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leon0666: I got this from a FanFic. Diaries of a Madman, if memory serves. I only really added it in because the main character gets bucked in the face by AJ while playing hoofball. Go read it, it has a fuckton of words, and is honestly one of my favorite FanFictions! (Has entire damn story downloaded to my computer. FML)

spartan1735: :J *Ego has been stroked*

Dragon'z Wrath: Honestly, I cannot believe how long it took for someone to say 'fuck you' to one of my Cliffhangers. Props for being first!

iTealblast: I have no idea what that second half was about .-.

Ice assassin Ace: Sure! PM me these details;
Name:
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Allies with (It'll be for the side story I'm making for this one later on, when all of the human players are in. Only if you want me to, though.) (Dawn & Luna, or Celestia):
Age:
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(If Human for next 2)
Military:
Time Period (1900-2012):
If they fall for somepony (Cannot be AJ, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, or Twilight):

Author's Note: I feel dirty. I just advertised a FanFiction that isn't one of mine. Eh, I'll get over it. And in 17 chapters, this fanfiction has hit 50 reviews! Thanks to Ice assassin Ace, I've hit my first review goal!

I quickly thought up of a plan, and before Cadence or Twilight could do anything, I made my sword turn back to normal and opened a can of whoop ass upon the mares holding us back. They went down with a fight, of course. After about a minute of whirling around, dodging, kicking, and beating of the face and shins, I came out victorious.

"Fuck, my shins hurt." Was what I said, panting a little. Twilight looked upon me in pity, while Cadence opened her mouth.

"How could you go around and say profanities so easily?" Cadence asked, frowning at my vocabulary.

"Ma'am, I'm not from your world. My bloody world really didn't care how much I swore, unless I was swearing at them." I shrugged. "Need to go and stop the wedding. Twilight, I want to take care of my doppelganger myself." I requested. Twilight nodded, and a moment later there was a Marine, a student to Sunbutt, and a very pissed off Love Princess standing outside the wedding doors. We were a force to be reckoned with.

"Alright, here's the plan. Distract the one posing as Cadence while I go after mine. If Celestia somehow fails, don't worry about it." I said, before kicking open the door. We pretty much halted the wedding, right on time it seems. The Cadence imposer was shocked, to say the least.

"How did you get past my bridesmaids?!" She yelled across the room at us.

"Never leave a Marine with his weapon. It'll never end well for you." I yelled back. When I looked over at AJ, I saw that she was looking shocked, a little hurt, and plenty of guilty.

'Wonder what's wrong with AJ?' I thought. For some reason, I had put the crystal that I had chipped from the wall into my pocket, and I played with it while Cadence, Twilight, Imposer Cadence just started yelling at each other. Shining Armor was doing dick, which led me to the conclusion that he was brainwashed. Then Imposer Cadence burst into green flames, and when they died down, I got to see what a Changeling really looked like.

"She's a literal bug pony... Alicorn more like..." I muttered, before noticing something very important. "Oh shit, she's starving. She's a QUEEN, and she's starving..." I cursed, knowing that this changed everything, and drew my mighty pebble of doom. Celestia and Changeling Queen started duking it out with lasers, and I knew it was time to act. Hoping my aim was true, I pulled my right arm back before lobbing the pebble as hard as I could.

'I know I don't believe in you God, but please let this hit where I need it to.' I silently thought, and almost shouted in victory when Celestia brought a hoof to her eye, distracted long enough for the Queen's laser to smash into her, knocking her down and having her crown dramatically fall off.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight shouted, bolting towards her fallen mentor. I took this as my cue to go inside further, heading towards the six as they prepared to bolt. As I did, a flash of light behind me caused me to bring my baton up and what I saw behind me scared the hell out of me. Not for my safety, but for all of the ponies inside. There was a sniper standing there, confused as fuck. Dressed up in full blown sniper gear, too. He had an M4 loosely held in his grip, an M24 strapped to his back, an M9 in a hip holster, night vision goggles, and I'm pretty sure he had a knife hidden somewhere on his lower body. All while covered in a green ghillie suit.

"Find somewhere to hide, I'll explain later. That's an order, PFC!" I hissed when I moved his ghillie suit enough to see his rank. He stared at me for a second, saw that I was a Corporal, and nodded, going through a doorway. I turned back just in time to see AJ pause in front of me.

"Mark, Ah have somethin' to tell ya..." She mumbled, causing me to kneel down.

"Yes?" I asked, eyeing the Queen out of the corner of my eye.

"Well... Ah'm not a virgin anymore... Yer imposer took advantage of me..." She mumbled, and I felt the fury of a thousand suns well up inside me. But I didn't blame her.

"Go get whatever you girls are rushing for. I'll take care of the Changeling." I said, holding back the anger from my voice.

"Applejack! Rarity!" Twilight yelled, and I noted that Rarity was catching falling dresses. AJ kissed me quickly before bolting out behind Rarity. Looking up at the various ledges, I saw that the sniper had taken refuge on one, his M24 pointing at the Queen and my imposer, but looking at me.

"When I point at him again, shoot the imposer. " I mouthed, pointing at the Changeling for emphasis. He barely nodded, and followed me as I walked a brisk pace down the red carpeting towards the small group. Spike was there, looking between me and the Changeling in confusion. Celestia was lying to the side, knocked out completely. Armor was standing next to Spike, and I didn't notice Cadence at the time.

"What and who do we have here?" The Queen asked, her voice colliding with itself. Half of it was a normal female voice, while the other half was pure insect.

'Damn. If I wasn't with AJ, I'd probably want to go with her. Sexy as hell voice.' I thought.

"Could ask you the same thing." I replied. "You give me your name, I'll give you mine. I'll even throw in my species, if you want." I offered.

"I am Queen Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings." She answered.

"Corporal Mark Durnkinscoff of the USMC, EOD division. Species is Homo Sapiens, or less technically known as humans. You want to know what humans can do?" I replied, before pointing at the doppelganger of mine. He looked horrified just in time for his head and shoulders to become a green explosion of green blood, black exoskeleton, bug flesh, and brain matter. His body sailed for a good ten feet.

'Intimidation; complete. Next phase.' I thought, before noting that Spike looked horrified. Poor lad has probably never even seen blood before.

"Now, I know what you're doing, more or less. Taking over Celestia's kingdom for food, due to you starving." I said. "What do you Changelings eat, anyway?"

"We eat emotions. Love is bountiful in Equestria." She replied, not even batting an eyelash at her fallen Changeling.

"Eh. Anyway, you're probably thinking that you beat Celestia fairly, correct?" When she nodded, I allowed myself to grin internally. "You would've lost, if I hadn't hit her in the eye with a crystal. I directly interfered with your fight, allowing you to win. Not because I respect you, but because I knew that she would've killed you if you lost."

"Why did you save me, then?" She asked, actually confused.

"Because if she would've killed you, she would pretty much kill off all Changelings. That's one thing I WILL not allow. She was going to preform Genocide, all because of you not asking for help." I explained.

"I did, though. Nine hundred years ago, but she turned me away without a second thought. I've lost so many subjects to starvation..." She said, and at this point, Dawn arrived. Spike bowed like the minion he was.

"We'll talk to the sniper later, Mark. Chrysalis, when Celestia pretty much metaphorically slapped you in the face, she was in a deep depression. It took her a hundred and fifty years to get her out." Dawn said, looking Chrysalis up and down.

"And who're you? I must admit, I haven't been keeping track of the Royal family, aside from Celestia and Cadence." Chrysalis asked.

"Prince Timeithian. Since I've returned, I'm in charge of the Equestrian Military." Dawn explained. Chrysalis nodded in respect to him, before turning to where the sniper was.

"And who is that?" She asked, pointing a hoof over at the ledge.

"Don't know. He just appeared behind me a few minutes ago. I'm sure he has his iron sights centered in between your eyes, though." I commented. "Alright, let's talk about a treaty here. Might as well help you and us at the same time, unless you want your race to die off." I said, getting serious instantly.

"It'll be like this, pretty much. You agree to help me when I call for it, we'll send criminals to you with enough love poison to off a normal pony." Dawn summed it up.

"You guys have potions and shit?" I whispered in Dawn's ear.

"Yea. The CMCs decided to make one during Hearts and Hooves Day. Valentines' Day, pretty much. Wasn't pretty. Who knew that when Big Mac was determined enough, that he could pull an entire bloody house?" He whispered back. I stared at him, but remembered that the Laws of Physics were mearly suggestions here.

"So, what do we do until the girls get back?" I asked.

"Might as well introduce ourselves to your sniper." Dawn said, shrugging. I then realized that Cadence was here, tied down by some sort of green shit.

"How in the crap did I not notice you?" I asked after I waved the guy down, looking at her. She attempted to shrug, but couldn't.

"I've been quiet. I don't need to say anything, really." She replied.

"Between you, Dawn, and Celestia, you're my favorite Princess. More down to earth. Haven't spent enough time with Luna yet, so I can't judge her." I said, before turning and eyeing the PFC.

"Corporal." He simply said, standing with his M4 back in hand, loosely held and a frown on his face.

"Name. Already know your rank." I said, getting to the introductions.

"PFC Duffy, sir." He said, giving me a salute.

"Corporal Durnkinscoff. You a Marine, Duffy?" I asked.

"Yes Corporal. Sniper division. Where the hell am I, and why are these weird horses talking?" He asked, giving a look over at Cadence, Dawn, and Chrysalis.

"Welcome to Equestria, Duffy." I said with a straight face, not even caring that he's saying my rank instead of 'sir'. "Population, a bunch of ponies and other shit." He just narrowed his eyes at me, but sighed and nodded.

"Alright. Guess it's not the worst place to live." He finally said, before going off to the side and started field-stripping his M9. As we waited for the others to return, I noticed that the Changeling that lost his head was still disguised as me, except for not having a head.

"Hey, Chrysalis? When a Changeling dies, why doesn't it turn back to its normal body?" I asked, looking at the bug Queen. She appeared to be deep in thought, so I spent my time trying to clear the shit from Cadence's hooves. "And when they come back, you should release Armor from the mindfuckery." I added, barely looking up before going back to my self induced task.

Author's Note: I hope I got Duffy like you wanted. If not, PM me and give a more detailed account of how he should act! (to Duffy's creator. You know who you are.)