Chapter 76 Lincoln's adventures episode one Lincoln unlocks Super Demon uncovers one of the Dragon Gods secrets and has a twin?
We start off with Lincoln sleeping in on an Saturday until he feels someone on top of him and he opens his eyes and sees Jordan looking at him like like a yandere looks at their victim before killing them
Lincoln: ...I'm going back to sleep.
Jordan: (in a yandere tone) on then I'll just wait all day long~.
Lincoln: actually I don't feel like sleeping in anymore!
Jordan: good because I thought I would have to punish you~.
Lincoln: now no need to punish me!
Jordan: well you're a good boy~.
Jordan leans down to Lincoln's lips and kisses him who kisses back and then a make out session happened and before anything else could happen his sister knocked on the door
Lincoln: (in his head) thank you Lily!
Lily iz: (knocks on the door with a rhythm and sings to the beat) open the door open the door right now! Just open the door right now!!
Lincoln: (to Jordan) I have to get that so-
Jordan: no no no you stay right there I'll get it~.
As Jordan goes to open the door Lincoln shocks her with an lighting strike
Lincoln: she definitely crazy (opens the door) what's up Lily?
Lily iz: daddy needs you.
Lincoln: ok I'll be there soon.
Lily iz: ok.
Lincoln closes the door and sees Jordan knocked out still
Lincoln: I wonder if dad will teach me to erase things from people's minds?
Timeskip brought to you by chibi Lincoln hiding from a chibi Jordan
We now see me sitting in a chair looking out a window watching a little girl and boy playing together
Me: they must be siblings judging by how they play.
Then Lincoln comes in
Lincoln: dad?
Me: your here.
Lincoln: yeah you told Lily to come get me.
Me: I know I know now the reason why your here is because as you know I have like a massive beast inside of me and I can't be in every chapter.
Lincoln: what?
Me: and he keeps trying to escape so that's why you will have your own chapters appearing in my fanfic.
Lincoln: fanfic?
Me: now I know your not as cool as I am but your young something that I still held on to.
Lincoln: your hair is all white!
Me: but after a talk with the narrator who talked to the author you can have your own adventures.
Lincoln: so you can teach me anything?
Me: I'll give you the ability of your choosing what is it?
Lincoln: I want to erase memories from people!
Me: (snaps fingers) there you can erase-
Lincoln: yes!!! (Hugs me) thank you thank you so much!!!
Lincoln runs out and as he does Ozpin comes in
Ozpin: why was Lincoln running out of here Blade?
Me: I gave him the power to erase people's memories and reasons on why to do stuff...ohhhhh!
Ozpin: yeah so are you going to?
Me: yes I won't be back until next chapter.
Ozpin: ...what?
Me: I'll miss being the main character of every chapter. I'll see you later Ozzy.
With Lincoln
Lincoln is currently in his room erasing Jordan's memories of her being like...her and back to the normal Jordan
Lincoln: so close (erased the yandere out of her) let's go!
After he said that Jordan woke up immediately and blushed once she realized she was in Lincoln's bed
Lincoln: oh hey Jordan how do you feel about me?
Jordan: (blushing) feel about you? Well your my friend so-
Lincoln: you have a crush on me don't you?
Jordan only stutters random words until Lincoln kissed her for a good 6 seconds until they heard some kind of creaking noise that's when they stop kissing
Lincoln: what was that?
Jordan: I don't know but it sounded like it was coming from below us.
Lincoln: well let's go send someone to kill whatever made that noise.
Jordan: what why?
Lincoln: that could possibly be a Demon God because we've seen Dagon before.
Jordan: ok but who are we going to send?
Lincoln: come on I'll be sending dad- he has to get his beast calmed down.
Jordan: let's go adventure on what might haunt Team Maelstrom!!
Jordan grabs Lincoln and rides on a water wave she made and went downstairs and they saw that the room below Lincoln's room is the basement
Jordan: are you ready Linky?
Lincoln: yeah no.
Jordan: what why?
Lincoln: everyone knows the basement is the most dangerous and scariest part of the house and in second place is the attic.
Jordan: well...to late!
She takes Lincoln down with him down into the basement and you could hear Lincoln's screams
Shido: well at least it's not Resident Evil or any other horror game.
In the basement
It's dark and cold in the basement and Lincoln turns his hand into a flashlight but it's only a flashlight in horror games like Resident Evil
Lincoln: ok so where do we go?
Jordan: I don't know but what I do know is that we have to be ready for anything.
Lincoln walks in front of Jordan and leads the way but before they move anywhere what could be heard as a zombie groaned
Jordan: what was that?
Lincoln: I think it was a zombie. Or some kind of zombified creature.
Jordan: ok let's keep going.
Lincoln: ok but I have a bad feeling about this.
As they keep moving around the basement they are meet with a dead end and then they hear the a door open and they instantly turn around with Lincoln moving his hand around
Lincoln: what? But I swear we heard that door.
Then what could sound like cowboy boots was walking in the walls?
Jordan: did you not just hear that Linky? Linky?
Jordan sees that Lincoln is frozen in place with a horrified look on his face as he is frozen still crawling could be heard coming towards them so Jordan has to come up with a plan either she has plan A fight for hers and Lincoln's life or plan B run away and possibly risk losing their life's so she went with plan B she picked up Lincoln running away from the boots but that only made the stomping sound grow louder and louder
STOMP
Jordan turns to the left
STOMP
Jordan turns right and kept running till it stopped and that's when Jordan got comfortable and sat Lincoln down near a wall and tried to catch her breath until a gloved hand grabs onto Lincoln's face
Jordan: Linky!!
Jordan splashes water on his face and Lincoln wakes up from the shock and saw a gloved hand on his face and his whole body changes into electricity shocking the man's hand so he pulls it back into the wall and you can hear stomping sounds moving away from them
Lincoln: ...what...was that?!
Jordan: I don't know it's your dad's basement!
Lincoln: oh yeah that...that makes sense. So we still going after that sound we heard before?
Jordan: yup!
Lincoln only shakes his head and they get back to walking
Narrator: 30 minutes later.
Lincoln and Jordan are walking down a dark deep tunnel with sewage water in it until they hear something moving under the sewage water
Lincoln: wait you hear that?
Jordan: yeah it sounds like a...sea monster?
Instantly a G Adult appears and starts to
Lincoln: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!
Jordan: it's some kind of monster!
They start to run with the G Adult slowly chasing them but since their in sewage water they move slowly
Jordan: I have an idea!
Lincoln: what is it?!
Jordan: Alexa lend me your staff!!
Alexa's staff appears in Jordan's hand
Jordan: Millie switch to Cassidy!!
Alexa's weapon turns from a staff to bow that looks like Zero but is called Ero
Jordan: Ero Love!!!!
Jordan fires arrows at the G Adults big orange orb things and it explodes into chunks landing on both of them
Lincoln: ok I shouldn't have opened my mouth.
Jordan: let's just continue.
Jordan splashes her own water on both of them washing away the chunks of the G Adult off of them
Lincoln: thank you also where are we?
Jordan: still trying to find the source of the creaking sound.
Lincoln: I'm pretty sure we're in a different city at this point.
We see above ground is a place called Raccoon City and see hordes of zombies walking mindlessly around the streets we go back to Lincoln and Jordan
Lincoln: and I know I am right!
Jordan: ok you believe that but I know we are still in Royal Woods.
Then they heard a creaking sound like before
Lincoln: are you kidding me? Again we have to go through this?
The creaking sound only grew louder and louder Jordan readied Cassidy and Lincoln had a ball of lightning in both of his hands they kept looking for whoever or whatever caused that sound until they heard a splash and they instantly turned around to find a female Lincoln?
Jordan: who are you?
Lincoln: and why do you look like a female me?
Linka: well first my name is Linka Itsuka Zero second I'm from another dimension.
Lincoln: another dimension?
Linka: yeah I was dragged by some random man in a fedora.
Jordan: and how did that happen?
Linka: well it a started when my brother Lynn assumed I was bad luck then.
Narrator: 5 minutes later.
Linka: and that's how I'm here and I was adopted by Blade Zero.
Jordan: so you were adopted by the Blade Zero in our dimension.
Lincoln: everyone of your friends betrayed you except Clydia and everyone in your dimension is genderbent is that the summary?
Linka: yeah that's right.
Jordan: so everyone besides Blade and The original Dragon Gods are genderbent?
Linka: yeah there can only be one of them because if there is a tiny little clone of them the Omniverse will fall.
Lincoln: I can't believe it...so I have a question to ask you.
Linka: ask away!
Lincoln: ok... are we in a different city?!
Jordan: here we go again.
Lincoln: no no no because I almost died twice and you almost died once!
Linka: yeah you're in Raccoon City.
Lincoln: I told you I told you!!
Jordan: fine you were right just stop it.
As Lincoln celebrates everything went to black