Author's Note: Please be warned that this chapter includes smut and behaviour that could be seen as indecent and salacious, including words or insinuations of a dubious, unseemly or suggestive nature.
Chicago
Saturday night
A place to hide and plan an ambush – that was what we needed – I wanted to surprise the fuck out of Kick-Ass and his bitchy sidekick!
I knew we could not kill the GPS signals for our communications equipment, but I could still make things difficult for them!
"Hit Girl! I've put you and Trojan on a discrete comms channel," Battle Guy announced.
That meant that Trojan and I could communicate without Kick-Ass and Shadow hearing us. The fact that I had not heard Kick-Ass or Shadow told me that they were on a discrete channel, too! So Battle Guy was keeping neutral, good for him.
"Trojan, we can talk freely without those two assholes hearing!" I advised.
"That sounds like a useful idea," Trojan replied.
"Now we have some planning to do," I started and checked where Kick-Ass and Shadow were in my visor. "We haven't got long..."
I noticed that Hit Girl had stopped.
We were less than a half mile away from her. I pulled over and stopped, with Shadow beside me. I had a bad feeling about this!
"I've got a bad feeling about this!" Shadow said and I laughed.
"Me, too! She knows we're after her and she's gone to ground – it's gonna be a fucking ambush!"
"Oh yeah!" Shadow replied. "At least we only need to worry about her and not Trojan!"
"Don't sell the kid short," I warned. "He'll surprise you one of these days!"
"Yeah, right!" Shadow scoffed.
..._...
We hid the motorcycles and approached the street where Hit Girl was located, on foot. I drew my batons and Shadow twisted the Jō in her hand. I sensed Shadow's apprehension – which mirrored my own. We both knew exactly what Hit Girl was capable of and she knew that we knew, so I had a feeling that she would arrange something devious – and I was right – sneaky bitch!
Kick-Ass headed into an alley, after we had heard some breaking glass.
I thought it was a distraction and so did Kick-Ass, but he had reasoned that Hit Girl would try a double bluff. I stayed at the entrance of the alley, watching Kick-Ass' back. That turned out to be a mistake!
I saw a blur out the corner of my eye and started to call out to Kick-Ass, but a pair of boots hit me in the right shoulder and I fell to the ground, dropping the Jō and I then rolled into the street. I looked up to find a boot coming down across my throat and a very sharp blade just an inch from my stomach – I didn't dare move!
The blade was attached to one-half of Hit Girl's bō-staff, except that it wasn't Hit Girl holding the handle – it was that fucking brat, Trojan!
"Game over, Shadow!" He growled, with a smug look on his face.
"Shadow, it's a fucking amb..." I heard Kick-Ass shout before he was cut off and I heard his breath rush from his lungs.
"You fucking little cunt!" I growled back, and then smiled. "Well done brat! You gonna let me up?"
"Not a fucking chance, bitch!"
I just laid back and waited for it all to be over.
I was wrestling with something vicious and purple that had appeared out of nowhere and kicked me down to the alley floor. Hit Girl had wrestled one baton out of my hand and she now held it to my throat, pushing down hard.
I pushed back with all my strength, managed to free my other baton, and cracked Hit Girl hard on her ass. She stopped and stared at me open mouthed – then I saw I eyes scowl and she drove the armour of her left fist into my abdomen. Thank God, I only felt a fifth of the pain – which was enough thank you very much!
Hit Girl flipped herself off to the side and waited for me to stand.
"You yield, Ass-Kick?" She growled, with an evil grin.
"Hell no!" I hissed back.
A purple blur then followed in which I was punched and kicked several times, and then she stopped and glared at me.
..._...
"Move a muscle and I sever your fucking head, Kick-Ass!" A young voice growled from a foot or so below me.
To me left, I saw the glint of light off a razor sharp bō-staff blade that was just a millimetre from my throat. I slowly looked down to find Trojan, with an enormous smile on his face.
"You yield, asshole?" Trojan added.
"Hell yeah!" I laughed. "Where's Shadow?"
"I had to shut her up!" Trojan said passing the bō-staff to Hit Girl.
We walked back down the alley and we found a wriggling and very pissed off Shadow. Her wrists and ankles were bound with duct tape and a piece of tape had been placed over her mouth.
"An improvement!" Kick-Ass laughed and received a vicious glare from Shadow, plus some muttered obscenities.
Kick-Ass ripped off the tape from her mouth, which made Shadow scream with the pain! He then cut the tape around her wrists and ankles.
"You are an evil little brat, Trojan!" Shadow growled.
"I warned you not to underestimate him!" Kick-Ass said then looked at Hit Girl. "You enjoyed yourself, didn't you?"
"Kicking Kick-Ass is the best thing ever!" Hit Girl replied with a big grin.
Later that night
Safehouse F
"That was totally awesome, Aunt Cathy!" Curtis blurted out as he pulled off his mask and ran over to his Aunt.
"It sounded like you had fun!" She replied with a big smile.
"I beat Shadow and taped her up!" He boasted.
"Only because I was being nice!" Chloe replied, looking annoyed.
"Maybe Josh can tape you up – might add some fun to the bedroom!" I suggested.
Chloe glared at me.
"You bitch, Mindy!"
"And proud of it!" I replied laughing at Chloe's blushes.
..._...
"So, was that fun?" I asked, once Curtis had stopped talking – which actually took quite a while.
"Thank you, thank you, and thank you! It was so awesome – I love you Mindy, you are the best!" Curtis blurted out. "It was unreal – can we do it again?"
"I don't think Shadow would stand for another night's humiliation!" Dave said with a smirk.
Chloe walked over to Curtis.
"I'm impressed Curtis, that was very well done. I am very pleased to know that my cousin is going to be a real vigilante, one day. Keep it up and try not to fuck up like I do – learn from my mistakes!" Chloe said magnanimously.
"That was well said Chloe!" Cathy said approvingly as Curtis gave Chloe a huge hug.
Five days later
Thursday
West Ridge
It was a call for help, from across the Atlantic Ocean.
"Mindy – we need your help, something is happening that is out of our control," Natasha said over the phone line.
"We'll be there!" I replied. "I'll let you know when and where – I have a few things to sort out first!"
"Thank you, Mindy. I really mean that."
"Stay safe, guys!"
..._...
I explained the short phone all to the others.
"Well, you've gotta go!" Marcus said.
"But..."
"We'll be fine without Hit Girl for a few days!" Marty said.
"But..."
"Mindy – take Dave, Chloe and Josh – I'm sure he'd love to go 'home'!" Marcus insisted.
"You trying to get rid of us – or just me!" I growled.
"Don't tempt me!" Marcus grinned.
Four days later
Monday
West Ridge
"Happy anniversary, Mindy!"
"Is it that time already?" Mindy asked.
"Fuck yeah!" I replied.
"So what is it now?"
"Would you believe that it's been six years since I first saw that scrawny little purple maniac at Rasul's apartment?"
"It's been that long?"
"And worth every minute!" I said. "Well, most of them!"
"Ass!" Mindy replied with a laugh and we sank down into the deepest kiss, which then led to something else...
"Dave! It's the middle of the afternoon!"
"I don't give a shit!" Dave murmured, as he ran his lips over my neck and I quivered.
Oh God! I kicked off my shoes, pushed myself back into Dave, and felt the heat from his body merge with my own. His hands started to wander down my back and then up my shirt. As his fingers gently caressed my backbone, I felt chills and started to giggle. Dave then lifted my shirt off and ran his lips over my left shoulder, while his right hand caressed my breast over the bra. Tremors started to shoot through my body and I felt certain feelings above my crotch and a moist feeling further down. I felt the clip of my bra release and I allowed the garment to fall to the bed.
I moaned, loudly and did not care who heard me – oh God I needed this!
Mindy was melting into me as I ran my hands over the soft skin of her shoulders and then down to her chest.
I could feel her quivering under my touch and the moans coming from her mouth – oh God!
My left hand ran over her nipple, Mindy squealed with delight, and her right hand moved down between her legs. Damn – if I didn't remove my trousers I was going to snap something! I let go of Mindy and she moaned, letting me know of her displeasure at my releasing her.
I ripped off my shirt and trousers and felt relief – those jeans were tight! I seized Mindy and started kissing her like never before, I felt her tongue running around inside my mouth, and I returned the favour. Her hands moved south and into my shorts and my breath caught – damn I was sensitive, but then so was Mindy.
"What's going on in there?" Megan asked, looking at the door to Dave and Mindy's room.
"You don't want to know – believe me!" I advised.
"They exercising or something, Josh? Mindy keeps moaning!"
"Yeah, they're exercising! Now get back downstairs!" I suggested and could feel myself blushing at the noise coming from the other side of the door.
I undid Mindy's jeans and carefully ran my hand down into her pubic hair, which by this stage was very moist and as soft as ever and the heat that was being generated was something else.
"Dave... Oh my God!" Mindy screamed as my fingers explored that area between her legs and I grabbed hold of a breast and massaged the hardened nipple. I felt the quivers shoot through her body and she moved her hips rhythmically against my hand and fingers.
She was really moaning now as I eased her jeans down, followed by a pair of, by now, very damp knickers. Mindy was really starting to move about the bed, as I massaged her down below and up top simultaneously, then she started to hold her breath and her eyes screwed up. Both hands clasped my back and nails dug into my skin sending pain shooting across my back. The pain just heightened my senses as I enjoyed my fiancée and treated her like the woman she was.
I knew what was about to happen, but it still caught me unawares as Mindy suddenly braced and then ripped herself from my hands and pulled her knees up to her chest and she stopped breathing for what seemed like hours, but was barely a minute. Then...
"Oh for fuck's sake!" Paige exclaimed, blushing furiously at the loud drawn out scream from above their heads.
"She has some lungs that girl!" Marcus commented, looking very uncomfortable.
"We need ear plugs!" I commented feeling very embarrassed.
"Good idea, Josh!" Paige commented.
"Some soundproofing wouldn't go amiss!" Marcus added dryly.
Mindy finally started breathing again.
I laid down beside her, she started to control her breathing, and I could see her legs twitching.
"Good orgasm!" I asked, grinning.
"It felt like a damn grenade going off inside my fucking cunt!" Mindy replied and then giggled. "Your turn!"
God, I loved this man!
He almost ripped me apart, but hell that feeling was to fucking die for! I pushed Dave to one side, so he fell onto the bed and I yanked down his shorts to reach my favourite part. I took him into my mouth and ran my tongue around and around and felt Dave's breath catching each time – I loved being in control!
I continued kissing and caressing, causing Dave to move around the bed and groan and groan. The moving turned to thrashing and I almost bit down as his fists landed on my back and started pulling at me. Damn he was strong!
Then just as the pounding on my back got too much, the pounding stopped and I knew that the best bit was about to come! Pun intended...
Dave exploded directly into my face and I savoured every hot, slippery, slimy drop. I licked what I could reach and then I giggled – I was one strange bitch! I gave Dave a minute to catch his breath, while I grabbed a towel and wiped the excess from my face, ignoring that which dripped down my chest. I jumped on top of Dave and kissed him, as if I was about to die and he kissed me back.
Electric shocks started surging through me again and I needed him – I needed him inside of me – and soon!
"Fuck me, dammit!"
I saw Marcus close his eyes and bury his face in his hands. Paige started to laugh uncontrollably, but trying in vain to restrain herself. I had to admit, Marcus and Paige had picked one hell of a day to get the interior of their house painted! Mindy had said that they could spend the day here, but never said that there would be entertainment!
I felt Dave slip inside me and the feeling of fulfilment was complete.
He had never felt so good - never! Every thrust of his bulging muscles sent electric shocks and quivers throughout my body, not to mention he feelings from his hands that massaged my nipples. This was almost unbearable – I had stamina – more than most, but fuck!
Then it came and so did Dave! We both yelled out together and Dave shook as he came, before he fell off me to the side and he tried in vain to control his breathing. I was being ripped apart from my crotch upwards – the pain, but the feeling... Oh, fuck, fuck!
I just lay there for what felt like an hour.
After a long shower, together of course, Dave and I got dressed and went downstairs.
We found Marcus, Paige and Josh in the living room.
"Hi guys, what's happening?" I asked not sensing the uncomfortable feeling in the room.
"Nothing – boring afternoon!" Marcus said staring straight ahead and avoiding my face.
"Peaceful!" Paige admitted, looking a bit pink in the face and biting her lip.
Josh kept his mouth shut and refused to look at me.
"You two finished your exercise then?" Megan asked, innocently, as she came into the living room and I felt myself blushing as Paige exploded and burst out laughing. "You two make one hell of a racket!"
Two days later
Wednesday
Safehouse F
I forget this goddamn day, every fucking year!
Unfortunately, for me, Dave does not!
Last year it was paint exploding in the bathroom, but this year he went easy on me!
He had painstakingly replaced two magazines of nine-millimetre rounds with rounds that contained no gunpowder. I had then spent half an hour stripping down my pistols and reassembling them, looking for what was causing the misfires, before I realised that Dave, Marty and Marcus were watching me and trying desperately not to laugh! Then I found that all the milk in the kitchen had been dyed purple – which kind of put me off getting a drink that I had actually been looking forward to; I like being purple, but I don't want to drink it!
I still hadn't worked out the date, until I then found my beautiful Panigale motorcycle shrink-wrapped in Day-Glo orange plastic - I hate orange! The three assholes were all watching me and then they just burst out laughing.
"April fool!"
I was speechless and wanted to be mad with them, but it was kinda funny and surprisingly harmless, considering!
Then I heard a loud shout from upstairs.
" A!"
"You called, err, bellowed!" I replied, innocently and braced myself for the imminent explosion, as Chloe emerged out of the bathroom, very naked and very, very – blue!
"I – am – going – to – break – every – bone – in – your – body!"
"April fool!" I tried.
"And that will just be for starters, you British prick!"
"You don't like blueberry?"
Chloe actually laughed!
"You are a grade A asshole, you know that don't you?"
"I learnt from the best!"
"Who, Mindy?"
"No, Shadow!"
"I'll give you that one – now give me a kiss!"
"Mmmm, you taste good!"
Authors Note: At this point, you are strongly advised to read the story: Hit Girl Hits Britain, for the next events in the Forsaken timeline. You can ignore the story, but events in Hit Girl Hits Britain will be referred to from time to time. Chapter 141 of Forsaken continues almost two weeks after the end of this chapter (Chapter 140). For those who have already read Hit Girl Hits Britain, changes and updates have been made to that story to bring it into line with Forsaken.