#Class 1-A Group Chat
Amazon: On the train to school and backread all the posts made while half of us were asleep. Top 3 takeaways:
Amazon: 1. Ashido is trying to put together a band
Amazon: 2. A good third of the class and counting is planing one massive poly date doing karaoke, time and place TBD
Amazon: 3. Izuku Midoriya is an Adonis with the voice of an angel but has been emotionally crippled into thinking he's (in his own words) 'plain-looking' and 'categorically unappealing'
Amazon: Honorable mention: Aizawa-sensei is a cat dad
Amazon: Thoughts, kero?
Juicy Grape: Which girls are going on the 'date' so I know who NOT to even try with? Like, I'll still admire their bodies for the works of art they are, but I can't seriously go for a chick who can't commit to me and me alone.
Ms. Cellophane: Juicy Grape Once again, you demonstrate the strange ability to toe the line of being nasty and rude in a way that I can't really fault you for, you're just being honestly yourself. I'm not going, for the record, power to the poly people but that's not my scene.
Ms. Cellophane: XenomorphQueen Sign me up for back-up vocals, I can also play violin but I can't do both at the same time though I guess we can record a track to layer over if we ever get to the recording stage.
Ms. Cellophane: Mr. Grinch My stealth game is on fleek, that's my thing, just give me a target and I can make their life a living hell of pranks. Just sayin'
XenomorphQueen: Amazon The fact you type out your verbal tic just made my morning, that's adorable Tsu!
MakeItSHINE!: Checked the Media folder and now my crops are watered my skin is cleared I have 20/20 vision my hotel is Trivago Mr. Grinch (^^)b
MakeItSHINE!: Tsu makes me want to apologize on behalf of my ancestors for the very existence of cuisses de grenouille. In the same vein, are we allowed to eat takoyaki in front of Shoji-kun? Or really any animal products in front of Koda?
DuckTape: Mr. Grinch First off, dayum (to be perfectly clear, that was a two-syllable damn, which is the dream, iykyk) Second, though I would happily watch him ESAD, we never got a clear answer on what's up with Bakugo and how Aizawa-sensei is going to handle him, any insider info?
Consentacles: ^^ PSA octopus is actually one of my favorite foods, if that's cannibalism then idec, don't feel weird talking about it or enjoying it around me.
Consentacles: XenomorphQueen You'd think I'd be the ultimate percussionist but alas I just can't keep a beat to save my life. I can tweak the vocal chords for the mouths from my Dupli-Arms to sing in multiple pitches at once, my party trick is doing an acapella 'Bohemian Rhapsody' solo. Between me, Hagakure and Midoriya we should be covered for vocals.
Consentacles: Sign me up for the karaoke thing, at least one (1) of you has to be willing to go out with me right? Or is that conceited?
Thornberry: Consentacles You're in, this is already shaping up to be the biggest date of my life and it seems to keep expanding, I'm starting to worry I'm just being greedy
Thornberry: MakeItSHINE! and anyone else it may concern, I'm personally lacto-vegetarian but feel free to go full carnivore right next to me if we sit together at lunch, to each their own when it comes to diet
Tail, singular: Thornberry Don't talk nonsense, you precious bean. You deserve them all and more. I'm in the strictly mono camp with Mineta and Hagakure so count me out of the polycule thing but can we do platonic cuddles at some point?
Tail, singular: XenomorphQueen My dojo commitments take up most of my free time before/after school so I probably can't sign up as a dancer, but I would be interested if you could find time to make me a dance workout routine just to add a new element to my flexibility/mobility training and cardio
Mr. Grinch: Turns out only mods can tag 'Everyone' so I'll just tag Tail, singular and DuckTape since they're the ones who outright asked about what will happen to Kacchan (Katsuki). My apologies for not answering you yesterday, Ojiro-san, I got distracted. Aizawa-sensei didn't tell me much, but my understanding is that Kacchan has a mandatory evaluation scheduled with Hound Dog (Ryo Inui) to determine the severity of the issue and how the staff will handle it. Until Hound Dog makes a ruling, though, Kacchan is banned from the group chat as a precaution. Which I find a little extreme but apparently I lack objectivity since we've been in the same class since kindergarten.
Juicy Grape: Scrolled up to see what didn't make Tsu's cut and answer my own question.
Juicy Grape: Nevermore I say this bc I want to avert the dumb drama, do not let Ibara Shiozaki in 1-B know you're pagan. I know her from middle school and she's so Catholic her planned Hero name is Maria as in 'Ave/Sancta Maria'. She does a daily rosary, she seriously is working on memorizing the Bible word for word, she unironically tried to get our whole year to sign a chastity pledge. She won't try to be mean about it but she will feel compelled to convert you and 'save your wayward soul'. Fair warning.
Juicy Grape: Shakti Daily reminder: you're a goddess and the most beautiful woman I've ever met in real life. Also, thoughts on tantric sex? I'm asking for academic purposes and you DID make your user the name for the divine feminine in Hindu tradition so I honestly assumed you'd be informed on the subject.
Human Phone Charger: I am running off a liter of Monster and a prayer what was I thinking not getting any sleep before the 1st full day of class oh right I wasn't
Human Phone Charger: Wish me luck ╥﹏╥
Human Phone Charger: Juicy Grape Dude
Walking Spotify: ^ same, I regularly feel the need to stab him with my jacks to discourage bad behavior but we also operate on the same wavelength pretty frequently, how I imagine it's like to have a twin brother as an only child, this is why we're friends
Walking Spotify: Only I went with walking into a Starbucks and asking them to fill a Venti with straight espresso, the barista didn't even blink
Walking Spotify: Juicy Grape There is a line, you are playing jump rope with it, one day you will trip and I will castrate you for the good of womankind. You have been warned.
DefyingGravity: Juicy Grape ^ same, but I can literally send you into orbit where your body will never be found
MechaMan: I find Mineta-san uncouth but he's yet to ping one of Nedzu-sensei's filters so I suppose I have no right to complain and will point out that maiming/murdering him is a step too far. Bullying is wrong, full stop, let's not cross the line ourselves in regards to how we treat Mineta-san or anyone else in class just for expressing their honest opinions.
MechaMan: Within reason, ofc
Shakti: I was actually flattered albeit taken aback at his boldness. And it's a fair question for the valid reasons he stated. I'll answer via Direct Message rather than discuss it in this public channel, though. Also, I am more than capable and trained to defend my own honor, if he manages to insult me let me handle him.
Shakti: XenomorphQueen I have been practicing the piano since age four (4), I feel confident I could play the synthesizer or keyboard in this band and would be willing to commit to regular practices.
Let's start a Crimson Riot!: Yeah… I'm just going to let ^^^ drop before it becomes a whole thing, it feels like flogging a dead horse at this point
Let's start a Crimson Riot!: ProbzBaking Thanks in advance for the blondie, been looking forward to it all morning, so manly!
ProbzBaking: No need to thank me, it brings me joy, I get as much out of it as you all will. Plus, I made a whole pan just for myself for my Quirk power-ups, no big deal to make extra for the rest of you!
ProbzBaking: Probably should have asked first, though, anyone have any food allergies or sensitivities? Give me a sec
ProbzBaking: [White Choc & Rasp Blondie Recipe . scan]
ProbzBaking: They'll be delicious if I do say so myself but are packed with gluten, dairy, and eggs which are a third of the Big 9 all by themselves. To say nothing of the flavorings and seasonings. And sugar, just stating the obvious.
MakeItSHINE!: I sadly am lactose intolerant, but I always carry lactase supplements. Good thing I'm half-French and most of the cheeses I eat are already aged so the lactose has converted to lactic acid. I'll risk the upset tummy just to try Sato-kun's sweets.
XenomorphQueen: ProbzBaking Peanuts to the point I carry an adrenaline injector just in case, thanks for checking!
DuckTape: Ran into Mineta on the sidewalk, he was legit sobbing on his knees in broad daylight in disbelief and joy that Yaoyorozu actually sent him a DM. New theory, he got shot down constantly since the onset of puberty due to his size and/or attitude and is the type to think 'no way Jose' is code for 'try harder, idiot' and it got out of control. He's desperate and lonely and has been deprived through outside factors any positive interaction with the fairer sex which set him slightly askew. Not saying he's not a bit weird about it, but I think it comes from a good place and got twisted along the way. I actually feel bad for the guy.
Mr. Grinch: Hurt people hurt people. A gem from history: "Heroes and villains always have the same backstory—pain. The difference is what they choose to do about it. Villain says 'the world hurt me, I'll hurt it back'. Hero says 'the world hurt me, I'm not gonna let it hurt anyone else'. Heroes use pain. Villains are used by it."
Mr. Grinch: Nothing being absolute, I'm sure there are some people who simply enjoy being bad, but I truly think most if not all crime and 'evil' comes from a place of suffering and/or not knowing any other way to go about it. But that's probably too deep and philosophical to really get into on a school day morning, though I'd love to hear everyone else's take on why Villains do the things they do.
Consentacles: Mr. Grinch I agree that maladaptive processing or coping with pain is probably a big factor, but I think it's more about power. Everybody wants to rule the world, however big or small their definition of the 'world' may be, and Villains are those who enjoy and/or are addicted to abusing their power. Hell, the whole Hero industry started from the soaring crime rate once superpowers became a real thing, that's a pretty clear case for correlation equals causation.
Ms. Cellophane: Bakugo just walked right into me, normally I'd give him a free pass 'cause it's not an uncommon occurrence with me. But as soon as he recognized me as part of the class, he got all up in my face demanding to know what was going on in the gc and asking if 'that shitty Deku was spreading lies 'cause he's a jealous bitch-ass extra' and when I told him to back the eff off he snorted and said 'screw you, Clothes' and walked off without even apologizing for ANY of it.
DefyingGravity: I repeat, some of y'all need SO much therapy.
Nevermore: What a mad banquet of darkness.
Nevermore: Translation: All you people are crazy and he likes that a little ;).
Nevermore: Ignore DS, it has no idea what it's talking about.
Nevermore: Juicy Grape My thanks for the warning, I know the type.
Mr. Grinch: Huh, I wouldn't think Kacchan (Katsuki) would care about being kicked. I mean, I expected him to react poorly to me getting him in trouble with the staff, but being insecure about what we're saying 'behind his back' or however he perceives it? I didn't expect that. Then again, he's literally never been excluded from any social setting that he was ever invited to or set his eyes on, so this is a first for him.
Mr. Grinch: Ms. Cellophane There wasn't a strong banana-like odor in the air, was there Hagakure-san? That's a bad sign, it means he's ready to use his Quirk (Explode, produces nitroglycerin in his palm sweat) and/or losing his temper.
Ms. Cellophane: Mr. Grinch Um, no, he smelled more like burnt caramel I guess.
Mr. Grinch: Ah, that's a good sign. He smells like banana when he's working on producing large amounts or stronger concentrations of the nitroglycerin sweat, it's the unstable kind you find in dynamite. After he detonates it, the traces are more stable like the kind in medical nitroglycerin and he smells like caramel from the residue left all over his body from touching his own hair and face and body with his hands/palms.
Mr. Grinch: My conclusion: he's angry, but not enough to start a fight or use his Quirk on anyone in front of witnesses yet. And he'll most likely focus that anger on me, not any of you, and I have over a decade's experience handling his moods. Not to worry, everyone!
Ms. Cellophane:
Nevermore:
Shakti: Mr. Grinch That is very worrying, actually, Midoriya-san. The fact you don't think so truly horrifies me on many levels.
Let's start a Crimson Riot!:
Human Phone Charger: … I signed up for high school, not this shit.
MakeItSHINE!: It's the 'yet' that really scared me once I processed the whole message.
Juicy Grape: My bio dad had 'moods'. They sometimes ended with my mom in the ER.
Walking Spotify: Eraserhead Urgent, read ^^^
DuckTape: Eraserhead Aizawa-sensei, I formally request either Bakugo or myself be transferred to 1-B, I sincerely doubt we can manage to be productive in the same class together and the risk of confrontation seems too great to allow. Either that or I'll transfer to another Hero school entirely, any place that would condone Bakugo's behavior is not one I want to support.
MechaMan: Eraserhead Far be it from me to diagnose without any formal training or credentials in the field of psychology, but I am now certain Bakugo is a bully to the point of physical abuse and must report that I recognize several signs of chronic abuse victims in Midoriya!
Thornberry: Mr. Grinch Where are you? I need to know you're safe rn.
DefyingGravity: To protect the innocent or to punish the guilty? Imma flip a coin unless I run into either of them before I find the other.
Tail, singular: Ms. Cellophane Do you feel ok? Should I come get you and escort you to class in case HE doubles back?
XenomorphQueen: This chat is less than 24 hours old, how has it already hijacked my life and made me question everything I thought I knew?
Shoto Todoroki: Is there a reason Aizawa-sensei stopped in the middle of a fascinating conversation on something called the 'Pride' flag to check his phone, paled like a ghost, and then sprinted out of the office without saying a word?
Amazon: Eraserhead Bakugo spotted, lurking by UA Gate, seems to be checking passerby, presumably waiting to confront Midoriya
Amazon: Shoto Todoroki Just scroll up, if you don't get it after reading that's a whole other issue.
Mr. Grinch: Did I say something wrong?
Let's start a Crimson Riot!: Oof, he doesn't even realize, I was not ready for this today
MechaMan: Can confirm Aizawa-sensei reached Bakugo and led him into the school building. No idea what they will do or where they're going or how long it will take. Still, Homeroom officially starts in less than 15 minutes, we should all strive to be at our desks by the bell.
Shoto Todoroki: Juicy Grape So you get it.
ProbzBaking: ^^^ Not who I thought Todoroki would focus on but still so valid.
MakeItSHINE!: Mr. Grinch No, Midoriya-kun, you and your words were not wrong. But the fact you don't seem to understand how wrong the whole situation is speaks volumes.
MakeItSHINE!: Shoto Todoroki, Juicy Grape I wish to express my sympathy for your situations both past and present, whatever they may be you owe us no details. And I want you both to know they do not make me think any less of you no matter what. I can't empathize, but I assure you I only feel compassion, not pity.
Thornberry: I don't know who to hug first and what makes me want to cry is that I KNOW why some of them might not want one.
Walking Spotify: Alexa play 'Brave' by Sara Bareilles
Walking Spotify: I am not equipped to handle this right now
Juicy Grape: Look, we can all get in a circle and compare traumatic childhoods and show off our scars some other time. Right now I'd personally like to focus on getting to homeroom, scarfing down Sato's free blondie, and surviving my first real day of Hero school. Is that so much to ask? Is that such a MAJOR inconvenience?!
Tail, singular: ^^ Fair point
Nevermore: That's probably what's best for us all, actually
Mr. Grinch: I feel like I'm missing something, but yes, I look forward to our first day of classes! Our teachers are PRO HEROES! How cool is that? We got this, everyone! ᕙ(‾̀◡‾́)ᕗ
DefyingGravity: So. Much. Therapy.
