(AN) I don't own Percy Jackson or Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss.
Chapter 1: Azrael meets the Redeeming Princesse of Hell
Azrael was in his office doing some paperwork when he saw the commercial advertising the formerly known Happy Hotel now known as the Hazbin Hotel. Azrael gets a little curious and decides he will go check it out. Azrael finishes his work for the day and leaves. He makes his way to the hotel. When he arrives he is unhappy seeing that the doors are too small for him. He teleports inside and looks around the lobby. Azrael then hears yelling as he sees Angel Dust being chased by Vaggie who has a spear. He stands there and watches as Charlie comes out of her office to try and break up the fight while Niffty and Husk just watch as Alastor steps out of the shadows with his signature smile. Azrael watched for a bit and then cleared his throat to get their attention. They all stop and turn to him.
Charlie is the first to speak and said"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. I'm Charlie Morningstar and how can we help you?" Azrael was about to speak when Alastor snarls and said"Get out of here you goody two shoe." Azrael looks to Alastor and says"No. I will not leave." As he spoke his voice sounded hollow, ghastly, haunting, disembodied, and echoed throughout the entire Hotel. This sent a chill up everyone's spines. Azrael turns to Charlie and said"Hello my dear. I'm Azrael the Demon of Justice and I'm here because I wanted to discuss your plan and try to help you succeed if you'll hear me out." Charlie smiles and said"That's great, but it'll have to wait until after my meeting with the leader of the exterminators." Azrael was shocked and said"That's fine but if you don't mind I would like to tag along on this meeting? I'll understand if you don't want me to." Charlie is shocked but smiles and said"Sure you can join me if you want." Azrael smiles under his mask and asked"So when do we leave?" Charlie smiles and answered"Well let's go now." Azrael nodded and exited the hotel alongside Charlie and Vaggie and Vaggie introduced herself to Azrael as they left.
They arrived at the Heaven Embassy and entered to see two people. These people were Adam and Lute. Adam was eating some ribs and when he saw them he said"Finally your here. This is Lute and my name is Adam." Adam offers his hand to shake Charlie's. Charlie begins to reach for Adam's hand while introducing herself when Azrael stops her. Charlie looks up to him and asked"Why are you stopping me from shaking his hand?" Azrael answered"Because he isn't truly here, it's a hologram." He swipes his hand through Adam's, proving that Adam isn't even truly there. This shocked both Adam and Lute. Lute asked"How did you know that we aren't truly here?" Azrael looks at her and said"You have specks of dust floating through your bodies. That's how now let's start this meeting." Azrael's bone chilling voice sent a chill up both Lute and Adam's spines.
Adam turns to Charlie and asks"So what is this plan of yours sweet cheeks?" Charlie ignores the name and began to explain her plan until Adam laughed in her face and began to sing.
"If what you're suggesting is letting them climb
Up the ladder oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?"sang Adam
Charlie begins to say"Well, um…"
Adam cut her off.
"Sorry sweetie, but there's no defyin' their fates
'Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better, now they boil in a pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again" sang Adam.
Charlie tried to speak when Azrael began to sing.
"So you think the poor souls, that have done nothing but try to survive
deserve to suffer,
While angels do as they please and remain in the sky,"
Azrael gets in Adam's face with his eyes glowing bright with rage and power.
"Who or what gave you the right to,
Decide their fate,"
Azrael stared into Adam's soul. Adam tried to speak but Azrael cut him off by continuing to sing.
"I know your motivation and it's disgusting,
You want power,
You want to be a god,"
Adam backs away from Azrael and falls over as Azrael continues.
"You're nothing,
You're weak,
You're pathetic,
You're miserable,
And you're cocky,
I know you hunger for more blood,
The blood of the sinners,
I know you plan to return for it,
Be ready for a fight when the time comes,
Now leave."
(AN: I know I can't write a song but I just wanted to try and let me know your opinion of it and if you want me to keep doing it or not.)
Finished Azrael as he glared down at Adam. Adam was pissed anyelled"We'll be back in 6 months to slaughter you all!" Adam and Lute return to Heaven as Vaggie and Charlie look at him in anger and shock. Vaggie yells"You fucking moron you ruined possibly are only chance to stop the cleansing!" Charlie was about to speak when Azrael said"There was never a chance to get them two on board with Charlie's idea and I know because I have dealt with people like them before dying. So I speak from experience. So if I were you I'd stay silent or I could" Azrael leans close to Vaggie's ear "reveal your little 'angelic' secret." Azrael backs away as Vaggie is in shock. Charlie was confused but shoke it off and said"Let's head back to the hotel." Azrael nodes and they head back to the hotel. When they arrive they parted ways after Azrael promised Charlie that he would stop by tomorrow to have their talk since she has had a long day and needs some rest. Azrael returns to his home and goes to bed.
