6524: Using the summoning facilities in an attempt to resurrect extinct species is prohibited. Don't ask why we had to make this rule; just blame the SCIENCE! girls.
6524a: OH MY GOD, AUSTRALIA WHY?!
Long is the day where there aren't any explosions, experiments gone wrong, or screams. It may seem counter intuitive but every Admiral secretly preferred it when their science!girls did something they shouldn't. It beat waiting and watching and worrying about the doue chaos that might occur from even a single day of silence.
Therefore, in Sydney Australia, Admiral Kirkpatrick was secretly terrified out of her mind! For the last few months, the laboratory had been completely quiet. Not a peep out of the shipgirl's working there since South Dakota's teleportation machine incident. That had been six months ago!
Admiral Kirkpatrick's scream when she heard shouting as something in the lab decided to go up in smoke had a slightly happy tinge to it. At last, the Chaos Laws could be free again. And hopefully, it would not be too bad…
The laboratory was on the far side of the base from her office. So naturally, when combined with superior shipgirl speed, Kirkpatrick was the last to arrive. Several of the largest shipgirls, even the foreign ones, were standing in a tight circle, rigging deployed. Uh oh!
Australia was standing off to the side, being held in place by the back of her collar. An absolutely furious Sydney standing behind her. Double uh oh!
And then finally, South Dakota was there as well. The American battleship had a massive, shit-eating grin on her face. Hattrick uh oh!
"Isn't Greg adorable?!" She sang. "He's your new pet."
Kirkpatrick wasn't sure she wanted anymore "pets". She definitely didn't want this pet once she saw what it was! Standing four feet at the shoulder, his head being held another foot higher than that, with four powerful limbs topped with five razor sharp claws. And a tail that was half his 23 foot body length. The 2 ton beast could only be one thing, a Megalania!
South Dakota (damn her!) was still grinning. But Australia now looked sheepish as the Admiral turned to her, dark black with white eyes. "Youuuuuu…."
What followed was the beat down to beat all previous beat downs. Kirkpatrick was aware that Greg had lent a helping claw or two in teaching Australia a lesson. When through, human and lizard looked each other in the eye. There was an exchange of nods and Greg lumbered off into the woods surrounding the base.
15050: "Welcome to Naval Air Station Sydney. Yes we do have a giant lizard on base. His name is Greg and he likes goats and head scratchies!"~ part of the Welcome packet new shipgirls receive