Yo guys, Geo and Red here, and welcome back to Loud House '23! This time around we have part 2 of Collision College and at the very end something BIG is teased for the future and sets the ground work for both seasons 2 and 3! Because, yes. we are indeed in talks of prepping season 3. So with that out of the way here's more LH23!

The Louds were making their way through a crowd of students and making their way to the VIP seats near the front row that Lisa had set them up with.

"I can't believe our little girl managed to get a job that pays hundreds of times more than us!"

"I know! It's hard to believe she's only five!"

While their parents bickered amongst themselves, the 8 other sisters took their seats…with Luan making it a point to sit on the complete opposite end of where Luna was sitting.

"She's really serious about that whole 'cold shoulder' thing, isn't she?" Lana said to Lola as they both sat side by side.

"Yeah, seriously, I don't get her issue? So what if Lincoln's gone a bit nuts." Lola said with a shrug, unaware of Lynn scowling at her.

"Lola, don't you remember what Luna said about him? She basically said she wished he wasn't born." Lana said with a frown as the lights dimmed and they all saw Professor Von Slopsink walking on stage.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Velcome to the annual Scientific advancements Contest!" he said as a weak fanfare played and a few bits of confetti were shot out as he cleared his throat.

Now zhen…allow me to introduze our firzt conteztant! Doctor Thomas Light!" He announced as Dr. Light walked onto the stage while wheeling something covered by a massive tarp next to him.

"Ladies and gentlemen, in this day and age, the elderly, and in some unfortunate cases the younger generations, are finding it harder and harder to do the things they need to do day in and day out wouldn't it be easier if they had help 24/7? Allow me to introduce you all to my latest inventions!" He exclaimed as he pulled the tarp off the wheeled platform, revealing a set of 3 children, one of whom was a boy who had metallic blue legs, another was a girl in a very bright red dress with a slick metallic forearm, and the third was a teenager with tired looking bags under his eyes wearing a purple T-shirt and dark green short with blackish purple legs and…wearing in a hot pink bathrobe. "What the?!" Light exclaimed as everyone in the audience snickered at the sight of the robe.

"Hehe, how did that get there?" He said uneasily, trying to play it off as he tossed the robe aside.

Dr. Light then cleared his throat. "Allow me to introduce my children and the future of robotic assistance. Rock, Roll…and Bass!" He said as Bass flinched. "...Bass, doctor. my name is Bass(Pronounced Base)!" He spoke as Dr. Light gave another uneasy chuckle. "Right my apologies..Bass!"

"…Oi vey…"

Under the stage, Dr. Wily and Mandark were busy setting up a few more preparations of their own.

"Is it ready yet?" Mandark asked as Wily typed away at his laptop pulling up numerous files of the contestants. "Ahhh! Here we are! Light's project, as well as the projects of the others!" He smirked as Mandark looked on the screen and saw that Dr. Wakeman had a project labeled: XJ-9 and Professor Utonium's project was for a new substance he labeled 'Chemical: X'.

"This Chemical: X that Utonium has looks promising."

"I'll take it along with whatever Dexter's making!" Mandark said as he scowled at Dexter's project, which resembled a pink atom with white rings and yellow neutrons floating around it, while Dr. Wily pressed a few keys on his laptop. "We're in. Get in place, Mandark, it's showtime!" Wily said as Mandark gave a nod.

"Anywho…" Dr. Light said. "These three, as well as many others, have been created to help those in need in ways normal people are unable too" he explained as the audience was intrigued at what he was saying all while he showed off screenshots of various robots helping people.

'Well done, Thomas.' Lisa thought with a smirk as the girl stepped forward and gave a small bow.

"My name is Roll. I was created to be the perfect and ultimate housekeeper!" She said, turning her metallic hand into a vacuum as Rock stepped up next. "My name is Rock. I was created to be the ultimate friend and babysitter for young children." He smiled before stepping back and allowing the teenager to step up. "My name is Bass, and I was created to be…the…ultimate…retail worker…" He spoke in a disgruntled tone as people either chuckled or showed him pity, making his eye twitch in annoyance.

"My company hopes to produce several thousand just like them within the next year." Dr Light said as he ended his presentation as the crowd began to clap…..

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

…at least until Bass dropped to his knees screaming.

"Bass?! What's wrong!?" Rock exclaimed as he bent down to try and help his brother up, only for Bass to push him away with enough force to send him flying across the stage.

"Rock!" Roll screamed as Bass grabbed her by the throat and threw her into the wall when the massive screen behind Dr. Light started to flash red and a massive Skull with a W on its forehead appeared.

All while Bass grabbed Dr Light and restrained him.

"Bass what's gotten into you!?" he exclaimed as a familiar voice ran out throught out the theater.

"Well Well Well! It would seem like Thomas' little 'inventions' have malfunctioned. How sad!"

"Albert?" Lisa muttered with wide eyes, recognizing him by the thick German accent that played on the speakers.

"Everyone exit, stage left!" Slopsink shouted as the crowd tried to run away, only for the emergency shutters to slam down and lock everyone inside.

"Oh no you don't! All of you plebs are staying right here!" Lisa tensed up as she heard Mandark laugh over the intercom. 'Susan!' She thought with a growl.

"Mommy, daddy! I'm scared!" Lola said as Lynn Sr. picked her up. "It's okay, sweetie, we'll be…okay…I hope." He said as Lisa pressed a small button on her glasses and started to scan the area.

'Let's see, there are several vents leading out of the room, but they are all too small to get into…not to mention the security camera, which is most likely how they can see and hear us…the only logical method of escape is destruction of school property.'

"...Lucy? Lynn? I require your assistance." She told her sisters quietly, prompting both of them to look down at her.

Lincoln was making his way to the Hospital's cafeteria to get something to eat for him and Leni, while still constantly rubbing his eyes. "She believes me…but why did that have to cost her legs?" He muttered sadly to himself as he walked by the lobby…and noticed Sam playing guitar for the kids alongside another teen with a gap in his front teeth that had brown hair, blue eyes, jeans and an off-white t-shirt with both a red stripe and green stripe going around it on top of a long sleeve shirt.

"Sam?" Lincoln spoke as she noticed him. "Oh! Hey Linc! Why're you here?"

"My…My sister was at the mall…they had to amputate her legs…"

"Oh My God!" Sam gasped. "I'm so sorry!"

"It's fine…Leni's trying not t-"

"It was LENI?!" Sam exclaimed in shock as the boy with her placed a hand on her shoulder to calm her down.

"So…who's this? Your cousin…or a new bandmate?" Lincoln asked.

"Oh! Lincoln, this is Cody, my boyfriend!"

"Oh, co…wait BOYFRIEND?!" He exclaimed in absolute shock.

"...Yeah, why?"

"..I uhhhh…I thought you were…you know…gay?"

"Oh, for the love of…why does everyone I tell think that?! Just because I dye my hair blue and wear guys' clothes DOESN'T MEAN I'M INTO GIRLS!" Sam exclaimed, sounding very much annoyed.

"You, uhhhhh… gonna be okay babe?" Cody spoke.

"I'm fine! I'm fine…just…gotta breathe…"

"…"

"…"

"Anyway! Leni got hurt at the mall?" Sam asked as Lincoln gave a nod. "Yeah some jackhole set the place on fire and she got caught in it, but she was saved, thankfully."

"I'm sorry about that…and about that little outburst…" She said, embarrassed by herself. "Is…is that something that happens a lot?"

"Well, when even your parents start to think it, it gets to be a bit much."

"…Ok then…anyway…how did you two meet?"

"Oh, Cody was on this 'reality' show in Canada and was hitting on my cousin, Gwen, who gave me his number since she realized he was…well he's kind of my type. What can I say? I like the nerdy ones." She chuckled, making him blush. "So how's your brother doing?""

"…What're you talking about? Sam, I don't have a brother. Believe me, I WISH I had a brother." Lincoln said as he was currently unaware of the massive glowing word FORESHADOWING that quickly blipped above his head.

"Uhhhh, yeah you do…your brother's that femboy in our band…Luna?" She said, tilting her head in confusion. "…Sam…She's…not a femboy. Luna's just a tomboy."

'A bitchy tomboy, but a tomboy nonetheless.'

"...oh…my God…" Sam spoke, covering her now pure red face in embarrassment.

At this point, Lincoln was completely flabbergasted. "Sam, I thought you two met in gym class…didn't you both have to change in the locker room? How did you not know she was a girl?!"

"Well, with how self conscious she was….I uhhh well…..didn't really see much…"

"…*Giggle*…"

"Don't snicker at me!" Sam yelled in embarrassment.

"I'm not laughing at you…I'm laughing at Luna!" Lincoln said, no longer able to hold in his laughter. "I guess living with our sisters really did a number on her self esteem!" He chuckled as Sam blushed, making Cody snicker.

"Dude seriously? She thought your sister was a guy?" He laughed as Sam punched his shoulder. "It was a simple mistake, Cody!"

"Sam, I think it stops being simple when you know her for over a year."

"…*Snicker*…"

"Don't join in with him!" Sam whined as her boyfriend tried and failed to stifle his laughter too.

"...I should apologize to her…" Sam groaned as Lincoln wiped his eyes. "Yeah….maybe wait till she…calms down…"

"Calms down?"

"Yeah…that whole thing combined with how the whole town is treating us like pariahs…yeeaaah…probably gonna take a long while." He said uneasily as Cody raised an eyebrow.

"Wait? What why's that?" He asked. "Yeah, no. If I told you you probably won't believe me." Lincoln said as Cody chuckled.

"Dude, one of my friends turned into a feral weirdo and another one of my friends is engaged to a 10 ft. kaiju fashioned model, try me!" He said, putting on a tough face.

"Ok…ok…a psychotic scientist disguised himself as a candy maker to fill everyone with mind controlling sweets, turned everyone in this town against me and my family after I tried exposing him, burnt a mall down and killed over 20 people because my sisters were inside, caused my second oldest sister to be hospitalized and amputated, and possibly engaged in an intergalactic drug deal with aliens with disembodied floating heads." Lincoln said all in one breath.

"...Wow… and here I thought the shit Chris put us through on Total Drama was batshit insane!"

"Told you." Lincoln said as Sam was gobsmacked. "Damn Linc, I never knew you went through all that." Sam spoke. "Well, at this point it feels like everyone either refuses to believe it, or is too stupid and ignorant to believe it. Seriously, the amount of people who I know believe me I can literally count on one hand." Lincoln sighed as Sam placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Don't worry little buddy, we believe you! And if you need some backup lets us know, right Cody?" She said as Cody pulled out a piece of paper and wrote down his phone number. "Yeah! Here it's my number. If you need some help, let us know!" He said, just as an ominous bolt of thunder tore through the sky.

"Uh oh, looks like rain! Better get home before it pours!" Lincoln said. "We'll give you a ride home, Linc c'mon!" Sam spoke as she and Cody led Lincoln outside.

Lisa, Lynn and Lucy were huddled together among the crowd of panicking guests, temporarily hidden from the camera's view. "Okay you two know the plan?" Lisa said as her sisters both gave a nod. "Yeah! Let's smash these nerds!" Lynn said, cracking her knuckles.

"Alright, Lynn, let's go." Lucy said as Lynn quickly stood up and made a beeline for the stage.

"HEY MAN-DORK! IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A SCIENCE PROJECT!?" Lynn taunted as Mandark growled. "Hey! This plan we made is awesome! And how dare you mock me!?" He shouted over the intercom speakers angrily.

"Oh, I'm gonna mock you, Drippyhead!" Lynn taunted as she grabbed a random person's glasses and started doing a nasally, high pitch impression of him.

"Oh, I'm Mandark and I compensate for having a ballgina by being smart!" She mocked as a few people (Dr. Wily included) started snickering.

"Ballg-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Mandark yelled as Lucy snuck her way under the stage and stole the access card that was in Mandark's back pocket.

'Gotcha!' She thought as she quickly and quietly crawled her way back out under everyone's legs and crouched next to Lisa. "Here." She whispered, passing the card to Lisa as Lynn kept going.

"Thank you." Lisa said as she made her way to the door and slowly slid the card into the reader which unlocked the door, allowing Lisa to quickly make her way out of the theater before running at full speed down the hall.

"Now to find a way to stop those two!" She said, panting heavily as she ran as fast as her tiny legs could go

Sam and Cody had dropped Lincoln off back at Dib and Gaz's house at the young boys request. 'I wonder if they really believe me, or were just trying to make me feel better about Leni.' He thought with a frown as he walked up to the front door and gave a heavy knock, prompting Dib to open it for him. "Back already?" The big headed boy asked.

"Yeah… I am." Lincoln said as he walked in and sat down and sighed. "Leni's doing okay…..I just….I just wish she didn't blame herself." he said. "Wait, what the heck do mean 'blame herself'?" Dib asked.

"...Leni told me she saw Pester when the mall burned down and ...now she thinks losing her legs is a punishment for not believing me." He spoke sadly as he sat on the couch.

"Don't worry Lincoln, I'm sure you'll find a way to make her feel better." Dib spoke…..as Gaz walked into the living room dripping wet and wearing only a towel and holding her phone.

"Yo Dib, I'm ordering a pizza, watcha want on it?" she spoke with zero shame as she took notice of Lincoln's blushing face.

"Knowing you, you're just gonna put pineapple on it regardless of what I say…also PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, WE STILL HAVE A GUEST!" He exclaimed while covering the white haired boy's eyes.

"Oh please, Dib, Snow White here just knows a sexy piece of ass when he sees one." She said, rolling her eyes as Dib gagged.

"GAZ!" He yelled in embarrassment, his hands unknowingly shifting just enough for Lincoln to see again. "Alright alright, just quit whining, bitch boy." She said, stomping on Dib's foot which caused him to let go of Lincoln's eyes entirely as Gaz turned around and quickly flipped up the back of her towel, allowing him to quickly see her small smooth butt.

"YOW!" Dib exclaimed in pain while holding his now sore foot when he noticed a dark splotch on his pant leg. Looking up, he saw what his sister had done…and how Lincoln's nose was gushing blood, his face was completely red and his eyes were practically seeing stars.

"GAZ!" Dib shouted as she gave a chuckle and walked off with a teasing sway in her hips.

"...Dib?...would it be possible for me to sl-"

"Don't even think about it!" Dib shouted, immediately following the boys train of thought before Lincoln fell face first into the table, his nose gushing more blood. 'So…this is what it's like for Clyde with Lori...wait did she just call me….Snow White?' Lincoln thought as he quicly pulled out his phone and looked at what the text message said. 'wait…THE ROBOT WAS SENT BY HER!?' He thought as his brain finally finished processing what he just saw, allowing him to realize Dib was frantically shaking him back to reality.

"LINCOLN, BUDDY! SPEAK TO ME!"

"…She sent that robot…"

"What?" Lincoln brushed Dib's arms off his shoulders and wiped his nose. "Gaz…she sent that robot…" Lincoln said, confusing Dib.

"Wait, Gaz?...dude, are you serious? She's just a little girl."

"A little girl who's strong enough to rip out a tree by the roots… 'and possibly wants to jump my bones' …and whose brother accidentally murdered thousands of people, created super roaches and tried to fend off aliens with detached heads."

"Seriously! It was an accident! How was I supposed to know that pancake mix and rocket fuel would cause an explosion equal to that of a hydrogen bomb!?" Dib exclaimed while burying his face into his hands.

"Either way, Gaz was the one who sent that robot…only questions are where is it and why she did it?" Lincoln said as Dib shrugged. "Who knows…sure my sister is….scary… like REALLY scary, but she loves me…in her own way…I think." Dib chuckled, nervously rubbing the back of his head.

"…Dude, if you don't know if your own flesh and blood sister loves you, maybe that's a sign you need family therapy of some sort."

"Oh, we already tried that…the, uh…the therapist jumped out the window…" DIb spoke, embarrassed.

Special delivery from Fish Stew Pizza! My name is Steven, your delivery boy! And as a special surprise for ordering our one millionth pizza, I'm required to sing a song!" He said as he handed Dib the pizza.

"You, you really don't have to si-"

"All I wanna do is see you turn into a giant woman! A giant woman!" He sang, pulling a ukulele out of nowhere as Dib facepalmed all while Lincoln decided to go and find Gaz.

Lisa was running through the hallway trying to find a door that wasn't locked.

"If I can just find a lab, I can make something to stop those two!" she said…until she heard an odd noise…the sound of several fists banging on a nearby closet door.

"...odd…" She muttered as she walked over and knocked on it. "Hello?" She called out as she tried to open the door. "Hmmmmm locked." She muttered as she looked up, only to see Utonium's face squished against the window of the door.

"Professor Utonium!" Lisa exclaimed as she tried to use the keycard to unlock the door, only for it to fail. "Blasted thing! What're you doing in there?!" She questioned as Utonium slowly peeled his face off the glass. "It was Mandark! He had this machine with him and used it to throw us in here, literally!"

"Wait, 'us'?" Lisa questioned as he gave a nod.

"Dexter, Noreen and I are all stuck inside of here, Lisa, you need to get us out of here!"

"I couldn't! The card reader won't register!"

"This door hasn't been connected to the reader yet, you need to find the physical key!"

"Lift me up!"

Utonium looked down and vanished for a brief second before rising back up, holding Dexter up to the glass. "Elizabeth, I last remember seeing the facility keys in the room on the sixth floor we all met up in earlier today, though I do not remember exactly where in the room as I was late to arrive, but they are most likely still there!" Dexter exclaimed.

"All of you have nothing to worry about, I'll retrieve those keys!" Lisa said as she quickly ran off.

"…She knows the stairwell was the other way, right?"

"Give it a minute." Dr. Wakeman said off screen as Lisa reappeared and ran in the opposite direction. "You didn't see that!" She quickly called out.

Lisa had made her way back to the meeting room she and the others had met up in after running up several flights of stairs. "Damn these accursed tiny legs! Puberty cannot arrive any faster!" She panted angrily as she entered the room and looked around for the keys. "Hmmm now, if I were a set of keys, were would I be?" Lisa mused as she then heard a yawn.

"Man! How long was I asleep for? I hope I didn't miss the contest again!" A loud, scratchy Druselsteinian voice said as she saw a man with a mop of brown hair rise from a recliner and stretch, his back popping loudly several times before he hunched over.

"Doctor! Heinz!" Lisa exclaimed as he looked down. "Oh hello Lisa!...where is everyone?" he asked as Lisa pinched the bridge of her nose and explained everything.

"What!? You mean to tell me….that jerky kid with the big head is named Susan!? And he's not a crocodile!?" He exclaimed in pure shock.

"...Yes…anyway you think you can assist me in stopping Wily and Mandark before things get worse?"

"Of course I can, hands down, and I can use my newest invention to do so!" he said, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a medium sized raygun with a pillow sticker on the side of it.. "BEHOLD MY SLEEP-INATOR RAY 45.99!" He declared loudly and somewhat maniacally as dramatic music played, seemingly out of nowhere.

"...What does it do?"

"Simple! One zap and it'll make anyone fall asleep!...hey look, a key!" He said, bending over and picking up the key Lisa needed to find. "Why was it under your chair?"

"I…I don't know." Doof said with a shrug. "Either way here, now let's go and stop those two!"

"They shut down the elevator, so TO THE STAIRS!" Lisa exclaimed as Doof picked her up and started running to the door when they heard a strange sound, a sort of metallic hum. "Crap! They must've realized the auditorium door was unlocked!" Lisa exclaimed as the vents on the ceiling burst open and small robots covered in yellow hardhats flooded out armed with pick axes on their heads.

"What the heck are these, toys?!"

"I think Dr. Light was mass producing these for mining operations!" Lisa said as one threw a pickaxe at them, lodging it in the wall behind them as Doof just barely sidestepped it.

"Whoa!"

"Either they've been enhanced by Dr. Wily, or Dr. Light made them too strong. Either way, RUN!" Lisa shouted as Doof took off running with the small girl under his arm like a football as the whore of small robots chased after them throwing pickaxes.

Lisa and Doof ran for their lives and soon saw the doorway leading to the stairwell. "We're almost there! Just a few more seconds!" Lisa exclaimed as another pickaxe flew past them. "I think we need to have a word with Tom about his production of robots!" Doof panted tiredly as he wiped his brow. "Hmmm, Heiz, if we catch one of those robots we can use it to bust down the doors to free others possibly trapped in the building."

"I don't think they're gonna give us a chance!" Doof said as he threw his shoulder against the stairwell door, throwing it open as he and Lisa hid behind it, completely obscured in the corner as they saw the robots start coming in…and immediately start tumbling down the stairs, many of them breaking either from the repeated falling or being impaled by a pickaxe during their fall. "…Well thank goodness for whoever installed this door to open towards the stairs." Lisa sighed as she picked up a nearby pickaxe. "Heinz, take the key and get the others free! I'll distract those robots!" Lisa said, handing him back the key.

"Alright! You just leave this to me!" Doof said as they pushed the door back closed. "They're locked in a storage room somewhere on the second floor, Wily and Mandark are down in the auditorium, hopefully they haven't decided to make examples out of their hostages." She said under her breath as he handed her his Sleep-INATOR.

"Here take my Sleep-inator! You never know when it'l come in handy!" he smiled before slowly maneuvering around the now broken robots.

Lincoln made his way upstairs in the membrane household and saw a door with a sign hanging on it.

[Gaz's room]

[Enter at your risk]

Lincoln could hear the sounds of loud music on the other side of the door and breathed a sigh and knocked on the door and after about 30 seconds, he heard the music turning down and saw the door opening.

"What's up, dude?" Gaz spoke wearing a slightly oversized purple T shirt and pink panties, the sight of which made him blush.

"Uhhhhhhh….Gaz…..so….that robot and that message….why'd you send it?" Lincoln asked as he saw her walking over to him with a raised eyebrow and a small smirk. "So you're not as dumb as my brother." She said while walking back into her room over to a nearby treadmill and stretching her leg, prompting Lincoln to look away in embarrassment. 'Don't look, Lincoln, you are NOT a pervert!' He told himself mentally. "To answer your question as to why I sent that robot, it's simple….I didn't want to see you and him get killed." She said simply as she dropped her leg and sauntered over to him. "Get the picture?" She asked as the neck hole of his shirt slowly slid down her shoulder, making his blush deeper.

"Uhhhhhh… I should go…" He stammered as she quickly closed the door. "What's the rush?" She asked, her normally monotone-like voice bearing a teasing edge to it as she sauntered closer to him, prompting him to back up until he was up against the wall with only a foot of space between him and Gaz as she placed an arm on either side of his head, preventing him from moving to the side as she smirked and slowly closed the gap, roughly pressing her lips against the white haired boys as she slowly unzipped his pants and began to slowly rub his dick.

"Heh not bad, Snow White." She smirked while giving him a small squeeze, making him freeze up as his brain went into overdrive trying to process what the actual fuck was happening right now.

'Okay, calm down, Loud, you're probably about to lose your V card to a cute yet terrifying emo girl you've known for two days, so calm the fuck down!' Lincoln thought as he saw Gaz get on her knees and…

French Narrator: One Erotic Ao3 Exclusive Scene Later

"…we'll work on that." She chuckled as she wiped her mouth and stood up. "Ok…..time for me to go…" He said as she grabbed him by his shirt. "I don't think so!" She exclaimed as she pulled him onto her bed, his shirt, pants, underwear and shoes flying across the room, along with her shirt and panties.

"Alright, Loud, you can do this." Lisa said to herself as she stood in front of the auditorium doors, a pickaxe in one hand and the Sleep-INATOR in the other.

Raising her foot, Lisa kicked down the door.

"ALRIGHT WILY, HANDS UP!" She shouted….as she saw Doofenshmirtz was standing on top of a pile of robots and a tied up Wily and Mandark.

"Hey everyone! Lisa's here!" He shouted as they all cheered happily. "How…How the heck did you get here before me?!" She said in absolute disbelief. "And where are the other doctors?"

"Oh that's simple!" He said, creating a ripple dissolve….

"Uhhhh Lisa, he does know we can't see that right?" Lynn Sr. asked, referring to the flashback Doof was having. "And that's how I swooped in to save the day!" He smiled. "…anyways…where are the other doctors?" Lisa asked.

."Oh right! I nearly forgot to free them!" He chuckled as he quickly ran out of the auditorium, but not before turning around and explaining everything.

"So yeah all of this was Lisa's plan! She told me the plan to stop these two while she freed the others so you all have her to thank!" Heinz announced to the crowd, who then started clapping for her making Lisa blush.

"Yeah!"

"Alright!"

"That's my sister right there!" Lana shouted happily as they all stood up and gave Lisa a standing ovation all the while Dr. Light was untied by Rock and Roll, the former looking over to the third robot currently lying on the ground with his legs crossed and his arm hanging behind his back.

"LISA! LISA! LISA!" The crowd cheered happily as the doors to the auditorium were flung open and Dexter and the others, along with Professor Slopsink all walked up onto the stage. "Zhank you, young lady!" Slopsink said with a bow to the small child as he took the microphone and tapped on it.

"Everyone, I zink ve can alree on who zhould be zhis yearz vinner?" He said as the crowd cheered louder for Lisa. "Dezxter, if you vould?" He spoke to the smaller boy genius who pulled a remote out of his pocket and pressed a button, causing a small hole to open in the middle of the stage and a huge trophy to slowly rise up from the ground. "I believe this years trophy is yours." The ginger scientist said with respect in his voice as he kissed Lisa's hand…something Lori managed to take a picture of.

"Oh my!" Lisa spoke, blushing harder as Slopsink turned to Mandark and Wily.

"Az for you two? You are both fired!" He yelled, making their ears ring. "Ze polize are currently on zeir vay." He spoke, crossing his arms as he glared at Wily and Mandark.

"Oh please, the cops can't catch me!" Wily exclaimed as he lifted his foot, showing a red button in the heel, and slammed his foot down on it as a loud VERY VERY annoying whirring noise was heard as the back wall was crashed down as a massive blue UFO was shown floating inside as a huge mechanical hand grabbed both Wily and Mandark, the latter of which was only because they were tied together.

"WILY-CAPSULE, AWAY!" He screamed as it pulled them inside and closed itself up, letting out a series of ear bleeding sounds, disorienting everybody as it flew away.

"...huh…..well that just happened." Dr. Wakeman spoke, uncovering her ears which were still ringing from that awful sound.

*4 Hours later*

The Louds were getting ready to go home as Lynn and Luan were placing Lisa's massive trophy in the cargo hold of Vanzilla.

"Al….most got it!"

"I'm telling you…it's too…frickin'…big!"

"As long as you…believe…it'll fit!"

"Nggh! That's…what…she said!" Lynn said with a grin.

While this was going on Lisa was talking with professor Slopsink as well as three other people.

"LIza allow me to introduze to you our new teacherz! Zusan und Mary Tezt! Zhey are former ztudentz from my time in univerzity!" He said proudly as he jestured to two teenagers. The first one was taller and thinner than her sister by a few inches and had thin lips, pale skin and long, bright red hair that was brushed completely straight and had a star shaped hair clip on the side of her head. She wore the standard labcoat of any self respecting scientist, thick black square shaped glasses, a blue shirt with a matching star emblem on the chest, a black skirt, knee high socks and black dress shoes. Her sister was a bit shorter but a bit more filled out in certain 'areas', had more full lips and a deep tan. Her hair was more a darker crimson compared to her sisters neon red, and was more stylized, with the back being pulled into a long wavy ponytail held by a crescent shaped hair clip. She wore a labcoat, much like her sister, and wore a shirt with an emblem on the chest, albeit hers was yellow with a moon emblem. Her glasses were thinner and crescent-shaped, and instead of a skirt and dress shoes, she opted to wear boys jeans and green converse shows instead.

"A pleasure to meet you both!" Lisa smiled, shaking their hands. "Likewise, Miss Lisa, we're happy to be here!" Mary smiled sweetly.

Lisa then turned to the taller man with short length black hair wearing a white suit with a red tie and yellow undershirt.

"Und this iz former talk show hozt and currently vorld class scientist; Mizter Thaddeus bach!" Slopsink spoke as the taller man had to crouch and shake Lisa's hand. "Well hello there, young lady." He said in an unintentionally seductive, deep, masculine voice with a friendly smile.

"It's a pleasure, Mr. Bach." She said as she heard the horn honk for Vanzilla. "Lisa c'mon! Mom and dad are treating us to Nasty Burger!" Lana shouted. "I'll be there in a minute!" She called out. "Apologies. But I must take my leave." Lisa said, giving a short bow and rushing over to her family's van.

Lincoln's hair was messy, his face was covered in dark purple lipstick kiss marks and he zipped his pants back up as he made his way downstairs…...only to see Dib now singing with the pizza delivery guy who was jamming out on a ukulele.

"STROOOONG IN THE REAL WAY!" Dib sang as Lincoln gave a confused look. "STRONG IN…the…..reaaaal….way…" He said as he and Steven both stared at Lincoln.

"Oops! Hehehehe I…uhhhhh guess we got lost in the groove." Steven chuckled embarrassed while Dib stared at Lincoln with wide eyes. "I…I should just…go…" Steven said as he handed Dib the pizza box as well as three other boxes of pizza. "Yeah, given I was here for longer than 30 minutes, take these next few pies for free….soooo see ya!" He said, sensing the awkward tension in the air while closing the door behind him.

"...Lincoln?...did you fuck my sister?" Dib asked with an annoyed eye twitch.

"Dib….did you know the camera in the corner of the living room caught everything you two did and Gaz can upload it all to the internet any time she wants?" Lincoln spoke after a while with an overly cocky smirk.

"...Let's never speak of this again."

"Never speak of what again?"

"Exactly." Dib said with a nod.

"I think I need to lie down for a while. I…can't really feel my legs that well…" Lincoln said with a hefty sigh

Professor Pester was shown walking towards a bookshelf in his office with his Ruffians by his side.

"Ruffians! The time has come to check up on Project T.U.F.F!" He exclaimed as he pulled out a book, which opened a secret door which led to massive dark room Pester took a step into the darkness as a path of lights began to appear with each step as he made his way downward into a massive underground facility and passed numerous containment cages filled with what looked like people…at a glance.

Pester had nothing but a look of cold indifference towards all of them as most backed away in fear of him while others just glared in hatred.

The first that he passed by was a rather skinny man with long, thick, matted black-grey hair and a beard in just as bad condition, wearing the remnants of a suit, and with a bulky copper/golden machine replacing his right forearm.

"Well now, Van Kleiss…what did we learn from the other day?" Pester smirked as the man gave a frown and refused to answer as Pester scowled. "I said what did we learn from the other day!?" Pester yelled pulling a lever which caused the cage he was in to violently electrocute him, making him scream in pain as the others in each of the cages all flinched and backed away in fear.

"...al…ways…..follow….orders!" He growled in agony.

"Good boy!...now then, next time I tell you to make sure the police aren't suspicious of me…do it!" Pester spoke as he walked past the next containment cage.

The second one was a rather short pale Asian girl who, despite being at least 15, was only 4'07". Her hair was black and stringy, obscuring her eyes as she struggled to break free from the chains latched to her arms and covering her hands, of which she had four, with her primary pair being much larger in the forearm area, while moths slowly ate away at her tattered schoolgirl uniform.

Pester pulled another lever, allowing the girl to fall to the floor and pushed a button which made a bowl of oatmeal fall in front of her. The girl gasped and crawled over and began to shovel the food into her mouth with the only hand she was allowed to have free..

The third was just about the opposite of the second girl, nearly 6 feet tall and with an unnaturally natural tan complexion despite her living conditions. Her white hair, unlike the others, was completely clean and well maintained, kept completely out of her bright pink eyes, and her clothes, consisting of a large thick nightgown, were in completely perfect condition. Even her cell was in far better conditions than the others, with a carpet and a neatly made bed, it even had a small TV on a dresser and a shutter on the other side of the bars to block out sound from the outside.

As Pester walked past her, he gave a rather genuine smile and waved to her, smiling even more as she waved back.

The fourth that he passed, instead of a regular cell, was a massive aquarium filled with salt water with a singular figure inside, chained to the floor of the tank. She was completely nude, and had an extremely feminine figure, the majority of her smooth-looking skin was a bright red, with the front of her body, her face, and inner thighs being a stark white. Her hands and feet were webbed and clawed, and her head had a massive tail that grew out from the back of it. She flinched when she saw Pester and the Ruffian's walk back, worried that she would be electrocuted next, but she gave a sigh of relief when he simply passed her.

Pester continued his walked as he came across a massive containment cage and inside was a boy who looked to be in his mid teens with long blonde hair and piercing yellow eyes with soulless black pupils ripping into a hunk of rotting bloody meat with shark like teeth as he snarled and devoured the food.

"Hey! Stop all that noise and eat like you have some manners!" Pester chastised as the boy turned to him with a growl his body, although skinny and frail like, was a stark contrast to his brute strength as the deep gashes along the metal walls would show the boy stood up his exposed ribcage actually a massive set of gills let out a frustrated breath as he clenched his clawed hands in rage at the man in his sights.

"Now now, young Viral….there's no need for attitude. I wouldn't want to have to get the duct tape again, now would I?" Pester smirked as the now named VIral flinched and looked away with annoyance making Pester smirk.

"That's a good boy. Now, be sure to eat your food quietly or else!" The cruel doctor spoke as he kept walking and passed another containment cage and inside was a smaller, younger boy, no older than eight, with ash colored hair wearing a dark blue shirt and khaki shorts, his eyes fully whited out as he sat huddled in a corner fearing for his life.

"So…how is my little decayer today?" Pester spoke as the boy said nothing. "Awwww, no speaking, huh? Very well then…no dinner for you for the next three weeks. Maybe a little starvation will teach you better than to disrespect me!" He said as he and the Ruffians walked off, leaving the boy alone as he began to cry and grip his shirt as it started to briefly flake off.

The last containment cage contained what looked to be a grown that was nine feet taller then Pester himself as he was punching a training dummy covered in claw marks.

"Well well well…I see you're getting in some exercise." Pester smirked as the man-like figure turned to him and stared at him with sharp yellow eyes and hellfire red pupils. "One must keep their strength up after all..Master." He spoke in a deep voice as Pester smirked. "Indeed keep up the good work and you'll be prompted to be my bodyguard." Pester said with a cruel, yet proud grin.

Pester continued his walk until he came across a wide open space filled with numerous large vats and he saw a black man with a high top fade wearing a labcoat, a business suit and thin glasses typing away at a computer.

"Bibster my old friend!" Pester exclaimed, prompting him to ball his hand into a fist.

"It's…Baxter…" He said through gritted teeth before taking in a deep breath and turning to the masked man.

"Right, what did I say? Whatever so….how is our little project?" Pester asked as he watched a massive blob in a tube. "It's almost ready, I just need the D.N.A. from a great pyrenees as well as a pitbull terrier!" Baxter exclaimed as Pester noticed the D.N.A. list of every dog species on earth…as well as one other thing.

"Uhhhh Buster?...what is..THAT?" Pester asked, pointing to the one red square amongst the sea of green ones.

"One: it's…Baxter! And two…yeah goat DNA…it stabilizes the mixture…I honestly don't know why." He admitted in embarrassment.

Before Pester could ask any more, a loud alarm siren went off as he and Baxter looked at the screen and saw that one of the containment cages was opened and a lone woman was seen running down the halls.

"Ugh, seriously? Another escapee?" Pester sighed as he pulled out a remote that had a speaker in it, and pressed another button, slowly opening a singular cell and simultaneously closing the shutter on the silver haired girls 'cell'. "Tai Lung? Be a sport and hunt down that woman, and bring her to us, would you?" He spoke to the man from earlier, who stepped into the light as the door to his cage fully opened revealing a massive snow leopard in baggy brown pants.

"It would be my pleasure." He smirked as he cracked his knuckles and got on all fours before running through the building like a bullet, his nose guiding him to his target as he let out a loud prideful roar.

The woman from the footage was shown running for her life as she held something in her arms. 'Need to find the exit!' She thought as she gasped when Tai Lung jumped down in front of her, causing her to fall backwards onto the floor.

"Going somewhere?" He smirked as he grabbed her by the hair and painfully dragged her to Pester and Stockman.

"Here she is, as you requested." He said, throwing her down. "Excellent work, Tai Lung! You'll have free reign of the lab for the next 3 days as your reward." Pester spoke as the snow leopard gave a small bow. "A great honor." He said as Pester took more notice of the woman who had dark tan skin and tiger like stripes going up her arms and legs as well as the feline ear on top of her jet black hair and the striped tail on her backside and smirked.

"Now Now….Sienna…You really should know better." Pester said as he shook his head. "...You can't treat us like this! You monster! We deserve to be free!" She shouted as Pester ignored her and noticed the moving bundle in her arms. "Oh, what's this?" He said snapping his fingers as Tai Lung snatched the bundle and saw it was…a baby. "Master…she has a child!" He said as Pester shook his head. "Oh my, someone's had too much fun with their cagemate, I see…oh well, Tai Lung…toss it in with the others." Pester said as the snow leopard took the crying child and tossed it into a nearby vat as Pester forced Sienna to watch as her child slowly dissolved into a skeleton, and then nothingness.

"...no…you….you…." She said as flexed her hands pushing out razor thin claws. "YOU MONSTER!" She roared as she found herself getting knocked out by Tai Lung.

"Hmmmm now, what to do with her?" Baxter spoke as they all heard the sounds of more footsteps entering the room.

"Allow me to have her." A cold voice rang out as a woman with ghost white skin with black cracks all over her face and body, snow white hair tied up in a bun, deathly black eyes with blood red pupils wearing a lab coat and white heels and teal surgical gloves approached them.

"Doctor Salem! So nice of you to join us" Pester said as he gave Tai Lung a nod and he handed off Sienna to the woman.

"She will be perfect for my experiments." She spoke with a small, but very cold smile that sent shivers through everyone's spines.

Salem walked off with her new victim in tow as Tai Lung left Pester and Stockman alone. "Now then Boobstink!"

"BAXTER!"

"Let us commence phase 2 of our plan, shall we?" Pester smirked as Baxter typed away at his computer and pulled up a picture of a familiar looking Boston Terrier napping on the stairs of a very familiar looking house.

Geo: So…Nobody expected to see Salem from RWBY, huh?...yes, in this story, she's not the same Mommy Salami we all know and love, instead she's a cold hearted mad scientist who works for Pester…yes, you read that right, SHE WORKS FOR PESTER and not the other way around! And yes, the only reason the issue with Mandark and Wily was rushed was because we(Red: He means himself) couldn't think of a proper way to end it. So yeah, Doof saved the day! Now, I bet you're wondering why we did all this at the end with Pester, right? Well, it was to show despite bing goofy, he's the Main Villain for a reason! And I know what you're gonna say 'if Pester has access to Tai Lung, why doesn't he use him to go after Lincoln?' Easy; Pester is like Dr. Eggman, he'd rather make a show out of superiority before ending his enemies off, those he sees beneath him he'll get rid of instantly, after all I did tell you all that Pester was most similar to the Archie Version of Dr. Eggman in terms of personality, didn't I? So yeah, he's starting to show that side of himself off now! Anyways, next time, well you saw the episode list(Red: If you're on FFN) Lincoln Luan and Benny go the Jester festival! Oh ,before we go leave in the comments who you think each of Pester's victims ,we didn't namedrop are some of them seem familiar some not so much also try and guess who Thaddeus is.

Red: Also if you want to see the full scene with Lincoln and Gaz, you gotta go to Ao3.