Chapter 66 I think this is probably some dumb shit shorts part 1
We start of with Jordan trying to convince me and Kotori to let her use the God Mode room but while Kotori is paying attention I'm on my phone playing WWE SuperCard
Jordan: and that's the reason's why I should use the God Mode room for tonight.
Me: sure.
Kotori: did you listen to a word she just said?
Me: yeah she wants to be a Goddess we should let her us- fuck!! I'm in 2nd in platinum!! (Checks leaderboard) I only need 500 more points ok just do elimination chamber 3 times and then Royal Rumble 2 then that's it.
Kotori: how did I get with you?
Me: love you to.
Jordan: so do I permission to use the room for tonight?
Kotori: no-
Me: definitely.
Kotori: no she-
Me: invite anyone you want to.
Jordan: (hugs me) thank you thank you I love you!!
Me: (pats her head) yeah yeah love you to. Well I guess you should get ready.
Kotori: am I just going to be ignored!?
Jordan: (let's go of the hug) well I best go prepare!!
Jordan leaves the room while Kotori is glaring into my soul
Me: yes yes I won! platinum 1st baby!!!! I'll go be me with random people!
I teleport out while Kotori sighs at my dumbness
Kotori: I love him so much but he is so dumb.
Timeskip to 10 pm
Lincoln walks towards the God Mode room and sees Jordan in a um...well...uh
Narrator: cut to Beck!!!
We now see Beck in his bed with tears looking at a picture of female me (aka Reactive Heart form) and he misses that form of me
Beck: I miss you. (Kisses the picture) forever and ever babe.
I barge into his room with Omnipotent
Me: no no no no no...(deep breath) giivvee it!!!
I raise Omnipotent above his head making him forcefully give me the picture
Me: now never do that (girly voice) ever! (normal voice) again!!
I leave his room while Beck is shocked at what I did making him cheer with me outside his room and I roll my eyes and shake my head because of him
Me: ...moron.
I walk away and it cuts to Shido who is currently being taught by Johnny how to make his own destiny
Johnny: just concentrate on what you want.
Shido: ok I got it.
Johnny: now I want you to say it out loud ok?
Shido: I can do that... I want Blade to finally have some common sense.
Johnny: finally someone said it!!
Me: (from another room) I heard that!!!
Johnny and Shido look at each other scared with Johnny quickly making a portal and they both jump into the portal
Cuts to me and Lily Iz
She asked how to master the princess style of my Balance Breaker and we both go outside sitting on my our knees
Me: now since you have some of my and Lily's power you have to be able to use it without going insane which is very easy for you.
As I continue to explain Lily Iz is just sitting there looking at me like this is some advance math class
Me: and that's what you have to do understand?
Lily Iz: um...yes?
Me: hmm...(Lily Iz starts to sweat) well let's start off with your strength.
Lily Iz exhales all the air she held in and gets to her feet and we get into our stances Lily getting in a boxing stance while I do a Vergil stance with Omni and we moved at incredible speeds that not even Lily Iz thought she would ever have and now we are face to face Omni and Princess (her Omni style)
Me (??? voice): foolish daughter.
Lily Iz tilts her head in confusion at my voice which I take advantage of and kick her back and she fly's to the wall making a crack which I don't notice and as she looks up a huge rock the size of Mars comes at her which she has no time to dodge and she lifts her hands up catching the rock with ease
Me (normal voice): well... let's continue.
I throw another rock the size of Jupiter which she catches with the Mars rock and I throw one the size of this universe which I see she is staggering
Me: now this will knock you... down!!
I throw a rock the size of the multiverse which lands on top of the other rocks which she has trouble to balance which led me to run towards her jumping in the air and changing to my King of Everything form and I feel her fall deep into the earth causing me to fly up and land in front of the hole changing back ti my human form and then pretend like nothing happened
Cuts to me Annahbelle Secret Amber and Beck arm wrestling with me against them but their winning but I have a secret advantage
Me: (grunting) hey Beck.
Beck: what do you want?
Me (girly voice): you wouldn't let me lose right Baby?
Beck stop's and after 50 seconds he moves his hand the other making them all lose and they are swearing and yelling at Beck but he is daydreaming about female me
Me (normal voice): idiot.
As I walk away Beck is looking at me well... mostly my butt why? He misses me as a female
Cuts to me and Miku having a sing off with Grace Tohka and Austin judging who the winner will be
Me: I'll win.
Miku: no you won't because your facing me!! (Singing) using the shower head as a mic the voice that resounds in the bathroom sing la la la, la la la the echo that comes back seems special even though I'm happy now can I still remember the feelings I had at that time? Let me sing you a song and let's sing alone the millions of stars spread out are the best gifts.
Me: ...
Tohka Austin and Grace: ...
Grace: (whispers to Tohka) Blade can't win this.
Tohka: (whispers to Grace) he has to have a good song.
Austin: (in head) is it gay to kiss a girl? Because your kissing someone who likes... wait a minute!!!
Me: your good but with this I'll win. (Singing) there's parts of me I can not hide (cannot hide) I've tried and tried a million times (ooh) la-da-da-di-da la-da-da-di-da la-da-da-di-da cross my heart hope to die welcome to my darkside.
(Credit goes to NEONI)
Tohka Austin and Grace: BLADE WINS!!
Miku: what?!?! He used a song to win!!
Grace: hey! There were no rules saying he couldn't use song that was already made!
Me: (bowing) thank you thank you. I should be on my way!
I teleport Austin Tohka Grace and myself away from Miku
Austin: why did you do that?
I only point towards the garden and they see it on fire
Grace: (jumps back) damn!
Cuts to me Ironwood Winter and Lisa all having a discussion about my tech well they forced me to
Me: I don't know why you want my tech.
Ironwood: if we have your tech everyone on Team Maelstrom will possibly have a fraction of your Nanotech to enhance their weapons.
Lisa: I only want to study what you can do and everything else.
Winter: ...besides that just trust us Blade.
Me: ok fine!
They smile
Me: but you have to ask Shiro about my Goku Uniform.
They all do a anime fall
Me: well I guess I should switch my gender.
I bring out a box and bring out a certain Magical Girl staff out and my body change's into my female form with my hair into a high ponytail a red crop top a black skirt with 2 inch heels and as they all get up they see female me where male me stood then everything paused with Author me and Neptune appearing
Neptune: are you a girl author?
Author me: no I'm a male but I accidentally became a female.
Neptune: now why would you want to do that?
Author me: I'm genderless but can just switch my gender's it's something I really want ok?! Don't judge me!
Neptune: I'm only asking why?
Author me: ... uh... I was just trying to get thoughts on what to do and that happened to be the first thing I'm not a transgender I don't understand the point of LGBTQ LGBT or whatever the hell it is! Let's continue!!
Author me and Neptune disappear and everything continues
Ironwood: um who are you miss?
Female Me: (laughs confusing them) it's Blade silly!!
They all are still confused until Beck appears grabbing my waist from behind
Beck: well well well look who's back. (Kisses my neck) Alexa I missed you.
Alexa (me): well Alexa missed you to.
I turn around and kiss Beck on the lips and it turns into a make out session with me jumping into his arms but as he puts me on a table in the corner of the room and reaches to my skirt only for a cough to stop him and end the make out session
Alexa (me): Alexa forgot about you guys!!
Beck: let's forget about them and go to my room baby~.
Alexa (me): Alexa loves that idea daddy~.
Beck only smirks and picks me up bridal style and brings me to his room and you only hear skin slapping moaning screaming and grunting
Narrator: 6 hours later.
Beck walks out of his room with some joggers and claw marks covering his entire back and I'm in his bed eyes rolled up drooling a mess a goofy smile on my face with some (coughs) cu- (coughs) all over my body
Narrator: and that's where this will end right?
Neptune: one more!!
Shows Beck and male me standing face to face on top of the sun and having an argument
Me: no way I'm letting you get female me pregnant!
Beck: please Satan only talk's with Annahbelle not me and I really want a kid!
Me: I can just give you a child. (Realizes what I said) no not like that! Like make you a child with your power.
Beck: no!!
Me: fine you won't have a child of your own besides Satan!!
Beck: I don't give a damn anymore!!
Author me: and that's where this chapter ends!!