Jewmanji Future Maggie and Eric find Satan's Path in the attic and play it. This time they go to its world. Also theres Jumanji and Jews and gay werewolves!
Plot
The upper floor landing of the Simpsons house. Eric, the blue haired and youngest child of the Simpsons was running about while firing a nerf gun at Oscar.
"Take that!"
A foam dart missed Oscar. "Missed me!"
Eric nearly collide with his mother, Marge. She is taking the laundry downstairs. She gasps nearly being knocked off her feet.
"Eric! Slow down!" she admonishes him.
"Sorry Mom." said Eric ruffling his own wacky, overgrown wild troll doll locks of blue hair.
"Well watch where you play dear, Or I might just style your hair into a beehive like mine." Marge winked.
Eric winced imagining himself with a revolutionary France beehive haurdo.
Oscar laughed.
Eric fired a foam dart from his Nerf gun at him.
Suddenly a million fan girls drew fan art of Eric. Including his creator whoever they are.
"Ugh! Why does Eric get all the fans! He isn't even canon..." said Bart.
"Uh This isn't exactly a barrel of laughs all these creepy fans big bro..." Eric said to Bart who now is Mooch Bart from Bart to the Future.
Bart wearing an orange Hawaiian shirt grinned and ruffled Eric's blue hair.
"Ugh! Mom!" Eric whined as he tidied up his spiked anime style blue hair.
Bart went to his room to inhale from his bong. Yes in the future he smokes weed...
"Boy..." Homer rumbled a low growl that startled Eric.
"Yeah Homeslice..." said Bart.
"Have you got a job yet?" Homer glared at Bart.
Bart sighed. "No..."
Homer seethed. "Fine... But you need your own money! No more mooching!"
"Moochy moochy?" Bart pleaded holding his mooching sack.
"No!" Homer yelled.
Oscar fired a Nerf foam dart at Eric, He ran off after him firing foam darts.
One softly bounced off of Homer's nose. "Oooooh! No playing on the landing! Out doors or find something quiet to do in the attic!" Homer yelled.
Eric sighed.
...
Maggie was in her room on the phone to someone.
"Maggie, find something fir these little goblins to do..." Homer sighed, literally dumping Oscar and Eric on her.
Maggie sighed.
We cut to the attic. Maggie climbs up to the attic. Oscar and Eric follow. They start rough-housing.
Maggie sighed. "How much sugar dis you two have today..."
"I had enough to put a buffalo into a diabetic coma..." Oscar grinned. His pager beeps. "Oh speaking of which. I need my insulin jab. not to hard in my left arm." Oscar handed her his syringes and insulin.
Maggie sighed and administered his insulin to him.
Eric was a curious child and wanted to touch things. He wandered over to Hugo's delicately set up leakers and tubes.
"Don't even think about it Eric..." said Hugo, his voice now breaking into a deep husky tone from puberty.
Maggie sighed and looked through the board games that were up in the attic.
"Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos?"
"No..." said Eric and Oscar.
"Chutes and Ladders?"
"No..."
"Duopoly?"
"No..."
Maggie found Satan's Path.
"Satan's Path...?" Maggie winced.
"Coooooool!" Eric cooed as he gawked at the rather morbid looking box with a skull and flames on it.
"Looks like some bizarro board game..." said Peter Shepherd as the fans get to see an extreme close up of his blue eyes... well one of them...
We pan out to him stooped over with his face smooshed into the box carrying the board game.
Oscar, Eric and Maggie all look exasperated.
"Peter get your face away from that..." Oscar sighed.
"I have discovered a way to recycle butter!" said Judy.
Eric winced. "That... That's uh neat..."
"I am craving some butter right now! Just one stick of oily butter..." said Oscar who is addicted to eating butter...
Eric winced at him.
...
Maggie lays the Satan's path board game on the crate.
"Let's play already!" Eric and Peter in an anime style split screen gag in their respective attics state impatiently.
"No Eric... you have to read the rules first..." said Maggie. "Otherwise you won't know how to play."
"Rules, Schmules." Eric sighed, crossing his short arms.
Maggie sighed and read the rules. "Flip a coin to decide who goes first. Mammon likes money. etc, etc..."
Eric sighed exasperated to show his boredom.
"While you're reading that I could be taking an orange juice bath..." Oscar sighed.
Eric winced.
"And enjoying a stick of butter..." Oscar added with a smirk.
"Okay that's it! Rolling the dice!" Eric rolls the dice.
"Eric..." Maggie sighed. Eric gets a three.
"One." Eric moves his piece. The house shakes. He shrugs and keeps moving his piece to where it should go.
The house shakes violently... Satan's Path zaps other board games with lightning and they fly out the window.
"Holy guacamole!" Eric yelled.
A train crashes through the attic wall. The Monopoly guy is riding it.
"I contracted Chlamydia from Oriental Prostitutes Avenue!" said the Monopoly guy.
Oscsr laughed.
Elsewhere Peter and Judy gasped as yellow Ghostbuster style streams of light shine out of the Jumanji game and ensnare them. They yells as they are pulled about and stretched like taffy and are sucked into the game.
They arrives in the jungle dimension of Jumanji at night and are accosted by a minotaur, according to Wikia.
Eric, Maggie and Oscar are outside on the streets of Evergreen Terrace. They are fleeing the Crazy Aces.
Card jesters growl like 28 days later zombies while chasing them.
"Zoinks!" Eric gulped.
Instead of a rather weird looking minotaur they encounter... Arachnus, from Metroid Fusion.
Arachnus screeches.
"No..." Eric frowns annoyed.
"Fine... Arachnus Deathicus..." said Oscar. "Thank you Megamind..." He thanks the animated film Megamind.
Eric sighed as Arachnus mutated into a larger and deadlier monster.
...
Arachnus Deathicus roared.
There was a delicious apple pie just laying there in front of the beast.
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear yelled delighted.
Oscar winced at his living teddy bear pet. "Huuuaaaaw! No!" Oscar squealed from his Aspergers.
Teddy hugged him.
Eric and Maggie grimaced as they saw Teddy the living teddy bear creature hug Oscar.
"Big hair is your secret weapon my little Ozzy." Teddy grinned.
Oscar grinned. "My hair is big, like my personality."
Eric frowned. "No you just have lice from a lack of personal hygiene..."
Oscar glared at the blue haired boy.
Arachnus Deathicus roared at them. Super Missiles blasted it, spraying green extra terrestrial ichor and strange organs about the spot where it stood.
Samus Aran nodded and left.
Eric, Maggie and Oscar shrugged and headed down the path of board game squares.
They passed wooden signs on posts. Some read things such as "Miss a turn", "Go back to the start" and even "Go forward two spaces."
They hear the clanking, a metallic clanking.
"Smithers I am off to do more wicked deeds and torment people before I head for the big, golden bank vault in the sky." said Mr Burns's head in a jar attached to a robot body.
Eric, Oscar and Maggie who were hiding behind a tree frowned at the idea Mr Burns was still picking on everyone.
The three kids continue walking through the world of board games. Behind them in the background are giant dice, game counters, poker chips etc. Eric lags behind taking wide steps and grimacing.
"Eric what are you doing? Hurry up." said Maggie.
"My diaper is wet..." Eric whined. He still wears diapers.
Maggie sighed.
Hank seethed. "Enough about the diapers!" The idiot troll prude yelled.
They then encounter Colonel Ketchup from Feudo.
"Oh Professor Prune! If you hadn't threatened to leave me I wouldn't have had to shoot you my darling..." said the apparently gay spoof of Colonel Mustard.
Eric winced.
"Oh blast! Witnesses! I'll have to take you all hostage! Cone on, there's no need to dilly dally!" Colonel Ketchup said in a posh British accent as he pointed an old blunder bust style gun at them.
Eric, Maggie and Oscar reluctantly walk with him with their hands in the air.
...
The three kids held hostage by the murderous and gay colonel passed a lake of Hungry, Hungry Hippos eating white spheres, an area where it is raining Ker-Plunk sticks And a chess board.
They arrive at a wooden shack or log cabin. The red, plastic monkeys from Crate of Apes/Barrel of Monkeys from Toy Story were scampering around hollering and screeching.
Eric winced.
"Oh God! Death by monkeys!" Oscar screamed.
Eric facepalmed. "Okay that's it! I quit! Talk with my agent! I draw the line at Oscar screaming about monkeys!"
"Sorry but you're contracted to be in this episode." said Oscar.
The monkeys screech and holler, dancing about.
"Clear off you filthy monkeys!" Colonel Ketchup shot at the monkeys, causing them to flee.
The monkeys flee. Colonel Ketchup gestures with his gun for the three kids to go inside.
The log cabin is dimly lit only by the log fire which is also the only source of warmth in the cabin. The fire crackles and flickers.
Eric winced seeing animal heads mounted on the walls. Ie those of a warthog, A tiger etc. The Colonel obviously hunted game.
Oscar saw a stuffed bear head he screamed. "Aaaaaagh! A bear!"
"It's just a head!" Eric sighed.
"That means we can't shoot it in the heart! IT'S IMMORTAL!" Oscar yelled.
Eric winced concerned by Oscar's madness.
"SILENCE!" Colonel Ketchup yelled, scaring them.
They were both shivering and clasping one another.
Peter Shepherd from the Jumanji Cartoon arrived.
"This place stinks like an elephant's butt..."
Oscar laughed. "Butt..."
Eric sighed.
"GET OUT!" Colonel Ketchup yelled.
Peter left.
"Now, what were you three doing in this accursed world of boardgames?" Colonel Ketchup asked while smoking a pipe.
"Well uh..." said Eric.
"Do you have any butter? I'm hungry..." said Oscar.
Eric face palmed.
...
Anyhoo, I said there were Jews in the story.
At a synagogue.
Krusty sighs as he goes into the synagogue for some sort of weekend prayer and sermons. He brings his dad Rabbi Krustofski with him.
"Oy vey..." Jurkle, Oscar's Jewish friend follows with his parents.
Then Hoju the gay Jew vogues and dances while wearing leather and spikes.
And then Optimus Prime.
Jurkel grimaced.
Rabbi Krustofski read a prayer in Hebrew.
Everyone praying.
Suddenly Clambassadors, clam headed ambassadors from Magic the Gathering arrive. They are lead by Alexander Clamilton. Hamilton with a cartoon clam head.
"I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a duel!" He yelled.
"That's really offensive Oz... I am not allowed to eat shellfish because of my faith..." said Jurkle.
Alexander Clamilton squirted him with a water pistol.
Plot 2
Colonel Ketchup's lodge.
"Now if you'll excuse me I must return to the Feudo Mansion, I am needed in the parlour..." said Colonel Ketchup.
Eric shrugged.
Instead of Robin Williams Alan Parrish, or even Bill Fagebakke Alan... Eric, Maggie and Oscar were rescued by... Claymore J Flapdoodle.
Eric winced. Yeah that's the guy's name...
"That's a name a dragon shark made of lasers would want!" said Oscar.
Eric face palmed.
"Cone on chums!" said Claymore J Flapdoodle.
Outside the plastic monkeys were dancing about and hooting and screeching.
"Death by monkeys!" Oscar yelled.
Eric seethed.
"What's with the blue hair?" Claymore J Flapdoodle asked him.
Eric frowned at Clay.
The plastic monkeys surround them. The monkeys screech. They seem to pose a threat to our young heroes.
"Oz..." Maggie whined.
"Only the lord of wombats can rescue us!" Oscar yelled.
Eric face palmed.
"Or a bread demon, no wait, a bread and butter demon!" Oscar was being daft...
Teddy winced.
Suddenly something huge stomped about the jungle of giant dive and playing card pyramids. That something was the Operation game guy. A giant brown haired cartoon man with a red glowing nose wearing red spotted underwear.
Eric winced.
The giant Operation game mascot roared.
"Or that guy." said Oscar.
The Operation mascot roared and swatted at the red plastic monkeys. They screech and poke him with the Operation tweezers. His nose glows and buzzes.
The Operation mascot growled.
Eric grimaced. Maggie pulls him along as they all flee.
"What next, killer Ludo?!" Eric sighed.
"Do not tempt fate Eric..." Oscar sighed thinking deadly Ludo might be a thing in Satan's Path.
...
Claymore J Flapdoodle led Eric, Maggie and Oscar down a road of board game squares. The tiles were made of stone and surrounded by moss.
"I am Claymore J Flapdoodle. I am standing in for Alan Parrish." said Clay.
"The name's Eric, This is my big sister Maggie and this freak is Oscar." said Eric.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee!" Oscar rasped.
Eric frowned at him.
"Use fake names! Like Bonnie and Clyde!" Judy Shepherd from the Jumanji cartoon yelled.
Oscar frowned at her.
"No Jude, I think this guy wants to help us." said Eric.
"Uh yeah... sure..." said Clay.
A green snake hissed and lunged at Eric. He yelped and dived out of the way.
They found themselves in the midst of a giant, live game of Snakes and Ladders. With real snakes and real ladders.
Snakes, some giant, hissed and slithered about. There were ladders to climb to the next area of the board.
"Okay..." said Eric.
"Cooooool beans!" said Peter.
Oscar frowned at him.
They made their way around the board, snakes slithered about and hissed. One tried to strike out at Oscar, he darted back out of its range.
Suddenly...
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" Eric heard Samuel L Jackson yell. "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes and these motherfucking ladders!" Samuel L Jackson yelled.
Maggie covered Eric's ears.
"What does Marcellus Wallace look like!" Samuel L Jackson yelled.
"Lets get outta here..." Oscar winced.
Eric and Maggie nodded.
However as Oscar was about to climb a ladder.
"Wait just a darn banana minute!" He exclaimed. "I hate ladders for some reason! Ingot angry with one once in Marge's Son Poisoning once!"
"Damn ladders!" He yelled.
Eric winced.
"Oz..." Maggie whined.
"A shark ate me! A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK ATE ME!" Samuel L Jackson yelled.
...
Springfield Deli.
Jurkle is eating bagels.
"Yeah that's just offensive Oz... Writing that your Jewish friend is eating bagels..." Jurkle frowned at the fourth wall.
Inane Brian is admiring his own bagel.
"What are you doing?!" Jurkle exclaimed.
"Admiring my bagel. Its shape, its form." said Inane Brian.
"Why?!" Jurkle yelled.
"It's perfectly natural..." said Brian.
"It's not natural! Eating is natural! That's very unnatural!" Jurkle yelled.
Brian sighed.
"I'm telling your mother..."
Inside the world of Satan's Path.
Eric, Maggie and Oscar are lead by Clay through a grove of giant flytraps, man-eating flytraps.
Clay was talking about the psychic penguins from the sun and the cheese war when one of the man-eating flytraps grabbed Eric.
Eric yelled as the plant tried to eat him.
"Eric!" Maggie cried.
Oscar throw a tiddlywink fast enough that it sliced through the monstrous flower's stem. The flytrap spat out Eric along with some sort of purple goop.
"Yecccch..." Eric groaned in disgust as the purple goop dripped from his arms.
"Eric are you alright?" Maggie asked.
"That plant tried to kill me!" said Eric taking everything in as Clay helped him up.
"I want to go back to creating silly Magic the Gathering cards!" Clay whimpered.
"You're hear because your name is funny! Gahahaha! Flapdoodle..." Oscar explained and chuckled.
They move on away from the killer giant flytraps.
"I've got it! Zombie vegetables!" said Claymore J Flapdoodle coming up with ideas for frankly weird MTG cards.
Oscar winced. "And I'm the weird one apparently..."
They then come across the Sally the Sunflower mascot. A cartoon sunflower with a big round red shiny nose like a clown.
"Lame..." said Eric having grown out of babyish things over the years since this episode is set in the future.
"Haaaaauuuuw! Clown flower!" Oscar squealed in a babyish manner because of his Aspergers.
...
The present. Bart, Oscar, Ace and Jurkle are camping in the haunted Twilight movie woods.
"Why are we camping in these woods? They are haunted by vampires..." said Jurkle feeling nervous.
"Ahem... I am a vampire.." said Ace pointing to his small fangs.
"Well it's haunted by sparkly, depresses handsome pale skinned pretty boy vampires like in that crap series of novels..." said Oscar.
Ace groaned and face palmed. "Stop ruining vampires! We are scary! Not handsome!"
"But Edward you're so handsome!" said Bella.
"Bleh! This chick is nuts! I'm a vampire! I vant to suck your blood! Bleeeeeh!" said Edward in a cartoon Romanian vampire accent.
"Vampires are sexy now!" screamed the Twilight author.
Oscar face palmed. "What other classic halloween monsters have you ruined..."
"Well the werewolves turn back from wolf form into handsome men in denim shorts." said the Twilight author.
Kyle and Caiden the werewolf babyfurs seethed.
"Okay that's it. In the style of Epic Movie, the pretty boy werewolves are now gay..." said Oscar. We are referencing Vampires Suck the Twilight spoof.
Bart winced at him.
"This daft teen novel author has already ruined monsters. I can't see how I am able to make things worse by making the handsome werewolves gay..." said Oscar.
Back to the future during the Lisa's Wedding timeline.
"Which is now the present..." said Oscar as Teen Maggie was texting Gerald the Monobrow baby, who is also grown up now.
Clay leads them to a seemingly dead end. They are looking up at a tall cliff face they are at the foot of.
"Now what?" Eric asked.
A mousetrap cage sprouts from the ground and acts as an elevator as the red plastic cage takes them upwards.
"Neat!" said Eric enthusiastic.
They arrive in Alan's cave during the events of Price. (See my other fanfiction.)
"Cool beans!" said Peter.
Oscar seethed.
"Mags, I really need a diaper change..." Eric whined.
Maggie sighed.
Cousin Hank seethed.
Eric lies down.
Maggie pulls down his shorts to access his diaper. She tears open the sticky tabs and takes off his diaper.
Cousin Hank head butts a cave wall frustrated because of his moronic prudeness.
...
In the present. Bart, Were-poodle Milhouse, Ace, Jurkle and Oscar set up camp.
"Jurkle, shake a leg. Help Milhouse gather wood." said Bart.
"Nuh Uh." said Jurkle.
"Why not?!" Bart yelled.
"Because it is Saturday, the Jewish sabbath... Jews must not work on the sabbath..." said Jurkle.
Bart face palms and slides his palm down his face frustrated with Jurkle.
"Seriously?! You're asking me to dishonour the tenets of my faith?!" Jurkle yelled.
"I am going without bacon for you! Now help out!" Bart snapped.
Jurkle frowned at Bart, he got up to help Milhouse gather fire wood.
Satan's Path inner dimension.
Oscar, Eric and Maggie are being led about the world of board games by Claymore J Flapdoodle.
"Yahtzee." said several major characters as dice. particularly Moe, Sideshow Mel, Apu and so on. They then were scooped up back into the cup.
Eric winced.
They crossed a rope bridge. Satan was barring the way.
"How about a game of snap?" he chuckled.
Eric saw there were snapping crocodiles in the river below. Some were rolling about.
"Hold on." said Clay.
"No don't cut the bridge Temple of Doom style!" Oscar yelled.
Clay cuts the bridge. They yell as they swing into the cliff where Satan is.
"Blast!" Satan seethed. "Undead confederate soldiers, fire at will!" he said to the condemned and damned souls of confederates.
"What have you got against Will?!" Oscar yelled.
Eric winced.
Back in the present. Jurkle arrived with logs for the fire.
Oscar gawked at his shiny lenses of his big goofy nerd glasses. Oscar grimaced as he realised he was wetting himself.
"You have a thing for my glasses now Oz...?" Jurkle sighed.
Back in Satan's Path. Oscar wrote in his note book, the crocodiles magically turned into crocodile steak sandwiches.
Oscar grinned.
Eric, Maggie, Oscar and Claymore J Flapdoodle jumped into the river below.
Eric couldn't swim. "Kack! The crocodiles maybe gone but I can't swim!"
Maggie grabs him and helps him tread water.
They all swim to the bank of the river a kilometre away or so.
...
They reach dry land and wring out their clothes.
"Ugh... My diaper absorbed all the river water.." Eric exaggerated. His diaper absorbed some water.
Maggie sighed. "When we get dry i'll change you."
"You suck!" Cousin Hank yelled.
"Feelings mutual. Jerk!" Oscar yelled back.
They keep trudging past giant playing cards. Chess pieces, dice etc decorating the world.
Oscar decided to pack his wet clothes away and walk about in just a diaper.
Eric winced. "I know I'm a little slow with learning to use the potty but..."
Cousin Hank seethed.
"Where are we going now..." Eric asked Clay.
"Dead Bunny Isle." said Clay.
Eric grimaced at him.
Oscar laughed.
Plot 3
They did not go to Dead Bunny Isle. Instead they met Sally the Sunflower again.
Eric sighed as the cartoon flower with a big red round shiny nose grinned at them.
"Huuuuuuuuaaaawwww! Clown flower!" Oscar gurgled.
Eric face palmed.
"Howdy y'all!" said Sally the Sunflower.
"I want her to sniff my diapee..." said Oscar being weird.
Eric frowned at him.
Hank seethed.
The present, at camp.
Jurkle was gathering wood.
Suddenly some vampires who resemble a famous band emerged from the foliage.
Jurkle gulped.
The blond vampire hissed.
"You know who we are..." said a vampire resembling Will I Am.
"Yes... You're the Black Eyed Peas!" Jurkle said sheepishly.
A record needle scratches.
"What?! No!" said the vampires.
"But-"
"Okay he looks just like Will I Am..." said the white blond vampire.
"Uh..."
"And she looks just like Fergie..."
The vampires tut.
"But they don't even have a white guy in their band!" said the blond vampire.
Back in Satan's Path. Sally the Sunflower is sniffing Oscar's diaper with her big wet shiny round red nose.
Oscar giggles pervertedly.
Hank seethed.
"That's it! I quit!" He yelled.
"I already drew the line at him screaming Death by monkeys..." said Eric.
"Death by Monkeys!" Oscar yelled.
Eric glared at him.
...
The gang are still in the vicinity of the Sally the Sunflower game. Oscar was still standing there as the cartoon sunflower monster sniffed his diaper with her red shiny nose.
Claymore J Flapdoodle still wanted to go to Dead Bunny Isle. "But Dead Bunny Isle..."
"No!" Eric groaned.
"Dead bunnies are upsetting..." Oscar whimpered.
"I know..." said Claymore grinning wickedly.
"We're not going anywhere gross like that... Our episode is about board games." said Maggie.
"Why are you making me sniff your diaper..." Sally the Sunflower whined.
"Because I am a colossal pervert and have a kink for cartoon characters with big, round shiny wet noses." said Oscar.
"Ugh... I don't wanna stay with this freak either..." said Eric annoyed with Oscar.
Oscar frowned at him.
"Dead Bunny Isle..." said Claymore.
Oscar snapped his fingers and banished Claymore J Flapdoodle to another dimension.
" HELP I'M TRAPPED IN CARTA MUNDI!" Claymore yelled.
Oscar winced baffled.
Eric and Maggie sighed and got comfy as Oscar was still having his moment of having his diaper sniffed by cartoon characters with big, wet shiny noses.
Oscar sweated and blushed as he wet his diaper because of his fetish for characters with big, wet, shiny round noses.
"How about we go to Mucus Valley? and encounter the Mucusaur!" Claymore suddenly returned and spoke.
"Eeeeeew! No way!" Maggie yelled.
"Eeeeeugh..." Eric groaned.
Oscar laughed.
Eric shot Oscar an annoyed look.
"Sorry but my friends say no Clay. And I am quite happy here making this cartoon plastic flower with a shiny clown nose sniff me." said Oscar.
"But Mucus Valley..." Claymore whined.
"I'll give you Mucus Valley!" Oscar yelled. He stuffed his hands up Sally the Sunflower's shiny red nose. There was an unpleasant wet splat.
"Eeeeeeew!" Eric groaned in disgust.
Oscar grunted as he tugged at some gooey snot he was stuck in. It was all stretchy and gooey.
"Ugh... Oz no! None of your Baby Oscar's adventures with snot etc..." Maggie groaned.
Oscar grunted and panted as he dug his plump little feet into the dirt trying to tear free of the mucus his hands were stuck in.
...
The present, the haunted forest of Black Eyed Peas vampires and gay werewolves.
"Please no more toiling! I have desecrated the sabbath!" Jurkle cried.
Bart frowned. "You were asked to gather some wood..."
"Jurkle stop whining or I shall summon a swarm of pickles!" Oscar yelled.
Everyone gawked at him.
"Uh... no..." said Bart.
"Just replace his packed meals with bacon..." said Eric Cartman suddenly arrived.
"No because that's racist, fatso..." said Oscar.
"I ain't fat!" Cartman yelled.
"Yeah sure... Who ate all the pies! Who ate all the pies!" Bart sang.
Cartman seethed.
Elsewhere the vampire who greatly resembles Will I Am was going about the woods. He bares his fangs sensing something.
Suddenly he sees a chihuahua.
"A chihuahua?!" said the vampire who resembled Will I Am.
"When Chihuahuas attack..." said Claymore J Flapdoodle.
Oscar winced.
"I'm not a chihuahua. I'm a werewolf. this is my lycanthrope form." said the chihuahua.
"Well you're no threat to me..." sneered the Will I Am vampire.
"I know, but that's why werewolves travel in packs." said the chihuahua.
The gay handsome werewolves in their human forms arrived. They were wearing denim shorts and sneakers.
The Will I Am vampire hissed and bared his fangs.
The gay werewolves snarled.
Suddenly It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls plays as the gay werewolves dance.
The Will I Am vampire is baffled.
The gay werewolves are still dancing.
Oscar grimaced.
"Get him girls!" a gay werewolf yelled. His pack lunges at the vampire. He screams as he is torn to shreds.
"Oz! Your mocking of Barf-light is making things worse!" Ace the classic vampire whined. "Now I have to recite my vampire ghoulish howls. Bleeeeeeh!"
Back at camp Bart roasted a marshmallow on a stick.