ezekiel asked unsure, since the bodybuilder had no idea how terrible the smell Harold would be, to even a skunk to have a crush on him.
"Don't worry about me, he needs protection in case Leshawna wants to have something or someone to hit, Sierra has been a rock in her shoes, and now there is a huge fight around the computer, I'm just glad that you didn't look at it yet," Eva grunted as she saw how some absurd things the fans around forums managed to be so ruthless and stupid when it comes about possibility of relationships. Still, she was surprised to see Ezekiel hesitating into going on the internet, which was good, but also strange, since the time she came on the Playa Del Losers, her email box was filled with emails that she didn't imagine get so many, wishing recovery and even complimenting her to save the campers... it even had some childish scanned paper drawings of her actually carrying a tree, and some of her beating a bear, children were creative, and even made her had some smirk in her painful moments. She glanced at her leg, and now she felt like that cast was just a shoe for her, she walked like nothing was wrong with it. She even got used to the itch some time, but she waited...
Ezekiel hesitated because he had been avoiding seeing his email box since the time he appeared, he enjoyed reading all the fan mail letters, even if was strange to see troll letters coming from some haters as well, it was weird to see such people judging him, telling the parts they liked of what he did, and what they hated... and how he was too week to keep going and etc... just troll fans, he had many from his fanfics on his past life, this was expected. But the difference in the digital world, it's like... one was receiving a bag of fan letters... but checking an email box after weeks into a reality show? He wasn't sure if he received a few, dozens, hundreds of emails, that if someone had leaked it on the internet... And knowing Sierra, maybe she had...
Fan letters, he could use them as proof to the police since they have the address from the place they sent... Email is most like a place without law, and people would go hardcore without thinking about consequences, digital writers feared harassing the internet in his past life... does the past before social media make fan emails better than the dark future of the internet? He doesn't know, but he was procrastinating to see the emails, but he need to have the courage to read them... He promised to Izzy that he had to...
Ezekiel nodded to Eva, as she, Katie, Cody, and Ezekiel waited to the shore, the slow boat coming towards their direction. They were ready to receive the boy who came from the terrible challenge on the show. And slowly coming in their direction, the uncomfortable smell finally was reaching their noses.
"GET OUT BEFORE MY BOAT GETS YOUR SMELL." Suddenly the group heard a scream, and on the next moment they saw the captain of the loser's boat kicking out Harold from the travel Camp Wawanakwa, and at the time he hit the shore, the group could feel the terrible smell coming from the dirty socks...
The captain launched all the luggage of the nerd before quickly using his boat to go back far away from the terrible smell, cursing at how the nerd had been annoying and finally, he could enjoy the fresh air once again.
Ezekiel and Katie went to help Harold get up, as Cody and Eva twitched their noses, it was a bad smell, but from how Ezekiel and Katie helped the nerd to get on his feet and carry his stuff... It seems they really know how that smell actually is irrelevant to them.
"Thanks, guys, I'm surprised to see you all awake, so what is this place?" Harold was surprised to see a different place instead of actually going to a city where he would be greeted by his mother and siblings, but instead, the boat just brought him to a resort.
"Well, welcome at Playa Del Losers," Ezekiel said as Katie gave a hug to the stinky boy. "This place makes you second guess why you didn't get eliminated sooner."
Harold sniffed and then glanced at Eva who walked to help carry the luggage and help him, even if her nose was twitching. Cody was holding his own nose.
"Nice to see you here Harold." Cody greeted as he was holding his nose and his voice sounded pitchy.
"Let's get going string bean, you must be tired and you need a shower, quickly," Eva grunted, as the nerd rolled his eyes.
"I know, but I already passed an hour at a show. I even ran out of the soap on there." Harold said as it was supposed to be way worse, but at least he was with his friends.
"Trust me, Harold, here are many spa products, that will help you out. I think tomorrow you are even going to smell like a model, Justin told us that the products here were very high quality."Katie commented as the group walked around the resort. "Here is the key to your room, and it seems like Chris's promise here is like a 5-star resort."
"We have a pool, hot tub, barbecue grills, and every suite has access to all the recorded episodes, and we have channels with the pay-per-view to keep watching the others," Cody explained as the group looked around.
"And before you go and talk with Leshawna, I think you should rest, and take a shower. Believe me, you may not want to see her right now." Eva commented as the group finally reached the floor where the nerd was supposed to have time for himself. "Tomorrow you can try to talk to her."
"Yeah, maybe is for the best, I really want to see her, but hey, at least I'm happy to see you all again. And you look more healthy Ezekiel, are you doing fine?"Harold asked which made Ezekiel make a so-so gesture to his hand.
"60 to 70% better. A cough here and a cough there, but I'm taking my meds and resting a lot. So in a few weeks, I will be recovered." Ezekiel replied as Katie gave a hug to Harold before he opened his door.
"Sadie and Tyler are sleeping in their rooms, so tomorrow you will see them. Have a good night." he opened the door and gave a hug to Katie and the other members of his team, and with that, the newest loser of Killer Bass found himself in his new suite... "Well, better to take my clothes off and take a shower first..."
Harold took time to appreciate the view around the suite he was in since it had been a very luxurious place for him to stay, like an elegant 5-star hotel, which made him feel relaxed, but also nervous about the worries he had over the morning. He knew that his friends probably would need his awesome skills until the merge, but sadly this time his skills couldn't save him from the surprise attack made by the Moose, which made him know about the truth related to Heather's boobs, and possibly with the idea of Leshawn... Leshawna?"
"Lesh..." Harold was about to say the name, but he was interrupted by the awestruck view of the same brown sugar hot girl who had been with him at the camp, she was waiting for him... on his bed, wearing nothing but a towel.
"Ah, ah..." Harold was in shock, as the well-curved thick woman passed by him, and the first thing she did was try to remain serious.
"You stink," Leshawna said as she narrowed her eyes to him, she was near him, and he was still awestruck by her presence. He froze at that moment. "So how does it feel? Touching her tits? Does it feel like this?"
Harold then felt both his hands releasing the luggage, as the girl he romanced for days before held tight to his hands, and immediately placed them above the girl leading to an experience he never thought of before, both his hands now were holding her bust, which made him catatonic.
"They were firm like this? They were smooth like this? Or do you want tight like this?" Leshawna dropped her towel and made Harold hold her assets which now the Nerd had no idea what was happening at that moment. He felt his entire face blush, as he couldn't control what was happening to him. "I want to see if that white brat snobbish slut can top what I'm about to do with you. Let's see if Sierra bitch can mess up with what I'm about to make. And see if a motherfucker of a moose can make Heather accidentally surpass me... I'm about to ride your world and mess it up."
"I'm scared and aroused at the same time," Harold said as he was trembling on the place.
"Let's go to the shower, you need to take this smell, and I'm going to have fun doing that every single second," Leshawna smirked as she kissed his lips, and slowly brought the nerd to his bedroom, without notice on the table nearby the bathroom door there was a vase of jasmine flowers nearby...
"When I said to up your game... I was being sarcastic, I didn't say for you actually try and make noises like a bunch of rabid animals... I was trying to sleep." Noah cursed as his eyes had black eyes from his lack of sleep, it wasn't because they were all night, but because of the loud noises they made that night, it made him unheard of the things they said, and it made him impossible to sleep.
"Well, sucks to be you," Leshawna smirked as she gave a slight flip off in front of the bookworm as the nerd who was with a very happy and enamored face, both of them enjoying a very good coconut drink.
Their friends stared at the duo who seemed to be fine even after the events of the last episode, they thought Leshawna could have gone full getho against Harold, but somehow they made peace... or something that made her have the above hand of the circumstances.
"That's so strange," Ezekiel commented to Cody who was trying to read his emails, until he found something around the Total Drama Island Forum.
"Not until you see this," Cody commented as he showed his PDA to the homeschooled boy, and when they found the emails and even the picture of the last post from the forum. Ezekiel had his eyes wide open.
A picture of Leshawna showing the middle finger and kissing Harold in the photo. And on the title saying.
"He is mine SieBitch, back off while you still have face." Ezekiel read slowly until he glanced at Leshawna who was proud of herself. "Wow, you really aren't pulling your punches."
"She deserved it. And now I have my joy of imagining her groaning like an angry animal." Leshawna grinned happily as she showed a little side of pettiness, but she was now chuckling to see the stalker girl biting her pillow in anger... Better than that is...
"Oh, so that's why you asked me to also do the same?" Katie asked and the vindictive smile coming from the black girl also made her nod her head and agree with her point. "Well, it seems a good idea, Cody, baby... can you help me?"
Cody was frozen, not understanding about what was going on... the implications were clear, but still... he was confused.
"Help you? With what?" Cody asked as he then felt the tan twin holding his hands, and whispering something in his ear... And then with a big smile on his face. "Oh yeah, the CodyMeister is ready."
And immediately the duo went above to the suite, to see which lipstick would fit better on the face of Cody around for a perfect picture of them kissing...
Ezekiel watched the craziness the group was around Sierra, and he gulped into imagining how crazy she would become after dealing with such crazy couples. Noah was face-slamming his head on the table trying to sleep. And it seems the next challenge is going to be something the group should have stomachs for it...
At least they have the pay-per-view to see their friends.
(Aquarium)
The morning after the last challenge, the remaining Killer Bass members decided to make a meeting inside their main base, with the remaining group, it was discovered that they managed to get everyone enjoying their hot tube. The relaxation and the bubbles help the group find a way to relax over another defeat around their team...
"We are losing too much, everyone," Duncan stated the facts, as Courtney was staring at the ceiling of the cave, the morale around the Killer Bass has gotten worse and worse with each defeat. "But soon or later the merge is going to happen. So we need to discuss about this."
"What do expect Duncan?" Courtney asked, showing her point as the second pillar of the team. "Ezekiel was forced to say Condor for his own sake and he is now getting his treatment for his pneumonia, Katie wanted to give up but she was threatened to eliminate two members of the team if she said the word, but we managed to vote her out. Now we all lost fair and square on the last challenge."
"I know, but still it sucks that we didn't manage to get one of them out. I mean, there were 4 of them, and one of them, thanks to our friend Gwen here, seems to think I'm trying to hook up with her, and he is ******* me off, and I want to punch him in the face so much." Duncan said that he was feeling frustrated as the member of their team was still walking freely, as it was provoking them for not being able to win against a team of 4 members.
"Well Duncan, every single one of us is mad too, but we got to accept that, sometimes people get lucky, and I have to say he is very lucky for us not get him eliminated, but let's be honest here... at the time the merge truly happens, we know who will be the first one who will get eliminated, even if Heather is annoying and a prick, her friend Lindsay wants Trent's head, and I don't blame her," Bridgette commented, as Geoff remained in silence and rolled his eyes. "You are still mad at him Geoff?"
"Well, a little bit." The cowboy hat confessed as he gave a slight sigh. "On the one hand, he didn't apologize to me directly, but on the other hand, he said the paintball incident made us even, which I kinda agreed... But I'm still a little mad with him."
"Dude, it's not your fault, the man instructed Chris from all people to make your challenge worse. So I don't blame you if you are still p****** off with him." Duncan patted his back, while Gwen looked sad, DJ was still reflecting on something... and had been avoiding talking for a while. "Okay, I think we need to bring this issue."
"What issue?" Gwen commented as she raised her eyebrow.
"I want everyone to be honest here right now... Who wants to say the Condor?"Duncan asked which made everyone have their eyes wide open, and even DJ who was in silence stared at Duncan in surprise. "I'm not mad, and the merge is going to happen soon, so I want you guys to at least tell me if the game is pressuring you too much that it makes the word tempting to say."
The group remained quiet, Courtney glanced around, and Geoff seemed completely stoic, Gwen didn't feel the desire to give up, but then... the group gasped as they found both Bridgette and DJ raised their hands in the air. Geoff who thought everything was fine around the camp, didn't imagine the girl he was passing the time with actually wanted to give up the game, and even a good friend he had since on the first day, was surprised to see DJ wanting to give up as well...
"Bridg..." Geoff whispered as the surfer looked sad as she raised her hand.
"Sorry Geoff, but Duncan has a point, every single challenge one of our members has been giving up for some reason, and the last challenge I have to confess has been way scary than the former ones, we thought jumping from a cliff of 100-feet was scary until Gwen had to jump from a plane in 5 thousand feet," Bridgette commented as she raised another point. It hurt her to tell that to her boyfriend. "We had to deal with many challenges, and I think the challenges will get harder and harder. So I don't know how long I can hold up the challenges."
"I have to agree with Bridgette," DJ commented as he could see his friends sad with the idea of both of them wanting to give up. "Hey, I had a lot of fun being here, and I have to confess that many of those challenges really scared me, but we overcame those challenges, and well, I know that probably I'm not the strongest player on this show, so it would take just a few weeks until somehow would be my time, so I decided to throw the towel when things would get too much... And seeing momma here on the island, made me miss her so much, and I kinda want to see her again."
"Man, I would give my liver just to eat your momma's food right now," Duncan remembered how great was the Caribbean meal he had to suffer so much in starving just for the delight of eating that meal. It made every single challenge worth it.
And just describing the food made some stomachs around roar in agreement. Courtney had really underestimated the food DJ wanted so much to share with his mom, and both of them planning their restaurant around would require a lot of money. Yet DJ wished to give up because of the pressure of the show.
Bridgette salivated, because the vegetarian food made by DJ's momma was indeed one of the best foods she ever had in her life, she never tasted Caribbean food before, and she was able to make something so delicious for her enjoy her time pleasure into eating some that great.
"Yeah... maybe someday when we get reunited again, my momma and I can prepare some good food for us to hang out," DJ smiled as he could see his momma making a great impression on them.
"Well, it seems that we are aware of the members who would want to quit," Gwen said as massaged the temples of her head, they had a point in saying the game was getting harder with time, but still it sucks to see more of her friends leaving the show. "So how are we going to deal with this?"
"Like the same way we do," Courtney commented as she caught the attention of everyone. "Even if the merge happens, we still must act like we do every single day. Even if we are not on the same team, we still should be friends."
"Well... Ezekiel would have said that, princess." Duncan chuckled as he kissed her cheek which made her blush. "But you are right, Zeke would say Killer Bass until death, so I think we shouldn't split ourselves, but still the rules apply to these circumstances. Saying the C word, and everyone will vote you out, no drama."
Geoff, DJ smiled, as he remembered the little green winter hat boy cheering and focusing on their teamwork all the time, Gwen and Bridgette smiled sadly, as they also could have imagined the third pillar cheering them up, even in the case of every loss, he would always find a way to make their morale higher again, showing that it doesn't matter if they lose or not, the fact they should play fair, and be friends until the end was what made the Killer Bass the team they were.
And it was times like this... they missed him so much, a direction and a guide to bring them back to their tracks...
"Well, we have to enjoy one of our days here and enjoy while as we can. Because in a few days, it's going to be tough once again, and we may not be able to see another member of our team." Duncan said as the group couldn't help but nod their heads at the delinquent, they have to enjoy their time... because nobody knows what's going to happen in the future.
On the day of the challenge, everything seemed to be ready for another recording for the introduction of the chapter. Chris made sure to read every line of his own script, while he could hear someone chuckling nearby him.
"So that's the day." A gruff voice with a smirk made the host of the show, also chuckle in a cruel tone, agreeing with the voice. "There is still time to bail out from that."
"Oh, that's where you are contrary Chef, I bet the double or nothing," Chris smirked in such confidence that made Chef also chuckle knowing that this day would be the best day for themselves. "I hope you are ready to lose 50 bucks."
"Oh, that's what I want to see... I made this especially for the coward and for the surfer... You have no idea how difficult was to find those items and cook them up." Chef grinned in such a scary way that it made the interns gulp in fear, knowing about what the duo prepared for the episode. This would be treated as the most sadistic game for themselves.
"Well, that's what I count for... But that's a good episode, for us... HAHAHAHAHAHA." Chris and Chef smiled widely until they couldn't take anymore... They laughed so hard that it released tears from their eyes.
"Errr... sir, we are ready to record," The duo was laughing hard until a voice called for the host, the cameraman, and the crew were ready. Which Chef quickly jumped away, while Chris prepared himself to record.
"Alright let's do this." Chris gave a thumbs up, as he cracked his neck... And by seeing the red light, Chris smiled.
"Last time on Total Drama Island…" Chris began with a bit of an eager grin on his face. "A challenge brought some interesting repercussions, Gwen spoke her mind about what Trent should be aware of the terrible mistakes he made, however because of his jealousy or for the lack of good sense, he managed to make the goth girl give up all hopes she had for the guitarist who should have thought better... Leaving now the boy chickens out from jumping from the safest plane in the world. Wink, now the rivalry between Heather and Harold managed to turn out that a little question related to Heather's bust being real or not, was proved right for our little moose friend who decided to play a prank on both of them, Harold probably is the luckiest and unluckiest man for the entire show, I'm so proud of him. Heather didn't like being touched by accident and swore revenge on the Moose who managed to make such a prank on her... What happened with the moose, just Heather knows the answer... And for the final Challenge, there was a race, a turbo jetski and somehow Owen made his farts on fire, how DJ survived that, nobody knows. But in the end, Lindsay manages to humiliate Duncan with her gymnastic skills... Harold had to leave the show because who knows what his girlfriend will do with him after the episode? And now, let's see what's in store for our campers on this week's episode of Total. Drama. Island!"
"Cut..." The voice of the cameraman was said, which made Chris stare at Chef who raised a thumbs up... The duo were excited for the challenge of the day...
(Main Lodge)
The morning had come onto Camp Wawanakwa and both teams were quick to get up, shower, and do their business. Currently, the Screaming Gophers have 4 members. Owen, Trent, Heather, and Lindsay. Meanwhile, the Killer Bass had six members. Courtney, Gwen, Duncan, DJ, Geoff, and Bridgette.
That left only 10 campers left. In the first episode of Camp 22 campers were introduced to the island. And starting from episode 2, someone from the losing team was voted off, walked down the Dock of Shame, and rode the Boat of Losers away from Camp Wawanakwa for good.
Less than half of that original 22 remained.
And currently, Chris and Chef were seen in the mess hall waiting for those remaining campers to come in for their breakfast. And boy were they in for a surprise. "What?" Duncan had come into the mess hall, with many campers following soon after, he noticed one thing. "No breakfast, again?"
"Oh, don't worry bro," Chris told Duncan as a few other campers passed by the green-haired delinquent. "There will be plenty of food later on." Duncan raised a brow before narrowing in suspiciously at the host and buff Chef but simply decided to join the rest of the Killer Bass at their table. And as he left Chris and Chef began to giggle as quietly as they could.
But they were quickly noticed by those who saw the teenage torturing duo snickering.
Once both teams were seated, Chris and Chef managed to calm themselves down allowing the former to clear his throat and walk out in front of everyone. "Congratulations to the remaining ten campers for reaching the halfway mark in the competition!" Chris announced to everyone getting some smiles from a few of the teens. They couldn't help but be a little proud of themselves for making it so far. "You'll all be on the jury for the final episode."
"We got the power!" Geoff cheered as he pumped up a fist. "Yeah!"
"The two teams will become one next week," Chris explained getting some surprised looks from the campers. The Screaming Gophers and Killer Bass will be no more. Now, it was every camper for themselves. All gunning it to win the $100,000 grand prize. "But first, all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin and all the guys will stay in the Bass cabin. This week's challenge is as old as history itself. A battle of the sexes!" Upon hearing this, most of the guys sent challenging looks to the girls with a few of the females sending the looks back and, in Lindsay's case, blowing a raspberry. "After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then, you'll have an, uh…bite to eat." Once again Chris and Chef started snickering uncontrollably getting raised brows from nearly all the campers. Just what sick and twisted thing were those two planning? "Ready for a little good news? This week, no one will be kicked off. It's all for a reward and it's a good one." Everyone cheered and high-fived at this. "Okay, time to relocate. Let's move!"
All the campers then got up with the girls from the Bass and Owen ready to make the move to their new cabins. All the while Chef and Chris started snicker again. As they left, Bridgette ended up walking by herself with her now former fellow female Bass Courtney and walking with Duncan respectively. As the surfer girl went to go get her stuff, Heather suddenly came up to her with a friendly face that seemed completely foreign to the queen bee. "Wow, your hair looks great today." Heather actually complimented Bridgette as she walked next to her. "So natural."
Before Bridgette could say something, Courtney appeared.
"Don't mind her Bridg, let's take our stuff and prepare ourselves." The C.I.T. Bass commented which made the surfer shrug and take her stuff from the cabin. Leaving a very frustrated queen bee...
"What is their problem?" Heather narrowed her eyes but did not realize that Gwen passed by her and heard everything.
"Rule number 7 of Killer Bass guide, never trust a Gopher," Gwen commented as she could see the glaring face of Heather. "And before you ask, no, surprisingly it wasn't you the reason why that rule was created in the first place."
Heather raised a brow, until her eyes went wide open, and realized one thing. They were aiming to eliminate the meat shield... Heather glanced at the boys going inside their own cabins, and she couldn't help but muse on their direction.
"Huh, I wonder how long it will take until they start fighting." Heather mused loudly as she watched Lindsay coming near her, and she forgot Gwen was nearby her... Gwen watched Trent going at the Screaming Gopher... He turned his head to see her, but she shook her head and ignored his presence.
"3 minutes or less," Gwen commented which surprised Heather and Lindsay at the same time. "It's a time bomb, and his time around the show is short."
And with that, Gwen went to her cabin, leaving Heather and Lindsay thinking about their next strategy.
"What are we going to do?" Lindsay asked as she already could see the group of girls wasn't very excited about them getting together into one cabin with them...
"We need to be in low radar. We cannot bring a lot of attention now that they have a main target." Heather explained as she walked to the Screaming Gophers cabin. "If they want Trent's head on a spike, well suit themselves."
"I want his head in a spike too. Do you think they would allow me to be on their side?" Linday was eager and happy to make the boy who made her dirty pancakes an entire hell... And Heather raised her eyebrows because she was surprised with the idea...
"Well, you could try. Since you have a very good reason for it." Heather shrugged, and she could see Lindsay so happy around... Until suddenly she saw Trent being launched away from the cabin where he was going to stay with the boys of Killer Bass... And she didn't understand how Trent did it. But it was like Gwen had told. It was less than 3 minutes.
At the time Bridgette prepared her backpack, she still felt conflict in relation to the future chapter of what was going to happen, since the pressure of the reality show was getting more and more on her nerves, she felt that her time to prepare herself in case she or DJ would find it was the right time to leave the show...
"Knock knock," Geoff commented as he surprised the girl who was about to leave. "Oh hey, Bridgette..."
"Hello." The surfer commented as she felt a refresh of good air in relation to the boy she had a good time with...
"Brigde... I know that you may be having a terrible time dealing with this pressure. But in case things would get too extreme, I just hope you talk to me." Geoff said as he held tight the hands of the blond surfer, as it seemed the time had become slow for both of them... "I'm going to miss you so much."
"I know Geoff, but..." Bridgette commented as she felt the good eyes coming from the boy, his worried tone, and yet his gentle smile, she was also going to miss that feeling. "I will also miss you, but I think someday it would be my time to leave. But don't worry, I will be cheering for you."
"Thanks," Geoff said as the duo seemed so in syntony until the vinyl scratch happened and Chris took Bridgette by her arm.
"There is a long day ahead," Chris smirked as he pulled the girl outside of the cabin... Leaving Geoff in silence with his thoughts.
Until suddenly felt an impact of the guitar case with the last person he wanted to see.
"Hey, dude. Where should I put this?" Trent's distracted himself, not knowing that he made the party boy on the floor because of the accident he brought to him.
"Oh yeah, him," Geoff mumbled as he tried to compose himself. And got up to his feat. "Whatever man, choose a bed and do your thing. I'm going to grab my stuff."
Geoff passed by the door, seeing Duncan and DJ already with their stuff, and even Owen who seemed to be eager to get together with the boys...
Duncan walked to see how the girls' cabin was after the events of such a catastrophe prank war, to see the girl's side of the cabin looked more intact in comparison to the other side of the cabin... there was still remaining of the glorious event of the prank war, which led to one of their most important members giving up on the show for the sake of going to the hospital. And yet, it's strange to see the other cabin and sleep after such events of the war... Duncan looked around, and seeing Trent already there, he just rolled his eyes and didn't want to talk to him.
And by narrowing his eyes to another place, he suddenly recognized one single book... Which was one where Gwen spent most of her time writing on the Aquarium.
"Huh?" Duncan walked nearby to get the book out of the bed.
"What do you have on there dude?" Trent asked curious, which made the delinquent ignore him... "Hey, this isn't yours you sh..."
"I know this isn't, this is Gwen's diary, which she probably forgot above her bed. It's the best to give her back." Duncan shrugged as he walked in the direction of the door.
"Hey, and why should you be the one to give her diary?" Trent made such a question, which made both Duncan and DJ raise their eyebrow towards the person who just made such a proposition.
"And who do you think it should be giving her diary?" Duncan asked in disbelief, and the guitarist remained quiet until Duncan rolled his eyes. "Please don't tell me that you were actually thinking of all the people who should give the diary back to her."
"Hey, I can be helpful." Trent protested as Duncan rolled his eyes.
"Well, your jealousy is clearly helping your case a lot."Duncan scoffed as he suddenly felt the guitarist holding his shirt by the collar.
"I'm not jealous, I just don't trust you the way you look at her," Trent commented as he suddenly realized Duncan chuckling.
"Okay first...you have 5 seconds to release me, or I'm going to make you regret it to even touch me in the first place...Second, the way I look at her? Are you seriously that blind?"Duncan chuckled as he narrowed his eyes. "I'm already with Courtney, you moron."
Trent hesitated, as he was about to replay the comment, but then he felt both his hands being held tightly by the delinquent.
"Times up," Duncan said as Trent realized both his hands were still holding his T-shirt...
And on the next moment, Duncan without thinking twice launched the guitarist out of the boy's cabin. Which made Trent has the same taste of dirt as Cody had in the first episode.
Geoff walked with his luggage, passing by Trent and refusing to take a look at him. At the time he got inside the cabin, Owen felt horrified to see the group staring at him like a bunch of wolves.
"Hey everyone. What did I miss?"Geoff commented as Duncan was placing his DJ equipment set, while the Jamaican camper, tried to reassure the Screaming Gopher boy, that everything was going to be alright.
"Just Trent being a pain again," Duncan said as he then launched Gwen's diary into his hand. "Take this to Gwen at least I know that you are not going to mess this up."
"Sure, be right back," Geoff commented as he then saw Owen following him.
"Let me go with you," Owen saying he was still intimidated by Duncan was not a surprise, since seeing the boy being so angry to launch his friend outside, he really wanted to avoid conflict.
"Sure my man, the more the merrier." The party boy said as he tapped the back of the charismatic Chubby boy, so with a reassuring smile, Owen gave a sigh of relief.
Heather watched in surprise at how quickly the guitarist boy was out of the said cabin, and she had to confess that sometimes this game looked way easier than she expected.
But she isn't going to complain about the gift horse from its teeth. She and Lindsay went to their cabin, just to see the group already with their luggage over their bunkers.
"Hey, we found which bed you both use, so we used the vacant ones while giving you the space you need," Courtney said in a polite tone, which made Heather and Lindsay stare at her in surprise.
"Err... Thanks?" Lindsay asked thanks, as Heather remained quiet and the group in silence already preparing their stuff.
Heather seeing that the group of girls never opened their mouths or even made a sound on the cabin, and the awkward silence somehow made her uncomfortable and annoyed.
"Alright, this is getting creepy, why are you in silence like that? Don't you all have anything to say here?"Heather said loudly which surprised the Killer Bass girls.
"What is there to talk about? We already talked with each other before coming here." Courtney shrugged, as she also didn't feel the desire to talk anything about that moment.
"Well, what about the fact the goth girl was right and Trent ended up being launched away from the boy's cabin." Heather crossed her arms and told the group.
.
.
.
"What an idiot." That was what the group of girls said when Heather finally found a popular opinion and a way to make the communication between her, Lindsay, and the others.
"What do you think it's this time?" Bridgette asked as she facepalmed with the unawareness of the boy who couldn't take a hint.
"2 chocolate bars that he made Duncan Angry," Gwen commented as Courtney rolled her eyes.
"That's a sucker's bet, I'm sure it's related to his jealously towards my boyfriend," Courtney said as she rolled her eyes, Heather noticed that just a simple name managed to make the whole group of girls already talking badly of him.
"Well, at least he didn't force you all to eat pee, shoving in your throat and lying on your face," Lindsay commented which made the whole Killer Bass girls flinch in disgust.
"Yeah. That was horrible. I would have ripped my head off. Yeah, that was unforgivable." Gwen, Courtney, and Bridgette said at the same time agreeing that possibly it was the right start and all of them had a reason to be mad at him.
"What about you Heather?"Courtney asked as the queen bee remained quiet, thoughtfully.
"Well, I don't actually have anything against him, since the time I already executed my revenge into the hiking challenge."Heather shrugged but she then noticed the girls chuckling at her words.
"Oh yeah, the mega wedgies, I have to say, never thought someone could scream like a little girl," Bridgette smirked, as the talk between the girls actually made them have something in common... The focus into eliminating one camper.
*Knock,knock, knock*
The girls stopped their conversation after the knocks which Bridgette shrugged just to come at the time to open the door... And to her surprise, she just saw Geoff once again.
"Oh hey Geoff," Bridgette smiled at seeing the party boy again.
"Bridgette," Geoff smiled as he even tipped his hat to her which made her giggle. "Came here with a mission in hand. Is Gwen over there?"
"Yeah, why?" The surfer asked as she tilted her head, and then at the time she saw Geoff showing a familiar book, she had her eyes wide open.
"We found this on the bed, so we thought it would be best to give it back to her."The smiling party boy gave it to the surfer, who just smiled back at him.
"I know she will be happy to receive back." Bridgette smiled as she gave a quick peak on his cheek, and then both of them got in shock...And with a blush on her face, she went in panic. "Well, I will give it back to her, see you at the challenge."
"Yeah do that, see you later," Geoff said not just a second later Bridgette closed the door... Making the smile of the cowboy hat boy wide open and starts to cheer. "Yeah."
"Great job Geoff." When the party boy who just realized Owen watched the whole interaction, he saw that indeed Owen felt happy for the inner victory of the Killer Bass member.
"Thanks, man, well. Let's go back to our cabin, the boys probably are going to make a little party for us." Geoff tapped the back of the gentle Gopher, but still, he acted very afraid. "What's wrong?"
"Well, I have to confess Duncan scares me a little," Owen confessed as he then saw Geoff chuckling in response.
"Oh it's fine, Duncan is just being overprotective, he is a nice guy once you know him." Geoff smiled at the boy who just sighed in relief. "I understand you are afraid of him, but you don't have to worry, you just need to follow 3 rules and then you are fine with us."
"What 3 rules?" Owen asked scared, but Geoff just shook his head.
"It's just simple rules, 1- When we get out from the cabin and disappear for a few hours, we are just into our secret place, but that place it's just for Killer Bass members, so just don't ask about it. 2-Duncan is a pillar of our team, so he leads most of the time which is great because he has a lot of responsibility so he will try his best to make the team win, so don't worry about it. And 3- If DJ, Me, Duncan, Courtney, Bridgette, or Gwen say the word Condor, know that all Killer Bass members are going to vote on that person, don't try to change our minds, that's the simple rule." Geoff explained simple rules that Owen could understand and for the relief of the chubby boy, he felt way more relaxed now that the rules didn't seem to be unfair.
"It's a very strange quantity of rules, but I can do this." Owen nodded his head, and Geoff placed his arm around his neck.
"That's the spirit, I think you and the group will have a great time. Now let's party." Geoff said as raised his fist, and Owen already enjoyed the new friend he managed to meet on the show.
Not much happened after that event, Bridgette passed half an hour with a blush on her face, while Gwen and Courtney teased her for the peak on Geoff's cheek, Gwen was relieved to receive her diary back. And the girls passed the time preparing themselves thinking about what kind of sadistic challenge Chris and Chef seemed to be preparing for them...
On the other side, as Geoff has said, Duncan really made a little party for the group, including Trent to be part of the party, even if the tension was a bit heavy in the cabin, the group tried to relax and enjoy their time together before going on the challenge. There was a contest of who burped louder, and Geoff surprised everyone with his loud burp... Which made the whole group of boys applaud and Trent had the idea of making him the leader of the cabin... Duncan raised his eyebrow, and Geoff sweated a bit, before tunning down the idea. If there was another person who suggested that, he could have accepted the role, however, for being Trent the one who did it. Geoff decided to ignore him and let Duncan still be the leader of the boy's cabin.
Thankfully the time has come, and the group finally could go to the Mess hall.
(The Mess Hall)
Once the time Chris had allowed everyone to move was up, he had all 12 remaining campers gather up at the mess hall again. They all thought it was finally time for breakfast, but according to Chris, "It's time for today's challenge!"
"Err... Chris? What about the Breakfast?"Owen asked as he felt a bad feeling, which usually whenever Chef and Chris made them not have breakfast, it meant the challenge would be really difficult, from the time he got sleepwalking to even the time he had to lose the delicious meal and have a traumatic experience with pancakes.
However, Chris and Chef once again started giggling madly and by now it was really starting to get on everyone's nerves. "Stop doing that!" Heather snapped as she's had to deal with enough annoying people today after the incident that happened earlier at the girl's cabin.
Chris and Chef finally managed to calm themselves down with the former finally explaining everything. "Let's just tell them…today's challenge is…The Brunch of Disgustingness!" Chris revealed getting everyone's eyes to widen a bit. While also getting a few worried looks due to the name of the challenge. "You'll be getting an eleven-course meal. Each member of each team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross. Just that it'll likely be…gross."
While everyone was gulping a bit in worry about what kind of 'food' they would be served today. Most think that what they will be given will hardly count as food. "Tell them what they'll get if they win, Chris!" Chef said in a classic game show host voice.
"The winning team spends two days at a local five-star resort where they'll be pampered, eat gourmet nosh, and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught while participating in this challenge!" This got cheers and smiles from everyone present. Whichever gender won would be treated to a weekend of pure fun and relaxation. "The losing team will go hungry tonight and spend the next two days here. On Total Drama Island. With Chef." This got worried looks from everyone as the losers would still be treated like they have been for the last few weeks. Didn't help that Chef waved to them with a rather psychotic look on his face.
"We are going to win this challenge!" Heather stated to her fellow female campers. No way was she missing out on a weekend of paradise.
Confession– Bridgette
"I just hope we win to ease some of the tension," Bridgette said as everyone getting along was better than a five-star resort. "I mean, I'll try anything once. Except meat. I can't eat meat."
Confession - Chris
"Ah Bridgette, I'm sooooo glad that you are vegetarian, because this challenge will be perfect for you..." Chris giggled maniacally as he then glanced at the camera. "Me and Chef made 2 little bets on this morning. For who would be the first person to vomit on this challenge, and... Between DJ and Bridgette, who would be the first to say Condor? Hehehe... oh I'm going to break her vegetarian spirit and make her say Condor in a speed record."
Confession - Chef.
"If Chris thinks he is going to beat me in a bet? He is very wrong because for the weak of heart Jamaican, I know how to break him... HAHAHAHAHAHA. This 50 bucks will be the easiest I get." Chef laughed as he already tasted the sweet victory of winning a bet against the host of the show.
"Let's begin the challenge!" Chris said as he clapped his hands with an excited grin on his face. This was gonna be fun to watch. Chef then emerged from the kitchen with a kart full of platters with a covering to hide what the first dish was. "First…some Hors D'oeuvres."
The covers were then lifted up off all the platters revealing…meatballs. "Haha, all right! Meatballs!" Owen cheered with an excited grin. Meanwhile, everyone else was looking at the meatballs with a suspicious look. Something seemed…off about them. And when Bridgette looked at the dish she seemed absolutely horrified. "Bring it on!" Owen then went for it and stuffed all the 'meatballs' into his mouth at once.
As the big guy chewed, Chris pointed something out. "Well, technically, you're right, Owen," Chris stated getting everyone to look at him. "But these are kinda special."
Chef grinned as he lifted up one of them and told all the campers exactly what they were. "It's beef testicle bourguignon."
Everyone gasped at the information as they looked at the dish in a whole new light. These meatballs…were meatballs. "Testicles…" Owen questioned before throwing up all he ate right on DJ. Thankfully Chef was there to provide a new plate to Owen. Which made both Chris and Chef stare at Owen in disbelief.
"From all the members, Owen was the first to vomit?" Chris asked in disbelief, which made a look on Chef, and both just felt robbed. "Wow, so it means a tie."
"Yeah, never thought the fat boy was the one who would vomit first either," Chef said which made the other campers stare at them in disbelief.
"You bet behind our backs?" Courtney said angrily at the dup who just shrugged.
"We need our entertainment as well, so to pass the time we are cheering for you all to manage the win the game," Chris said with a false smirk, which made everyone go back to their plates.
It wasn't going well with the guys. Their reluctance to eat was because…well…they were guys. "Oh, I don't know if I can do this to my bovine brother…" Geoff said as he picked up a 'meatball.'
Trent slowly placed a tip of the meatball in his mouth and tried to eat, while DJ felt so attacked and sad for the most precious part of the bull being attacked like that. DJ even found himself crying a little as he looked at the dish.
"It's the hardest thing a man can do," Chris commented as he looked at the guys struggling to eat the first dish.
Confession – Heather
"Judging by the way the guys were reacting to the uh… dish…" Heather said while still looking a bit uncomfortable about the whole situation. "I knew we could win the round."
Just then the guys looked and gasped as they saw a few of the females tossing some of the 'meatballs' into their mouths with not nearly as much struggle as them. "Oh…okay, gross me right out the door!" Lindsay gagged as she ate her dish with a fork. "But I could totally use a pedicure at that resort. My corns are growing corns."
"What's the matter?" Heather asked after swallowing a 'meatball'. "Mm…you big boys can't eat a little meatball?"
"Come on!" Geoff tried to push his team of guys forward. "We can't let the girls win! Our manhood is at stake!" The boys all nodded and did their best to try and stomach the 'food' but they were still struggling a bunch.
Heather was smiling at the girls who seemed to be winning the challenge until she saw Bridgette who didn't even touch the food.
"What are you doing?" Heather glared, but then she saw Courtney and Gwen already looking at her with a side glance.
"I'm vegetarian it's against my own principles," Bridgette commented as she refused to break her own principle and one of her vows to never eat meat...
Before Heather could even complain, she then heard Chris coming in their direction.
"Oh, that's the problem? Well, we have options for the vegetarian people." Chris commented which made Bridgette turn her head, and the girls on that side turned to see Chris holding a tray with him. "It's called substitution food... It's an option for people who refuse to eat meat, however, each tray will get worse and worse, so it's 9 trays, so every time you think it's too much for you the first option, you are going to exchange the tray for the vegetarian option..."
Chris explained the rules, which made Bridgette happy to have a chance to help the girls, but then she felt a terrible feeling of dread coming.
"Well, if you think you can hold the vegetarian option, then you better do it now." Heather scoffed as she returned to her seat...
"For the first vegetarian plate we have..." Chris smiled which made Bridgette gulp in fear until she saw Chris open the tray revealing nothing more than broccollis. Which made the girl blink in confusion. "Boiled Brocollis."
The entire group of boys suddenly stopped, even the girls who were still struggling to eat the meatballs suddenly went jaw-slacked from such a rule. Until a voice was heard from the boy's side.
"Ugh, disgusting," Trent said which made the boys and girls stare at him in disbelief.
"WAIT, SO YOU MEAN WE HAD TO EAT ALL THESE BULL BALLS, WHILE WE COULD HAVE THE OPTION TO EAT A *BEEP* VEGETAL?" Heather shouted in anger, while Chris smiled from that reaction.
"Yep, so any of you girls want to also have it?" Chris smiled as he then saw that not just Courtney and Gwen, but also most of the boys from the other side wanted to substitute the first dish for the vegetarian option. "Alright, you all can have the first change, which is the easiest one... But I'm warning you, each tray from the vegetarian option will get worse and worse."
The group ignored that, as the group decided to eat the whole Boiled Brocollis at that time, which was a way better option than the bull testicles meatball.
And at the time the group started to eat the boiled broccoli, everything seemed easy and fine... However, there was one member of the boy's side which made the unbelievable.
Trent tried to eat the testicles, but his entire body couldn't take it anymore.
"I can't I just can't." Trent closed his eyes and refused to eat it.
"Then eat the damn broccoli idiot." Duncan narrowed his eyes, and Trent refused to even look at it.
"Well, it seems the boys lost this round. I don't blame you... The first round goes to the girl's team. " Chris said as the group of girls cheered loudly, and the boys looked at Trent with disappointment on their faces."The score now stands at one for the girls and zero for the guys! And now, the next course in…The Brunch of Disgustingness!" Chris said right to the camera to hype the audience up. The first round was already crazy and gross enough. And there were still ten more rounds of suffering to go through. "You guys like pizza?"
Everyone eagerly nodded from both tables. Pizza was something everyone could love! "I could eat pizza any time with anything on it!" Owen excitedly stated.
"Anything?" Chris questioned as Chef brought out two larger platters that contained the next course. Owen nodded as Chris gestured to Chef to reveal the food. "How about live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?" Lifting up the covers of the platters, Chef revealed that it was indeed pizza…but with jellyfish mixed in with the sauce, grasshoppers jumping around on it, and anchovies flopping on it for dear life.
Owen shrugged as he accepted the challenge, even if he knew that it would be gross, but Pizza was Pizza so it wouldn't be difficult for him to eat it.
"Ew, I hate anchovies." Lindsay groaned out as Chef placed the pizza on each table.
"I'm surprised that you are more groused over the living anchovies than the grasshoppers and jellyfish." She immediately felt the pressure over the next dish, and she felt disgusted from seeing both anchovies and grasshoppers jumping around her slice... And she never thought it would have been that horrible. "I'm going to try the vegetarian version."
"Me too." Bridgette agreed, she was glad that there were vegetarian options for her, even though the more she and her team asked for the option, the wider the smile coming from Chris made her insecure.
"Well then, for the second vegetarian option we have..." Chirs appeared with two trays making their way in front of Heather and Bridgette... And at the time he opened the trays, the terrible smell attacked their noses, which made them hold their noses. "Old, Rancid Boiled Broccoli"
At the time Chris explained the next vegetarian tray, the girls and boys watched with their faces becoming palled, from seeing little mounts of green goo, which made both Heather and Bridgette realize what Chris had explained, from each tray, the option would get worse and worse...
Heather looked hesitant.
"Do you have any cheese to place over it?" Heather asked hoping to cover the disgusting vegetable's terrible flavor, but from seeing Chef shaking his head... Heather looked at Bridgette who held her nose and used her fork to eat every green on the plate. Which made her eyes cry at the terrible taste...
Heather gulped, as she looked at her team... The girls now were torn between eating the vegetable or eating the pizza...
"I just can't, I want the terrible broccoli too." Lindsay launched away the pizza, which Chef smirked as he brought the tray with the second level of broccoli ready for the blonde girl... She also felt intimidated. But she used her best to make sure to eat the terrible taste of the broccoli.
The boys, on the other hand, decided to focus on the pizza.
"I told you brocollis are disgusting, and now Old and Rancid? There is no way I would eat that," Trent said as he looked down at his own food, and the pizza made his stomach grumble, and the content of the balls of bull wanted to get out of his body... "I've got a weak stomach. Uh, be right back."
So he quickly excused himself to vomit outside of the mess hall...
Confession - Trent
When I was a kid, my parents used to hold me down and force-feed me broccoli. They only did it because broccoli's…" Suddenly Trent shuddered from disgust and fear. "Good for ya. "
"I can do this. DJ, I need you to hold me down, while Geoff, you stuff the slice in my mouth. And no matter how much I scream or beg, you have got to feed me that slice." Trent said as the whole group stared at the guitarist in surprise... Duncan smirked as he won the lottery.
"Oh, I like this plan," Duncan said as he himself took the slice. He would be the one who would have the pleasure of doing it. "Let's get started it."
In the next second, DJ was holding Trent with all his strength, while Trent discovered that he had already regretted the plan.
"No, stop! Wait, it was a joke! I was kidding! Ha ha!" Trent gave a nervous laugh, as Duncan smirked at him. So that made him make him threaten the group. "I' 'm warning you, my dad's a lawyer!"
And the next second, Duncan forced the boy to eat the slice against his will, which made his pupils dilate, and look at DJ and called him his mama. Duncan was satisfied with the results as DJ made the guitarist boy feel like a baby in his arms... It was a view that nobody from the Killer Bass would regret seeing it.
Confession - Trent
"It wasn't that bad. I was playing it up for the cameras. You know, to boost ratings. I don't really mind beef testicles or live grasshopper pizza with jellyf– Ooh…" And on that time Trent couldn't help himself and vomit around the entire place, even the animals around felt disgusted and ran in fear.
Each of the boys decided to not choose the vegetarian option, and by holding their noses, they managed to eat completely the pizza slice, and with that guaranteeing their point.
Gwen and Courtney were also able to finish their slices, and Heather cursed every part of her being but she also managed to eat all the broccolis... Now understanding the words said by the host... The options are going to get worse from now.
"Well then, it seems everyone understood the rules and developed strategies for dealing with this. So everyone won a point now... Which the score now is 2 for the girls and 1 for the boys." Chris smiled as he could see the hesitation coming from Bridgette, it was just the start, and sooner or later she would crack before DJ.
Confession - Chef.
"If Chris thinks that he had the worst dishes for the vegetarian... it's because he didn't see my creation for DJ hehehehe." Chef commented as he felt proud of himself. "I created that... And oh boy, I already can imagine his face."
"All right, who's ready for the third course? Spaghetti!" Chris smiled as he then made everyone open the trays, and the first thing they noticed, was it wasn't spaghetti, it was pinkish, and had some different forms... looking like internal organs... "Actually rabbit intestines."
DJ froze, as he felt his heart stop, and slowly looked down and saw his little bunny, which made him look at Chris as if he was the devil
"No, no, no no no no." DJ commented as he immediately looked at the intestines and he felt horrified to imagine eating that... Geoff and Duncan also flinched because they knew the truth about the first bunny, which probably looked at DJ already crying.
"No, no... those poor bunnies." DJ started crying, and Chef smirked widely... while Chris rolled his eyes.
"Well, from the look of your face girls... Are you interested in eating the vegetarian option?" Chris asked as the girls from the other table hesitated not knowing what they would eat at that moment. And before even Bridgette says something he already cut her. "Of course you want Bridge... so let me bring you the third tray..."
And then, Bridgette felt her entire stomach tremble as if it was begging to not do it because slowly Chris was enjoying the torture on them... She felt hesitating, but it was too late, she wanted to win for the girls.
Gwen and Courtney looked at each other, and Heather bit her lips because she feared what was going to...
And on the next second, their fears were founded, since at the time Chris opened the tray, the disgusting putrid smell attacked them as a whole team...
"Old Ranced Boiled Brocolli, That Chef's had on his toes for a whole week," Chris said as the entire group of Killer Bass understood one thing.
"SON OF A *BEEP*" DJ and Bridgette said in unison as they understood from where Chris took this exact pattern of broccoli food.
Confession - Chris.
"Ah, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Who thought listening to Ezekiel doing his grammar review once again helped me to be so creative in making their lives a true hell," Chris smirked as his signature smirked.
The brownish version of rancid broccoli attacked the view of every single girl... Their response immediately by running away from the mess hall to vomit outside... Not even Courtney was able to be strong on her stomach... That was a direct hit on them.
DJ also felt conflicted... Between seeing the death of the same animal species that he had in his cabin, the little bunny whom he has taking care of for weeks. Now he was torn between eating one of the most disgusting vegetarian foods or eating the intestines of his favorite pet.
"Okay, we can plan something." Duncan refused to lose on that challenge, so he formulated a plan to make every single boy from his team blindfold themselves and cover their noses.
"Okay, it's just spaghetti." Geoff was also losing his mind, but seeing that his friend preferred to eat something from Chef's food... he preferred to eat the bunny intestines...
And at the time the girls finally came back from vomiting... They just saw DJ actually eating the rotten broccoli, and Heather and Gwen went back to vomit outside... Bridgette looked between the intestines of the bunny... and the worst possible broccoli she ever thought to taste...
But, her stomach was too loud, so she went back to vomit.
"DONE." The boys said as the group remained like a wall... happy that the worst part was over...
"Very good, it seems now the boys won this round... which made them tied with the girls." Chris smiled as he then snapped his fingers to bring the next tray... It took a while for the girls to finally compose themselves once again... The morale of the group was low because neither of them was doing fine... Lindsay and Bridgette were on the verge of breaking..."Alright, this one is going to be special for some of you... "
And those words seemed to make the campers even more nervous.
"Here we have... Pancakes." Chris smiled as the time he opened the tray, which then made some of the group reactivate PTSD, for a yellow version of pancakes which made Lindsay tremble and almost vomit. "And before you ask, this is the true Apple Vinegar pancake. We cannot use the same punishment food, so we decided to take it easy on you guys."
"Really?" The whole group who were scared of seeing the same yellow pancakes were just glad that they didn't have to deal with the same absurd pancake... Lindsay glared at the guitarist boy who whistled away from her glare.
Lindsay was the first one to take a fork and cut a little piece of the said breakfast... just to place on her tongue... It tasted acidic and bad... But in comparison to what she ate on that day... It was 10% in comparison to the peed pancake.
And the group looked at the blond bombshell finishing her meal, the group looked at her in disbelief.
"It's way better in comparison than that *beep* pancake... Youu... *beep*, I'm going to *beep* your *beep* while you still breathe, and I swear if you don't eat this *beep* pancakes then I'm going to *beep* your *beep* with a *beep* without lube." Lindsay glared at Trent who had his mouth wide open in shock...
The girls remained in shock, and even Heather felt so shocked that she had no idea on what happened to Lindsay...Slowly the blond girl turned her head at them, which made the whole group of girls to rush eat the food.
Duncan watched that scene, and decided to give a few bites... and the taste was terrible, but seeing Geoff and DJ actually eating it without thinking twice... he felt the pressure coming to Trent... Which made him smirk...
Trent could protest all he wants, but Lindsay wanted him to eat the pancakes, so that's what he is going to be forced into doing... And once more the points were shared making them 3X3 on the score.
"4 dishes. Only five more courses left. Bon appetit!" Chris smirked as the group felt disgusted and with the desire to give up...DJ and Bridgette especially, because at that point, one of them was going to crack... but between their desire of going to a spa? Who deserves it most?"
And then by every single tray, things were mixed on the first option, Chef provided the next course to everyone which was a giant ball of chewed-up gum that Chef did by himself. Then was a drink made from skunk stink juice. Lindsay regrets drinking, And Bridgette does her best to drink it and shreds some tears.
Later gelatine was made with bunny bones made DJ cry in despair and choose the optional vegetarian disgusting food which was a combination of spaghetti with beans, and fruit loops, something that made the Jamaican vomit so much from his body being so confused about what the hell he has been eating. Bridgette was also getting more palled from every single vegetarian food...
Next came a French Bunyon Soup, which Bridgette made a strategy to help Lindsay drink the whole soup... And when everything resumed to an end. The score was tied for both teams... And now Chris wanted to go for the kill... It was surprising that none of the duo wanted to give up, but he already expected that... now it was for the final kill.
" Wow, it's still tied up. We're down to the last course in the challenge."Chris said as he could see how each of them was feeling, Bridgette was trembling, her face was green from how terrible the food she ate the vegetarian option managed to attack her so far... From Brocolis to chaotic froot loops which made her never want to taste cereal for a long time... or with pasta and beans... And now she was relieved to see the final dish which meant the game was over... Until she saw, hot dogs... making her sigh in disappointment... the meat in front of her looked tasty, and fearing on what kind of monstrosity the Final Vegetarian food would be... she was very tempted to eat the hot dog... until Chris said what they are made of... "It's delicious dolphin wieners. Hot dogs made of dolphin."
"But dolphins are our friends!" Bridgette whispered, but she feared looking in the direction of Chef and Chris who brought her the final Vegetarian dish...
"Well, there is always a vegetarian option..." Chris commented as he slowly placed the tray in front of Lindsay, and from the smell coming from the inside, she was on her limit. "This is a recipe for a durian locked inside of the refrigerator for 2 weeks. An intern forgot to eat the whole awful food, and now we made this especially for you..."
Chris opened the tray which made once again the terrible smell attack the whole Mess Hall, and at that moment, Bridgette felt her eyes tearing up...
"What will be Bridgette? Are you going to eat a Dolphin hot dog? Or this powerful smelling di..."Chris talked as he offered the hotdog in front of her, or the bowl full of the liquid durian with extract of durian on top, it was a combination of trash with trash liquid which was a straight path for food poisoning.
"CONDOR." Bridgette then shouted in panic, which made the group of girls and even the boys from Killer Bass stare at Bridgette breaking down. Geoff looked broken into seeing the girl getting despaired to give up from the show. "Condor, condor, please... Condor..."
Confession - Bridgette.
"I can't take it anymore. I was so tempted to eat meat, that I almost gave up my principles... and I reached my limit... I can't..." Bridgette cried as she used the toilet paper to clean up her tears.
Confession - Chris
"HAHAHAHAHA, I WON, MONEY MONEY MONEY BABY." Chris counted the 50 bucks on his hands, as he could see Chef being angry for not being able to break DJ, and now he was happy to make a vegetarian regret even eating vegetables for a while. "If you are not going against your principles... Fine, I'm going to adapt my challenge to make you regret it for being a vegetarian in the first place... Hahahaha. I know this episode will be in the top 10. I know."
Courtney and Gwen paused... and pushed the food tray away from them... Giving up on the challenge.
"What? What happened? Why aren't you all eating?" Heather said as she narrowed her eyes.
"We give up," Gwen commented as she could see her glaring at her. "It's over Heather, Bridgette gave up, there is nothing we can do."
"Oh no, I want so much to go to that spa, we are going to do it or..." Heather was about to threaten but then Courtney scoffed.
"Bridgette is going to be eliminated on the next votation." Courtney cut the queen bee who made her eyes wide open. "When we said she gave up. We meant that she doesn't want to be on the show anymore. It's over, there is nothing we can do."
The boys who watched that scene were conflicted... Geoff gritted his teeth knowing this challenge attacked Bridgette in such a way that she couldn't defend herself. Duncan sighed in exasperation and DJ held his tears... it was indeed a terrible challenge... But now, the only thing they needed to do...
DJ looked at the dolphin hot dog and gave the first bite, which the other boys followed his example, and even with the weird texture of a fish sausage, they managed to eat the final meal...
"And the boys won the challenge," Chris said as he cheered for the boys, but some of them were in distress... With Geoff going after Bridgette who needed someone to help her to accept the defeat and make her feel better...
But at that moment, everything went downhill since Bridgette started vomiting on Geoff who just appeared near her... And at that moment, Geoff was covered in vomit felt his entire mouth full of the same disgusting food, and vomited around... which like the domino effect, every single member vomited around the Mess Hall, Cheff who was there to clean up felt his own vomit going to his mouth, and Chris who was happy with the personal victory, felt with the desire to vomit as well, but he did his best to gulp the whole vomit...
In the end, Trent, Duncan, and Owen vomited on the camera...
"The guys are the big winners today. And the girls go their separate ways. Two definitive cliques have been cemented." At the time Chris narrated the events, the boys walked slowly in the direction of the cruise which was perfect for them to enjoy their reward... While at the time the girls went to their own cabin, Bridgette cried as she received hugs from both Gwen and Courtney... And Geoff who shed some tears while he was on the cruise... on the next challenge it would be the time to say goodbye to her... "For now. What shocking surprises are in store for our campers next week as they head for the big merge? Tune in on Total. Drama. Island!"
And with that, another episode came to an end.
