Le challenge rules:

I shall put my music library on shuffle and pair her top 10 ships with the first 10 songs. Each ship gets a story related to the song with decreasing times: ship #1 gets 10 min., ship #2 gets 9 min., ship #3 gets 8 min., etc. So ship #10 is a hot mess 1 min. panic attack.

And you don't HAVE to listen to the song first...but you might want to. And author's notes are bolded.

3. AnnexGilbert (Anne of Green Gables) – "Suicide Squad Parody" by The Hillywood Show - 8 min. timer

So this is an excellent Harley QuinnxJoker [now THERE'S a fun couple, one of us ought to do them] parody video that WE'RE GOING TO WATCH NOW! READY? LET'S GOOOO! ...now figure out how to relate it to Anne and Gilbert.

"You must have fallen in a huge vat of hair dye to get your hair that color, Carrots."

The first time had been the absolute last thing in the world that she could ever have endured.

She. Could. Not. Stand. This horrible, inane, insufferable, evil boy who didn't deserve to be part of the human race.

She had hit him over the head with her slate the first time. It had broken.

This time, she hit him with a wooden mallet.

It was Matthew's, though Matthew was getting too feeble to lift it. Anne should have been weak also, waif that she was, but her fury gave her a strength that was beyond realism.

Now Gilbert was unconscious in the field.

She figured that she would get in some sort of horrible trouble if anyone found out.

For half a moment, she was worried, and then some loose strands of her screaming, fiery, blood, tomato, radish, CARROT red hair fell in front of her eyes, and she couldn't care less if they sent her to prison for what she had done.

Still though. Maybe she wouldn't need to be punished. She could get a bottle of liquor and put it in his hand, spill some around his mouth, make him think he had done this to himself when he came to.

But later, when she unclenched his hand to put the bottle in his grasp, she found a note clutched in his fingers.

Carrots,

Forgive me. Only your beautiful hair could provoke me to use such a name.

My love for you in almost lunacy.

Please, bring me back to sanity, or else join me in my madness.

-Gil

This was soooo cathartic. I probably already told you this, but when I read Anne of Green Gables when I was in fifth grade, I HATED Gilbert. Like, I was SO onboard with Anne and her hatred of him, like, yeah, you smash that slate over his head, you obsessively hate him for years, ugh, what a stupid bully, how dare he call you Carrots! And I knew she was going to end up married to him because of the covers on the rest of the series, and I was FURIOUS at her and couldn't understand how the heck that could have happened. Now that I just reread it to Noel, I'm like...lolol, that was adorable, he only called her Carrots because he was into her, aww, that went wayyyy over Dumb Little Me's head. But still...it was very cathartic to just bash him over the head with Harley Quinn's hammer, hahaha.