This is a funny akatsuki story. They all live at their hideout house. Each duo has their own room/bedroom.

Sasori and Tobi are there at the same time.

no, i don't own any of the characters

-6:30 am-

Pain, still laying down in his bed, stared up at the ceiling. He was beginning to hate most of the akatsuki since they constantly argued with each other ( in this story, anyway) over EVERYTHING. He desperately hoped that today wouldn't be as bad.

-Little while later-

" and may thy knowledge of powers be passed onto thee, and let my life be dedicated to thy will," Hidan said very loudly, in the center of the living room, doing one of his rituals. " and let thy blood -"

" Are you done yet?!" Deidara nearly shouted, very sick of hearing the rituals for over an hour.

" HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THE RITUAL!!!" Hidan was instantly outraged.

" Stop shouting!" Kisame said, holding his new pet baby shark in his hands. "Samehame is trying to take a nap."

" like I fucking care" Hidan said. " I forgot you're a father now" he added sarcastically.

"OOOooooOOh!!!! " Tobi suddenly ran into the room. " Tobi had a rweally cool dweam!!!!" He said jumping up and down like a kid.

" I'm TRYING to have my morning ritual, and if you all would have some fucking compassion, maybe you all would LEAVE!!!" Hidan shouted.

" oh yeah?" Deidara said, aggravated. " and what if we don't?"

" You wanna fucking find out, bitch?" Hidan challenged. " cause I'll-"

" ENOUGH!!!!" Pain stormed in the room, not wanting an all out fight to start.

" ummm... hey leader?" Tobi asked, poking Pain's shoulder.

Pain, rinnegan glowing, slowly, creepily, looked over at Tobi, and stared into his mask's eye hole. " what. what do you want Tobi?"

" umm... can we have pancakes for breakfast?" Tobi asked, trying to use full force beanie-boo eyes. "Tobi loves pancakes"

" MY MONEY!!!!" Everyone heard Kakuzu scream from his room, them saw him come out by every one in utter distress. " MY MONEY IS GONE!!!!!"

" oh, you wanted that?" Hidan asked. " I already sacrificed it all to Lord Jashin"

" YOU WHAT?!??!?!?!" Kakuzu was now instantly livid.

" I SAID," Hidan shouted. " I ALREADY FUCKING SACRIFICED IT TO-"

" SHUT UP!!!!!" Pain hollard. " Hidan, give the money back to Kakuzu, and NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO YELL OR SHOUT EVER!!!"

" you're sure one to talk" Deidara said.

Pain was very tempted to Shinra Tensei all of them away. Then, he'd never have to see or deal with them again. But, then how would they capture jinchuriki? Pain was very frustrated and extremely annoyed by the constant chaos. " No one will have breakfast!" He finally said.

"WHAT!?!?!" Everyone in the room shouted.

" I dont take orders from you!!" Hidan said."I follow Lord Jashin and no one else!!"

" I'M the leader of the Akatsuki!!!" Pain announced. " I'm the only God you should fear!!"

" How DARE you disrespect Lord Jashin!! You shall burn in hell!!" Hidan was on the verge of getting his sythe out.

Pain, livid, punched the wall nearest to him, making a huge hole in the center of the living room wall.

" The hell are you doing?" Deidara asked, "and lemme guess, we're the ones who have to patch up the hole ?"

" no fucking shit" Pain glared at the others."I'M the leader, and as punishment for not obeying me, you all have to -"

" You didn't even say to do anything! why are we getting punished?!" Kisame said

" I'm the fucking leader, you all are punished because I fucking say so!!! Now all of you, clean the bathroom NOW!!!! " Pain hollard.

Everyone in the room made a loud, long groaning noise like a kid.

" AND SCUB IT!!!" Pain added.

sorry it was so short. Plz let me know if you want to see (or, read) more ridiculous akatsuki stories!