Marine in Equestria

by jak3combat

I was supposed to defuse a simple IED. Or blow it up, either way. Because of a sniper, I failed my mission, more or less. Now I'm in a new world, trying to survive. I have to deal with emotional equines, my own feelings, and the other humans who end up in this world through the same way I did; dying. Rated M for the stuff going on later on in this story, plus some lewd scenes.

93. Bonus Chapter: Nope, Not Listening

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Author's Note: You all knew I couldn't resist doing this. And yea, it's such a small chapter, but whatevs.

This all started on a Tuesday, which made sense. I had just woken up and was preparing to go outside when somebody knocked three times, causing AJ to open the door.

"Hey cousin!" Pinkie Pie shouted, causing me and Judy to simply stare for a moment. I'm sure AJ was too when Pinks wrapped her forelegs around my wife's neck. I noped the fuck out of there and went back to bed, but I had one more thought in my head before face met pillow, in a russian accent.

'Cousin, let's go bowling!'

Author's Note: Oh GTA IV, how I love you!