Chapter 72 Blade in court

We start off in the morning of the next day and we see me in my bed sleeping until Summer comes in with a pot and pan banging them together

Summer: WAKE UP BLADE!!!!!!

Me: ahhh!!(falls face first on the floor but gets up fast) Summer? W-why?

Summer: you have to go to court today!

Me: ...but why did you wake me up like that?

Summer: well how else was I supposed to wake you up?

Me: like a normal person would Summer.

Summer: and how was a normal person do it?

Me: hey wake up Summer wake up you have to go to court...something like that I don't know.

Summer: just get ready!!

Summer runs out of my room making me smile and get dressed in my current outfit and as I go into the kitchen everyone looks at me

Me: what? Is it my mask? Here.

I snap my fingers and my mask appears on my face and is not invisible

Me: better?

Satsuki: you can't wear that to court!

Me: why not?

Nonon: you need to dress to impress!

Me: ok I would do that but I don't give a fuck.

Secret: no you are going to change.

Me: what? You joking. The judge-

Lincoln: the judge will be mad? Yes.

Me: will deal with me again.

Raider: the judge that questions everything you do?

Me: yup Judge Sol I know weird name I think it's Samoan.

Kaila: well he's going to have a good time with you.

Me: I know why else do you think I cooked grits?

Lily: someone was watching Madea.

Me: Tyler Perry just be giving life lessons to us.

Austin: and that's why it says you've been arrested 4,573,471,698 times in one day...how?

Me: that was not my fault I wasn't trying to fight the judge his kids his grandkids his kids wife's and husband's his grandkids girlfriends and boyfriends so I done nothing wrong except kill 6 of them but you don't need to know which on a technicality I can win this case.

Rita: what does that story have to do with this?

Me: it doesn't I tried to make you all forget.

Gamagori: be like that and your ass finna be locked up!

Me: I'd rather fight all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm with them at full power and me at half I mean I'd still whoop their ass but still I don't want to go to no federal court.

Lisa: look Blade you need to see the bright side of this.

Lily iz: what bright side?

Lisa: if Blade gets locked in prison he can just kill everyone who looks at him.

Me: that's a great idea Lisa I'll just bring Alexa with me we're just two souls combined in one sharing the same body.

Lola: well he could-

Lana: Lola you know he can't do that.

Lola: I know but still Blade is the darkness.

Me: now that's all true. But I need to find away to avoid court.

Shido: to late court starts in an hour.

Kotori: and it's a 20 minute drive.

Me: fine I'll switch outfits.

My clothes changes into a suit and tie

Me: ok let's go.

Me Kotori Shido Secret Kaila and Mana all head to Secrets car

Me: I'll drive.

Kotori Mana Shido and Secret: no!!

Me: well you don't have to yell.

Kotori: Blade you know you never got a license.

Kaila: I'll drive.

Me: I call shotgun!

In the car we are talking about what I should do but I wasn't listening

Kotori: make sure you call the judge by your honor.

Shido: don't go admitting things to your lawyer bug in your case that won't matter.

Secret: don't question the judge.

Mana: Blade are you even listening?

Me: yeah yeah.

Kaila: he ain't listening to anyone right Dad?

Me: whatever.

Kaila: told ya.

Shido: Blade Blade Blade! Blade!!!

Me: what?! Were under fire! I got this everyone get hide!

As I'm about to get out of the car Secret grabs my shoulder

Secret: Blade we're not under attack you just need to listen.

Me: ok look if I win this one day case I'll go by the church.

Kotori: really?

Me: yes I will.

Mana: your lying.

Me: I'm not I promise I'll go by the church.

Kaila: we're here.

Kaila parks the car and we get out walking in

Me: wait I know Kaila is here for jury duty but why- aw you guys are here to sit behind me?

Shido: no we have jury duty for your trial.

Me: see this is why Alexa is the light and I'm the dark and we both rival each other but we know I'll always win.

Timeskip brought to you by chibi me having an argument with chibi Alexa

Just so you know the court part is from what I've seen on tv because I got no idea how court works

The bailiff: all rise for the honorable Judge Sol.

We all stand

Sol: you may be seated. Now um where is the defendant?

Everyone in the courtroom looks and sees I'm not where I'm supposed to be

Kaila: (to Secret) where's dad?

Secret: I don't know he's probably doing something stupid.

With me

I'm in my normal clothes and I'm currently dodging shots of Fire and Water from a universal Demon and a God and that's just the first wave of round one

Me: I feel amazing bring ''em all on!

On earth

Sol: Blade's trying to dodge court again?

Alexa as me: I'm here I just had to use the bathroom and I got lost.

Secret: (in her head) is that Alexa? (To Alexa through her mind) is that you Alexa?

Alexa as me: yes.

Secret: where's Blade?

Alexa as me: fighting many enemies that are a threat in the center of the Omniverse.

Secret: ok then.

Sol: classic Blade now we're in the state vs Blade Zero Blade how do you plea?

Alexa as me: hmm?

Sol: do you plead guilty or not guilty?

Alexa as me: well I'll plead not guilty because your ass will still put me in jail.

Sol: true true all true. Ya where's your lawyer?

Alexa as me: uh she's right here.

Alexa teleports Lisa who she temporarily made 40 years old

Alexa as me: (to Lisa) act like your a lawyer.

Lisa: ok...your honor my client is not guilty for the following reasons on why he had to kill Dagon.

Sol: and what was the motive?

Lisa: Dagon is a 12 ft tall demon with wings bigger than earth.

Sol: you do have a point does the prosecutor have any statements to add to that?

Prosecutor: no your honor.

With me

Right now I'm fighting 1,000 gods who are using 100% of their power while I'm only using 2% winning with ease

Me: I told you all that no one can beat me!

God 3: enough foolishness!

God 3 went to for a chop to my chest which I blocked and I gave him a step up enzuigiri

Me: ok that's it how many gods does it take to kill me?

God 783: how many?

Me: none you ugly motherfuckers!

I drop kick another God and killed another with Omni another God combined all of them together and they are 700 feet tall

Me: well... I'll be damned... I guess I need my mask.

My mask appears on my face

Me: let's fight!!

I fly up to the combined Gods and a shockwave could be felt around the Omniverse

On Earth

In the courtroom everyone felt the shockwave while the ones who know Secret and Alexa are pissed off at me

Sol: what was that?

Prosecutor: I think it's the world trying to stop us from sentencing Blade to jail!

Alexa as me: (in her head) if only he knew.

After the Prosecutor said that everyone besides Secret Mana Kaila Kotori and Shido

Sol: order order in the court!!

Alexa as me: yeah I'll take a seven hamburgers seven sodas-

Sol: you know what? I've come to a-

Alexa as me: but I'm not done yet.

Sol: yes you are I hate your ass and every damn time I see you in my court we can't even have a full court session so I decided you are not guilty now don't go getting yourself arrested again just go to church.

Alexa as me: don't worry I am!

Sol: good... court is adjourned.

Alexa as me: yes!!

Timeskip brought to you by chibi me talking to a rock

In the car everyone is happy that 'I'm' not going to prison

Kotori: you did it Blade!

Mana: in a weird way though!

Kaila: but at least he doesn't have to go to jail!

Shido: I didn't expect for the case to be over that quick.

I appear on the side of the passenger seat

Me: aw thank you.

Everyone besides me Alexa and Secret: ahhhhh!!!!

The car starts to go all over the road

Me: calm down everyone!

The car starts to stay in the lane

Me: so...can I come in it's weird being on the side of a moving car.

Alexa: sure.

I climb in the car and Alexa instantly pulls me into her lap

Me: uh why?

Alexa: the Blade shield.

Me: of course you would say that...so what were you all congratulating me on?

Shido: you not going to prison.

Me: yes and I would like to thank...me!! (My ribs immediately start to crush but I feel more pain than normal) and I like to thank Alexa to!!

Mana: do you feel more pain from Alexa?

Me: yes...she is the Dragon Goddess of Love and the dragon of light while I the Dragon God of Everything dragon of the unknown void and dark so we basically are like Scorpion and Sub Zero but more friendly because she is like a sister to me.

Everyone besides me and Alexa: that's so cute!!

Alexa: you heard that? They think your cute!

Me: no I'm not cute!! I'm a fighter!! Head Of The and Gods and Goddesses Table and Head Of The Omniverse Table!!

Kotori: that doesn't matter because of your cuteness!

Me: stop it!! Activate Timeskip!!

Timeskip brought to you by chibi me say "tatakae" to everyone that looks powerful

We are back home at the estate with everyone congratulating me and Beck flirting with Alexa who flirts back

And that's the End of this Chapter