Title: Rescue Me

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, OMC.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 715: Ramble at torchwood100.

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: There are some things Jack just can't deal with. UNIT Generals are near the top of the list.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Double drabble.

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Up in the Tourist Office, Ianto's phone buzzed discreetly in his pocket. Checking his messages, he found a text from Jack, and frowned. Jack was supposed to be on a conference call with General Sully of UNIT; what was he doing sending Ianto texts? There was only one way to find out; he opened the message.

J: Ianto, help!

The phone buzzed again.

J: I can't take much more of this!

Ianto's frown deepened as a third text arrived:

J: He's been rambling on for two hours and still hasn't got to the point of this call!

With a shrug, Ianto sent a message back.

I: He's a UNIT General; they're all a bit long-winded.

The response was almost immediate.

J: Not like this! Five more minutes and my brain will be leaking out my ears!

This was accompanied by a sad face emoji.

I: It can't be that bad.

J: He's telling me about his wife's prize-winning hamsters and his daughter's pet petunia!

J: Or the other way around.

J: Please rescue me!

The last message was followed by several praying hands emojis.

Ianto sighed, thumbs tapping out another text.

I: I'll be right there.

It was always something…

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The End