Chapter 55 Hate

Me: just jump up kick back whip around and spin it's easy!!

I'm trying to teach RWBY the "Weekend Whip" dance

Yang: we can't do it!

Me: you just need to jump kick back then whip around and end it with a spin what's hard about that?

Blake: everything you just said.

Me: you just need to listen to THE MUSIC!!!

Mana: calm down Blade!

Me: (takes a deep breath in and out) you know what? We don't need to do it.

Weiss: no we are doing it.

Me: but you just said! (Calms down) ok we'll do it one more time and if you can't do it we stop deal?

Ruby: deal!

Me: if you don't shut the hell up!! (Breathes in and out) ok in five four three two.

Mana: plays the music and I do it perfectly while RWBY falls down on there face doing the kick back

Me: ...how are you girls so stupid?

Yang: we're not stupid!!

Me: you can't even do a simple DANCE!!!

Ruby: yes we can.

Nora: no you can't!!

Weiss: yes we can!

Me: you tried to do it but your leg was by your HEAD!!!!

Blake: that was once.

Me: in 500 tries.

Ruby: hey don't be mean!

Me: I have to keep my negative so I don't become a female again!!

Yang: what's wrong with being a girl?!

Me: I will have so much positivity that all the negativity will leave.

Weiss: that's not-

Me: the universe.

Blake: well we won't have any-

Me: the multiverse.

Ruby: that will do nothing.

Me: and then multiverse will explode with positivity.

Yang: yup that's pretty bad even though we will-

Me and RWB: no!

Yang: what?

Me and RWB: you know what.

Nora: Ren I'm hungry!

Ren: I'll make the pancakes.

Nora: thanks Ren!

Jaune: isn't the dance supposed to be easy?

Me: yes can you do it?

Jaune: I did three times when you were angry at RWBY.

Me: thank you I'm going to take a nap now.

Pyrrha: you did nothing.

Me: I know.

Ozpin: you should not rest.

Me: grr fine I won't. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Why was I screaming? You may ask well someone shot my dick which I did not grab because I'm not letting girls see my grab my nuts

Me: (in pain) why?!

Yang: you deserve it.

Me: (in pain) well now I will feel pain but not die! Thanks Yang!!

Yang: so now you feel pain forever?

Lynn: let's test that out.

Me: don't even think about it.

Qrow: well at least you won't have 'him' on you.

Ruby: who's 'him'?

Glynda: 'him' is called Tyrant he is impossible to kill and we used Blade so we could leave.

Ozpin: and he couldn't feel the pain so he was only focused on Blade.

Me: now I'll feel his punches if he comes back!

Yang: sorry.

Me: whatever. See you later everyone.