I looked out of the window of the Heelers' living room and saw Chilli parking her car into the driveway. Not only did she exit the car, two little pups came out with her.

They must've been the "girls" both Bandit and Chilli were mentioning.

So, was I rather nervous to meet these kids? Yes, quite nervous. Not only did I not really like kids; I think they're rather annoying, and immature. Kids always were up in your personal space and shit. It's things like that, that make me realize I'd be a bad parent. So, I basically made it an oath to never have kids unless I was over 30, and absolutely CERTAIN that I could handle the responsibility. Plus, not to sound rude but, kids are kinda stupid. They do things they're not supposed to, and either I get too angry or not angry enough about it. That is, if I ever would had kids. Really, I'm just making up scenarios in my head about my potential progeny fucking some shit up. Worst case scenario stuff, as I always think about.

Anyways, I had little time to think about how to interact with the kids, because as soon as I look back, they're in the living room with me.

Glancing at them for a second, they were both girls. They had on the usual "girly" clothing kids their age would wear, with shades of annoying, flashy pink or blue.

One of them, the little orange one holding Chilli's hand, looked at me and raised a tiny eyebrow.

Bingo: WHO are YOU?

She said it with a tiny voice filled with both curiosity and a little bit of "goofiness" definitely passed down to her from her father.

Not knowing what to do, and feeling myself become red from shame, all I did was just do a little wave.

Garth: Uh I'm Garth.

The slightly older one, the one that resembled Bandit, walked up to me. This one, dressed in merchandise from some overly popular kid's show, sounded a bit more welcoming.

Bluey: Hi, Garth! Are you here to play a game with us?

There was no way in hell I was going to play any damn game with either one of the little kids, but I needed to sound kind about it. Kindly deny her request.

Garth: I mean, uh I would, but, like, I'm a lil' busy right now.

Bluey: Oh? Busy doing what?

She asked me with a curious smile. Although she was a little loud, for the most part, the little Bandit-looking girl was tolerable.

Garth: Busy doing grown-up things, hah

I must have been a terrible liar, because even this school-aged child seemed to see through my BS. At least that's what her face told me. She still tried to get me to play whatever little game she and the other, littler one, wanted to play.

Bluey: Oh, hey, you know, I'm good at pretending to be a grown-up!

I was not going to fall for her attempts to convince me. I wanted to show my maturity, or something.

Bingo: Me too.

They were tempting me. Both of them. I was starting to lose this battle. A few seconds of anticipatory silence passed. Looking around, I noticed the one person who couldn't NOT play with them: their own father, Bandit.

Garth: Uh you know, I've only been an adult for like, a few weeks, so like, I think you should play with [points to Bandit] your dad for like, the best outcome, haha.

Little Bandit junior smiled in agreeance with my statement, and the other one also nodded her little head too. And as soon as they came to me, they left for the other corner of the living room, where Bandit was, ready to torment their father by forcing him to play their game. It was one of my rare highlights where I successfully escaped a situation. I smiled to myself, as now Bandit was the one trying to get himself out of this situation.

As I leaned back on the couch, someone came and sat next to me. It was Chilli. I had forgotten she was here for a second, considering I was in a heavy debate with her two little kids.

Garth: Oh, uh, hey, Chilli.

I said, in a nervous-but-casual tone. She smiled back, giving me a little wave, and her eyes took a few seconds to glance at my body.

Afterwards, we both took time to watch as her kids were "playing" with her husband (really, they were forcing him to do fictional taxes or something).

Chilli: Aren't they so cute, Garth?

I mean, she wasn't wrong. The kids were quite adorable. However, I did kinda feel bad for Bandit. The blue one was basically putting him into slavery, while the little orange one was just staring with a pleased expression. I was glad I avoided such a fate.

Garth: Yeah, I guess so, hah. Uh so like, what're their names?

I looked back at Chilli, at her beautiful canine face with the beautiful orange, light orange, and brown fur I had adored.

Chilli: Oh, well, you see that one over there?

She pointed to the blue one.

Chilli: Her name's Bluey.

I was surprised by the simple name. It made a lot of sense. Her fur was blue, so yeah, "Bluey". I nodded in understanding.

Garth: Cool. Uh, what 'bout the other one?

Chilli: Oh? That's Bingo.

I realized that I've heard that name before, and my eyebrows lifted slightly.

Garth: I see. Y'know, like, uh, Bandit mentioned that name before, haha. She's like, 4, right?

Chilli smiled wider at me, "impressed" by my knowledge.

Chilli: Yeah! And it's crazy to know that she's gonna be 5 soon, mate.

I nodded, wanting to please her by agreeing that it's worth my awe. Yet really, I didn't care about her child's age.

Garth: Uh, yeah, haha.

Sensing my disinterest, she changed the topic, now with a smirk, just barely hiding her true intentions with me.

Chilli: So, how're you enjoying it here, mate?

After staring at the three other members of the family and their little lollygagging session, I looked back at Chilli.

Garth: Oh, it's nice. Y'know, like the house is nice, haha.

She giggled, finding humor in my response. I kind of was trying to be humorous, so I guess it worked.

Chilli: Good to hear. What about Bandit? You two getting along alright?

It was all fun and games until Chilli brought up the other Heeler that I wanted to fuck, besides her. After an embarrassed chuckle, I looked away slightly as a rosy veil covered my pale fur.

Garth: Oh Bandit well uh haha I he's alright haha.

My tail did a little swaying motion, indicating that I definitely, no doubt, had a crush on Bandit.

Surprised that anyone but her could also be into Bandit as a 44-year-old goofy father of two, Chilli's eyebrows shot up, and she gasped faintly.

Chilli: Oh?

She paused for a moment, allowing a more sexual smirk to form on her lips.

Chilli: I think you have more to say, don't ya, Garth?

My blush was visible from a mile away now. I was just thankful that Bandit himself was busy entertaining his daughters like a clown, so he could never see me.

Garth: Maybe.

She giggled again, wanting to know more about my attraction to her husband.

Chilli: Sooo you find him a little appealing, right?

Looking away, I nodded with playful guilt, judging from the smile on my face. I could lie to Bandit, or the kids, but never Chilli.

Garth: I I do.

Chilli: Oh, really?

She said in a sly tone. I glanced away again.

Garth: Yeah uh I know it's, uh a little strange.

I was alluding to the fact that I was a guy, and Bandit was another guy, and the fact there there was an almost 30-year age gap between us. This just made me sound insecure about my sexuality (which I was, but didn't wanna directly admit to Chilli).

Chilli: Don't worry, mate. It's really not as strange as you think, hehe. In fact, it's something that we have in common, no? I mean, there's a reason why I married him, right?

I looked back at Chilli and smiled slightly again.

Garth: Haha, yeah, um, I guess so

She then leaned a little closer to me, smirking with a level of deviousness I've only ever seen from her before at the airport. This caused me to blush more, anticipating something.

Chilli: So anything ya wanna do tonight? Any ideas?

The speed at which my tail was wagging increased tremendously, and I could feel the blood rushing to my groin as well. My smile grew and I started to feel a little overwhelmed.

Garth: Uh well I I'd have to think a-about that, haha

Chilli was about to lean in further, and we were about to make out, until Bluey ran over to us, finished with her little game of pretend with Bandit and Bingo.

Bluey: Hi, Mum!

Chilli quickly leaned back, now facing Bluey. Now, she wasn't the only one with a guilty blush on her face.

Chilli: Oh! Uh, what's up, Bluey?

Soon enough, Bingo walked towards us and stood next to Bluey, with Bandit behind them as well.

Bluey: I have two questions first what were you about to do with Garth? And can you make dinner, please?

It was crazy how fast Chilli ignored her first question, as if it didn't even exist. As if she never had any feelings for me. Me personally, I felt a little left out, but I knew it was essential for her to act like a faithful wife, and not a cheater.

Chilli: Oh, haha, of course I'll cook dinner!

Bluey: But what ab—

Chilli then stood up and paced towards the kitchen, with an exaggerated smile on her face.

Chilli: So, girls, what're you feeling like having tonight, huh? [glancing at Bandit] What about you, dear?

Bluey, realizing that her first inquiry will never be addressed, gave up, and also walked towards the kitchen. Bingo, who seemed to always be where Bluey was as if she were her accomplice in everything, went with her. Bandit soon followed, but not before looking back at me and WINKING, as if he were impressed or something.

Chilli, after learning what everyone wanted for dinner, soon got out the tool necessary to cook up such a meal. Whenever she asked me what I wanted, I said I would make something myself, which turned out to be a bowl of sugary cereal; I had to eat it in secret though, because I didn't want the little ones finding out that I was chowing on THEIR breakfast.

While everyone else was eating at the dining table, goofing around like an average family does, I was on their couch, watching some random TV show. I was content; the artificially sweetened cereal tasted good enough, and it was usually what I ate for dinner anyways.

After dinner was over, Bandit could sense Chilli's need to talk to me, so, he took one for the team and allowed himself to be sacrificed to another one of Bluey and Bingo's sick twisted "games". God bless that man.

Chuckling at Bandit's suffering, she hopped back on the couch and wrapped one of her arms around me. She let out an exhausted sigh and whispered to me.

Chili: Fuuuuck, that was bloody close, wasn't it?

Surprised and amused by her use of profanity, I chuckled.

Garth: I suppose it was. Although, I don't think Bandit would mind

She stopped to think for a moment.

Chilli: Yeah, but if one of the girls saw me making out with a lad like you, what kind of example would I be setting? I'm supposed to be teaching them about the world around them, not how to kiss boys!

I softly laughed again, understanding where she was coming from. If I had daughters, I wouldn't want them seeing such things, too.

Garth: Right haha. Well, at least they're preoccupied, now.

She giggled, and leaned in close to me, such that her right thigh was against my left.

Chilli: That they are, hehe.

So, now we were just on the couch, our tails wagging almost in sync. We were both interested in each other, and we had just enough free time to see how far we can go before Bandit and the girls came back.

It was just a matter of who wanted to initiate the first move.