Video games are fun. Except when they don't work. Then they get boring and frustrating. So how about reading a book instead? Reading's always been good for your brain, kid! READ IT!

Just an eh day to be a Wah man.

[MONSTER!AU] The Jikininki, Wario, wakes up to find out two things. 1. He's dead and 2. Everyone has went their separate ways. Can he bring everyone back together?

Shortly after the events of "Notice her more, Wario!", Nintendo's lovable oaf takes it upon himself to write a letter to his orange-haired main squeeze. A jerk he might've been on occasions, but Mona knows deep down in her soul Wario would never hurt other people, let alone his own associates in the company... Especially dear Mona.

Penny and Dr. Crygor share a strong bond as grandfather and granddaughter, but that doesn't mean it can't be strained. One shots test the limits of their love for each other. Science, holidays and drama galore, the last few chapters make for some pretty heart wrenching lore. It's mostly just mundane family drama with familiar plots, but near the end, things get pretty dark.

Wario & 18-Volt decided to prank 9-Volt in a sneaky way! What will it be like? Enjoy! WarioWare Inc belongs to Nintendo.

When she is all alone, 5-Volt decides to have a little fun by taking off all of her clothes and being completely naked. She did a lot of risky things in the nude. 5-Volt was soon joined by her husband, and they walked around naked in public, had sex in public, etc. Also on AO3.

Kat tries to get Ana to take their training more seriously.

This is the story of how Diamond Software was born out of the ashes of WarioWare Inc. ...

Princess Peach has been kidnapped by Bowser. The Mario Brothers are nowhere. And the Koopa Kingdom is buying companies to establish a conglomerate. However, one figure (definitely NOT a hero) will stand up against Bowser and his kingdom to get back what's his. This is the story of... Wario and a few of his employees. Obviously not hero material, but its the most hope's got.

Penny attempts to go on a date with Ashley. Will she succeed in doing so? Or will she get caught and arrested

After a worries 5-volt survives her drunken husband's abuse, she fears he will break out of jail and hurt 9-volt. (5-volt will take her warioware gold appearance. Rated T)

Wario tries to revive communism with some other pals, however, two girls and their master sense danger from that idea, so they try and stop him and his pals. (18 / ShitFic)

Wario gets put in charge of Ashely so he has to go on a quest to stop the FBI. But, that's all the time we've got. Wario has got to get back to playing Animal Crossing on his Nintendo 3ds. (Bye Reggie)

"Do not get too close to our robot helpers. They are our tools, not our friends."

(A prequel to The worried 5-volt.) 5-volt has recently become a mother and tries to protect her son from her drunken husband.

Robots traditionally didn't have many thoughts on humans. Traditionally they were unable to have them,

One busy day at Mona Pizza, a really cool new customer shows up. But much to Mona's dismay, the jerk tries to skip out on paying for his meal! No way is she letting that happen, no matter how cool he is! One-shot! Some Mona X Wario. Read & review if you like!

This is my first request. I accept requests.

I'm back bitches!

Rumour has it that the two most famous companies of Diamond City, WarioWare, Inc. and Diamond Software, are about to fuse together to be a larger company soon. According to most of their employees, it's a reason to throw a grand party. However, Dr. Crygor and (especially) Wario have no idea what's going on at first.

In post-warioware Gold events, we learn a bit more about the mysterious girl known as Lulu. / One-shot / based on an au by my IG mutual.

Penny se encuentra enamorada y consigue una cita con aquel chico especial para ella. ¿Que tan normal puede ser una cita para una joven científica y un joven guerrero en la Ciudad Diamante?

Ashley wants to be a proper spellcaster, and what kind of self-respecting spellcaster doesn't try to commune with the unknown? Red, of course, thinks this is a bad idea...

Crygor is having trouble getting a baby Penny to sleep. Mike decides to step in. (Slight canon divergence maybe, because I'm not sure if Mike actually was around when Penny was a baby.)