Moms I'd Like to Forget Bart has a rivalry with a fifth grader called Erik, during a scuffle Bart discovers they both have sword-shaped scars on their hands for some reason... And no it is not for some mundane reason...
Plot
The title gag is the three-eyed raven flying about and Martin hanging from a flagpole by his underwear.
The billboard gag is the Spucklers advertising a daycare, despite having way too many of their own kids...
The chalkboard gag is: "January is not Bart history month."
"Yea it is!" Oscar insisted.
Bart smirked in a chummy manner and skates home.
The couch gag is a short animation of the couch getting up one morning, saying goodbye to his family and going to work at the Simpsons house as their couch. He does warm up stretches and then poses as an ordinary couch.
...
School. It is a dodgeball tournament between Fourth and Fifth grade.
The banner says whoever wins doesn't have to dodge ball the next year.
"Well that's a prize worth fighting for..." said Erik the fifth grader.
"We'd rather time travel back to fourth grade and pretend we never graduated..." said Stan Marsh from South Park. "We strangely prefer Mr sorry Mrs Garrison to Ms Chokesondik..."
Erik winced.
Fourth grade are down to just Bart, Lewis and Nelson.
"Eyes on the game men... Eyes on the game..." said Bart determined.
"Ach! Hoots Mon! I'm your ref for some reason!" said Groundskeeper Willie.
"Like hell you are! Teaching dodgeball to these boys is my thing! Which is a sissy game! I prefer bombardment! Bombardment!" Coach Krupt arrived suddenly.
Bart winced concerned and baffled. He ducked as Coach Krupt hurled dodgeballs at him and his classmates.
"Dodgeball! Yay Dodgeball!" Girls cheer.
"The game today children is bombardment! Bombardnent!" Coach Krupt yelled.
Bart sighed taking a ball to the face.
The school halls, the game had to be postponed while security sedated Coach Krupt.
"Look at all of these butterballs waddling through the hallways!" said Coach Krupt.
Skinner sighed.
"Oh great, even I have to be politically correct now?!" said Krupt. "Bombardment!"
"That Krupt is such a jerk..." said Bart.
"Yeah, we almost won that game..." said Milhouse.
"Milhouse you cried and got out first..." said Bart.
Milhouse sighed.
They used the school rec room for inviting Chinese old people to spend the day playing pachinko.
A pachinko game machine rang out with noises and bells as an old Asian guy was playing on the machine to win money.
"Bah..." He was losing.
Bart winced.
Bart and his friends practised their dodgeball skills by playing Super Dodge Ball on a dusty old NES.
"Uh... How will this help us get good at dodge ball..." Milhouse asked.
"Don't question me..." said Bart.
Milhouse sighed.
...
The next day. The game was back on. And Coach Krupt was sedated pre game to stop him messing it up.
"Remember men, we don't have to do this next year if we win..." said Bart.
"Well my nose is still dislocated..." said Milhouse.
"I like the English team on Super Dodgeball... Absolutely spiffing!" said Oscar holding a teacup and saucer as he sipped tea from the cup.
Bart winced. "No one cares Limey..."
Oscar seethed.
Also Oscar is wearing just a diaper. To piss off Cousin Hank and his friends.
Hank seethed.
The dodgeball game was underway.
"Dodgeball! Yay! Dodgeball!" the girls cheer.
Milhouse took a ball to the face and was eliminated.
"Ow!" He whined.
Willie sent him off.
The teams whittled each other down.
Oscar suddenly made zombie animals including zombie bears. Along side molten lava men.
Bart dodging a ball tossed by Erik winced as the zombie animals and lava men fought each other.
Then Fed agents shot at the lava men.
"Oz seriously!" Bart yelled as he ducked, avoiding a stinger shot from Erik.
"We're down to our final four huckers! Three wily fourth graders and one scrappy fifth gradesman! To the death!" said Willie as referee.
"Bombardment! I should be down there! Bombardment!" Couch Krupt tied to a chair yelled.
Skinner sighed.
Richard was eliminated.
Bart gasped. Now it was just him and Nelson.
Pipeline by The Ventures plays.
"That's stupid..." said Brock Samson from Venture Brothers commented.
Ralph winced.
The game was very intense.
Eventually Erik was knocked out.
Fourth Grade celebrate.
Fifth Grade moan and gripe.
...
In the gym.
Bart sprays red spray paint on Skinner.
"Ye gods! Bart you've ruined my suit!" Skinner yelled.
Bart shrugged.
Everyone cheered for him.
Bart then had a ticker parade as he rode about in a blue car driven by some guy.
Lisa followed as Space Girl.
"Welcome home, Space Girl!" Wiggum cheered.
Lisa wearing a space helmet was baffled.
Meanwhile Lee Harvey Oswald was on a hill trying to snipe Bart.
Oscar knocked Lee out with a frying pan.
Bart dud victory signs as he stood up in the car.
He then threw a dodgeball. It hit Apu in the face.
"Ow! What's your problem little Bart Simpson?!" Apu yelled.
Bart shrugged.
Then he was invited to the New York stock exchange. He has to stand on the walls of the balcony to shake hands with grownups.
"D'awwwwwww! He's so small!" Oscar cooed being soppy.
Lisa winced at him.
Homer bought stocks in pumpkins again...
Bart then has a gold statue of himself built. it is mooning everyone.
"Bite my glorious golden ass!" Bart cheered.
"I'll settle for kissing it." Oscar kissed the statue's ass.
Bart winced.
Hank seethed and took things completely the wrong way as he is a prudish moron.
Bart sighed as Oscar and Hank were scuffling. Oscar was strangling Hank.
Bart then opens Planet Dodgeball. A um large building with a red carpet ceremony. Possibly a restaurant...
There is a fireworks display.
"We saved on rockets by just letting Dad as Genie launch magic fireworks with his magic..." said Bart.
Homer was Disney's Genie...
Oscar laughed.
...
Simpsons house, back yard at night.
Bart and Homer are practising dodgeball. Homer is tossing the balls, Bart is dodging them.
"Perhaps I should grow up to be a professional dodgeball player... Like that Ben Stiller film..." said Bart.
"And Matt should have referenced that anyway, because Apu's voice actor is in it..." said Homer.
Milhouse arrived with a letter.
"What are you doing out after dark?" Bart asked.
Milhouse explained Fifth Grade wanted a grudge match.
"Pah! sore losers..." said Bart.
"Now Bart... You should give the fans what they want... and beat those snot nosed punks!" said Homer.
Bart pondered.
Meanwhile on Moron Mountain. An Alien planet with an amusement park.
"This park is boring Dad..." said a one-eyed alien boy.
"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time, kiddo..." said Mr Swackhammer offering him a chicken egg.
The alien boy winced.
"Look Kodos! Danny Devito as an alien CEO of an amusement park!" said Kang.
"Dribbles just as much as we do too..." said Kodos drooling.
"Eeeeeeugh..." The blue Nerdluck groaned as he got drooled on.
Back on Earth.
Michael Jordon retires.
"I do drug PSAs now. Stop it. Get some help." said Michael.
"That is soooooo memeable..." Oscar grinned.
Bart sighed.
James Jordan joined other sports stars fathers in Sports Heaven. Ie Earl Woods was a Vietnam Veteran.
"Seymour Skinner? Never heard of him! I don't think he even enlisted!" said Earl Woods in Heaven.
Meanwhile Michael Jordon is welcomed home to his dog slobbering him. Ala Dino licking Fred Flintstone.
"Juanita! I'm Hoooooooome!" He yelled.
The dog pounces on him and licks him.
In a side panel Bart is greeted at the door of his house by Santa's Little Helper pouncing on him and licking him.
"Boy stop!" Bart giggles to his dog.
...
The grudge match.
Fourthies were fighting Fifth again.
"You are such sore losers... You lost!" said Bart.
"Yeah well think you can win again? Or are you fourthies scared..." said Erik.
"It's on..." said Nelson.
Elsewhere A Bart sphinx was built for Bart.
A whole new world from Aladdin plays as Nelson on Magic Carpet flies by.
"Haw Haw!" He laughs.
In space Bart is Super Bart.
He punches a comet back into space. He then went to fight Lex Luthor.
In reality Nelson is hit on the nose. He has a nose bleed.
"Haw- Uh?"
He is out. So it is now Bart vs Erik.
"Where do you want your ball mark, face or belly?" asked Erik.
"How about... in your dreams!" Bart dodged.
"Ach! I wll be in your dreams later tonight! Killing you little bastards!" Willie was Freddy Krueger Willie again...
Bart winced.
However Fifth grade are dirty players.
A ball missed and went up in the air.
"Wow look at it go!" said Bart.
Erik sulked. That as the last ball.
"Looks like a draw." said Bart smugly.
However the ball came down again because of gravity.
Milhouse was talking to Lisa.
"Your four eyes saw a lot today, Milhouse." said Lisa as a sports journalist.
"I only have two! Don't be racist to dorks wearing glasses!" Milhouse whined.
"Actually you're a four eyed alien monster now..." Said Oscar. Milhouse morphed into a four-eyed alien monster.
Lisa screamed.
Bart winced.
"Oz cut that out!"
Plot 2
And we continue.
The Fourthies pour orange soda from a barrel all over Mrs Krabappel.
"Bah!" She yelled soaking wet.
"I'm not the coach! We don't even have a coach!" Mrs Krabappel yelled. "Why did you do that?!"
"Just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra..." said Nelson. Yes he says that..."
Hank seethed. "Enough! That is not normal!"
"Actually it is, prude..." said Nelson.
Mrs Krabappel smirked.
Hank seethed.
Oscar smirked. "Nelson is being a bit randy..."
Hank stormed off.
"So Milhouse what's the skinny?" Lisa asked.
Alien Milhouse with at least four eyes and tentacles garbled and made slurping noises.
Lisa as the sports journalist winced.
A ball fell on Milhouse's head.
"Oof!" He groaned.
"Aah! The ball never touched the ground- and I caught it! That means fifth graders win!" said Erik.
"No way!" said a fourth grader.
"What a rip!" said Lewis.
"They cheated! Milhouse wasn't even playing!" said Bart.
"Shut your gobs! I only took this refereeing job 'cause I was cold and needed a shirt!" said Willie.
Fourth grade jeer.
"Ugh... such sore losers..." said fifth grade's teacher.
Fourth grade threw garbage at fifth grade.
Fifth Grade carried Willie in a crowd surf.
"Ach! Put me down!" said Willie.
They did so. On hard ground.
"Oof!"
...
The school hall. Fourth Grade and Fifth square off.
They growl and glare at each other. Even Martin joins his classmates.
"I hate you fifth graders! I deem this victory Pyrrhic!" Bart yelled.
"Pyrrhic! Pyrrhic!" Fourth grade chanted.
"Your response is puerile!" said Erik.
"Puerile! Puerile!" Fifth grade chanted.
"Go Dills! Go Dills!" said the class who's teacher still wanted to keep the flower based names...
Bart winced.
Music class, the war continues...
Mrs Krabappel's class sing a silly song to the tune of The Old Grey Mare.
There goes the fifth grade
Floatin' down the Delaware
Chewin' on their underwear, can't afford another pair
Ten days later, bitten by a polar bear
That's how the polar bear diiiiiiiieeeeed!
"Because they stiiiiiiiiiiink!" Nelson did a bit...
Fifth grade whine and drop their instruments.
"How dare they dishonor the lyrics of "Old Gray Mare"! How dare they!" Erik cried.
"Actually that is dishonouring the lyrics to Old Grey Mare..." said Milhouse pointing to something.
The crazy old Jewish man from the retirement home was singing Old Grey Mare while dancing with his pants at his ankles.
"The Old Grey Mare, ain't what she used to be... Ain't what she used to be..." sang the old man.
Erik and his class winced baffled.
Fifth Grade. Their teacher is writing long devision on the board.
A blond boy comes stumbling in. He has paper planes stabbed into his back. He faints.
"Zach! Zach! Who did this to you?" asked Eric cradling him.
"It was... it was... the fourth graders!" said Zach as he fainted. He has a four on his head.
"Nooooooooooooo!" Erik screams.
There was a paper plane that read "Fantastic 4, 4ever!"
"REED RICHAAAAAAAARDS!" Dr Doom yelled.
Fifth grade winced. What? It's funny!
...
Teacher staff room.
There is a frosty atmosphere between Mrs Krabappel and the fifth grade teacher.
"I like to think my kids would know how to lose gracefully. In the fifth grade, we teach character." said the fifth grade teacher.
"Mike, let's be adults here." said Mrs Krabappel.
"You're right, Edna." said Mike. "(coughs): Fourth sucks." He coughed under his breath.
"Oh, that's it!" Mrs Krabappel yelled.
She got a bag of popcorn out of the microwave and opened it in his face. He screamed because of the steam.
The teachers start brawling.
Mr Largo plays the piano.
Skinner punches Chalmers off of a mezzanine saloon balcony and he lands on a poker table breaking it.
"SKINNEEEEEEER!" Chalmers yelled.
Bart can see the teachers in the staff room fighting.
"Cooooooool!" He cooed.
Lisa sighed annoyed the teachers were fighting...
Ms Pommelhorse and Coach Krupt were brawling.
"Here's a low blow! You're a freak!" Krupt mocked her or him for having gender reassignment surgery.
They are scuffling. Miss Hoover is hitting people with a lunch tray.
Miss Hoover is knocked out of the faculty room. She gets up, pulls up her sleeves and marches right back in.
They are still scuffling some time later...
"Why I oughta!"
Eventually the cops have to be called and the school shut.
Parents are picking up their kids.
"Pfffft! Teacher fighting... They should be setting an example..." Homer scoffed.
Marge sighed.
...
At home.
"What shall we do now school's out Oz?" Bart asked Oscar.
"Dunno, go down to the park." said Oscar.
"Well I believe you should get your homework from morning class out of the way..." said Hugo doing his homework.
Bart frowned and rolled his eyes as he hated studying.
The next day at lunch in the school cafeteria.
"I hate those fifth graders..." Milhouse muttered.
The fifth graders soon arrive to continue their war against fourth grade.
"Hey, fourth graders, can you help us with our fractions?" Erik taunted Bart and his friends. "Oh, wait, you can't."
The older boys laugh mocking fourth grade.
The camera is focused on the blond boy with a buck tooth in Bart's class way too much. Yeah we get it. he has a cartoonish buck tooth...
"They ain't even read Where the Red Fern Grows yet." Fifth grader with a dopey voice chuckles. That presumably is a fifth grade class project reading book.
Fifth grade laugh.
"That's it! We challenge you to a rumble." Bart yelled.
"And a tumble..." Oscar rhymed.
Bart frowned at him.
"Challenge accepted." said Erik.
"This is gonna be great!" said Milhouse. "A real rumble, just like in that movie where the Jets fought the Sharks."
"Hmm..." Bart imagines something.
He is thinking about men in fighter jets fighting sharks in fighter jets blasted each other out of the sky.
A shark ejects itself from its jet and lands in a human piloted jet. It mauls the pilot to death. However other sharks shoot the black jet it is in. The jet blows up and the shark dies with it.
Another shark falls and lands in a football stadium. It flounders confused but is eaten by the football players.
Oscar who can see day dreams because he is psychic, laughed hysterically.
Bart smirked.
Lisa who for this episode sees the dream cloud sighed. "No Bart... Milhouse meant The Jets and The Sharks from West Side Story..."
"Let Bart imagine funny things..." Oscar hissed annoyed.
Bart chuckled.
...
Bart negotiates the fight terms after lunch with Erik.
"Rumble it is!" said Erik.
"After school, rain or shine." said Bart.
Thunder is crashing, it is raining. Everyone has dorky colourful macintoshes on...
"Anybody want to wait for shine?" Bart asked.
"Yeah. Yeah." said Fifth Grade.
"Yeah. Yeah. Definitely shine." said Fourth Grade.
Oscar laughed. "Nice macs..." He has a trendy thick coat on.
Bart in a dorky orange mac sighed.
It was sunny after the next school day. The two classes square up.
"Okay as promised. Get ready to rumble cheaters..." said Bart.
"Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuumble!" said Michael Buffer. That famous guy who starts boxing matches.
Bart winced. But the silliness continued.
Let's Get Ready to Rumble by PJ and Duncan played.
Bart gawked as Oscar was playing that song on his stereo.
Bart sighed. The music soon stopped.
"We said rain or shine, then decided it woukd be better to fight during shine." said Bart.
Everyone nodded.
Suddenly Shine, shine by Aswad plays loudly.
Bart glares at Oscar who is playing songs on his stereo.
Oscar smirked.
The two sides decide on the rules of combat.
"It's agreed- no biting, no throwing rocks, no face farts, flying face farts, backdoor haircuts, 'nad noogies, moist Michaels, and absolutely no "Brazilian hardwood."" said Bart. I have no idea what a Michael is or Brazilian hardwood...
"Is this a rumble or a harvest dance?" Erik scoffed.
"Okay, you want hardwood?" Bart threatened to fight dirty.
"No, no, no, no. We're cool!" said Erik.
"I need hardwood for wood-shop class, even if it is from Brazil..." said Oscar grinning.
"You are going to Brazil!" Bart enacted that meme and threw Oscar to Brazil.
"Sorry, he was being annoying..." said Bart.
...
The teams get ready to fight.
"Then let's do this thing." said Erik making a fist gesture.
The kids angrily mutter.
Bart frowned and nodded at Erik.
We quickly cut to Skinner's office as he does nothing to stop pupils fighting...
"You know, if they do this regularly, maybe it could count as gym." said Skinner.
"Did you wear those same clothes yesterday?" Chalmers asked if he was wearing the sane clothes as yesterday... Eeeeeew...
"No. I have two identical sets of these clothes." said Skinner.
"I see. With a stain on the shirt in the exact same place?" said Chalmers.
(sighs) "Things aren't good at home." Skinner sighed embarrassed.
Chalmers rolls his eyes and sighs.
Back in the school yard.
Kids are beating drums ominously.
Bart and Erik square off.
"Rumble!" Martin screams and tears off his shirt. Bart winced.
"Why don't you head on home, pal." Bart sighed embarrassed for him.
"Bless you." Martin heads home.
Oscar screamed and laughed. "That boy has bosoms! Someone get me a wet towel!"
A wet towel cracks. Martin yelps.
"Come here butterball!" Oscar laughed chasing Martin.
Bart grimaced freaked out by Oscar.
Plot 3
The Fight is about to actually commence with the punching and kicking etc.
Erik throws a punch.
Bart catches his arm in a hold.
In the background Season 1 Bart stands there getting pummelled by Season 1 Nelson.
"Do you even know how to block?!" Nelson yelled.
Bart notices a sword-shaped scar on Erik's hand.
"Huh? Where'd you get that scar?" Bart asked.
"I had it as long as I can remember. Why?" Erik asked.
Bart shows him his other hand. He has a sword-shaped scar too.
An eerie tune plays. Woooooooo!
"You call that a scar?! This is a scar!" Willie shows his belly...
"That's your belly button." said Bart.
"Everybody's got one." said Nelson. "Except those Homer clones from Treehouse of Horror XIII..."
A bunch of surviving Homer clones gawk and blink, scratching their butts.
Willie cries. "I thought I was special."
Bart and Erik felt creeped out and abandoned the fight, baffled by something in their past linking them.
Bart heads home, along the way he meets Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney. He thinks they know about his scar.
"When did this happen? You sure none of you guys gave me this?" Bart shows his sword scar to them.
They are in awe of it. "Oooooooh!"
"I'm going through my bully logbook here, but I just don't see it." Kearney reads a small black diary.
"Don't be afraid to use your glasses." Jimbo mocks him.
Dolph laughs.
"You shut up!" Kearney smacks them on the head with the diary.
"Ow!" said Jimbo. His wooly hat is knocked off. Underneath he is bald...
Kearney smirked.
"January 9, whaled on Jimbo with this book. Awaiting results."
Jimbo cries.
"Unqualified success." Kearney smirked.
Bart laughed at Jimbo.
Jimbo sobs.
...
Inside the Simpson house. Oscar has a stupid suggestion of how Bart got his scar.
"Sideshow Bob as an evil, dark wizard broke into this house one night and killed your parents with the Avada Kedavra killing curse.
This scene plays out with Marge instead of Lily Potter.
"Then he tried to curse you, but the spell rebounded on him, seemingly destroying him. You were left with that scar..." said Oscar pointing to Bart's sword scar.
"Oz that is from Harry Potter!" Bart groaned.
"Yeah but it is cool..." said Oscar.
"We are not copying Harry Potter..." Bart groaned.
The bathroom.
Marge is cleaning out the shower. There are peanut shells in there... She collects them in the sink.
"Why do you have to eat peanuts in the shower?" She asked Homer.
"Can't start the day without that fresh- from-the-circus feeling." said Homer.
He sings to the Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo, di doo doo doo calliope circus clown music. The song is actually called Entry of the Gladiators.
Oscar marches in singing along to the clown music too.
Marge face palms.
"Aaaaaaaaagh! Stop! Not the clooooowns!" Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature screamed. He is scares of clowns...
Bart comes in. He waits for Homer and Oscar to stop before speaking to Mom.
"Mom, do you have any idea how I got this scar?" He shows her his scar.
Marge groans. "I was afraid this day would come." She sits on the toilet.
"Ew! You're sitting on the toilet!" Bart groaned.
"When it's closed, it's a chair." Marge sighed. She tells the story.
"Bart, there was once a former Sideshow of Krusty's, but he tried to frame him for armed robbery. You exonerated Krusty though and got his former sideshow locked. up." said Marge. "But when he got out, he swore revenge. He got to you by murdering your parents with dark magic... Yiu survived the killing curse, but not without gaining that scar on your hand..."
"Moooooom! I am not Harry Potter..." Bart groaned.
"I am sticking with that origin!" Oscar yelled.
"So did he magically kill Erik's family too?!" Bart yelled.
"Uh Yeah..." said Oscar.
"We now call him Lord Bobmort. Or maybe VolderBob..." said Homer.
Bart groaned frustrated.
...
Bart went off.
"Wait! there's another part to this story. You and Erik do know each other from years back..." said Marge. Bart sighed and listens.
"When you were little, I used to take you to a Mommy-and-Me toddler gym." said Marge, Bart while he was still cute and small went to a toddler gym.
"You were friends with three other boys, and I became close with their moms." said Marge.
Bart and Erik and two other boys, one black and a nerd with ginger hair and glasses, were playing under the colourful parachute.
They run around in a circle. Run around in their underwear... Dig holes and find treasure...
"What happened?" Bart asked.
"Well, I am supposed to say they were a bad influence on you but..." said Marge frowning at Bart.
"But that's bull crap. Over the years, your mother and I have learnt you and only you are responsible for your bad behaviour." said Homer annoyed at Bart.
Bart rolled his eyes.
"The reason I stopped talking to my old friends and you stopped seeing those boys was because they made fun of you for being rather slow to use the potty." said Marge.
Bart winced.
"Remember when your mother embarrassed you in front of your class at Catholic school and said she didn't spend five years changing your diapers for you to go catholic?" Homer asked.
"They found out about that?!"Bart winced.
"It wasn't hard to find out. Since the four of you used to prank the Toddler group staff by disrobing down to your undies under the parachute... Once Erik and the others saw your diaper well..." said Marge.
"Well I'm sure they've forgotten about that by now..." said Bart.
"Ah... such an innocent time. Before cooties ravaged our community." said Homer.
"How come we don't get together anymore?" Bart asked.
"The moms and I had a falling out, which was a shame- we had been such good friends." said Marge,
"Ie, Your mother stood up for you, bedwetter..." said Homer.
"Whoa! You don't look like a mom, you look happy." Bart saw a picture from his toddler play group. Mom looked happy.
"Yes I did Bart." said Marge.
"We called ourselves the "Cool Moms." Marge smiled.
"There's nothing cooler than calling yourself cool." said Bart.
"Maybe we could get back together." said Marge.
"Awesome! I'll get the white wine." Bart wanted to buy wine...
"You can't buy white wine!" Marge gasped.
"Why not? Are you having red meat?" said Bart being smart.
Marge sighed giving the look that he knew she meant he is too young to buy wine.
...
Homer came back in.
"I've got to do the taxes." said Homer.
"It's all yours." said Marge.
Homer sat on the can.
"Eeeeeeew!" Bart groaned.
"When the lid is down, it is a seat!" Homer yelled.
Homer mumbles and does his taxes. "...number of dependents, three."
"Six Homer! Six!" Marge nagged.
"Marge I am not counting Hugo, Oscar and Eric! They are not real!" Homer yelled.
Marge frowned.
"Um, add to line 13..." said Homer writing on the loo roll...
"Hmm, better check last year's return." He looks at another loo roll.
Later in the lounge. Marge invites round Erik's mom. and two other moms.
"Hm. Seven years. A lot of memories." said Marge.
"Seven years..." said slightly more reasonable Samara/Sadako.
Marge winced at the ghoul with dripping, wet black hair covering her face.
"I miss when you used to reminisce..." said the black mom giggling.
"Hey does Lance still make tiny ships in glass bottles?" Erik's mom asks her.
The women giggle and drink wine.
"You know who was really happy to get back together? Our husbands!" said one of the moms.
They all laugh.
In the kitchen, Homer and the other dads are NOT happy to be hanging about together.
"Uh... I don't even know you guys..." said Homer.
"Ugh... whatever..." said Erik's Dad.
"Oh why did they get back together... I liked it better when they hated each other..." The back dad groaned.
"Will you three just shut up! Man! I am surrounded by idiots!" The blond dad in a sweater yelled.
Homer made noises with his lips.
"Homer stop that!" said the blond dad.
Homer continued.
"Homer!" the blond dad who sounds like Gregory Peck yelled.
Homer sighed.
...
"Wow! We all have the same scar!" said Bart. "So how'd you get yours?"
"My mom won't tell me." said Erik.
"My mom will tell me how my dad is in bed, but not about this." said the kid with glasses and ginger hair.
"Let's all jump out of my treehouse." said Bart.
They jump out the treehouse, and hurt themselves really, really badly.
(Groaning).
"Gnarly..." Erik groaned.
"Look at my jagged up foot!" The kid with glasses injured his leg badly.
"Trees! Look at my jagged/jacked up face!" said Finn from Adventure Time to some sentient trees that were pummelling him. He has a black eye.
The trees punch him.
"Bite my furry yellow ass meatbag!" said Jake.
Bart and his friends are still laying there injured and groaning.
Hugo winced.
The kitchen.
The blond dad gets a text.
"You got a text" said Homer.
The dad sighed annoyed with him. "Yes..."
"Aren't you gonna open it?"
"I'll open it when you're not looking over my shoulder! Creep!" The blond dad yelled.
Homer whimpered.
Moe, Lenny and Carl were at the kitchen window.
"Guys! Get me outta here! These new guys are such jerks!" Homer groaned.
Erik's Dad scoffed. "Whatever, moron..."
Moe sighed.
"So uh, you guys like sports?" Homer asked the other dads.
"Sorta- Wait why am I talking to you?! I hate you!" said Erik's dad.
Outside. Bart was back on his feet. He performed a skateboarding stunt.
"Wooooow..."
"Tubular..."
Oscar face palmed annoyed.
"Enough of the Surfer talk..."
...
Elsewhere Graggle went to the Kwik E Mart.
"I'll have a-"
"I told you strange creature! No clothes, no service!" Apu yelled.
Graggle frowned as he liked being naked.
Plot 4