Prompt: "Leaves"
Author's Note: This is based on a favorite grammar joke of mine involving comma overuse, which states that the panda is an animal that "eats, shoots, and leaves".
Sarah looked at the next assignment, her red pen poised to grade the student's assessment of fanfiction archetypes.
Sexy Villain: Steals, kisses, and leaves
Hmmph - clearly comma overuse, but what was the intended meaning? "Steals kisses" worked, but "steals leaves"? She'd have to mark that dow-
Wait, where was her pen?
She turned to find Jareth standing over her, twirling said pen and grinning puckishly. Quick as thought, he pressed his mouth to hers and then vanished.
Sarah blinked, and then turned back to the student's assignment, pulling out a new pen to write Nicely concise and accurate description.