Chapter 06

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TwinstarDragon: i got something SPECIAL planned for him AND all for one

Previously:

Elsewhere, osaka, underground

A man wearing a beak mask was using his quirk to disassemble what appears to be a little girl. However, unbeknownst to the man, he has earned the ire of two LITERAL gods.

If only he knew what was about to happen.

Now:

After the little girl was "reassembled", the ENTIRE bae shook.

"WHO THE HELL DARES INTERRUPT MY WORK?!" the beak-masked man yelled.

"BOSS," another man yelled.

"What is it?" the boss seethed, while the girl shook in fear.

"WE'RE BEING AT-ACK," was as far as he got, before a black tendril pierced him in the neck.

When the tendril slipped the body off, there was a man in a red suit, with a disproportionately large smile at its largest. In addition to his suit, he had a monocle with his left eye, had a microphone-cane thing, and he was humming a REALLY old song (anyone care to guess who he is? *smirk*).

"I simply MUST thank the one who called in the favor. I haven't gotten a fresh supply of sinners since i died, chuckle" the man said in an odd voice.

"Who ARE you? What are you DOING HERE?!" the man asked/demanded.

"It's rather simple, my dear boy," the man said. "I'm alastor, the radio demon, one of the overlords of hell itself, at your service," alastor introduced himself. "And YOU, kai chisaki, are ONE of the TWO souls that the boss REALLY wants. And the best part?" alastor said, with a REALLY creepy grin. His smile widened to stretch to be just under his eyes, his eyes turned into old timey radio dials, and his voice changed. (just imagine the part where alastor says "i would have done so, already". Those effects happen.) "i get to enjoy myself!" (just imagine the part where he deals with sir pentious in the pilot of hazbin hotel, and cenobite torture, and voodoo, *i have NO idea how the cenobite torture goes, since i haven't seen it, and i don't plan to. I'll just assume that it's the stuff of nightmares*).

20 minutes later

"ALASTOR!" a female voice called out.

"Hmm? Oh, hello there, princess." alastor said, as he grabbed kai's soul, and put into his pocket.

The woman came into view *canon appearance*.

The princess approached the girl. "Hey there sweetie, we're here to get you out," the princess noticed that she couldn't answer. So, she decided to introduce herself. "I'm charlotte, but you can call me charlie, almost everyone does," charlotte said with a kind smile. "Now, who are you, little one?" charlie asked the little girl.

"E-e-eri, miss charlie," the little girl, who turned out to be eri, said.

"Oh~, you are just SO PRECIOUS!" charlie squealed in joy, while giving eri a hug. "It's alright, eri. A nice man called for our help to get you out of here and to him, so he can give you to an actual loving family," charlie said.

"Princess charlie, you can take her to the client. I have one more stop to make, as per the orders of the boss," alastor said in a happy voice (hey, he was ALLOWED out of hell to torture and kill two people! Well, one left, but still). After saying his piece, alastor began to put the dead body, or rather, what's LEFT of it, into a special bag he had on his person.

"Alright. Before i get you to the nice man, i need to see the office of the bad man, and destroy his work, and ALL notes pertaining to it, per the request of the nice man," charlie said. After finding the office, it didn't even take her five minutes to find the notes AND the bullets. Deciding to be quick and efficient, she piled all of it together, left the room, and destroyed the room with hellfire. With a smile, charlie turned to eri, and said, "alright, let's get you to the nice man."

Eri nodded, then fell asleep in her arms.

With AFO

AFO was bored. He wish that SOMETHING would happen.

"Why, hello there, AFO," a voice called out from the shadows.

"Who's there?!" AFO called out.

"Simply put, i'm a messenger and executioner sent by the boss," alastor said.

AFO simply LAUGHED at that, as he thought that this guy was being funny.

"Are you DONE yet?" alastor asked in a polite, if slightly stressed tone.

AFO calmed down. "I am NOW. so, what's the message?"

"Here it is, verbatim: YOU HAVE AVOIDED ME FOR CENTURIES, ALL WHILE FOOLISHLY DREAMING FOR SOMETHING THAT'S NOT YOURS TO OBTAIN. THANKFULLY, I FINALLY HAVE A WAY TO CLAIM YOUR LIFE AND SOUL," AFO was worried about the way he put that bit. THANKS TO THE SUCCESSOR OF ALL MIGHT, WHO WAS KILLED RECENTLY," AFO was getting really worried, now. THE 9TH GAVE UP OFA, GIVING ME A LIKE TO YOUR SOUL! NOW AFO was scared. I HOPE THAT YOU ARE READY, BECAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOU!"

SIGNED,

SHINIGAMI

With the message given, alastor decided to do to AFO what he did to kai chisaki, just 5X WORSE. After he finished, alastor put what was left in the same bag that kai's remains were in. then, he grabbed the soul, and put in into his pocket, next to kai's soul.

"Welp, looks like my job is done. I did the job required, i got some food AND i managed to do some torture," alastor grinned. "I call this a good day. Now, i must meet up with the princess," alastor said.

With that, alastor went into his own shadow.

Five minutes later

Alastor and charlie met up in a pre-arranged meeting place. "Job done/job done?" the asked each other. "yes/ of course," they replied. With that, the each held out a hand, focused their power, and went to where the shinigami and tsukuyomi were waiting.

"Is it done?" shinigami asked.

"Yes, sir. Here are their souls," alastor said, before giving shinigami the souls of overhaul and AFO.

"Thank you, alastor. You may go home, now. I'm off to let hades have them for 500 years. After that, after he's done torturing them, shinigami SMIRKED, i'll let them hope for a new life, before giving them a FAR WORSE punishment then what they went through with hades. With that, the shinigami left.

"Here she is, sir," charlie said, before handing eri to tsukuyomi. Eri began to squirm. "Hey, hey, eri," charlie said in a soothing voice. Eri calmed down and looked at charlie. This is the nice man, he asked me to save you, so he could give you to a new, better family," charlie said, calming eri down.

"Thank you for the help, princess charlotte. After i wake up, i'll speak to heaven about the good deed you performed for me," tsukuyomi promised.

"EEEEEE, THANK YOU TSUKUYOMI!" charlie 'squeed'.

With that, charlie went home to her hotel, and back to her girlfriend.

After charlie left, tsukuyomi began to explain. He explained that the family that he had in mind is in another world, but is one of the PUREST souls he'd EVER met. He explained that she would lose her 'curse' as she put it. He promised that he'd heal her of her scars from the bad man, and revert her back to her proper size (hey, overhaul was essentially performing human alchemy on her, causing her to increase her size. Her proper size should be closer to kuusano from 'sekirei).

"So, will you go to a proper family that will love you like a family should?" tsukuyomi asked.

"Yes, please," eri said.

"Then, please, hold still for a bit," tsukuyomi said.

He began to heal her of her scars and returned her to her true height. After he did so, ha said "i will now bestow you a few gifts, eri." and so, he began with the gifts.

He gave her most of his remaining power, the abilities that the bratty 'goddess' gave izuku, and the song that izuku will play, to help her identify him.

"With that, everything is set, eri. Remember, when you meet him, remember to call me mr. moon, ok?" tsukuyomi asked.

"Ok," eri said.

And so, tsukuyomi sent her near where izuku was. "I hope that they will be happy together. Izuku and eri will need all the love they can get, after everything that they went through," tsukuyomi said.

With that, tsukuyomi went home, and was BARELY able to get into his bed, before he passed out.

AN: ALASTOR AND CHARLIE WILL MOST LIKELY NOT REAPPEAR IN THIS STORY