Disclaimer: Shannon Messenger owns everything KOTLC.
A/N: THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS! I finally got out of my writing block thanks to you guys and also thanks to my BFF. I finally have all my pranks planned out and now I can move on with the story. I'm super happy that people actually responded to me asking for help and I really do appreciate it!
Dotalot345: Thank you so, so much! I really needed some ideas for how to prank characters, and you basically gave a me a two-in-one prank where I can prank both Keefe and Sophie :D. (Team Foster-Keefe for the win!) Also, I'll try to post a chapter of the Harry Potter movies after Minecraft Part 2 (it'll probably be chapter 7) and I'll probably just describe the important scenes of the movies and have the KOTLC characters react to those. (I might have to divide it into multiple chapters…but don't worry. They'll be right after the first chapter!) So, look forward to that!
And now our uh not really daily chapter question(s)! (Do you think I can get away with making up the word chapterly?)
What do you think the next KOTLC book (Book 9) will be named?
Which past KOTLC book was the best?
Who is your favorite character? (Or characters if you can't decide) And tell me why.
Shoutout(s) To:
Dotalot345 for helping me when I had writer's block, and for coming up with amazing pranks and suggestions for me!
Now, time for the chapter to begin~
Chapter Five: Pranks
Me: Welcome back, everyone! It's me, Flower and expect some pranks by me and The Prank Master in this chapter. We're going to be pranking a lot of people today, and you'll get to see all their reactions! *smiles evilly* And I'm going to secretly prank The Prank Master as well~
Me: *goes back to normal expression* Okay, now time to let in The Prank Master, Keefe Sencen.
*Keefe appears*
Keefe: Is it time?! Please tell me it's time!
Me: Yes it is.
Keefe: YES! Operation Prank People has started!
Me: Who do you want to prank first?
Keefe: Bangs Boy.
Me: *face palms* Of course you do.
A few minutes later…
*Keefe and Me arrive at Solreef*
Me: *rubs hands evilly* How should we prank him?
Keefe: *smiles wickedly* We're going to make him believe that Linh has a boyfriend.
Me: *evil laugh* Good idea. Tam is super protective of her. He'll totally fall for it. But we have to get Linh to cooperate first. *sneaks over to Linh's room and knocks on door*
Linh: Come in!
Me: *grins evilly* Hey Linh, I have a proposition for you.
Linh: What is it?
Me: Do you want to play a prank on your brother?
Linh: *hesitates* What kind of prank?
Me: *starts laughing* We're going to pretend you have a boyfriend!
Linh: *eyes widen* But who's going to pretend to be my boyfriend? They're going to get murdered by him!
Keefe: Don't worry. I will.
Me: .
Linh: …
Keefe: Why are you guys looking at me like that?
Me: *starts laughing hard when realizing he's serious* OH. MY. GOD. HAH! THAT IS TOO FUNNY, KEEFE! HE'LL NEVER BELIEVE YOU. *cracks up*
Keefe: *crosses his arms and frowns* Hey! It'll make the prank more funnier if I pretend to be Linh's boyfriend. *flicks hair* Bangs Boy just loves me that much after all.
Me: *stop laughing and turns serious* Oh my god, yes! Tam will kill you and then I won't have to worry about you ever bothering me again!
Keefe: …WHAT?
Me: Okay, it's agreed. You and Linh will be a couple, and then, we'll see Tam's reaction.
*Keefe and Linh nod, Linh nervously and Keefe a little worriedly*
Me: *opens door and goes downstairs to living room along with Linh and Keefe.* Okay, I'm going to start acting. *Dramatic tone* OH MY GOD, REALLY?! YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE SO CUTE TOGETHER!
Tam: *stomps into living room* WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE AND WHY ARE YOU BEING SO LOUD?!
Me: *turns to face Tam* You won't believe it! Keefe and Linh are together!
Tam: *Snorts* Yea right.
Linh: *looks adoringly at Keefe* But we are, Tam.
Keefe: That's right, Bangs Boy!
Tam: *freezes* …WHAT?!
Me: You heard them.
Tam: *rages and gathers shadows* YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, SENCEN!
Keefe: *runs off* AHHHHHHH!
Me: …
Linh: …
Tam: *starts cracking up* He actually fell for that! And he's supposingly "The Master of Pranks!"
Me: …Wait. You knew?
Tam: *rolls eyes* How could I not? You guys are so obvious, only someone stupid could not see through it.
Linh: *makes a water sphere and splashes it onto Tam's face*
Me: *narrow eyes and makes Tam slaps himself in the face*
Tam: Ow! *glares* What was that for?!
Linh: *crosses arms* For saying our prank was stupid and obvious.
Tam: *grumbles* Jeez, okay. Sorry for calling your prank stupid.
Linh: *smiles* That's better!
Me: *sighs* Okay, that was a fail, and now I have to find Keefe.
Me: *steps away from both twins and pulls out Imparter* *calls Keefe on Imparter* Where are you, Keefe?!
Keefe (On Imparter): *whispers* I'm at the location for our next prank victim, Everglen.
Me: *whispers* Okay, I'll be there in a few minutes. *lightleaps out*
At Everglen…
Me: Hi Keefe!
Keefe: Finally, you're here! We need to start getting ready to prank Fitz and Biana!
Me: Okay, sheesh. I'll plan the prank on Biana. You do Fitz.
Keefe: Fine. This is not the same as Team Foster-Keefe, but Team Keeflower works too!
Me: *rolls eyes* Ew.
Keefe: What did you-
Me: Okay, bye. I'm going to start planning.
Keefe: Fine. I'll let it go this one time but you do not call Lord Hunkyhair ew.
A few minutes later…
Me: Okay, so the plan to prank Fitz is to prepare some "custard bursts" for him that are actually filled with an elixir, and that elixir is going to be the Absolutely Auburn elixir?
Keefe: Yes! Just wait 'till Fitzypoo finds out his "amazing" hair turned auburn *cackles*
Me: Okay. Give me a second to grab some. *snaps fingers and Absolutely Auburn elixir appears in hand* There we go!
Keefe: *rubs hands evilly* Great! And how are we going to prank Biana?
Me: *smiles* Just wait until she realizes all her makeup and clothing are gone, and that there's only human clothing there. *pauses* Specifically, t-shirts and jeans.
Keefe: *cackles evilly* I'm beginning to like you a bit better.
Me: *smiles evilly* Thank you.
A few minutes later…
Keefe: Okay. I'll go prank Fitzy and you go prank Biana.
Me: Okay. Operation Vackers st-
Keefe: *rushes off to the kitchen*
Me: Okay… *rushes to Biana's room*
At Biana's room…
Me: *tiptoes across to the closet and opens it slowly* *mutters* I hope she doesn't wake up in the middle of this… *snaps fingers and clothes start disappearing*
Meanwhile, with Keefe…
Keefe: *peeks into the kitchen and sees Della there* Oh hi Della!
Della: Oh hi Keefe. I didn't hear you come in.
Keefe: *nervously laughs* Yea, well uh. Biana let me in and since she was in the middle of her makeup, she went back upstairs, and I decided to come to the kitchen and see if Fitz was here.
Della: Oh. Well Fitz isn't up yet, so you might have to wait a while. But while you're waiting, do you want some of the custard bursts I made for Fitz today? *picks up a platter of custard bursts*
Keefe: *grins* You know I love custard bursts! I'll make sure to save some for Fitzy!
Della: *ruffles Keefe's hair affectionately* I hope you enjoy them because I have to go shopping right now. *walks towards the door* Tell Fitz and Biana I'll be back soon.
Keefe: Sure! *eats a custard burst* Thanks Della!
Della: *smiles* Of course. Well, I really have to go now so bye! *walks out of the house*
Keefe: *immediately takes out Absolutely Auburn and drizzles some onto the custard bursts* *starts cackling evilly*
Fitz: Is that you, Keefe? *comes into the kitchen*
Keefe: *immediately hides elixir* Hiii Fitzy! Did you miss me?
Fitz: *grumbles* No.
Keefe: *whimpering face* Ouch. That hurts.
Fitz: *laughs* What are you doing here anyways?
Keefe: I stopped by to see you, and to eat some of the amazing custard bursts your mom baked!
Fitz: *suddenly energetic* Custard bursts?! Where?!
Keefe: *points at the plate* Eat up!
Fitz: *immediately snatches a custard burst and puts it in his mouth* Mhmm. These are the best! *takes another one* Chocolate mint is my favorite!
Keefe: So Fitzy-
*Fitz's hair starts turning auburn*
Keefe: *starts laughing*
Fitz: *frowns* What? Is there something on my face?
Keefe: *laughs even more* Look…in…the…mirror.
Fitz: *quickly takes out a hand mirror from his pocket*
Keefe: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD A MIRROR IN YOUR POCKET!
Fitz: *rolls eyes* Whatever, Keefe. *looks into the mirror and starts screaming*
Biana: *opens bedroom door* SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Fitz: KEEFE DYED MY HAIR AUBURN!
Biana: *looks at his hair and starts laughing*
Fitz: *grumbles* It's not funny! *turns to Keefe* I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
Keefe: AHHHHH! FLOWER, SAVE ME!
Me: *sends message to his head* I'M IN BIANA'S CLOSET RIGHT NOW, SO UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR PRANK ON BIANA TO FAIL, SHUT UP!
Keefe: *in his head* AT LEAST CONJURE ME SOMEWHERE SAFE!
Me: *in Keefe's head* FINE! *snaps fingers*
Keefe: *disappears*
Fitz: I'LL GET YOU TOO FLOWER!
Me: *groans*
A few minutes later in Biana's closet…
Me: *whispers to Keefe* Okay. Any moment now, she should open her closet and find ou-
Biana: *screams* FITZ, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CLOTHES?!
Fitz: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Biana: ALL MY DRESSES AND TUNICS AND CAPES AND- JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING IS GONE!
Fitz: *peeks into Biana's room and closet* Is that… human clothing?
Biana: I think so. And it's HORRIBLE. HOW WAS SOPHIE ABLE TO WEAR THIS FOR TWELVE YEARS?!
Fitz: Hey Bi. Calm down. I'm sure it'll be fi-
Biana: IT'S NOT!
Fitz: Hey! I'm stuck with auburn hair- *points to his hair* -for who know how long…and you can always just go shopping for new clothes.
Biana: *sighs* But I can't be seen in any shops with that- *points to the human clothing* -on!
Fitz: *sighs* Just call Linh over or something. Or Sophie. Or Marella. Or-
Biana: Okay okay. I get the point. But who did this anyways?
*Me and Keefe hide further in the closet*
Me: *accidentally hits the back wall* Ouch!
*Biana and Fitz turn to look at the closet*
Biana: *suspiciously* Who's there?
Me: *laughs nervously* Heh. Um. Surprise?
Biana: FLOWER! HOW COULD YOU?
Fitz: ARE YOU THERE TOO, KEEFE?!
Keefe: Well uh. We're going to go now! *turns to Flower* Conjure us out of here!
Me: *snaps fingers and we appear outside of the gates of Everglen*
Biana: *from inside* YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS, KEEFE SENCEN!
Keefe: *gulps nervously* Hopefully, her anger will wear off…
Me: *eyes Everglen* You better start hoping right now…
A few minutes later, at Rimeshire…
Keefe: Okay. So I got it all planned out already.
Me: *crosses arms* Oh really?
Keefe: Hey- trust me. All you have to do is be a distraction
Me: Okay…
Keefe: *Walks up to the door and rings the doorbell*
Me: *hisses* What. Are you doing?
Keefe: *winks* Trust me. If the Keefester can get away with the Great Gulon incident, then he can get away with this.
Me: Oh? So you do admit you started the Great Gulon incident?
Keefe: Nope. I was quoting Fitzy.
Me: *sarcastically* Sure you were…
Keefe: Hey-
*door opens and Juline appears*
Me: *morphs into polite face expression* Hi Mrs. Dizznee.
Juline: Oh hi uh Flower, was it?
Me: *cheerful face* Yep!
Kesler: *yells* Who's at the door, honey?
Juline: *shouts back* Keefe and uh- one of Dex's other friends!
Kesler: Okay!
Juline: *turns back and smiles at Keefe and Flower* Are you looking for Dex? He's up in his room.
Me: Uh-
Keefe: Yes.
Juline: Okay! I'll make some Cinnacreme for you guys if you want.
Me: *smiles brightly* Yes please!
Juline: *goes to the kitchen*
Keefe: Okay. Now, time to go to his room. *heads upstairs*
Me: *hurries after him* What exactly is your, quote on quote, master plan?
Keefe: *smirks* You'll see..
Me: *rolls eyes* Ugh.
Keefe: *knocks on door* Dexy, open up!
Dex: *opens door and sees Keefe* Ugh. Do you have to call me that?
Keefe: Oh come on. I gotta have a nickname for everyone. What about Techy? Or the Dexter? Or-
Dex: *disgusted face* Please- don't. Why are you here anyways? *peers behind Keefe and sees Flower* And why are you here with Flower? *expression becomes horrified* We're not going back into that video game, are we?!
Me: *rolls eyes* Of course not. *thinks* Well… *smirks* Not yet that is.
Dex: *gulps in fear*
Me: Hey, it'll be fine. It's probably not happening 'till next chapter anyways because I'm still starting it.
*Dex and Keefe both give Flower a weird look*
Me: What?!
Dex: *whispers* She's not going uh delusional, right?
Keefe: I-
Me: *eye twitches* Did you just call me crazy?!
Keefe: *laughs nervously* Well, Dex. Soo…Flower here wanted to see your lab. You know, with all your alchemist stuff and your gadgets because she's never really explored the Elvin world.
Me: *glares at Keefe* *sends telepathic message* This is your plan? Seriously?!
Keefe: *in his mind* Hey, it's called improvising.
Dex: *suspiciously* Okay…I guess you can see it. *opens the door for them to come in*
Me: *looks around* Woahh. This is not what I would call a bedroom.
Dex: Yeah well. All a bedroom needs to be called a bedroom is a bed, right?
Me: I guess. But all these gadgets are so cool!
Dex: *proud smile* You wanna see my Sucker Punch? It saved Sophie a lot of times before!
Me: *excited* Sur-
Juline: *shouts* The cinnacreme is ready!
Dex: *eyes light up* Oh! My mom's cinnacreme is super good. *heads out of his room* Come on. We can grab our cinnacremes and then look at my gadgets.
Keefe: Hey Dex! Mind bringing ours too? I don't know if Flower can handle meeting the triplets yet!
Dex: *shrugs* I guess.
*Dex starts heading downstairs*
Keefe: *quickly shuts the door* Okay. *grins evilly* Time for us to prank Dex.
Me: *taps foot impatiently* You still haven't told me what the prank is.
Keefe: *rolls eyes* Sheesh, okay. So basically, we're going to switch the labels on Dex's potions over there and when he try to use them…
Me: It'll backfire on him! Nice!
Keefe: *smirks* Am I a genius or what?
Me: *thinks* You're a genius in pranks…but overall, I would say you are a "or what".
Keefe: Hey! I'm a genius when it comes to hair as well! After all, I'm Lord Hunkyhair!
Me: *snorts* More like Lord Funkyhair.
Keefe: *narrows eyes* Have you been hanging out around Ro lately?
Me: *lies* …No.
Keefe: *points finger at Flower accusingly* You're lying-
Dex: *walks in* What are you guys talking about?
Keefe: Uh. Nothing.
Dex: Okay… *turns around to place down Cinnacreme*
Keefe: *whispers to Flower* Distract him and get him out of the room.
Me: *whispers back* Okay.
Dex: *turns back* So, Flower wanted to see my Sucker Punch, right?
Me: *laughs nervously* Haha…yep! But why don't we do it…uh…outside?
Dex: *suspicious* We can just do it here.
Me: Yea…but I want to try building a machine too! And maybe we can work on the gadgets I got you for Christmas!
Dex: I guess…
Me: Great! I'll conjure everything outside! *snaps fingers*
*Gadgets and table disappear*
Me: You want me to conjure us outside too?
Dex: Sure…but do you know how to use body temperature regulation?
Me: Yes…why?
Dex: Let's just say you're going to need it.
Me: *shrugs* Okay. *snaps fingers*
*Dex and Flower disappear*
Keefe: Finally! *starts peeling off the labels on Dex's elixirs*
Outside of Rimeshire…
Me: Sooo…can I see the Sucker Punch now?
Dex: Sure! It was one of my first inventions as a Technopath.
Me: *puts on Sucker Punch* Wow, this is cool! Can I test it out?
Dex: Yep!
Me: *punches a nearby tree*
*A big dent forms in the tree*
Me: That's awesome!
Dex: It is. But I got even cooler things! *holds something up* Like this, and… *holds up something else* This! And…
A few minutes later…
Dex: Oh! Wanna see my latest invention?
Me: Uh sure!
Dex: *starts searching through his gadgets*
Me: *sends telepathic message to Keefe* You done yet?
Keefe: *in his mind* Wait. Hold up- *goes silent for a few seconds* Okay, done!
Me (Mind): Thank God.
Dex: Uh Flower?
Me: Yes?
Dex: *excitedly* I found my invention.
Me: Oh…uh…I just realized my mom wanted me to be back home soon…so maybe I can look at it next time?
Dex: *disappointed* Oh ok..
Me: Hey, cheer up! I'll stop by again soon!
Dex: I guess.
Me: Anyways, can you make a potion for me before I go?
Dex: Sure. Let's go back to my room.
Me: Ok! *snaps fingers*
*Gadgets and table disappear*
Me: *sends telepathic message to Keefe* Start acting innocent!
Keefe: *in his mind* Got it.
Me: *snaps fingers*
*Dex and Flower appear in Dex's room*
Dex: Okay. *heads to the potion making part of his room* What potion do you need?
Me: I-
Keefe: She needs a potion that'll turn someone into a troll.
Dex: *disgusted* A troll? Who do you want to turn into a troll?!
Me: *glares at Keefe before turning to Dex* Just the girls who ruined our Halloween a couple of months back.
Keefe: *smirks* Yep, them.
Dex: I guess that makes sense. *starts grabbing potions and mumbling*
Me: *whispers to Keefe* So why exactly did you ask to make that potion?
Keefe: You'll see…right about…now-
Dex: *screams*
Me: *rushes forward* Oh my God, Dex. Are you okay?!
Dex: *turns around* No.
Keefe: *starts laughing and crying out tears of laughter* OH. MY. MALLOWMELT! (A/N: I'm using this from all the other fanfics I've seen using it.)
Me: *sees his hair and also starts laughing* That. Is. So. FUNNY! *takes out phone*
*Dex's hair is all poofed out and colored white like a mad scientist*
Dex: *eyes widen* No- don't you dare! *reaches out to snatch phone*
Me: *takes a photo* Sorry- too late! *puts away phone*
Dex: *looks at the potions he used* How did this happen? Am I- Am I turning into Sophie?! *freaks out*
Me: Okay…calm down, Dex. You can't be as bad as Sophie in alchemistry…no one can be.
Dex: *sighs* You're right. *looks inside a potion* Wait…this isn't the right potion… The labels are all misplaced. I could have sworn it was okay before you and Keefe cam- *freezes in shock and turns to look at Flower and Keefe*
Me: Uh… *nervously laughs*
Keefe: *raises hands up in a sign of innocence*
Dex: I'LL GET YOU GUYS! *starts running towards them*
Keefe: Well, that's really my cue to leave…so bye Dexy! *starts running downstairs*
Me: Yeah, me too! *follows Keefe*
Dex: *starts chasing after Flower and Keefe* DON'T THINK YOU GUYS CAN ESCAPE ME THAT EASIL- *gets knocked over* REX!
Me: *looks behind and sees Dex under the triplets* SORRY DEX! IT WAS A PRANK! IT'LL PROBABLY WEAR OFF IN UH- *looks at Keefe* How long before Dex's new hairdo wears off?
Keefe: In eight hours.
Me: IN EIGHT HOURS!
Dex: *groans* I'm still getting you for this!
Me: Well…bye anyways! *snaps fingers*
*Keefe and Flower disappear and reappear outside of Rimeshire*
Keefe: *pants* Next…stop…is Fluttermont.
At Fluttermont…
Keefe: Alright.. *smiles evilly* how should we prank our dear Pyrokinetic?
Me: I say…let's annoy her during her fire practice.
Keefe: Yes, we should blow out her flames every time she summons them! *cackles*
A few minutes later…
Me: Okay…there's Marella. *peeks out at Marella using fire in her practice area outside of Fluttermont*
Keefe: *rubs hands together in anticipation* I'm so ready to prank her.
Me: *smiles evilly* Me too. *summons wind*
Keefe: *peeks out at Marella* Okay…now!
Me: *directs a gust of wind right at Marella's fire*
*The fire on Marella's palm extinguishes*
Marella: *shocked expression* What in the world just happened?! *lights fire up again*
Me: *blows out the fire again with wind*
Marella: *stares at her hand* Is my fire ability broken or something? *continues to try and ignite some fire*
Me: *continues to blow out the fire*
67 attempts later…
Marella: ARGH! *yells at the house* DAD, ARE YOU CREATING SOME WIND OR SOMETHING?!
Marella's Dad: *peers out of the window* What do you mean sweetie?
Marella: Look at this! *summons fire*
Me: *whispers to Keefe* I'm not going to blow it out this time… *smiles evilly*
Keefe: Okay.
Marella's Dad: *raises a eyebrow* I don't see anything wrong with it.
Marella: *looks at her fire in disbelief* B-But It wasn't working earlier!
Marella's Dad: If you say so, sweetie. *turns away*
Marella: *grumbles* Now my fire ability decides to work. *starts practicing with the fire*
Me: *blows it out again*
Marella: *annoyed tone* What?! Again?!
Keefe: *snickers*
Marella: *suspiciously* Is someone else here?
Me: *freezes* *sends telepathic message to Keefe* You better not give us away!
Keefe: *grins* HI MARELLA!
Me: KEEFE!
Marella: *turns towards us* Keefe?! Flower?! Were you guys blowing out my fire?!
Me: Uh…
Keefe: *points to Flower* Flower did it. (A/N: Should I stick to Me instead of Flower when it comes to other people doing actions involving me?)
Me: Hey! *glares at Keefe*
Keefe: It's the truth.
Marella: *narrows eyes* You are a Guster…but I bet my rarest Prattles pins that Keefe was involved too.
Keefe: *raises hands in protest* Nope. I'm totally innocent.
Marella: Uh huh. And I'm a Vacker.
Keefe: Maybe you will be if you marry Fitz-
Marella: Uh no thanks.
Keefe: What? Rather marry me? *flashes a charming smile*
Marella: *gags* I'll pass.
Me: *disgusted face* Yea, same here. You can reserve that for Sophie.
Keefe: *argues* Hey, I'm not that bad!
Me: You aren't. At least…not to Sophie.
Keefe: Oh come on. I bet at least half of the girls in Foxfire have a crush on m-
Marella: Okay. Back to the point. You guys were blowing out my fire the whole time. Why?
Me: *glares at Keefe* You tell her.
Keefe: Sorry, but hard pass. It was your idea in the first place.
Me: *rolls eyes* Fine. *turns back to Marella* Basically…uh…we were…pulling-a-prank-on-you.
Marella: A prank?
Me: Haha…yep. Well, we really have to go now soo…bye! *snaps fingers*
*Keefe and Flower disappear*
*Keefe and Flower reappear outside of Candleshade*
Keefe: …Why are we here?
Me: *cringe* Sorry…I just needed a quick place to go since I don't know if you wanted to prank Linh or Sophie next.
Keefe: Well…we're going to be pranking Bangs Boy's sister next so...go to Solreef.
After arriving at Solreef…
Me: Okay…so how are we going to prank Linh? She's just so sweet that…I don't want to prank her.
Keefe: *rolls eyes* You shouldn't hold back the glory of pranks from her! We must prank her!
Me: Only you would say that.
Keefe: Well, it's the truth. And I already came up with a beautiful prank to prank Bangs Boys's sister…
A few minutes later…
Me: You sure you want to prank her? She's my favorite character!
Keefe: *whiny* Awww come on. It's not me?!
Me: *thinks* I take that back. My favorite character isn't Linh. It's…Tam and Linh.
Keefe: Ugh. Even worse!
Me: *rolls eyes* Okay, enough talk. *crosses arms* What is your so called "beautiful" plan?
Keefe: *rubs hands in anticipation* Okay. So we're going to go outside of her door and impersonate her parents-
Me: Wait. Wait. You mean we're going to mimic her parents' voices? (A/N: Yes. I know it's a cruel and bad prank but I couldn't think of any other pranks so I went with this one)
Keefe: Yes.
Me : *concerned tone* B-But isn't that a bit…cruel?
Keefe: *thinks* We'll stop before we make her sad or mad.
Me: Okay…
Outside of Linh's bedroom…
Keefe: Okay. You mimic Linh's mom, I'll do her dad.
Me: *nervously* Got it. *coughs and starts mimicking Linh's mom* Dear? Are you in there?
Linh: *gasps* M-mom?
Me/Linh's Mom: Linh…my daughter.
Linh: You don't have the right to call me that.
Keefe/Linh's Dad: Don't speak to your mother like that.
Linh: *angrily* Why don't you just leave me and Tam alone?!
Keefe/Linh's Dad: Speaking of Bangs B- I mean that arrogant boy, I don't suppose he's any more respectful to his parents now?
Linh: You'll have to earn our res- Wait. Did you just call Tam "Bangs Boy"?
Keefe/Linh's Dad: Uh no. I didn't.
Linh: *suspiciously* Are you really my parents? *opens door*
Me: Uh hi?
Linh: *disbelief* It was you two?
Me: I'm-so-sorry!
Linh: It's fine…but I have a question.
Me: What?
Linh: Was this a prank?
Keefe: Yep. Like how we pranked Bangs Boy!
Linh: Didn't Flower tell you the prank failed?
Keefe: Wait…WHAT?!
Me: Yeah…he knew.
Keefe: NOOOO!
Me: Well…we're gonna go now Linh. Soo bye!
Linh: Bye!
Me: *hisses to Keefe* Come on…time to go to Havenfield. *snaps fingers*
At Havenfield…
Keefe: I've been waiting for this all day! *rubs hands evilly*
Me: *rolls eyes* Of course you have.
Keefe: I already have the idea for the prank and-
Me: *holds out hand in a stop sign* STOP. I'm planning this prank myself without you, since you planned Dex's prank without even telling me what the prank was until the last minute sooo…now it's payback time.
Keefe: *pleading tone* B-but I've been waiting to prank Sophie for…ALL DAY!
Me: I know. You already said that. But sorry not sorry, because we're going with my prank.
Keefe: *groans* Fine. But your prank better be as awesome as mine would have been.
Me: *smiles* It will be…as long as you do everything I tell you to do.
Keefe: Fine…
Me: *cheers* That's the spirit!
Keefe: So what exactly do I have to do?
Me: Okay. So- *snaps fingers* *gloves and mistletoe appears in hand* Take this and hang it on Sophie's doorway. (A/N: Can you guess what the prank is? If not, look at Dotalot345's suggestion in the review…)
Keefe: What is that?
Me: Oh…it's a uh epic camouflage plant that look pretty but actually will let out as much stink as gulon gas when it's been activated.
Keefe: *looks at the mistletoe* Really?! That's awesome! Can you give me some when I get back home so I can prank my dad with this?!
Me: Uh…maybe?
Keefe: Okay, I'll bother you about it later. Just give me the mistletoe so I can make Sophie's room stink! *reaches for mistletoe*
Me: *brings mistletoe further away* Wait. Wear these gloves first. *tosses gloves to Keefe*
Keefe: *puts on gloves* Okay…can I have the mistletoe now?
Me: Sure.
Keefe: *takes the mistletoe* Yes! Are you going to conjure me to Sophie's bedroom now?
Me: Yes I will. But…wear this after you finish putting the mistletoe up. *snaps fingers and blindfold appears in hand*
Keefe: *backs away* Uh why?
Me: It has a um safety mechanism and it'll make sure you don't…smell the stink!
Keefe: *suspiciously looks at the blindfold* Okay…why do I feel like I'll regret this decision?
Me: You won't!
Me (In Mind): At least you won't when you kiss Sophie…
A few minutes later…
*Keefe appears outside of Sophie's bedroom*
Keefe: *mutters* Ok…hope I don't get caught. *starts hanging up the mistletoe* At least Flower's distracting Sophie so she won't open the door before it's ready…
In Sophie's bedroom…
Me: *appears in Sophie's bedroom* Hi Sophie!
Sophie: *short scream* You scared me, Flower!
Grady: *from downstairs* You okay, Sophie?!
Sophie: Yes, I'm fine Dad!
Grady: Okay!
Sophie: *turns back to Flower* Okay…so why are you here?
Me: Uh. So I actually got a surprise present for you!
Sophie: Really?
Me: Yeah! It's uh elvin treats like Mallowmelt and custard burst!
Sophie: *starts rushing to the door* Where?!
Me: *blocks the door* Wait. Wait. It's a surprise, remember? So you have to wear this. *takes out blindfold*
Sophie: Oh ok! *puts on blindfold* Okay, so where is the Mallowmelt?
Me: *sends telepathic message to Keefe* You done yet?!
Keefe: *in his mind* Yep.
Me: *In Keefe's mind* Did you put on your blindfold?
Keefe: *mind* Yep.
Me: *in Keefe's mind* Okay, I'm opening the door.
Me: *opens door* It's here.. *pushes Sophie into Keefe right under the mistletoe*
Sophie: Ahhh-. Wait, who caught me?
Keefe: Foster, is that you?
Sophie: Keefe?
Keefe: Waitt a second. You aren't running away from the stink yet?
Sophie: *confused* What stink? Where is my Mallowmelt?
Keefe: What Mallowmelt- FLOWER!
Me: Uh hi?
Keefe: *takes off blindfold* I thought we were pranking Sophie!
Sophie: *takes off blindfold too* Wait…what?!
Me: We are. But did I also tell you that I was pranking you too? Look up.
Keefe: *snorts* At what? The mistletoe thing?
Sophie: *eyes widen as she looks at the mistletoe above them*
Me: *smirks* Did you know…there's a tradition that if two people stand under the mistletoe, together…that they'll have to kiss?
Keefe: *a eyebrow raise* What do you mean kiss?
Me: I mean kiss as in…like this- *shoves Sophie into Keefe*
*Sophie accidentally kisses Keefe*
Me: *laughs evilly* SOKEEFE WILL FOREVER PREVAIL! *takes out phone and quickly takes a photo*
Sophie: *immediately withdraws from kiss* *blushes hard* FLOWER!
Keefe: *blushes a bit before glaring at Flower* You sooo asked for it! Payback time will be epic!
Grady: *glares at Keefe from the bottom of the stairs* NOT MORE THAN MINE! *charges*
Keefe: AHHHHH! *runs*
Me: *waves* Sorry, but that'll be the end of this chapter. *cringes as Keefe continues to run from Grady, screaming* I have to go help Keefe. So byeeee.
A/N: Poor, poor Keefe. I hope he'll be fine, both physically and mentally. But I felt sooo satisfied writing that SoKeefe moment of where they kissed, even if it was brief and Keefe had his consequences. (I know there was no way Sophie wouldn't have freaked out and withdraw from the kiss immediately; especially with how oblivious she is). Also, I really, like really want to put in some Tiana moments. But…any Tiana moments would have to be small and in-character. (Like how I made Biana compliment Tam in Minecraft Part 1, and with him flushing at the compliment). I know the KOTLC characters are still pretty young, and I just feel that pushing the ship out in an "natural" way wouldn't work. (That's why Flower is there to push Sophie into Keefe and make them kiss lol). I feel like most KOTLC ship stories I see that are not any different AUs (just based on the KOTLC world in the books) usually only begin because of sleepovers. Because honestly, who's going to see Tam confessing to his crush (if he has one) anytime soon? Or Linh, for that matter. Or Sophie. (It's a miracle she ever got together with Fitz even if it was for a brief time). All these KOTLC characters aren't the type (in my opinion) to start confessing to their crush or even admitting to it real quickly. And they don't seem like they would be that lovey-dovey in the relationship. (Even if Tiana ships are sooo cute). I just feel that in order to write big ship moments…you're going to have to either build up their relationship (which would take a real long time) or kinda change the character's personality a bit. Sooo don't expect too many of those big ship moments because it's going to be hard to do that without exaggerating or changing their personalities :).
With that said, bye and please review or make any chapter suggestions!
PS. Did you guys know that you could change the font in Notes? Cause I didn't.