Chapter 21

Me: we have a mission to save the president of America.

Mana: what happened now?

Me: the president got himself into a little mishap that lead to deaths at his re-election and he is supposed to die at his next campaign.

Kotori: which president we talking about.

Me: the one who came after Joe Biden.

Lincoln: Sidney the animal?

Me: no.

Gamagori: the Narwhal to kill?

Me: no.

Inumuta: is it how to watch YouTube?

Me: yes.

Lori: what kind of name is that.

Me: his actual name.

Leni: so he is a YouTube video?

Me: he is a YouTuber to.

Luan: I can't even make a joke with that name.

Lynn: yes you can.

Luan: how do I do that haha! Get it?

Me Leni and Lynn Sr laugh

Me: what's a joke?

Lynn Sr: good one honey.

Me: let's go save the president!!

At Washington DC how to watch YouTube is giving his speech

Me: ok can anyone see the targets?

Kotori: I see people with a briefcase.

Mana: there is someone coming with a rocket launcher.

Me: which roof top?

Lisa: the one Satsuki is at.

Satsuki: took him out already.

Me: you quick.

Lincoln: no matter what will will save him right?

Me: yes we will sa-

Htwy: and I will get rid of Blade Zero and he will leave forever!!

Crowd: let's go Zero!! (Clap clap) Let's go Zero!! (Clap clap) Let's go Ze-

Htwy: no will not keep him!

Me: ok let's leave him.

Tohka: but don't we hav-

Me: I don't care.

Shido: bu-

Me: so?

Inumuta: just give up.

Me: it's his fault.

Kotori: well what do we do now?

Me: ...who wants to dress as a shark?

The boys (besides Lynn Sr): I'm in!!

The girls: idiots.

Narrator: 20 hours later.

At the estate me and the boys come back with at least one bite

Me: that was fun!!

Sanageyama: it was stupid though.

Shido: who wants to go to Australia and dress as crocodile's?

The boys: I'm in!!

Me: I got the outfits ready!!

Lynn Sr: I'll tell them what you guys are doing.

Narrator: I like stupid shit and the boys doing stupid shit is way more funnier than girls doing stupid shit we'll see you all later.