Salutations everyone and my name is Preston Ward Condra.

This is a short little "Survivor" akin fanfiction one-shot story I wrote down back in March 2009.

I found this in my Windows XP hard drive. Some good stories that were in that hard drive, that I just never bothered sharing until now.

I'm pretty sure this was during Spring Break of 2009, freshman year - so there was no school to worry about.

Remember back when Survivor and Super Smash Bros was relevant? Me too.

I stopped caring about the Super Smash Bros series after Brawl and Survivor hasn't been relevant since Heroes vs. Villains in 2010.

I will not continue this, and it was just only one chapter long.

I hope you have fun reading through this and enjoy it for as silly and absurd as it is.