After saving Sakura the first thing Sasuke did was lock himself in his room and cried. He did not like blood for the obvious reason. Or should he say reasons? Because it wasn't just one, but almost all of them. All of them other than him and…he didn't even deserve to be named.
Naruto had left saying he wanted to eat up on ramen before his fight with Sakura. That was the only thing he cared about, well that and him of course. Everyone loved him, but no one knew him. They loved his body, his hair, his eyes, his voice. But they didn't love him at all. Not even Naruto, his closest friend, knew him that well. You see when Sasuke was…alone, he started to lose his grip on reality. The thoughts would come flooding into his mind and it all went to shit after that. But this time? No, he wasn't going to let go this time. He took his hand and grabbed his leg. His fingers penetrated the skin and his thigh started to hurt.
"You're not strong enough," taunted he who must not be named.
"Sasuke, why didn't you save us?!" cried his mother.
"Is it because of what some of you aunties did?" asked his father. "They just love hugs, you know that. It's how they show affection, kid. Why can't you understand that? They wouldn't do that to you, you're too young." Sasuke opened his mouth to respond.
"But they said they wanted to prepare me! I don't want to be prepared! I don't want-!" Another memory overtook Sasuke's brain. No, multiple memories, because it happened multiple times. It only stopped when Shisui found out.
He could see one of his aunties standing over him in the room he was currently in. She put her hand down his pants and Sasuke liked it. This is so fucked. I'm so fucked. This entire family is so fucked.
She kissed him. She's so hot. I should like this. Most guys will kill for an opportunity like this. Her huge tits were pushed up to his face. "Suck. Suck like a baby cause that's what you are. A total brat. Suck on your auntie's tits."
"But I'm only supposed to do that to mommy!" His voice even sounded like a child.
"And I'm your mom's sister. Don't make this weird babe."
Sasuke forced himself to wake up, he opened his eyes and realized that it was 5:58.
"Naruto!" He tore off his bed sheets and walked around the house. He couldn't think. I know Naruto had to go somewhere but where was it?! Skydaddy help me!
A scream emitted from the ground. Sasuke looked down and saw that Denka, that crazy cat lady pet, had gotten her tail stepped on by Sasuke's humongous feet. God were my feet always this huge? He picked up Denka and carried her to the bathroom as the world spun around him. He stopped to look at himself in the mirror. He saw himself except he was smiling. Sasuke wrote this off as him not being able to feel his face but then 'he' started laughing, loud and crazy. 'His' face morphed into an older Sasuke, about sixteen.
"Why are you laughing?" 'HIM' stopped and looked at him.
"No, why are you laughing?"
"But I'm not laughing."
"No, I'm you so you're laughing."
"Are you a hallucination?"
"Does it matter? The point is I'm here to help you through puberty."
"Yeah, well you're too late man. My voice already dropped like six months ago."
"No, not that boring shit. I'm here for the fun stuff." Suddenly Sasuke's dick got hard.
"Um, what did you just do?"
"You know what I just did. Now put your hand down your pants."
"Oh, I'm not in the mood-." Suddenly Sasuke's libido decided to wake up.
"So I just…touch it?"
"Well there's more than just touch. First let's start off by grabbing it." Sasuke heistanted. "Come on, it's not gonna kill you." Sasuke grabbed his own dick.
"Any questions?"
"I have two."
"Shoot."
"Can I suck my own dick?"
"Damn kid! You're a hoot! You're gonna be a total freak in the sheets!" 'HIM' cleared his throat. "Yes, but let's start at handjob like a normal person and not a fuckboy. And what's the second question?"
"What do I do with my balls?"
"Again, let's start at the dick."
Sasuke followed 'HIM's instructions on what to do and when he got his orgasm, he looked over at Denka who looked like he was in more pain now then when Sasuke stepped on his tail.
"Now just remember to do that whenever those fantasies of yours get too much. Especially if you see that hot auntie of yours. Next time I'll teach you fingering. Bye bitch." 'HIM' disappeared from the mirror.
"He's so cool," Sasuke basically moaned. His mouth was drooling and his tongue was out. He probably looked like a total fuckboy right now. He sat up and wiped the saliva off his mouth. "Come one Denka. Let's go to the shop." Denka, with some reluctance, went into Sasuke's arms and let him carry him out the door. "Oh right! Naruto's fight with Sakura! Wonder how's that going? Naruto's probably getting his ass handed to him."
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