7544. When you overhear a conversation, make sure to hear it out before jumping to conclusions.
7544a. Why yes, this does have something to do with Nachi running through the base shouting "I'm having more nieces!"

Yokosuka.

"Onee-san, you're going to need to wake up at some point." said Haguro as she tried to wake Nachi.

"Another ten minutes, imouto-chan." Nachi yawned.

"Alright, but when you wake up, there's coffee in the kitchen."

Haguro sighed as she walked into the kitchen. "Well, sleeping beauty is still comatose."

"Still?" asked Atago.

"When it comes to sound sleepers, Nachi has the world beat." chuckled Myoko.

A loud thud was then heard from the living room, along with some groggy muttering.

"But gravity always beats her." said Ashigara. "So, getting back on-topic, how did you two come up with the girls' names?"

"Well, we got Makoto and Hotaru from an old TV we used to watch when we first started dating." said Takao.

"And Ami?"

"When we found out we were having three kids, and not two, we had to be spontaneous." replied Myoko. "Ami was the first name that came to us."

'What about you three?" asked Takao.

"Eh?"

"Have any of you thought about what you're going to name your kids when they arrive?"

"Whenever I meet Mr. Right, he'll probably have some ideas, but for right now, I'm torn between Usagi and Minako." said Atago.

Nachi stumbled up from the couch and walked to the kitchen. Atago was saying something. Something about, kids?

Ashigara thought about it for a moment. "Sosuke and I talked about it a little while ago. If it's a boy, Kenji, and if it's a girl, Rei."

"Me and John aren't anywhere near there yet, though we have talked about it." said Haguro.

Nachi's eyes widened in shock. Her drowsiness meant she'd only picked up every other word, but she'd heard enough. Without saying a word, she bolted out the door, heading for the office.

As everyone in the kitchen watched the purple blur race down the street, none could imagine what was about to happen.

Captain Yonehara's office

"The good news, is that with Christmas in the rear-view, Myoko no longer sees you as the guy who's dating her youngest sister." said Sosuke.

"And the bad news?" asked John. Dating was something John was decidedly inexperienced at, and luckily Sosuke had stepped in to make sure that he didn't blow it.

"Well, now Myoko sees you as the guy who could potentially marry her sister."

Before John could say anything else, the wall behind them shattered, revealing Nachi. A very angry looking Nachi.

"You two are coming with me." she said in a low growl.

"Um, hi Nachi. What brings you by?" asked Sosuke.

Nachi's only reply was to grab the two of them by the scruffs of their necks and carry them back to the house.

"Did this happen to you when you and Ashigara-san started dating?" asked John.

"Nope. This is a new one."

Nachi opened the door and heaved them into the entryway,

"Nachi! What the Hell are you doing?!" yelled Ashigara.

"I heard what the two of you said earlier, and if these two think that their kids'll be born out of wed-lock, they have another thing coming!"

"What?!"

"Wait, you're pregnant?!" asked Sosuke and John simultaneously.

"No, we're not!" said both cruisers in question.

"But, what you said earlier.." Nachi trailed off.

"We were coming up with hypothetical baby names, for the future." said Haguro.

"Yeah, we're not pregnant, baka!" added Ashigara.

"Oops?' stuttered Nachi. "Sorry guys. I guess I must have heard them wrong."

As Nachi was berated by Ashigara and Haguro while Myoko attempted to settle them down, Takao help Sosuke and John to their feet.

"So, is it a safe bet to assume more stuff like this will happen in the future?" asked John.

"Oh definitely." said Sosuke.

"Family reunions are going to be fun, then." said John dryly.

"Welcome to the family." said Takao cheerfully as the four Myoko's argued.