A few days had passed. Those days were a little uneventful. At least, for me. For Chilli and Bandit, it must've been pretty hectic. I was the sole witness of the true chaos that Bluey and Bingo were able to cause, and how much the married pair would give in to their seemingly endless imagination. Me personally, I would never be able to entertain them, let alone any kids. I can barely entertain myself, really, so how would I be able to have fun with elementary schoolers? Plus, I kind of had a natural distaste towards those younger than me. Like, anyone who was younger than me I saw as immature and childish. But still, it was a little amusing to see the scenes that the family would create, despite how childish they were.

Soon, though, it was Monday. Things toned down, and the little kids were back at school again, which left the house to me, Chilli, and Bandit again.

For a few days, I had grown curious of what the fuck Bandit did for "work". Whenever I asked Chilli what his job was, she said, "Oh, he's an archaeologist."

So, I guess it turns out that this hot dad that I wanted to fuck was also a big nerd.

I was not exactly pleased by his job. Upon inquiring Chilli some more, she would reveal that sometimes he goes on "business trips" to "excavate bones & relics". Meanwhile, I was a little befuddled because all that shit sounded like Indiana Jones or something. Still, I nodded and pretended to care.

By Tuesday morning, my curiosity was too much. Bandit was seemingly always cooped up in his study/office, and it was driving me a little crazy. I would peek at the slightly open door through the hallway, wanting to barge in and ask him all sorts of questions. However, I decided to respect his boundaries.

Until today.

It was around noon or so, and I was looking at Bandit through the door. Peeking into the study, it appeared that he was writing some shit on a computer. I wanted to know what he was doing. This curiosity, this burning curiosity was too much. So, I slowly walked through the crack in the door, gaining Bandit's attention.

Bandit:Oh, uh, hey Garth. What's up, mate?

I looked around at the room that he was in. It was quite big. Apparently, being an archeologist meant that you were hella rich too. Also, in the room, there were a bunch of glass cases and shit with bones in them. They must've been the ancient artifacts or whatever bullshit that Chilli had mentioned.

Garth: Uh nice room you got here.

From his chair, he looked up at me and smiled.

Bandit: Well, thanks mate! I do take pride in my profession, after all.

I humored Bandit and chuckled at his passionate display.

Garth: Yeah, uh it it's kinda cool.

By now, I could feel the incoming yap session.

Bandit: Thanks, again, Garth. Y'know, I've been into archaeology since I was just a wee lad, and just being able to experience being one haha it feels like I've actually accomplished something, y'know?

I nodded, not really caring about what Bandit had to say, but it'd be a lie to say that I was 100% uninteresed.

Garth: Sounds nice, yeah

Bandit chuckled again.

Bandit: So, that's all ya came here for? Just to stare in awe at all the archaeology stuff I got in 'ere?

Not knowing how to respond, I simply shrugged, and started to blush a little, feeling embarrassed.

Garth: Pretty much, yeah hah

Bandit then smirked and his eyelids lowered, seeming to be pleased by this reaction. He leaned a bit closer to me.

Bandit: Y'know, Garth you're pretty cute, not gonna lie.

This only caused me to blush harder, and wag my tail like the little bashful fuck I was.

Garth: Oh, shit, haha uh thanks, hah

He then stood up from his chair, seeming to put his job aside for a few minutes in order to flatter me some more. Standing in front of me, he was a little shorter than me. He was around 5'11" while I was 6'1".

Bandit leaned in even closer to me, and brought his voice down to a whisper, in case Chilli were to hear us. Bandit didn't know, but I knew that Chilli knew already that I was into the former.

Bandit: Say, mate you ever happen to find yourself a little attracted to another bloke?

My face got even redder and I began to feel a little light-headed, like whatever was about to happen would be like some scene in a porn game or whatever.

Garth: Well I mean yeah many times haha

His smirk grew wider. He looked down at my paw, and then made the move to put his in mine. The physical affection now caused me to be aroused, a boner forming in my pants.

Bandit: Well I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little attracted to ya, Garth

I only grew more bashful, and a stupid little giggle escaped my lips.

Garth: Haha you you are?

I looked away for a bit, but then looked back into Bandit's eyes with some sort of nervous excitement for what he had to say next.

Bandit: Yeah, I really am, and I can't help it, hehe. There's just somethin' about ya, mate, and I dunno if it's yer, uh, body or your personality or both, but hehe, you're just so bloody irresistible to me.

I giggled again and glanced away from Bandit in order to remain "calm".

Garth: Oh, hehe my my personality?

I was pretty shocked, internally, that Bandit actually saw my nervous, pathetic ass as desirable.

Bandit: Of course! You just have this, uh, nervous an' cute energy surrounding ya. It makes ya more vulnerable and in a way, more attractive.

He put on a more sultry tone when he said "attractive". I was basically about to melt, or implode or whatever. I felt like we were about to kiss or fuck at any minute now.

I decided to ask him about the other comment he made about me.

Garth: A-and, uh my my body?

He chuckled and continued to caress my paw with his. I also noticed how he was now staring at my body.

Bandit: Well you're very young and, uh hehe your body looks so well-built, and healthy

He stopped for a second, and I realized that now he was also blushing, probably embarrassed to admit that he liked someone who was 26 years younger than him.

Bandit: Oh, I'm probably goin' on a little rant, aren't I?

Garth:Maybe, haha.

We were both a little bashful now. I guess, when thought about enough, I was enough to break Bandit's "goofy dad" shell and make him a bit more nervous than usual.

Bandit: Well, my apologies, mate it's just bloody hell, you're quite hot, and I know it's kinda weird, considerin' that we're both blokes, but I just can't help it, hah

Garth:I mean, I don't mind, Bandit not at all, really

I could tell, kind of, that Bandit might have been in the same situation as me; a little closeted. However, Bandit seemed to be a little more open about his sexuality. Meanwhile, I was still insecure as fuck about it, so it was kind of odd to me that I was the one to reassure Bandit that it wasn't as weird as he thought.

He softly laughed, and continued to caress my paw, feeling how soft it was.

Bandit: Well, uh, thanks, mate hehe

He looked up at me again, and the moment got even more romantic as we looked each other in the eyes again.

I wanted to spice things up, though. So, I said:

Garth: About my body uh if you like it so much, like I can, like show you more of it, haha if you wanna

Bandit blushed more and really considered it, but I guess his job was more important.

Bandit: Oh, trust me, mate, I would, but um, I gotta job to do, so maybe later how does that sound?

I understood his concern. I didn't know what I was expecting. I was a jobless bum and he was a fucking archeologist.

Garth: Right, right well yeah, yeah sounds good hah

But I wanted SOMETHING out of this moment, though.

Garth: But but, uh can, like

I tried to make myself clear but damn, that was never really my strong suit. I had to basically whisper to Bandit.

Garth: Can, like can we kiss or something please?

Bandit chuckled again.

Bandit: Oh, well, of course, mate I got time for that, at least, hehe.

He then put his arms around my neck as we leaned in for the kiss. Bandit's lips felt both soft and firm at the same time, like they've seen a lot of action, but they tried to be soft just for me. Immediately, as we connected mouths, my horniness went up. This wasn't helped when I felt his tongue enter my mouth, and my tongue entered his.

Garth & Bandit: Mmmhhhmmhhhn [smooch smooch]

At some point, we pulled away. We were both blushing harder than we were before, and if Bandit looked down, he would've seen that I was hard as fuck too. The blue Heeler's tail was wagging intensely, and I could tell that he definitely enjoyed it as much as me.

Garth: Hah hah uh yeah, that that was a pretty nice kiss.

Bandit chuckled and looked down at his computer. The embarrassment must've been too much for him.

Bandit: Yeah yeah it was hehe.

He paused.

Bandit: I I should get back to work, hehe! You know how much I love, uh, archaeology

I nodded and understood that he needed some time to relax his aged muscles.

Garth: Right that that archeology stuff, yeah. But, uh, you're still up for tonight right?

I was starting to walk in the other direction, and Bandit was sitting back down. However, he nodded, signaling that indeed, he was free tonight. I just had to wait a bit.