Le challenge rules:
I shall put my music library on shuffle and pair her top 10 ships with the first 10 songs. Each ship gets a story related to the song with decreasing times: ship #1 gets 10 min., ship #2 gets 9 min., ship #3 gets 8 min., etc. So ship #10 is a hot mess 1 min. panic attack.
And you don't HAVE to listen to the song first...but you might want to. And author's notes are bolded.
5. SeverusxLily (Harry Potter) – "Scissorhands (The Last Snow)" by Motionless in White - 6 min. timer
Ahh, you lucky duck, you, you're about to listen to the ONLY scremo song in my music library because it has SUCH AMAZING LYRICS and SUCH A WONDERFUL CHORUS.
"She should have stayed with him," Lily declared lazily, kicking her other sock off. "What an idiot."
Severus looked at the sock, then her foot, then the credits rolling on her screen.
"A greasy, long, dark haired, pale faced weirdo?"
"Yes! My gosh, Sev, did you not just watch the same movie I did? Greasy, long, dark haired, pale faced weirdos need love too."
"Well," he said, running a hand through the greasy, long, dark hair that had fallen on his pale face, "she must have ended up with someone else because she has a granddaughter in the end."
Lily picked up her sock and threw it at him.
"Just because someone has a kid with someone doesn't mean their soulmates. She was clearly meant to be with Edward. Honestly, you don't have a romantic bone in your body."
"So...who's your 'soulmate', Lily?" he asked, hope struggling to not stifle his nonchalant tone. "Since you apparently believe in such insipid things."
"Oh, I'm sure someday I'll find my own greasy, long, dark haired, pale faced weirdo."
"And I'll find a beautiful redhead who ends up with the wrong guy? And maybe he'll die because of me?"
Lily blinked.
"Geez, Sev. Way to make it depressing."
The iiiiirony, it ooooozes eeeeeeverywhere. Also, do Harry Potter people have TVs? Like...can any of them just watch a movie? Lol.