Ten minutes or so passed. I finished the bag of Takis, and I went to go grab another bag from the pantry, because my voracious carnivore appetite demanded that I eat some spicy, aritifically-flavored tortilla chips.

That's when I heard the sound of the glass door sliding, and the voice of the woman I was staring at could be heard from behind me.

Trixie: And who could you be, mate? I haven't seen you around.

I turned around to meet her gaze, with my paw in the second bag of hot chips.

Garth: Oh, uhh my name's Garth, and like yeah, I'm kinda new to, uhh Brisbane and stuff.

She then proceeded to look at me, the bag of Takis in my paws, and then the other, almost-empty bag of the same brand on the table. And I guessed she saw a little opportunity to tease me, because she kinda did tease me.

Trixie: Well, Garth, I can tell that you're quite a fan of those "Takis" aren't ya?

Wanting to be friendly with her, I nervously chuckled at her remark.

Garth: Uh yeah, haha. They're, um, they're good, y'know?

She chuckled in return.

Trixie: I suppose to you, they might be, heh. Me, personally, I've never been a fan of that spicy junk.

I nodded while still smiling awkwardly.

Garth: Yeah, uh, like, they're not for everyone, I guess, haha. And, like, uh, by the way, uh, what's your name?

Trixie: Oh, right, haha, silly me. My name's Trixie, and it's nice to meet ya, Garth.

I began to eat some more of the Takis again, shoving pawfuls of the shit into my mouth.

Garth:[nom nom munch crunch] Yeah, uhh [swallow] nice to meet you too, uh, Trixie.

Trixie laughed at my hunger, and as the conversation kept going, I only got a bit more embarrassed.

Trixie: Hehe, I see you're quite hungry, right?

Garth: Uhh maybe, haha [licks lips]

I nodded, blushing from the attention she was giving me.

Trixie: Looks like a little more than just "maybe", mate.

I awkwardly chuckled again, and looked down at what remained inside the bag. I looked back at Trixie and shrugged, and then proceeded to dump the remaining contents of the bag into my mouth.

Garth: [nom nom crunch crunch chew munch]

Trixie giggled even louder, finding a lot of humor in what I was doing.

Trixie: Hahaha, you, uh, you might wanna slow down there, Garth, haha!

Garth: [swallow again] Oh, uh, nah, it's alright, haha. [UUUURP!]
Oh shit, haha my bad. Damn hah.

She giggled again and smirked at my lack of proper manners.

Trixie: Oh, hehe No, you're good, mate, hehe.

I was pretty embarrassed, so I slightly glanced away, and a little blush formed on my cheeks.

Garth: Haha uh I guess I, uh, got a little too into the, uh, the Takis, haha.

She chuckled again. I guess I must've been a fucking comedian to her, because I was making her giggle every time I opened my mouth. Maybe it was a sign that she was into me. However, having just met her, I could barely tell from the start, especially when the topic of conversation was food instead of, like, horniness.

Trixie: Oh, don't worry about it too much. I've found myself in, uh, similar situations, hehe.

I mean, in all honesty, that much was pretty obvious. Not that she was too overweight; In fact, she'd probably be considered normal, maybe even underweight, in America. It's just that, well, her extra pounds were one of the reasons I was into her, and at the time, I didn't really know why.

Anyways, I chose to change the topic, hoping that I'd get somewhere with her.

Garth: Yeah, haha So, like, um, you got a family right? Like kids and stuff? And a husband?

I guess the sheer way I spoke (being awkward as shit) was enough to make Trixie laugh again. However, she did end up providing me with actual information that I needed.

Trixie: Well, of course I do, silly! Who do you think those people outside are?

Garth: Okay like I know who, umm y'know Chilli, Bandit, uh, Bluey and Bingo I know who they are, but like are the other dudes, like, your family?

She smirked at me, apparently wanting me to know how dumb I was at that moment.

Trixie: Well what do you think?

I only blushed more as I looked back at the yard, and at the new Heelers having a little hangout with the more familiar ones.

Garth: Like the like the blue and brown guy that's like your, uh, your husband, right? Haha

She giggled.

Trixie: Why, yes, he is my husband. Stripe Heeler, that's his name.

I nodded, wanting to know more about her family.

Garth: Right and like what're, uh, your kids' names?

She paused for a second, thinking while still having that smirk on her face.

Trixie: Well mate, the one that looks like me Her name's Muffin.

I was definitely a little surprised that a child could have such a name, but then I realized that I've fucked people named "Bandit" and "Chilli", so maybe it shouldn't sound so strange to me.

Garth: Uhh okay, haha. Cool and, like what about the, like the really little one?

Trixie: Oh, well her name's Socks. Isn't she adorable?

I squinted in order to get a better look at the one known as Socks.

Garth: Uhhmm yeah she's, uh, pretty pretty cute. How old is she?

Trixie: Well, she turned 2 about a few months ago.

I nodded, forcing myself to care for this random-ass toddler I've only known for a minute.

Garth: Cool, haha

Now Trixie was the one to change the topic of conversation.

Trixie: Well, enough about me, heh, what about you? How old are you, Garth?

The embarrassment rose from within me again whenever the topic became me.

Garth: Oh, uh, haha I'm 18

Her interest in me must have increased whenever she learned how young I was, as she smirked at me again.

Trixie: Oh, only 18? You're quite young, mate.

I let out an awkward chuckle, getting a little nervous on account of my anxiety, as much as I didn't want to.

Garth: Haha um I guess I am, yeah, haha. Uhh what about you like how old are you?

Now Trixie also got a little embarrassed.

Trixie: Oh, mate heh You'd probably think I'm too old.

Garth: Well I wouldn't say that

I attempted to be a little more flirtatious, hoping that I'd somewhat flatter her.

Garth: A-and, uh, who knows? Um I might, uh I might like, uhh like, hehe, older women

It definitely wasn't a lie, because as I spoke those words, my face became redder than fucking Bob from VeggieTales. This also caused Trixie's canine ears to perk up.

Trixie: Oh, really? So you wouldn't mind me being 40?

40 was actually the youngest age I've heard out of all the adults in this damn neighborhood I've been intimate with.

Garth: Oh, haha that's that's not even, like old haha yeah I I don't mind at all, Trixie

She blushed slightly, and leaned in a little closer to me, sensing that things were getting a little more personal, per say.

Trixie: Really? You're 18 and 40 isn't old to you?

I smiled, genuine, but still embarrassed.

Garth: Yeah I I like uh older more mature, and like uhh hehe more motherly women.

Trixie giggled, maybe also out of embarrassment.

Trixie: Motherly, you say?

I nodded. The most likely reason for me being into slightly older, motherly women is probably the fact that I never really got paid attention to as a child (or at least my feelings), but I'm pretty sure Trixie didn't have to know that, lest she become my therapist.

Trixie: Well, I suppose me being a mother of 2 does something for you?

I blushed yet again, and my tail began swaying side-to-side, like a slutty feline, wanting to flirt more with Trixie.

Garth: Maybe, hehe.

She giggled, my boyish flirting getting to her brain. I don't know if it was manipulation, how I only looked for women and men in their 30s/40s who haven't really been intimate in 10 or 20 years, but I guess you could say the opposite: They were looking for someone as young as me, freshly 18, who hasn't had sex, like at all. However, since I was young and horny, I could care less. It sounds fucked up now that I say it like this, but I can't change the past. The past happened, and hey, maybe those such as Bandit and Chilli and Trixie, maybe they actually cared about me, as if I was one of their kids.

Anyways, Trixie let out a little sigh, looking outside again. The sun was still up, and it would be about 2 or so more hours till it set.

Trixie: You know that, um, we can't really do anything right? You understand, right? It's too early in the day

I did understand. It was barely 7 PM, and although that would usually be a time where I fell asleep and wallowed in my solitude, it's not really a good time for, say, intimate activities, especially when you're around your own children.

Garth: Right

I nodded. However, my mind was conjuring up a way that we could do something together. It just had to take a while until that thought became a clear plan.

Trixie: Well hehe anyways what brings you here, y'know, at Bandit and Chilli's place?

I was a little unprepared for another actual conversation, but I ended up stringing together a somewhat reasonable explanation.

Garth: Well I, uh I was, like at the airport, right? And, uhh y'know Chilli she's like she works at that airport and and we met and like

She raised an eyebrow, seeming a little suspect, but also very interested.

Trixie: So you're her boyfriend?

Garth: B-BOYFRIEND?!

I was not expecting to be referred to as "Chilli's boyfriend" that day.

She giggled at my shock.

Trixie: Well what are ya, then? Her "friend" who just happens to live with her? Hehe.

Garth: I see what you mean Well uhh I guess it's just haha I never thought of me as y'know a a "boyfriend"

She smirked at me again, in a teasing way.

Trixie: I sure hope Bandit doesn't mind

I blushed more, knowing all of the sexy things I've done with Bandit, too.

Garth: He doesn't trust me, hah I not gonna lie I I like I like him too like

Her eyebrows shot up a little, not expecting me to be a little freaky bisexual.

Trixie: Oh? You're into Bandit, too? I'm surprised, honestly not that you're into guys, but that anyone besides Chilli could be into him, haha!

I chuckled alongside Trixie.

Garth: Yeah it's just y'know he's I just he's a great dad and I can't help but feel just a little attracted to him.

Trixie: So you're into both motherly women, and fatherly men?

Garth: I guess so, hahah yeah.

All while I was talking to Trixie, and revealing this somewhat sensitive information to her, I was forming a plan so that we could do something later tonight. And now, I guess, was the time I had to introduce her to this idea.

Garth: Uhh but you know, like when you said we we couldn't, like do stuff right now?

She was a little surprised again, by the change of conversation, but she leaned in even closer to me, realizing that the conversation was getting a little more secretive.

Trixie: Yeah?

Garth: Well maybe I could you could stay over tonight? I I got you know how there's a spare bedroom in like this house? So maybe we could y'know?