Super Smash Bros Survivor 2009 Edition

by Preston Ward Condra

One-shot story. I found this preserved in my Windows XP hard drive. A one-shot story related to the Super Smash Bros. cast I wrote down back in March 2009. It's basically a short, little high school drama shenanigans story, that was made in like two hours. I can say with 100% certainly, I won't continue this but, it's nice to look back on it.

2. The 2009 Short Story

Super Smash Bros. Survivor:

Episode 1: Game, Set and Start!l

Introduction:

Welcome to the very first episode of Super Smash Bros. Survivor. All 35 of the playable main characters in Brawl must Outwit, Outplay and Outlast each other in Luigi's Mansion with only one character walking away as the winner of the contest. Alliances will be form and be broken, Relationships will be made and friends become enemies. Dr. Mario will be the main host for the game with Koopa Troopa appearing every now and then as a guest. We are now set to begin Super Smash Bros. Survivor.

Survivors:

Fox

Jigglypuff

Marth

Snake

Ice Climbers

Captain Falcon

Bowser

Olimar

Wolf

Pit

King Dedede

R.O.B.

Ike

Mario

Luigi

Kirby

Falco

Yoshi

Lucario

Toon Link

Lucas

Mr. Game and Watch

Donkey Kong

Samus

Zelda

Ganondorf

Ness

Wario

Link

Diddy Kong

Pikachu

Pokemon Trainer

Peach

Sonic

Metaknight

It is around midnight with all 35 Survivors are waiting outside of Luigi's Mansion some patiently waiting for the game to begin and let into the mansion. The weather outside is light rain.

"I cannot this type of weather…" Wolf said in an annoyed tone looking at his skin seeing it all soggy.

"You get used it here." Luigi said to Wolf at the same time getting out an umbrella.

"I am bored. Does anybody want to play a game?" Lucas said asking his fellow teammates.

"I have one. Let's play a game where you shut up and I toss you into the mud until you cry for your mommy." Ganondorf said laughing in his face.

A few of the other Survivors laugh alongside Ganondorf's joke.

"WHAHAHA!" Wario said laughing. "I like this Ganondoof guy already!" Wario said again to the group.

"What did you just call me? Say something like that again and I will punch the daylights out of you until you cry for your mommy AND daddy." Ganondorf said raising an eyebrow to Wario.

Before anymore comments can be said from the rest of the Survivors, the group turn around and see Dr. Mario opening the doors to the mansion.

"Hello a-there!" Dr. Mario yells in a happy tone to the group.

Kirby: HHIIII! (Hello Dude!)

Kirby said in translation to him waving hi to Dr. Mario.

"Thanks for watching over the Mansion over me while I am playing this game." Luigi said giving Dr. Mario a thumbs up.

"Not-a-problem. Please, all of you come in…" Dr. Mario said leading the group into the Mansion.

Luigi's Mansion

12:30 AM

The group settles down on couches in the local living room and take a look around the Mansion.

"Wow! What a mansion!" Metaknight said in a calm manner looking around the room and sitting down on one the couches in the room.

"I like this mansion already. Reminds me of one of those old big temple like buildings in Hyrule." Link said in a big smile looking around the room.

The entire group settles down on big sofas and couches in the living room with Dr. Mario explaining the rules of the game.

"Welcome to Super Smash Bros. Survivor. A game show based with some rules on the hit reality TV Show, Survivor and-" Dr. Mario said before getting cut off by Ganondorf.

"What's Survivor? Is that some type of women's clothing or something?" Ganondorf said with a confused look to Dr. Mario.

"Not even close. Forget, I mention anything like that. Anyways, what this game is about is you 35 Survivors living together like a family in Luigi's Mansion." Dr. Mario said to the group.

"I know this mansion is big and everything but, wouldn't get crowded too much here?" Falco said asking Dr. Mario.

"Every two days in the mansion as this game goes on is a thing called, Tribal Council. At Tribal Council, all of you vote in the Camera Room one by one deciding whom you want eliminated from the game. At each Tribal Council, WHOMEVER receives the most amount of votes, is forced to leave the mansion right away. This process continues until only one Survivor is left and walks away with 1 Million Dollars." Dr. Mario said explaining the rules of the game to the Survivors.

"I know who's going to win…" King Dedede said with an evil smirk on his face.

"That better be me, if that's whom you are addressing that too…" Wario said getting in his face while thinking of money in his mind.

"Every other day rather then a Tribal Council game, we have ourselves an Immunity Game. That person that wins the Immunity Game, is safe from elimination at Tribal Council. You will always be given access to new types of food and drinks in the Mansion served by Luigi's chefs and there are multiple rooms to hang out in the mansion such as upstairs, the bathrooms, the bedrooms, the game room and so on and so forth. Any Questions?" Dr. Mario said finishing and looking at the group.

"R.O.B. tired." R.O.B. said yawning to Dr. Mario.

"I will lead you all to your bedrooms. The Immunity Game will start tomorrow afternoon." Dr. Mario said sending the Survivors in the bedrooms upstairs.

Dr. Mario leaves the group upstairs and heads downstairs with most of the survivors getting ready for bed.

Upstairs

12:50 AM

Bedroom I and Bedroom II

"I will sing a lullaby song for everyone." King Dedede said in an un-usual happy tone to the group.

"Oh-a-god…" Mario said getting out some earplugs.

"TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE! UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH!-"King Dedede said trying to sing Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star in a Heavy Metal tone before getting cut off by, Peach.

"That is not how you do it. Let me show you." Peach said getting out a microphone singing.

"I will hunt you down. Touch my body, leave me on the floor, mess with me around, play with me some more, touch my body…." Peach said singing n a calm manner tone."

"That was okay but, not enough to put me to sleep." Ness said to Peach in a somewhat annoyed tone."

Jigglypuff: JIGGLY! (Let me do it!)

Jigglypuff gets out her trademark microphone out in front of the group.

"Why do I get the feeling this isn't going to turn out good?" Sonic said in a worried tone.

Jigglypuff starts singing.

Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff…Jiggly…Gly…puff…Jigg…Puff…iggl

"So beautiful but-" Ike said but, falling asleep on the ground.

The rest of the survivors fall fast asleep like Ike with some not even sleeping on the bed with, some laying on each other and other falling asleep in the sink in the restroom next to the bedroom.

After about 5 minutes of singing, Jigglypuff stops singing finding her fellow Survivors asleep.

Jigglypuff: PUUUFFFF! (So typical! Marker time!)

Jigglypuff gets out her trademark marker and writes red marked faces on everyone. Shortly after writing faces on the Survivors, Jigglypuff shortly falls asleep herself.

Day 1:

5:30 AM:

Bedroom I and Bedroom II:

It is near the crack of dawn with Snake being the first of the Survivors to wake up. Without even checking his face with the markings, Jigglypuff did, Snake quietly enters the next room over without waking anyone else up talking to Ocaton.

Men's Restroom:

5:31 AM:

Solid Snake to Ocaton:

"Ocaton. There is something fishy about this game contest I am currently in. The host of this game Dr. Mario, is giving me the creeps like…he is planning something." Snake said to Ocaton via communicator.

"You are not the only one, Snake. Me and the others here, will run FBI information about Dr. Mario in the past. What your current goal is, only care about yourself and never share your thoughts with the rest of the players in the game. I also want you later tonight, to get more data on Dr. Mario on what he is planning. I will keep you posted, if me and the rest of the team at Headquarters find, anything funny about this…Doctor guy of yours." Ocaton said replying back to Snake.

"I understand." Snake said replying back.

Suddenly, there is a sound scream coming from the nearby bedrooms in the mansion.

"WHAT was that Snake!?" Ocaton said in a worried tone.

"I am going to check it out. Snake out." Snake said getting off his communicator.

Snake runs back into the Bedrooms where the rest of the Survivors are in with Snake finding all of them with a few of the Survivors with mirrors in there hands.

Bedrooms I and II:

5:35 AM:

"WHO DID THIS TO THE KING OF KOOPAS!? SOMEONE DREW A CLOWN FACE ON MY HEAD!?" Bowser said in a fussy and mad mood.

"Jesus. My helmet needs a wash now…" Samus said in an upset mood taking off her helmet.

"Snake. Can you clean this for me?" Samus said in a polite mood to him giving him her helmet.

Snake stood still for a few seconds at Samus, until heading in the bathroom.

"Sure…" Snake said sighing while opening the bathroom door.

"So…who is going to make breakfast for us?" Pokemon Trainer said to the group.

"I will give it a shot. I will make us a special sausage salad." Mr. Game and Watch said to the group.

"That's fine with me." Toon Link said with a nod to him.

"We agree." Both, Nana and Popo said, the Ice Climbers with another nod to Mr. Game and Watch.

"Alright. Let's head downstairs down." Zelda said leading the group downstairs in the mansion to the Kitchen.

All of the Survivors head downstairs with the exception of, Samus and Snake with Snake finishing cleaning Samus Aran's helmet.

"Here." Snake said in a calm heavy tone to Samus.

"Thanks." Samus said in a happy tone.

"You are umm….welcome?" Snake said in a nervous tone heading downstairs to the Kitchen.

Camera Room:

5:55 AM:

Samus Aran:

"I think what Snake did for me, was really nice. I can tell the guy is quiet and a loner to himself. What I, think I will try to do is help him express his emotions out more. Most men, I know usually ignore and not help me out. I like that in men." Samus said talking to the camera.

Samus exit's the room and heads downstairs where the rest of her teammates are at.

Kitchen:

6:50 AM:

Dinner Table:

Mr. Game and Watch, brings out plates for all of the Survivors and brings out the entire food for everyone.

"Enjoy guys." Mr. Game and Watch said, putting the main food on the table.

Most of the Survivors enjoy the taste out of the food, until Diddy Kong throws a big fit about the food.

"THIS IS DISGUSTING!" Diddy said in a rude manner throwing the sausage on the floor.

"What's wrong with you little dude?" Falco said raising an eyebrow to him.

"I cannot stand this type of food. At home, the only things me and my friend Donkey Kong love, is bananas. We cannot stand basically any other food you can think of." Diddy Kong said in a mad tone."

"Little buddy, maybe you should-" Donkey Kong said trying to teach Diddy some manners before getting cut off by him.

"I don't care! You know at home, I am very picky eater." Diddy Kong said yelling back at DK.

"Please do not act so immature, Diddy. If you do, then-" Fox said before getting cut off by Diddy again.

"Well, forget you then!" Diddy Kong said yelling at the group.

"Pikachu: PIKA! (WHINY Monkey!)

Pikachu said in translation with sparks coming out of his cheeks.

"Excuse me?" Diddy Kong said yelling at Pikachu.

As multiple Survivors argue about to Diddy and his problem, Snake quietly exits from the table with Samus following him.

Bedrooms I and II:

6:40 AM:

Snake and Samus Conversation:

"My god. The one thing I cannot stand is yelling and whining…eughh…" Snake said sighing turning to Samus.

"That's the way things are in life. I remember back then in the good old days where I live, people were more mature nowadays then now." Samus nodding in agreement to Snake's problem.

"Hmmm…you are really nice and very smart for a girl." Snake said smiling at Samus.

"Thank you." Samus said blushing in his face.

"Maybe, we should talk to each other more often then not." Snake said with a wide smile.

"I agree." Samus said replying back to him with a smile.

Camera Room:

7:00 AM:

Pit:

"I think Diddy Kong, should be the first one to go. With him acting so rude and stubborn this morning about the food. He needs to grow up and act more mature. I admit, I was like that before but, there are times to change." Pit in an angry tone to the camera.

Camera Room:

7:03 AM:

Marth:

"I am likely seeing either Diddy or Jigglypuff getting the first boot later tomorrow with Jigglypuff writing unfunny marks on our faces while we were sleeping and Diddy throwing a fit about the food he didn't like for Breakfast." Marth said to the camera in a mature mood.

Camera Room:

7:06 AM:

Metaknight:

"What I am going to do myself, is that probably in the next few days, I want to try to form alliances with the rest of my teammates here and get rid of the people I do not like, one by one. I am a leader myself and I really want to take action and show maturity in this Mansion here." Metaknight said to the camera in a slow and quiet tone.

Camera Room:

7:10 AM:

Zelda:

"Today, will be VERY fun and entraining for us, as we will have ourselves an, immunity game later today and the winner walks away safe from elimination for the week. Should be fun, all I can say." Zelda said in a confident and happy tone and mood to the camera.

Backyard:

Noon Time:

Day 1:

It is around noontime for Day 1 for our Survivors. During around this time, Dr. Mario finally arrives to the group bringing out the Immunity Idol in his hands and leading all 35 of them outside for there first immunity game. The survivors find the weather very cold and snowy with light snow and sleet pouring down on the mansion.