6245: New Jersey, please don't comment on how Big Red's topweight makes her unbalanced. She's sensitive about it!
New Jersey loved visiting San Fransisco, mostly for the burgers of course. In between the long training exercises currently taking place off the California coast it was nice to relax with a juicy delicious burger and a cold one, like a true red-blooded American. Of course, her relaxing day off would devolve for if there was one thing the Universe loved to make suffer more than the Admiralty, verified badass shipgirls would do nicely!
At the burger joint she saw a new face. Jersey's instincts told her immediately this girl was a kanmusu. A closer look at her said she was a catamaran. Not an uncommon sight around here but she looked nothing like the Oracle girls or even that crazy Kiwi who was always causing science!shipgirl worthy mayhem! That closer look also revealed the innate unfairness of shipgirl existence.
"How is it," Jersey muttered to herself. "That every shipgirl I meet is somehow more stacked than me?!"
Unfortunately for her, the catamaran heard her and her glare was fierce enough to freeze ice! "You have something to say to me?" Big Red asked in a low tone.
"Um, you're-uh..." Jersey gestured to her breasts. "Why are you, so stacked?!" She expected the catamaran to give the same reaction every other shipgirl had given when presented with such a question. A blush, a stammered reply that was rarely helpful and then move on. She did not expect Big Red to advance on her. The icy glare turned fiery. Oh and were those torches being lit in her rigging? Jersey had no time to summon her own. Oh this was going to suck...
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Topic: Yachts vs Warships!
In: Boards ► Yachtgirls ► General Discussion ► Life on Shore
RedisBest (Original Poster) (Artemis Racing) (AC72) (2013)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
I am aware the news media have a hold of the story and will be conducting interviews accordingly. I don't know how it happened okay? I honestly don't! It makes no sense at all! Needless to say I have and will continue to apologize for the property damage.
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►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Well I'm calling foul! Catamarans just shouldn't have that capability and believe me I've tried!
►RoseGarden (Luna Rossa) (AC72)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
I have found that what you eat plays a large role in how you perform!
►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Oh shut up! We don't need to hear about your dieting again! It's well known that doesn't apply to us shipgirls anyways!
►Alinghi5 (Société Nautique de Genève) (DOG Catamaran) (2010)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
You know this reminds me of the time when...
►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
NOOOOOOOOOO! Please no...
►CrazyKiwi13 (ETNZ) (AC72) (Scientist Boat)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Alinghi5 if you start going off on one of your stories about Swiss cheese or whatever I will come over there and stuff your mouth myself!
►Hikari (AC50) (Unofficial Oracle Boat) (チーム日本)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
We seem to be getting off track here...
►MagicBlue (Artemis Racing) (AC50)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Indeed, how did Big Red manage to beat up a battleship. And not just any battleship but an Iowa-class! That's what I wanna know!
►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
We all wanna know!
►RedisBest (Original Poster) (Artemis Racing) (AC72) (2013)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Rest assured when I find out you lot will be the first I tell!
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►CrazyKiwi13 (ETNZ) (AC72) (Science Boat)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
One thing I don't understand is why she's so sensitive about her breasts? I mean, if I had such nice topweights I'd show 'em off. Actually I do and I do that!
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►RedisBest (Original Poster) (Artemis Racing) (AC72) (2013)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
DO NOT go there! Please don't...
►BlueisthenewGold (Artemis Racing) (Sister Boat) (AC72)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
No... just, no...
►RoseGarden (Luna Rossa) (AC72)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
You did not just ask that?! Seriously?!
►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Catamaran) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
*grabs popcorn*
Oh this is gonna be good!
►MagicBlue (Artemis Racing) (AC50)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Why did you have to ask that, you stupid Kiwi?! Are you really that blind or are you just insensitive as FUCK or something?!
►RedisBest (Original Poster) (Artemis Racing) (AC72) (2013)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
What she said! Really Aotearoa, you don't remember my capsize? Btw: thanks for making me remember that. I'm going to hit up the nearest bar now...
►Alinghi5
(Société Nautique de Genève) (DOG Catamaran) (2010)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
I'll join you!
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►Hikari (AC50) (Unofficial Oracle Boat) (チーム日本)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
...in my country, you would be vilified for striking such a low blow!
►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Boat) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
*popcorn intensifies*
►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Like even I know the painful secret and you all know how terrible I am at getting secrets!
Edit: Yes and that was totally my fault, I admit that! Also, I thought we agreed that would never be mentioned again.
►StarzNStripes88 (Team Dennis Conner) (DOG Boat) (Verified Troll) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Oh you mean like the time... [REDACTED]
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►Oracle17.0 (Moderator) (OTUSA) (DOG Catamaran) (Momboat) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Okay guys, I'm going to issue a formal warning to y'all before this thread completely derails! As for you StarzNStripes88 have 25 points and a three-day threadban! Your posting history has determined the severity of your punishment! The rest of you, carry on but know I will be watching!
►KiwiMagic13 (ETNZ) (AC72) (Science Boat)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Yeesh okay, I'll drop it! You Yanks are so sensitive! Sorry...
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►BlueistheNewGold (Artemis Racing) (Sister Boat) (AC72)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
You know I always thought that Americans were the ones who were clueless.
►MagicBlue (Artemis Racing) (AC50)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Indeed.
►Hikari (AC50) (Unofficial Oracle Boat) (チーム日本)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
My experience could offer a good defense of that statement BlueistheNewGold.
►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
You know, normally I'd say something in defense of my countrymen but for once I agree with you BlueistheNewGold, Hikari! That was really insensitive KiwiMagic13.
►KiwiMagic13 (ETNZ) (AC72) (Science Boat)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
I said I was sorry!
►Oracle17.1 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Prototype)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Hey! Oracle17.2, KiwiMagic13, Oracle17.0 so glad I found you guys!
I could use a little help...
►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
What do you want, Steven?
►KiwiMagic13 (ETNZ) (AC72) (Science Boat)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Did you break your sail again?
►Oracle17.1 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Prototype)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
...No!
►Oracle17.0 (Moderator) (OTUSA) (DOG Catamaran) (Momboat) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
I'm here sweetie, what happened?
►Oracle17.1 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Prototype)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
I didn't break my sail but I might've accidentally run over some seals and damaged my hydrofoils.
Help...
►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
BAWAHAHAHAHA!
►KiwiMagic13 (ETNZ) (AC72) (Science Boat)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
HAHAHAHA!
►Oracle17.0 (Moderator) (OTUSA) (DOG Catamaran) (Momboat) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
You two are despicable! Sweetie, hang in there okay I'm coming. With a towline and cookies!
►Oracle17.1 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Prototype)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Cookies... thank you mamma!
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►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
*shudders* Don't get me wrong, I love my mom but her smothering...
►KiwiMagic13 (ETNZ) (AC72) (Science Boat)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Indeed. I love her but, yeah... Wanna get a drink?
►Oracle17.2 (OTUSA) (AC72) (Cup Winner)
Posted on July 21, 2020:
Yes, please!