The following day
Sunday
West Ridge
The street was full of the enemy.
Dave was beyond them and needed my help.
I drew both of my swords and ran forwards. The first attacker came at me with a wooden baseball bat, which I simply severed with one blade, then removed his head with the other. Brightly coloured blood flew into the air, as I pushed past the falling corpse.
The next attacker had a pistol and he managed to fire two rounds, before I severed the man's wrist. The man screamed just long enough for me to remove his head and I watched it bounce on the black top, beside his severed hand and the pistol. Damn this was a turn on!
I surged forwards and weaved my twin blades to the left and to the right. Two more men fell and screamed, while their intestines emptied onto the ground, closely followed by their almost dead corpses. I felt the warm blood, as it ran down my face and enjoyed the feeling immensely; it helped spur me on, as I cut through the men before me. Strange really that it is always men that I face, never women!
I felt myself knocked to the ground by several bodies that had driven into me. I pushed behind me with my elbows, which helped me push up and through the men above, at least enough to drive my elbows into some faces and make a larger gap so that I could bring me swords back into play. I heard Dave shouting, this galvanized me and the adrenalin surged to every muscle in my body. I pushed forwards, stowed my blades and pulled my Glock pistols out of their holsters.
I started shooting. Each pistol held fifteen rounds and I made good use of these with head-shot after head-shot. Blood and brains flew all around me, as the bodies fell to the black top. I felt bullets hitting my armour, but shrugged them off and pushed ever forwards. Within a minute, my pistols were locked back on empty magazines, which I dumped and swiftly inserted fresh ones.
More bodies fell, below the clouds of blood and brain matter, as 9-millimetre bullets impacted their heads. Finally the end was in sight and so was Dave.
Ahead of me were four large men and all of them were wearing obvious body armour, including full face masks. This would be a challenge! I holstered my pistols and pulled my old and faithful bō-staff from my back. Now, the one question left was how good their armour was and whether it was inferior to mine. It was obvious that the men were intending to rely on pure brawn and strength to defeat me. Each man must have weighed the same as at least four or five of me!
Two of the men started to move towards me. I back-flipped to stay ahead of them before I jumped up and onto the shoulder of one man. I drove the blade at one end of the bō-staff into the man's neck. It seemed that the back of the neck was not as heavily armoured as the rest of him! The man fell with a crash and didn't move. As the man fell I jumped clear and pulled out my blade before landing softly on the ground behind another man, who moved remarkably fast for his bulk!
My only chance, now, was to keep moving and to stay out of the men's hands. If they got a good hold of me, they would break my bones in seconds! I was getting seriously tired by this point and drew on everything that I had available. I swung the bō-staff and attempted to sever a leg, but the armoured grieve was made of solid stuff; I gouged it deeply and caused the man to stumble. I separated both sections of the bō-staff and drove them both directly upwards into the man's groin, which appeared not to be as well protected as that area probably should have been!
The man faltered and then started to scream. Blood gushed out from between his legs. Damn! Talk about a heavy period! I must have pierced something important internally, as the man started to bring up blood through his mouth and nose. The man tried to continue screaming, but was downing in his own blood. He collapsed and I left him to bleed out.
Two to go!
The remaining pair stood back and kept their distance while still circling me. I was dripping blood from all my conquests so far; I felt good, I really did. I just needed to get past these enormous oafs. It worked the first time, let's try it again. I rejoined my blades and got a good grip on the bō-staff. Then I sprang forward.
I landed on the shoulder of the first man, digging my blade in deep then sprang off, somersaulting through the air and driving the opposite end of the bō-staff into the last man, at the neck. I continued my move and landed on the ground just a few feet from Dave and his two captors. I didn't pause for even a second and after separating my blades again; I drove one blade into each of the two women holding Dave captive.
Both women sank to their knees in growing pools of blood. I grabbed a throwing knife and severed Dave's bindings then embraced him tightly. Dave clamped his lips over mine and we kissed, the deepest kiss that I had ever felt.
I had my Dave.
My life was now complete.
I awoke with a start.
"Damn! That's an enormous smile!" Dave said. "Hot, too!"
"Weird!" I exclaimed, sitting up.
"Had an interesting dream?"
"Yeah."
"Violence?"
"Lots!"
"Blood?"
"Gallons of it!"
"Outnumbered?
"Massively!"
"You succeeded against all the odds?"
"Of course!"
"Best dream ever?"
"Hell yeah!"
"You're really strange, Hit Girl... But that's why I love you!"
That afternoon
Chloe, Josh, Dave and I went swimming.
We all enjoyed swimming and it was a good way to exercise. I just wished that I could do it more often! Chloe and I had both gone for one-piece costumes, as neither of us really wanted to show off our bodies in public! Mine was purple and Chloe's was navy blue. Dave and Josh both wore swim shorts. Chloe posed for Josh.
"You like what you see?" She teased.
"Chloe, behave!" Josh retorted and looked uncomfortable.
I smirked and tried Dave.
"You like what you see?" I asked.
"Always!" Dave replied and then the cunt pushed me in!
When I surfaced, Dave was in front of me and he always looked so hot when he has water running off of him! Josh was busy chasing Chloe across the pool; Chloe was giggling her head off! I suddenly found my self rising through the water and my feet had left he bottom of the pool. I flew through the air and screamed, then I hit the water. I surfaced again and swept my hair out of my eyes and spat out some water while I grabbed a deep breath. I saw Dave as he advanced towards me, I dove forward and under the water kicking hard towards Dave's legs and managed to sweep his legs out from under him, but the cunt was ready for me and grabbed me around my waist and lifted me out of the water and kissed me on the lips.
"Is there a girl under all that hair?" Dave asked.
"Asshole!" I growled and pulled my hair back into it's pony tail.
"You do look good in that swimsuit, but you look a lot better out of it!" Dave said smoothly and I felt my face warming up!
"Not here!" I hissed.
"Why not! The water should keep you cool!" Dave said in reply.
I heard the unmistakeable sound of a hand slapping a face and turned to see Josh with his hand on his left cheek and a very angry looking Chloe!
"Don't touch, means don't touch!" Chloe said loudly.
"You really are hot when you're mad!" Josh responded.
"You are so damned annoying!" Chloe almost screamed.
"It's why you love me!"
"Dammit!" Chloe exclaimed. "Yes it is!"
I swam over underwater and came up under Chloe and threw her upwards. I heard her scream and she crashed back down into the water.
I surfaced and took a few seconds to get my breath back and saw Mindy; she was giggling fit to burst!
Bitch!
Josh was smirking and I could see my hand print on his cheek and felt a little bad about it, but only a little!
"That was not nice!" I growled.
"Neither's that!" Mindy said and I felt strong hands on my waist and I was thrown several feet back into the water. I screamed again.
I surfaced and caught my breath, then smirked at Mindy.
"Dave, your hands feel awesome; very strong and manly!" I said.
I watched both of them as first Mindy's mouth, then Josh's mouth dropped open, in shock. I heard Dave laugh.
"Brazen hussy!" Mindy growled, then she laughed.
"So my hands aren't manly then?" Josh asked, indignantly.
"Your hands are fine Josh, they're just not as big as Dave's; you still have some growing to do!" Chloe said tactfully.
"Well, I'll show you what my hands can do!" Josh said and dived under the water and came up behind Chloe, who seemed to melt into Josh's arms, as he wrapped them around her and his hands vanished under the surface of the water.
That evening
The evening's patrol had been boring, to say the least.
It was just me and Hawk, tonight. Hit Girl was at Safehouse A, following our progress. Kick-Ass had the night off and was at home. We had parked Beast and had been patrolling the area on foot. I enjoyed being alone with Hawk and she enjoyed my company, too! We decided to call it a night just after midnight and headed back towards Beast. We had just turned the final corner, when I came to a rapid halt and pulled Hawk back into cover.
"You have got to be kidding me!" I said to Hawk.
"What is it?" Hawk asked.
"Look at Beast!"
Hawk looked and then she laughed.
"That guy has to be the thickest criminal in Chicago!" Hawk commented.
"You guys having fun?" Hit Girl asked over the comms.
"You're not gonna believe this, Hit Girl!" I said.
"We're watching Chicago's top criminal mastermind trying to break into Beast!"
I heard Hit Girl start to laugh and she wasn't stopping!
"Er, Hit Girl, when you recover could you call Murphy and Fellowes and get them over here?" I called.
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"Hey! Can we help? I think you might have the wrong vehicle!" I suggested, walking towards Beast.
The man span around and he had a slim jim in one hand and a large knife in the other.
"Mine's bigger!" Hawk said, brandishing her bō-staff.
"You do know that's our SUV that you've picked?" I asked.
The man looked a little dejected as he dropped the items that he had been holding.
"Since when could you slim jim an armoured Range Rover?" Hawk asked the hapless car thief, who just shrugged.
A couple of minutes later blue flashing lights heralded the arrival of Murphy and Fellowes. They stopped and got out.
"What have you got for us?" Fellowes asked. "We understand it's something good!"
"Yeah, Hit Girl couldn't stop laughing when she called us!" Murphy added.
"We seem to have caught Chicago's number one car thief!" I said.
"He was trying to steal Beast!" Hawk added.
Fellowes and Murphy both started at the dejected car thief.
"Are you stupid?" Murphy asked, with a laugh.
Fellowes grabbed the man and cuffed his hands behind his back. The man was then placed in the back of the CPD SUV.
"Thanks guys, you've made our night!" Murphy said with a chuckle. "This guy will be the source of many jokes once we get back!"
Once Murphy and Fellowes had left with the rather unfortunate car thief, Hawk and I headed back to Safehouse A.