Chapter 79 Revenge For Sam
We start off with Grace and Beck in the attic cleaning while making fun of me for wearing a cheerleader outfit
Grace: I still can't believe it's been two days since Blade wore that skirt.
Beck: I know I still wonder why he wore that.
Grace: maybe because he has some kind of weird kinky shit going on with him.
Beck: or maybe because he was forced to wear it.
Grace and Beck: nah!!
Grace: that's funny.
Beck: it actually might be because he fell for Shido you know?
Grace: oh that does make a lot of sense now. He was sad when he found out.
Flashback to yesterday
I'm watching tv and Shido comes up to me
Shido: Blade can I ask you a question?
Me: shoot.
Shido: (pulls out his phone and shows a photo of Shiori) would you do her?
Me: yeah definitely.
Shido: (eyes widen) whole time I was waiting ready.
Me: hold up wait a minute.
Shido: nah bro let's get it.
And he started to pull down my pants and underwear and starts to ride me
Flashback over
Grace: yeah that was really said.
Beck: I didn't expect Shido to ever be on the receiving end even if he was fucked in ways that aren't even possible.
Grace: and the fact that Blade was reluctant and still did it was what still shocked me.
Me: (from the basement) if you don't shut the fuck up!!
Beck: hey shut up!!
Me: (from the basement) it's not my fault!!
Beck: but you still did it!!
Me: (from the basement) first of all he wore panties for some damn reason and second of all he yelled "fuck me" over and over with an ahegao face!!!!!
Grace: well was it hot?!!!
Me: (from the basement) ...I mean it kinda was but still! I still feel like he always wanted it!!
Beck: why are you yelling?!!
Me: (from the basement) no one besides us are here!!
Grace: then let's go to the living room!!!!
Me: (from the basement) fine!!
I walk upstairs while Beck and Grace teleports down
In the living room
We are sitting on the couch with me talking to each other
Me: you really think Shido is gay?
Beck: only for you because he let you reshape his ass.
Me: I don't like where this is going.
Grace: but he thinks your sexy.
Me: wait he's not homosexual he is homiesexual.
Grace: I'm sorry what?
Beck: oh that would make sense besides one thing.
Me: what's that?
Beck: he has fantasies about you fucking him he even fingers himself and has toys.
Me: nope nope nope!
Grace: (laughing) you must be joking!
Beck: (laughing) no I'm not!!
Me: nope nope! I'm not doing that I already made out with him ate him out let him suck me all while thinking he was a girl!
Beck: (chuckles) you had to think all about that?
Me: shut up!
Kotori enters the estate and sees Beck and Grace making fun of me
Kotori: what's happening here?
Me: nothing sweetheart.
Grace: Blade had-
I cover her mouth
Me: shut up Grace!!!
Beck: Blade had sex with Shido!!!!!
Me: I hate you.
Beck: your welcome.
I felt Kotori having an huge murderous aura that even I have to be afraid
Beck and Grace: seeyoulaterKotori!!!!!
Beck and Grace run out of the estate leaving me with Kotori
Me: (in my head) wait come back I need you!!!!!!!
Kotori: is that true sweetie?
Me: (turns around) uh well um you see it kind of um well ok look itwasn'tmyfaultItriedto-
Kotori: SHUT UP!!!!!
Me: (scared while looking down) shutting up mommy.
Kotori: GOOD NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM I'LL BE THERE SOON!!!!!
Me: (scared) yes mommy.
I dash to my room and lay down and I hear the stomps coming closer and closer
Me: (scared) I'm finna die she finna find a way to kill me.
I hear Kotori's grabbing something that sounded like an rocket launcher and now I'm panicking
Me: (scared) I'm a good boy I'm a good boy I'm a good boy I'm a good boy.
The door opens and Kotori is there holding Omnipotent with red eyes looking into my dark soul
Kotori: (with her eyes) come here.
I instantly move in front of her kissing her feet
Kotori: Blade.
Me: (looks up) yes?
Kotori: why did you have sex with my brother?
Me: he tricked me I'm so so so so so so sorry please forgive me.
Kotori: I forgive you but I think I have to take care of a certain someone. Now get up you have to be fearless around anything.
I get up immediately
Me: so can I have Omnipotent back?
Kotori: oh no I might have to teach my dear Onii-Chan a lesson now I have a list for you to do (gives me a list) now there's only two things to do.
Me: "go outside and talk to people" and "go kill Sam's former parents" I'll have trouble with the first one but I'll try.
Kotori: fine just do the second one then.
Me: ok I can do that!
Kotori: but before you can go I need to ask you this. Was Shido better than me?
Me: no no you are the best I've ever done then Nonon Mana Satsuki then Shido. But he was tighter.
Kotori: I don't care if he was tighter I only care that I was better than him. Now go do what your told to.
Me: (kisses Kotori) ok and I promise I won't have sex with your brother ever again!
Kotori: you better not!
I run to the window and jump out head first and I land on my back
Kotori: why does he always do this?
With me
As I'm walking down the streets I'm trying to find Sam's former house and I go up to a random house and knock on the door until a man opens the door
Man: how can I help you?
Me: yeah can you tell me where Mr and Mrs Sharp live that would be very helpful.
Mr Sharp: well then you have found us what do you need us for sir?
Me: yeah I just came to tell you that you and your wife are going to enjoy hell!
Mr Sharp: I'm sorry what?
Me: don't worry about it.
My eyes shine a bright white and the house that's in front turns into nothing
Me: hmm my eyes shined to bright I think I should call my nephew.
In heaven
We see God sleeping in his bed until his phone rings and he picks it up
God: hello this is God how may I be in assistance for you?
We see me on my phone
Me: hey yo God I need to ask a quick question.
God: and what's that?
Me: you got a Mr and Mrs Sharp somewhere in heaven?
God: let me check(checks his book of who recently entered heaven) nope I have no Mr or Mrs Sharp.
Me: ok that's all I needed to know bye nephew and remember to tell Jesus and your cousin about the talk ok?
God: ok uncle see you later.
Me: see ya!
God hangs up the phone and now we're left with me not knowing what to do
Me: what should I do now? I know I'll just go ask the first girl I see to be my girlfriend how hard can it be?
I walk around the streets with the first girl I see is Lily
Me: ok here it goes. (Walks up to Lily) hey Lily I just wanted to ask...will you be my 5th girlfriend?
Lily's eyes widen and kisses me immediately
Lily: (hugs me) yes I will be your 5th girlfriend!! I love you so much!!!
Me: (hugs back) I love you more!
Then everything turns to black