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iTsTealblast:
Duffy: The entire HOUSE turned into cotton candy!
Dash: I was too busy chasing down rouge clouds to notice right away, so he had to sit in our bed for a while... *chuckles nervously*

LexiconHuka:
Mark: The thought has crossed my mind on more than one occasion... I don't want to end up on the moon, though.

Wing Zero 032: *folds hands and puts them under my chin* I appreciate you voicing your opinion, but I'm not really going into the way the episodes order in the seasons. It's not how I do things. Though, if I ever do the Princess Twilight shit, that'll be one of the final chapters.

Dragon'z Wrath: It'll be something like that, but you'll see soon enough.

RenaTamer: I swear, you're onto something here! And I'll do that, I'll be able to write in something before blasting off onto the imminent side story.

buttershoes: Yep, they'll be shoving quotes at each other.

garebare65 (33): Good to hear that you loved the chapter!

garebare65 (34):
Mark: Actually, my magical beating stick turns into a flammenwerfer (German), but I cannot fathom why. And I've tried getting any weapons that appear only in video games, but so far all I can get is the energy sword.

Author's Note: I couldn't help but do this. The second chapter for the Discord Arc will come in tomorrow. Give me your constructive criticism! Also, to not confuse you, this happens a little after the human mentioned in this story is clashed with the pony. I ain't telling you who they are until I intend to do so!

[?, Third Person POV, 1.5 years before Discord's return (Yay for specific time periods!)]

It was big.

Very...very big.

Bigger than she ever dreamed it would be.

Staring at it now, seeing it up close… it was completely different from just fantasizing about it. She felt butterflies in her stomach as her nerves began to charge.

Not that she was going to back out now.

She had always wanted to try this, but her hesitation has always prevailed.

Her thoughts kept being pushed away by just how BIG it was.

Oh it was going to feel great inside her.

She felt a tingle in her lower regions as she brought her mouth closer to it. When she was but a mere millimeter from the tip she paused, taking the time to breathe in his musky scent. She could tell from the way it was twitching that her breaths were tickling its soft flesh. Now that tingle became of torrent of pressure.

She couldn't wait another second.

In one quick swoop she took its whole length in her mouth, taking him by surprise.

She practically melted in ecstasy.

She moaned and began sucking vigorously, taking in the orgasmic, salty taste. Gently running her tongue along the entire length, she was briefly tempted to push the whole shaft as far down her throat as she could, but decided against it. Instead, she simply groaned in pleasure and began sucking gently, softly rubbing the salty flesh all the while.

Every time it twitched she couldn't help but shudder and moan. Picking up her pace, she brought her mouth up and massaged the tip gently before lowering back down. She repeated this a few more times, and the mass continued to twitch in her mouth.

Finally, she lost all pretense of rhythm and began bobbing up and down as fast as she could. She pushed it's enormous length down her throat and kept it there, gagging slightly before pulling it back out and repeating. The pressure inside her increased, spurring her on. Up and down she went going faster and faster, losing herself in the ecstasy of it all. With one final twitch, he—

"AARG!" screamed Duffy.

The sniper recoiled, pulling his appendage out of the pony and wiping it furiously on the cloud couch they were sitting on.

"Dammit Dash! I said you could lick it not try to eat it!" He lifted his spit-covered hand and showed it to the cyan pegasus. "Look at this, you slobbered all over it," he complained before trying to wipe the fluids off of his fingers onto his shirt.

Dash wasn't listening. She was splayed across the couch, basking in her afterglow. "Don't —huff—care. Best—huff—five seconds—huff—EVER!"

Duffy grimaced at the disheveled pegasus lying on the couch. The way she panted slightly disturbed him. Given what just happened, it was normal to feel disturbed.

'I miss when my life was normal.' Duffy thought.