Rule by Cedric

10426. The powers that be had given Fubuki a marriage ring, and it had gone missing, again.

It was a completely normal day in Yokosuka naval base, Ooi chasing Kitakami, Enterprise sleeping in the coach after setting herself on fire again, Kiyoshino trying to become a battleship, and the Yubaris asking for budget to replicate the supergravity cannon of arp-Iona.

A completely normal day.

And then Ooyodo entered the command office carrying documents the base where assigned from high up.

Goto stopped his dismissal of all arguments why they needed such a weapon, to receive part of the documents.

"This one is for you Fubuki" Said Ooyodo handing her a few papers and a white box.

"for me?" ask while opening the box and then closing it violently.

"Something the matter?"

"Is a ring"

"…. oh"

"wa-wa-wa-why?! I don't have anyone I want to give it, I don't even like girls!"

"why you girls make such a big deal out of this, is just a power up, it didn't mean you have to get in a relationship with the girl you give the ring" said Goto "just look at what happen with my one, is not like a begun a relationship with worktown and end with Kongou …. –why are you girls looking me like that?"

"You are human; you don't understand"

"hey I have a solution; I just keep it myself, level 170 sounds nice"

"It wouldn't work" said Yubari. "the ring work by tying the soul of the ship girl to the soul of the admiral, so the ship girl can use more power without risking to lose her ontological inertia, that's why you can't pass it to some other admiral either, it is still tied to you." Finished the mad science girl.

"so I have to give it to someone, well it didn't matter how long I hold it, I just have to find someone that don't make a big deal of the ring and give it to her… wait, where is the other Yubari?"

There was only one Yubari in the office, and the other chair was already cold.

"She has been hanging around Aoba a lot lately… Sorry"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The day after that was very weird for the potato destroyer, it was like every ship girl was looking at her differently than normal, it was lunch time already and Yuudachi was coming closer to her

[is she?... she already knows, that dog eared fishing boat with big boobs…]

"Hey, Yuudachi" said Fubuki hiding her through and forcing a smile in her face. "what are you doing here?"

"eating like you?" said the girls raising an eyebrow "you look like even more tired than normal, what's going on in command?"

"don't worry is not that bad" said the vice admiral picking her food and walking to a table.

And then Shigure approached the table

[Another dog boat, they are surrounding me! And what's that braid of the death, she is trying to get me with her puppy eyes and motherly stile to make me fall for her out of pity]

"Fubuki-san, I was wondering if I could ask you a question?"

[you already have you…]

"sure"

"I want to go into officer's school and I wanted to see if you have any tips"

"Hey Fubuki! The soy sauce!"

"YEP" [WAIT, WHEN APPEAR KISARAGI, AND WHATS UP WITH HER SKIRT, IS SHORTER THAN USUAL, IS TRYING TO SEND PHEROMONES TOWARS ME! YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!]

"Fubuki are you Ok?"

"you are hyperventilating"

[oh no! there is more girls approaching me, they are like predators after my body, THERE IS EVEN MY MOTHER, I AM COMPLETELY SURROUNDED BY LESBIANS!]

YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY BODY! Screamed the destroyer girl and run away like hell.

"Fubuki has snapped?" ask Goto.

"yeah, she has gone in a rampage, and her abyssal form is trailing her, stand style, we already called an exorcist, but we can't do anything to stop her, her stand had already decked Enterprise and the Yamato sisters."

"danm it, you tried sending Akagi?"

"she was the first one to fall"

"ugh, what hit me?" asked Shigure coming to her senses, the salon look like it was the place of a battle.

"what happen here?... oh I remember, Fubuki go ballistic for some reason… what is this?"

There was a ring in the floor.

"the one ring?"

Shigure decided put it in her finger to not lose it until she find the owner.

"Wow! What was that?!"

[you will never have me! I am not a lesbian I totally not a lesbian! Not a chance!]

"Fubuki, stop"

[You will never stop me no matter who you are] said the vice-admiral and then look at who was the brave enough to try to stop her.

[that's not a girl, that's a boy!]

[Lieutenant Yamashita!] [give me your hand!]

The lieutenant was a brave man, but seeing an abyssalised ship girl running at full steam toward him drained his guts fasts, the guy tried to run, but it was no use, the girl was too fast, soon Fubuki had a hold on his arm and was putting a ring in his finger.

[BE MY WIFE!]

Seeing he wasn't dead, the sailor dared to look what has the vice-admiral done to his hand, and noticed that his body heat was revealing an engraving in the ring she put in his finger.

"a ring to find them all and in darkness bind them… I need a safe word?"

The abyssal disappear from the girl in an instant.

"di-did I lose the real ring?" asked Fubuki patting her pockets for the small device.

"so… I am still your wife?"