Reviews:

iOptimumReaper:
Mark: It was just a nuke? That's what Sunbutt's for; she could've teleported it to the sun.

-sonofChaos: Your name was a lot harder to type than I thought.

rainchaserbrony: Uh...

DOVAHKIN1911: Sorry about the Ruby part, but I'm not the original author about that bit.

JSM4ster: Yeppers!

Danno: Sorta. Faust as in the 'god' of what we bronies have made.

Guest (ch63): thanks!
(64): Thanks!

ShiningShadow1965 (ch63): thanks!
(64):
Mark: Mine!
(65): Thanks!
(66): How is it sad?
(67): It came to me.
(68): Thanks!
(69): yeppers! (RenaTamer did that schtick)
(70): stuff.

Author's Note: This is purely for the lelz.

Co-Author's Note: And yet he didn't post my Cupid Shuffle?

Author: That'll come later.

While the group around the breakfast table contained mostly residents of the castle, there was a lone human from Ponyville eating with them.

"Don't do it." Dawn sighed as he noticed Mark's finger edging towards his iPod. "Seriously, don't."

"Can't resist." Mark grinned, pressing the play button. A tune instantly picked up as Max facepalmed. He was probably the only one at the table besides Jane and Dawn who knew what the song was.

"I like big butts and I can not lie!" Mark shouted with a gigantic grin on his face.

"GODDAMMIT!" Dawn shouted at the same time as all the mares (and Judy) got up against their will.

"You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed"

Mark continued with glee in his eyes as the others began to gyrate in front of him. Shining Armor was standing next to him with a look that flitted between utter rage and complete surprise. Luna seemed to be enjoying herself, as did Cadence, who was chuckling while simultaneously making sure that she was mostly in front of Shining.

"Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring"

Mark sang shouted as he began to playfully slap Celestia's flanks (which jiggled a lot. She needs to lay off the late night cake runs.), mostly because she was the closest and easiest to reach. The Princess of the Sun turned to glare at him for a second before rolling her eyes and giving him a real shake. Max twinged at Mark's casual treatment of his Sunbutt.

"Oh baby, I wanna get with you

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes-"

Mark continued with a grin before cutting off and letting the females finish for him.

"M-m-m-me so horny!"

The four mares/woman stutter shouted at the same time. Dawn was sitting in his seat, trying his best to not laugh his ass off.

"Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette"

Mark moved away from Celestia and began to repeat the process with Luna, who seemed to be enjoying it a lot more than her sister had. Williams merely rolled his eyes.

"I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back"

Then Mark turned to Shining and pointed while singing.

"So, fellas!"

Shining's glare had turned into a smile as the male humans answered enthusiastically.

"Yeah!"

"Fellas"

"Yeah!"

"Has your girlfriend got the butt?" Mark shouted.

"Hell yeah!" Shining shouted back with a wide grin as he gave Cadence's butt a slap causing the mare to shriek playfully.

"Tell 'em to shake it!" Mark shouted.

"Shake it!" Shining repeated and Cadence obliged.

"Shake it!" Mark roared as he left Luna and settled back behind Celestia and Jane.

"Shake it!" Shining repeated and gave Cadence another firm slap.

"Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!" Mark finished the song with a giant grin on his face as the three princesses plus Jane finished their dances with one last shake of their hips.

"Whelp, that was entertaining." Mark said, getting back in his seat as everyone blushed like hell. Everyone except Dawn, who was trying to control his giggling.

"Did you know stuff like this was gonna happen when you signed up to be his personal guard?" A death guard asked the one standing a few feet away, peering inside when the music started.

"I knew he had crazy revolving around him, but that wasn't crazy." She replied.

"I know what you mean." He grinned back.

"I have no words."