Susan Subplot ; fae ( Smartholomew Mouthitcus ). Doctor ; The 1st , AKA "The Original" .
Part 1 ; Timmy Turner .
Chapter.
Timmy blinked, staring at the kid in front of him. Cosmo and Wanda, had brought the boy to a party in Fairy World. There were lots of kids, with their Fairy godparents...
but one boy was sitting all by himself... looking lonely. Timmy decided to cheer him up... and wished he hadn't.
"You didn't actually believe you got a Fairy just because you're miserable?" The other boy eyed him. "You're literally the mortal descendant of Jorgen Von Strangle. Like how I'm a descendant of Luna. Both are 'Royal Fae', whom make a point of having their anti-bodies, look after their mortal children."
"Antibodies?" Timmy tilted his head.
The boy just looked at him... like he was stupid. "That's what your fairy godparents are... literal antibodies for General Von Strangle. They are tiny organisms, that inhabit his dimensional body. Acting independently, while still part of his body, they keep him healthy. While doubling as his servants."
"... Dimensional Body?"
Now the boy was looking at him with flat out annoyance, "Didn't you ever ASK your fairies about where they come from?"
"Of course I have!" Timmy insisted. "They just told me 'Fairy World'."
The other boy snorted, "The Fae City, is where General Von Strangle lives. It's a massive, interdimensional, cross section. Where your fae originate, is the city sized pocket dimension, inside Jorgen."
"Smartholomew Mouthitcus!" What kind of gibberish was that!?
A fairy quickly glided over... He had blue skin, black hair, pointed ears... and bat wings... He even looked a lot like Cosmo... just kinda... evil... "What have I told you, about calling the Royals by name."
The boy flinched, "Sorry, A.C." His fairy gave him a stern look, before flying a short distance away. Enough to see the pair, while still giving them privacy.
"Smartholomew?" Timmy asked his first question.
The other boy, rolled his eyes. "That's my name. It's Gallifreyian for 'Cheeky Word Smith'. You bloody humans corrupted our beautiful language."
"riiiiiiiiight," Timmy was even more confused.
Smartholomew sighed. "My guardian thought he was being clever, giving me a defiant name like that. So I chose the name 'Susan Foreman'. Which is kinda the opposite... it's my promise to be obedient and helpful... Pran-father Rassillion was very pleased by that name."
"You mean 'Grandfather'?" Timmy tilted his head.
"Nah," The boy waved off. "A 'Pran-Father' is the progenitor of a clan. Their true immortals, whom serve on the High Command. My people don't actually have a word for 'Grandfather'... as our family's work different then humans.
"We are a genetically engineered race. With children born in clutches, a few thousand at a time. We are raised by the whole clan. With the head of the clan called our 'Father'. While the other adults called our 'Aunts' or 'Uncles'.
"I'm a bit weird... cuz I do have a grandfather, but he's not so much my parent's parent... as more then my father. A 'Grand' Father, ya get it. He adopted me, and personally raises me."
Timmy... really didn't understand. He understood the words, but he'd never heard of a culture like that. Was genetic engineering even possible, on that level?
"I'm from a different dimension then yours," said Smartholomew... errrr 'Susan'? What a horrifying name for a boy. And he said he CHOSE it!!! That alone was the biggest proof, he really was from another universe. "The mortal kids here, are from all over the multiverse. This is kinda a Cosmic playdate. To celebrate our Fae Pran-Parents. It's one of the few times we meet other people's fairy ancestors. Normally we just interact with our own."
Timmy slowly nodded, then couldn't help but ask. "You're fairy is pretty strict with ya, huh?"
Smartholomew sighed, "Way too much, General Luna even gave him permission to spank me."
Timmy blushed, "Why'd she do that? Fairies are supposed to make our lives better, right?"
"Where Jorgen only looks after, the truly miserable of his descendants," The boy explained. "General Luna looks after us all. It helps she doesn't have as many kids as Jorgen. I hear he was a major slut, in his day."
Smartholomew suddenly gagged, and soap bubbles started foaming at his mouth.
A.C. floated over, "You know I won't tolerate you talking that way about anyone. Much less a Royal."
The boy squirmed, as Timmy blushed.
"Timmy!" Wanda finally found the boy in the crowd. Cosmo right behind her, as always.
Cosmo spoke to the other boy's fairy. "Sorry about this Anti-Cosmo."
"For the last time, my name is Arthur Cosmotious," The fairy scoffed, adjusting a monocle. "I may be your interdimensional counterpart, but kindly stop lumping us together."
Cosmo hugged the blue fairy, "I love you to!!!"
Cosmotious sighed, "Yes yes, good show old boy, and whatnot. Now I have an unruly, and rather rude, child to deal with. Kindly take your ruffian elsewhere."
"WE SHOULD SET UP A PLAY DATE!!!" Cosmo screamed, eagerly.
Cosmotious just sighed, "Very well, but later," The boy suddenly stopped eating soap... but still looked nervous, as if expecting something else to happen.
Wanda spoke up, "Yes, thank you for keeping an eye on Timmy. Come along, sweetie."
Timmy left Smartholomew's side, though watched with morbid fascination, as the blue fairy picked up the seemingly younger boy... and put him over his knees. Even pulling his shorts down, just enough to expose his bare rear.
"How many times do I have to tell you to show respect," Cosmotious scolded, as he began striking the little rump... with his wand.
It was all too soon, before the younger boy was crying and kicking. As Anti-Cosmo wielded his wand like a cane.
Timmy was feeling very grateful, his fairies would never punish him in public like that.
"Are you okay, Timmy," Wanda began to fuss over the boy.
"How come you didn't tell me I was related to Jorgen?" Timmy cut to the heart of it.
Both his fairies shared a look.
Wanda explained, "Fairies don't tend to teach their charges, about stuff like that, until they turn 12."
"That kids 12!" Timmy demanded. "He's shorter then me!!!"
The fairies shared another look, before Cosmo sighed "He's actually 34-"
Before his Fairies could explain more, Timmy eagerly jumped in with, "Did he use his Anniversary Wish, to give himself eternal youth?" Timmy had honestly been debating the same. It was against, "Da Rulez", but the Anniversary Wish was rule free.
"No, much worse then that bit of childhood mischief," Cosmo sighed. "He's actually... sorta... an alien. His people just age slower then humans, so he has trouble relating to most of his fellow Fae descendants."
Timmy Slowly processed this. Then asked, "How come his Fairy looks like Cosmo."
Wanda just sighed. "Let's find Jorgen."
After the other boy "spilled the beans" about Timmy's own Fairy ancestry. Cosmo and Wanda brought the boy to the best fairy to answer his questions. They brought Timmy before Jorgen, and explained what Timmy wanted to know... and where he got the first tidbits of info.
"You really are my most troublesome descendant," Jorgen groaned. "You're great great grandmother, never gave me this much trouble." he grumbled. Then muttered. "I'll be having words with Luna... She tolerates far too much from that boy."
Then gave Timmy a lesson, the boy was surprisingly eager for.
• Jorgen might look like a 9 foot tall, muscular military man, but truth was, that was just his Avatar. The real him was a giant water bear, made of clouds. With his insides making up a city sized pocket dimension. What Timmy thought of as "Fairy World", was actually Jorgen's innards.
• The smaller Fairies really were his antibodies... and servants. Organisms that manifested inside him, from the moment he was conceived. Caring for his dimensional body, and keeping him healthy just by following their instincts... and living their lives.
• Fairy Godparents, looked after their Royal's descendants. Though Jorgen only paid attention, to his mortals that inherited the Fae Gene... and then only gave Fairy Godparents to the more miserable ones.
• Where the analogy ended, was fae antibodies were born with their Royal Fae. And couldn't die of old age. There were very few things that could kill them at all. They were immortal, and couldn't naturally reproduce. Looking after the royal fae's mortal descendants, for the sake of their Royal... and to fill their own void at being sterile.
• As a mortal descendant, with the Fae Gene, Timmy would live as long as Jorgen (Whom was near immortal), and would have a variety of unique powers, he could gain through his anniversary wishes.
All Mortal Fae had light bending, telekinesis, conjuration, and longevity. But the anniversary wish was meant to give the child a boon. To prepare him for when he grew up... And Timmy wasted one of his, by asking for his fairies back, after he lost the right to them.
• While Cosmo and Wanda would eventually stop being his fairy godparents. That didn't mean they would break all ties with the boy. They'd always remain close. It's just, once Timmy grew into his power, he'd be able to defend himself.
They promised Timmy, they wouldn't ever leave him, unless he did something so against "Da Rulez", Jorgen forced them apart. Which actually be harder to do, the older Timmy got.
• and apparently, the cartoon "Cinderella", was based on an old folk-tale, about a very real fae descendant.
• It was rare, and skipped most generations, but mortal fae could be born from any family line exposed to a royal... even a few trillion years later.
• The gene had skipped over Timmy's father, whom Timmy inherited from.
• Timmy's teacher, also inherited the gene, but was deemed unworthy of the power. So had his genes sealed, and his memory erased... which apparently Jorgen had been tempted to do to Timmy, more then once, but Cosmo and Wanda convinced him to give the boy second and fifth chances.
• While Timmy was indeed related to his teacher, it was very distantly. Coming from two different mortal lines. They had different great great great great great great Grandmothers...
Jorgen was embarrassed to say. In his youth, he had been quite the ladies man. Susan wasn't that far off, when he called the fae a "Slut". And no Jorgen wasn't going to explain what that was. And if he heard it again, he'd give Timmy a spanking, himself.
• While fairy wishes, were no "Monkey's Paw", Fae Antibodies don't actually have the power to affect reality.
Rather Cosmo and Wanda create pocket dimensions, a complex Illusion, filled with mirror images of the people Timmy knew.
If Timmy wished for things, like toys or food, his fairies could use permanent conjuration, to create it.
But if he wanted something world altering, they would just make a fantasy, for him to play in... that would use "Tough Love" to teach him a lesson, according to Fae Morality.
Jorgen was only keeping Timmy around, because he was learning these lessons well. Despite how much the boy stumbled.
These fantasies would teach all descendants, to understand the fae, and be worthy of their power. But in a safe... although painful, environment.
• The Reason Cosmotious looked like Cosmo, was because Jorgen was the biological son of Smartholomew's own fae Pran Mother. Their antibodies were very similar, but slightly different, as a result of cosmic genetics. Essentially being interdimensional counterparts.
Jorgen was a Warrior, because Luna taught him her trade, as a protector of the multiverse. Harvesting mortal champions, like his mother.
• As a Royal Fae, Jorgen was a living dimension. So extremely magically powerful.
He was a Cosmic Parasite, that latched onto larger dimensions, to feed on a "Cosmic Force". Which he absorbed through mortals, he collected.
• While royal fae do collect mortals, they often pamper these individuals. Treating them like treasured pets. While their Fae Antibodies, help care for them.
Timmy's just never met Jorgen's, because they didn't actually live in his dimensional body. They Traveled the multiverse, feeding Jorgen from a few universes away... by getting into fights. As Jorgen fed on physical conflict.
Timmy wasn't going to be introduced to them, until he was 12, and started learning Fairy Magic.
• If Timmy, ever did wish for eternal youth. His Fairy Godparents, would just create a pocket dimension, and keep him there, until he was ready to grow up. This could take centuries, but eventually all children got the urge to grow up.
• Only the Anniversary Wish, used the actual Royal Fae's reality bending, to give one, truly unlimited, wish. These were rewards, for keeping up with the training.
"Satisfied?" Jorgen grunted. Although feeling strangely pleased with how focused Timmy was, paying wrapped attention to the impromptu lesson.
Looking at how the boy absorbed the nature of the fae, it was shocking to think he was a straight "F" student. Maybe Jorgen should check in on his more unworthy descendant. It wouldn't do, for the forced mortal to abuse the fae in training.
Smartholomew sniffled, as he returned from the party... Hating his fairy. Not for the public spanking, as a Time Tot he got those all the time. No, Susan was upset because he was made to leave the party early. True, he wasn't having fun... and hadn't wanted to go, but... it was embarrassing to be made to leave in disgrace.
'I won't stand for this' Thought the Time Tot, before activating his temporal powers.
• Do Over, Just before Smartholomew got in trouble.
"General Luna looks after us all. It helps she doesn't have as many kids as Jorgen." Susan managed to stop himself from saying the thing that got him in trouble.
Grumpily continuing his conversation with the other boy. None aware of the minor change to history.
As Timmy still had more questions, his fairies took him to see General Von Strangle. And all continued in a similar, yet much less painful manner... to backsides at least.
