Chapter 92 Destroy Vajin Max!!/Grace's new transformation!!/Where is Blade?!
Me: oh shit.
I see a 17 foot colossal purple titan and I look back to Goody and Grace
Me: you guys have to get out of here!
Goody: but-
Me: now!!!
I jump towards it's head punch it but it has no effect and it slams me in the ground as it roars at me
Me: bring it on you little bitch!!
I wipe some blood of my face and go to take out it's legs only for it to kick me into a rock
Me: what are you?
I create a scouter and I see that this thing is a Vajin Titan
Scouter: Vajin Titan. One Titan can beat a 50% full powered Blade there is only one weak spot known of but it is not known where it is.
Me: hurry up and get to its abilities!
Scouter: Vajin Titan's strength is beyond Omniversal only few remain to be alive. All the speed they get is made into strength. They can fire beams out of their mouths that makes up for their lack of speed-
Me: you know what? That's it.
I crush my scouter and go for the Titans legs and I try to slide tackle it but have to dodge its foot so I don't get crushed and I then go for a blast that has no effect
Me: are you fucking with me?!
My skin color changes to red and my ki changes to red, orange and a bit of yellow
Me: try this form! Red Blade!!
I jump up and go for a punch to the stomach and it has some effect
Me: huh that at least did something.
I go for a blast only for it to get blown away by its roar and I change my height to be a foot smaller and I wrap around the Titan and disappear and slam a huge metal pole on its head and a mouth beam that was swatted at me and I got blown into a building
Me: shit.
The Titan grabs me by the neck and throws me around as I start to bleed and it picks me up and fires a blast as I'm still on its palm laying motionless and Grace stops after she sees me and her eyes give off a red and black glow as she yells and her hair stands up and grows taller and turns pure black as she gets an angered look and the Titan looks at her
Grace: ...come on...do your worst Titan.
The Titan drops me on the ground and goes to punch Grace only for it to have no effect
Grace: was that it? Pitiful...my turn.
Grace puts one finger on the Titans stomach and the Titan goes flying and it tries to jump up before I wrap my arms around it
Me: do it!!
Grace: SPECIAL CANON!!!!!!!!
Grace fires a Special Canon at the Titan as I feel my arms explode and I regrow them and shrink to my normal height and look at Grace who with her hair makes her 6'2
Me: your almost as tall as me with your hair.
Grace: I know I just need to grow to 5'3.
Me: what's wrong with being 5'2?
Grace: I just want to be taller than you.
Me: just wear heels.
Grace: ...shut up.
I laugh and we both power down and I start to disappear slowly but we don't notice
Grace: shut up.
Grace goes to kick me in my dick again but she phases through me and I start to disappear
Grace: and he's gone.
I open my eyes and see that I'm laying on grass in a foggy
Me: where the hell am I?
I sit up and see that I'm in the past
Me: why am I in the 1600s?
I get up and walk to the closet village I see and go through a big wooden door and see Pilgrims surrounding someone
Me: those damn Pilgrims always doing something that pisses me and us outcasts...outcast? Goody.
I sneak around and see that they are surrounding Goody and that bastard Crackstone came up to her once the other Pilgrims make a way for him
Crackstone: Goody Addams! You have been judged before God and found guilty. You are a witch. A sorceress. Lucifer's mistress herself. For your sins you will burn this night.
I start to remember what happened here and how I transformed
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I fly up with my green aura around me with my eyes white my hair is green and my body size and height goes up
Me: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I fly at Crackstone but I get tackled away by [Redacted]
Crackstone: that crazy outcast must by your son Goody Addams.
Me: RRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
A green light flares in the distance as I try to grab [Redacted]
[Redacted: you are anger triggered Blade.
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Green beans fly off me and I try to remember how this fight happened and it clicked on how I won and how quick it was so I fly at [Redacted] and go for her neck but she teleports underneath me and punch me in my stomach and I cough out blood
Me: AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I try to grab her but she dodges every time and I start to get annoyed and fire a mouth blast that destroys everything and eventually hitting her as I grab her by her hair and slam her around
Me: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
I punch [Redacted] and kick her away as she teleports away badly hurt
Me: RRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I calm and power down as I start to fly to where Goody and that bastard Crackstone was and see that the building Goody and the others were in was on fire and my eyes widen in shock as I grab my head
Me: nrrgh!!!!
The Pilgrims all look at me as Crackstone walks up to me
Crackstone: don't worry...you'll join your mother and father in hell!
I grab him by his thro and lift him up off the ground and start to squeeze the life out of him until I feel fire on my bare back causing me to drop Crackstone and pushing me against a tree and set it on fire
Me: RRRRAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
I blow up the tree and smack away anyone in my way as I get hit with a blast in my back and I see a masked Pilgrim and I start to disappear into another century
Me: AAAHHH!!!!! (Hits the ground face first and gets up) ow! Where the hell am I?
I walk around and see I'm in the future as a blonde male teen runs up to me
???: dad dad!!
Me: what is it?
???: it's Ajax!
Me: (in my head) if I remember...that's it! (Out loud) what's wrong with your brother?
???: mom said he's not himself because he threw her out of the house into a tree!
Me: don't worry go get mom!
???: but what about-
Me: don't worry about me!
I start running to where my son is wondering who the hell was that kid and I see that my future house is covered in demonic vines
Ajax: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
I run after his voice and I get caught by demon as I pull its brains out
Me: son where are you?!
Ajax: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I make my way despite the force pushing me back is severe and my weakened body gets more weak as I move past the barrier he made
Me: son!!!
Ajax: dad?!
Me: hey I know this is bad but you have to calm down!!!
Ajax: how do I do that?!
Me: ...look there's a song I always sang when this happened to your oldest sister!
I take some deep breath's as I know what song I have to sing
Me: (singing) Close your eyes, shut your mouth Dream a dream and get us out Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream Hit the hay, fast asleep Dream a dream, you little bleep Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream Just relax, lay about Or my fist will put you out Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream Take your time, but beware There is darkness in the air Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream Don't despair, step right up Glass of water, here's a cup Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.
I feel like cringing as I remember how many times I sang that song and I see everything has stopped and Ajax falls down sleeping
Me: I will never know why Enid named our son after her first husband Ajax.
Enid: Blade! What happened?!
Me: oh you know it's like what happens to half demons until they fully mastered that power.
Enid: you telling me that Ajax my son hasn't mastered his demonic powers?
Me: yeah.
Enid: you were training him for 3 years!!
Me: hey it takes time! It's not like you just taking a baby and expecting it to warm up to you.
Enid: you said that Ajax would master that power by 3 years.
Me: well-
Enid: while I take Enidhoven to study and be a normal person.
Me: ain't you a were-
Enid: yet you can't even keep your end of the deal!
As Enid continues to ramble on I start to sneak away from her only for Wednesday and Friday to appear in front of me
Me: yo!
Wednesday: does Enid know you snuck away?
Me: how'd you know that?
Wednesday: I asked you first.
Me: yeah she doesn't know Wens.
Wednesday: call me "Wens" again and I'll feed you to Princess again.
Me: but you haven't fed me to our pit bull yet though.
Wednesday: ...your daughter wants to talk to you.
Wednesday leaves me and Friday as she knows I was right
Me: so what's up?
Friday: dad you know how Thursday hates me and Monday?
Me: she hates you two?!
Friday: yes did you not know?
Me: nope!
Friday: (sighs) look Thursday got into trouble at school and Monday had to go get her.
Me: yeah so?
Friday: mother said that you had to punish her.
Friday walks away as I'm standing there nodding until I realize what she had said
Me: wait what?!
Enid: BLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the present Grace and Goody are trying to find me
Goody: how could you lose my husband?
Grace: I didn't lose him! He just disappeared!!
Goody: don't you lose everything you had bought or someone has bought for you?
Grace: well yes I do but I didn't forget Blade!!
Goody: yeah sure.
Grace: but it's true!!
Before Goody could respond a crack appears in the sky as it shows me and Kaila fighting in a ring and my hair turns purple with a sliver glow as Kaila is laying on the ground
Me (DUEI): this is my Dragon Ultra Ego Instinct. This is what hap when you mess with me daughter. This fight is in a whole separate timeline meaning that if I want this to become canon I will go to the canon timeline but since we're here for a short time that'll never happen!!!
The crack disappears as Grace and Goody shake their heads as they realize a me from a different timeline breaks the fourth wall
Goody: he always-
Grace: breaks the-
Goody and Grace: fourth wall!!!
Grace and Goody keep trying to find me but they keep failing so they check all over the universe until Grace sees more Vajin Maxs and goes to defeat them while I'm in another future and I wake up on a bed
Me: what the hell? I'm constantly changing between futures and pasts.
Some woman who's in her late 20s comes to me and I checked her stats and I see that her name is Saturday Zero
???: your finally up honey.
Me: hey Saturday.
Saturday: so no nickname I see.
Me: sorry baby.
Saturday: I forgive you since you always fight a lot.
Me: thank you.
Saturday: but next time I won't forgive you easily!
Me: ok honey.
Saturday walks out of the bedroom as I start to disappear again
Me: are you kidding me?!
I disappear and I see that I'm in the past again
Me: where am I?
I look around and see people or more likely pilgrims coming to me as I feel everyone's emotions who are behind me and they are scared and I realize I was at the the front
Me: hey! Yeah what do you want invading our land?
Crackstone: your land? No this land is of Gods and I've been sent to take it back.
Me: (in my head) tis a jackass I shall beat. No man shall suffer unto thy. Watch as thy reign's will end as dormant as a bee. (Out loud) I don't know who sent you beat you shall return once!
Crackstone: thou shall not do a thing.
Me: thou can hurt you till you black and blue.
Crackstone: lay one of those paws on me you shall be punished by being sent back to hell.
[Redacted: do as he says Demon.
I look at her and get annoyed at her and her presence she has and how many times she has been around and when she said my nickname gasps all came about from the pilgrims
Crackstone: your an abomination! A demon sent from hell? Just like all the other outcasts.
Me: what do you mean?
Crackstone: (backhands me) don't speak unless your told. You demon.
Me: ...ok...now you die.
I punch Crackstone in the face but I get stabbed in my arc reactor
[Redacted: (whispers to me) you hurt someone again and I'll make sure your last life is gone for good. Traitor.
She drops me on the ground as she fixes my arc reactor
[Redacted: Traitor.
Me: ...yeah?
[Redacted: be grateful I didn't kill you.
Me: and why...should I?
I feel my arc reactor start to explode
[Redacted: one slip up and say boom to your arc reactor and your last life.
She leaves me as I get up and see Crackstone walks up to me
Crackstone: give it.
I realize he means Omni so I reluctantly hand him Omni after making a dagger as I remember that [Redacted] can kill me and I feel Omni go through my stomach and see that Crackstone stabbed me
Crackstone: no more of you. Demon.
I feel an power I wouldn't have gained if I didn't have it already and I feel it flowing through my body like blood as my eyes turn sliver and my hair radiates a sliver glow and the glow catches everyone's attention
Crackstone: what kind of witchcraft does my eyes see before me?
I stand up with a glowing sliver some surrounding me
[Redacted: let me see something before the Demon Traitor meets his demise.
I take Omni out of my stomach and pass it to Goody and my wound heals and [Redacted] fires a blast at me which I flung up
[Redacted: maybe just maybe.
[Redacted] charges up a big ball of energy and throws it at me and the energy disappears once it touches me and [Redacted] feels the energy of the ball she threw behind and she turns around to see I have her ball of energy in my hand till I crush it
Me: it's pointless.
I charge at her and give her a flurry of punches that's to fast for her to see and she goes flying back
[Redacted: damn...this maybe our best battle between us Blade.
[Redacted] goes to punch me but I move behind her and sweep her legs but she catches herself and tries to kick me but I go onto one of my knees and she tries to kick me in my head but I dodge every single kick then I get back to my feet and she tries to punch me but I dodge all of them then I grab her fist and threw her over my shoulder
Me: it's futile now.
I make my way towards her
Me: we were living with the animals and Natives in peace but you pilgrims have to ruin everything because. (I stop in front of her) that's what you pilgrims do.
I pick her up by her hair and look her in the face
Me: this is Ultra Instinct. This form is your demise!
I knee her in her stomach and grab her by the face and slam her down into the ground as [Redacted] starts to charge her ki and she kicks me off as she stands up and looks at me
[Redacted: (panting) you know you can't stay calm forever! Your anger will kick you out of your Ultra Instinct!! I made sure the next time we fought I was gonna be the one victorious not you! I lost everything! You only lost tiny things yet your breaking your limits you never thought you had as the strongest thing to ever exist! You have it easy I did all the major work!!
I stand still waiting to see what she does next or if she keeps up with this monologue
[Redacted: I was kicked out of my family I saw you and tried to be like you but you never noticed me! So I used my own strength I became a tyrant I became something I never wanted to be! I harmed little boys and girls and older boys and girls but then I was rescued by Crackstone before I fell into the Devils hands! (Clenches her fist) I used my might and honor I was given to make everyone proud of me! And I won't lose it all again!!!!
I put a barrier around everyone and everything besides me and [Redacted] as she powers up
[Redacted: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
[Redacted's] body grows bigger as I see her muscles that show like a diamond that is sparkling
[Redacted: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
[Redacted's] ki grows bigger and it turns red and she continues to power up until she reaches her limit
Me: ...is that all?
[Redacted: (panting) yes...it is...
Me: alright.
We fly towards each other as we clash the we see Grace and Goody investigating a planet that has many Vajin Maxes
Grace: I regret this already.
Goody: you were the one who made us come here were you not?
Grace: well I was but this is just scary and gross.
Goody: you want me to hold your hand?
Grace: yes please.
Goody grabs Grace's hand as they walk on the planet
Grace: (hears something crawling) what was that?
Goody: what was what?
Grace: that crawling sound?
Goody: ...Grace.
Grace: yeah?
Goody: how Blade would say it. Your fucking crazy.
Grace: I am not!
Goody shakes her head as they both continue walking as Grace senses something about to attack so she fired a energy blast at the creature and they both saw blood and guts land in front of them
Goody: ...Grace your still holding my hand.
Grace: but I'm still scared.
Goody: (sighs) fine.
They both continue to walk around the planet as they both see a whole army of Vajin Maxes
Grace and Goody: oh shit.
They both go back to earth to tell everyone about what they found while I'm dodging all of [Redacted's] punches and kicks then I move behind her and she gets punched all over
Me: stop trying [Redacted].
[Redacted] only pants and fires a blast which I fling up
[Redacted: ...no I can't! Everything I've worked for! Everything I have lost! It would've all been meaningless if I can't beat you!! I would lose and not be able to show my face to my husband again!!
Me: ...husband?
[Redacted: yes Crackstone is my husband and we will rid this land of Satan's creatures!
Me: you...try...and get rid of anything...I'LL MAKE YOU PAY!!!!!!!!!
My whole body starts to turn sliver as I appear behind her and she moves her eyes to where I'm at but gets punched and kicked as the my sliver body starts to crack and my hair and eyes turns sliver and I walk up to her and she tries to punch me but I dodge and kick her in the face
[Redacted: tch. Rah!
[Redacted] charges up and punches me in my gut as I spit out salvia as the wind in me gets taken out for a second then I feel another punch blacks my eye and I try to sweep her legs but she doesn't move and I jump up and kick her in her face but it has no effect so I back flip away
[Redacted: you may be wondering. "Why am I not hurt?" (Chuckles) well I charged up and I increased my durability. To the point you wouldn't be able to beat me.
I only get up and go for a fake kick to her ribs but I switch and go for her head and she moves back a little
Me: strange. Very strange.
I go to attack her but it doesn't do anything then she spins and tosses me to the ground
Me: makes no sense. Wait.
I stand up and look at [Redacted] and fly at her and I go for a fake punch to kicking her in her face with my heel and as I kick her the camera changes to Grace and Goody explaining to Austin Annahbelle and Johnny
Johnny: let us get this straight. You found a planet-
Annahbelle: that has a whole army of this Vajin Maxes-
Austin: and you came to us?
Grace: yeah!
Johnny: Grace. What's your two main titles?
Grace: Dragon Goddess of Creation and Destruction. Why'd you ask?
Johnny: Grace.
Grace: what?!
It's visible that Grace is angry on how Johnny says her name but he is not getting to the point
Johnny: say it again.
Grace: Dragon Goddess of Creation and Destruction?
Grace doesn't get what Johnny is trying to say so Johnny writes "Creation" and "DESTRUCTION" down but puts the latter in all caps
Grace: ...oh!!
Johnny: get it now?
Grace: no. Why would I create more of those things?
Johnny: I'm done!
Annahbelle: Johnny please don't leave.
Johnny: I'm sorry bae! But Grace is just!
Johnny walks to his room and slams the door as Annahbelle blushes at the word "bae"
Austin: Grace what's your second title?
Grace: Destruction...oh! I was scared to destroy the planet!
Austin: look Grace. What would Blade say if he found out?
Grace: um...he would say "Grace" then a long silence with an emotionless glare.
Austin: see? He won't care. So why did you not destroy the planet when Blade wouldn't have cared?
Grace: I don't know.
Austin: ok. Forget it.
Grace only smiles and it changes back to me and [Redacted] fighting and I'm dodging every attack that is thrown at me and I go to kick her ribs but I kick her shin
[Redacted: RAH!!!!
[Redacted] fires multiple blasts while I'm able to dodge most some of them took parts off my shirt and then she charges a huge blast that hits me in my chest as I cough up huge amounts of blood
Me: grr.
[Redacted: that's it? You have Ultra Instinct! An incomplete Ultra Instinct! Your pathetic Blade. I'm finished honey.
Crackstone walks up to me and kisses [Redacted's] cheek
Crackstone: you make me happy to be your wife.
[Redacted] smiles and powers down and Crackstone looks back at me
Crackstone: you have fought against an angel demon. You shall go back to where you came!
Crackstone stabs me and I feel something inside me snap and I get covered in a purple dome and it shines bright and now I'm shown with purple hair and my eyebrows are gone
Crackstone: what is this wretched demon?
Me: I am not some weakling you will toss around I am a Dragon God! I will never be a servant there's a part of my you could only dream to control I carry the pride of a Dragon! PRINCE!!!!!!
I charge a purple aura and I start to power up
Me: feast your eyes on my new form. A form that only I have I call this form ULTRA EGO!!!!!!!!
I fire many blasts that hit Crackstone and [Redacted] and I create a portal that banishes those who annoy me to my own realm of eternal damnation but [Redacted] pushes Crackstone out the way before they both get banished and only [Redacted] gets banished but I think they both get banished
Me: (panting heavily) it is done.
I power down and fall on my back as I become unconscious and some of the village folk come to my side
Crackstone: move!!
Crackstone moves everyone out of his way and tries to strangle me but it doesn't work and he tries to wake me up
Crackstone: wake up! (Slap) wake up! (Slap) wake up! (Slap) wake up! (Slap) wake up! (Slap) wake up! (Slap) wake up! (Slap) wake up! (Slap) wake up!!!
Crackstone goes to slap me again but I catch his fist mid swing and I move my free to his neck
Me: don't... try...it...
I try to make a ki blade but I'm to weak to continue and I go back to my unconscious state
Crackstone: hath thou went to sleep? Thou has killed my wife! Demons shouldn't be alive so I shall bring you back to hell.
???: wait!!!!!
The camera is zoomed in on me and Goody's back as music plays and you can see I'm in my base form then Enid, Grace, Kaila and Wednesday appear on both of our sides Kaila and Grace with their arms crossed and Wednesday and Enid with their arms down as pink petals fall
LACCO TOWER: (singing) goodbye to our adventure in twilight we must go our separate ways and try to discover the path to our own destiny!
Pictures of me Goody Grace, Enid, Kaila and Wednesday appear covering each other's bodies at a time
LACCO TOWER: (singing) I can't find the words to tell you how much our parting hurts I hope you know I'll always love you and all that we should would be remembered!!
The pictures disappear
LACCO TOWER: (singing) how could I forget your face all my memories erased!!
The camera goes to the front of me and Goody face and we kiss each other and we look at each other with a loving stare
LACCO TOWER: (singing) I can still hear the melody of your voice!!
The camera goes over everyone that has been introduced so far
LACCO TOWER: (singing) petals falling from above fade away all that we love!
The camera goes back to me and Goody and we both look at each other and Goody grabs onto my arm while I put up a one with my free arm
LACCO TOWER: (singing) in the twilight fade away fade away!
The pink petals cover us and I am standing with back towards the camera and me and Goody kissing while Kaila and Wednesday are about to throw up from us and Grace and Enid are happy for us
LACCO TOWER: (singing) sayonara fade away fade away!!!