"Last time on Total Drama Island," Chris recapped, "Our teams had a KO'd morning, as they were put to sleep." The scene flashed back to the pink gas knocking out the Frogs, Rats and Bears, then it changed to the gas knocking out the Gophers. "Some easier than others." The scene changed to Chef shooting Shane with a tranq dart.
...
"Their challenge was a simple walk back to camp without any maps or guides," Chris continued, "Where they met the not-so-local wildlife, specially made at a research facility." The scene changed to the Bears meeting the hairless squirrels. "They had time for some activities like bashing a bear..." The scene changed to Destiny whacking the bear with her guitar. "Finding a fake-out help..." The scene changed to Keith tearing up the blank paper. "Olympic-level mud-boarding..." The scene changed to Lucas crashing into the communal bathrooms. "And recklessly driving my ATV!" The scene changed to Destiny driving the ATV and crashing it into the Bears' cabin.
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The scene changed to Scott sabotaging the walkie-talkies and Luna dragging him into a bush and kissing him on the face. "The Rats lost for the third time in a row, courtesy of Dirty Scottie and his new associate Lunatic Luna," Chris continued, "Which led to Silent B going bye-bye on the Boat of Losers."
...
The scene changed to Chris, now with some pirate attire, standing on the dock. "Who will be next to walk the Dock of Shame?" he narrated. "And will my ATV ever get fixed before Christmas?!"
"I'm working on it!" Paul shouted back from underneath Chris's ATV. "Keep your shirt on!"
"You scallywags best stick around for another swashbuckling episode of Total..Drama...Island!"
"Why are you talking like a pirate?"
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It was early the next morning. On the girls' side of the Frogs' cabin, Axel had finished getting dressed when she noticed a note on her bed. "'After you catch the squirrels'," she quietly read, "'Bring it to the main lodge for me to prep. Signed, Sol'." A moment later, she was carrying a basket of squirrel meat towards the main lodge when she noticed Sol standing by the doorway. "So what gives?" Axel questioned.
"And good morning to you, too," Sol replied. "I wanted to discuss our team's...breakfast. I've noticed that some people...okay, almost everybody hates what you prepare."
"Hey, I'm making sure our team maintains its strength!"
"Shh! Keep your voice down! I'm not saying you're wrong in doing that. I'm just offering to help make the food taste a little better. I happen to be an excellent cook." Axel just gave him a skeptical look. "Just you watch," Sol told her. "But we gotta make this quick before Chef catches us. Come on!"
Confessional: MK (Toxic Rats)
She was adjusting the camera. "Oh, sorry. Hi." She chuckled a bit. "Not here to confess. Never gonna happen. Just wanna see how the confession camera works!" She pulled out a cord. "Yeah, dude! Boom, baby! Here's the dealio for realio." She plugged the cord into a cell phone. "I'm gonna use the phone I took from Julia to download and watch everyone else's confessionals. Oh, just to be clear..." She unplugged the phone and adjusted the camera. "I only wanna hear what everyone else is saying. I'm gonna fast-forward through most of the pooping. I'm not a weirdo."
End Confessional
Later that morning, Dawn was hanging upside-down in her bed while she talked to a bird. "Really?" she asked it. "Oh, that's terrible!"
"Will you keep it down?" Dakota (in a pink top, pink shorts and a pink sleep mask) moaned from her bed. "If I don't get my beauty sleep, I'll lose it."
"Yes, because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love."
"Who told you that?! My therapist?"
"I can see people's auras, and it looks like someone threw up on yours."
"Oh, go eat a worm!" The bird Dawn held spit out a worm from its beak. "Uh, no thanks," Dawn politely told it.
Meanwhile on the girls' side of the Bears' cabin, Lara, Katie and Sadie were busy doing their make-up while Eva started doing pull-ups on a bar she set up near her bed. "Thirty-six," Eva counted, "Thirty-seven...thirty-eight..."
"You're pretty good at pull-ups, Eva," Sky noted as she tied the laces of her sneakers.
"Thank you. You know, I'm the only girl at my school who can do more than ten pull-ups. Personal record is sixty, but I-" Eva was suddenly knocked away as Destiny blindly danced around the room. She bumped into Lara, Katie and Sadie as well, smearing their lip gloss on their faces. "Hey!" Eva snapped. "What the hell?! You're dead, you hear me?!"
"Eva, wait," Sky advised as she held her back. "Let me try to talk to her first." She walked over and tapped Destiny on the shoulder. "Huh?!" Destiny shouted over her headphones. "Hang on." She took off her headphones. "What's up?" She noticed Eva, Katie, Sadie and Lara eyeing her. A moment later, Lara dragged her outside. "Next time," Lara advised Destiny, "Try to give yourself more room before you start dancing."
In the spa hotel, Bryan (in yellow pajamas) and Cody (in pale-yellow pajamas) woke up to a peculiar site. "That's something you don't see everyday," Bryan commented.
"Oh, yeah," Cody agreed.
"What's going on?" Chase (in red shorts) yawned as he, Corey (in blue shorts and a black long-sleeved shirt with his spiked skull on it) and Alan (in black shorts with a red 'X' on it) woke up. Bryan simply pointed to Lucas, who was asleep with the top half of his body hanging out on one of the top bunks. "He sleeps like a Texan lizard," 'Dumb' Damien (without his hat and vest) commented.
"Yeah," Justin (in blue pajamas) agreed. "It's so weird."
"What's with this intrusion?" Max (in bright-purple pajamas) demanded as he stood underneath Lucas's bed. "EVIL needs to sleep!"
"Huh?" Lucas mumbled as he stirred awake. "Why are you guys upside-down?"
"Dude, you're hanging off the side of your bed," Alan informed him. Lucas struggled to get out but ended up falling to the floor and landing on top of Max. He got up to show that he was wearing a black-and-white version of his usual outfit, mask and all, and an Eddie Guerrero t-shirt. "Uh, did I mention I move around a lot in my sleep?" he nervously asked.
"Maybe you should stick to the bottom bunks," Cody suggested.
"Yeah, I'll do that." Meanwhile, most of the Frogs of Death were gathered in the main lodge. "Any idea why Sol called us here?" Shane asked his teammates.
"It better be for a damn good reason," Keith grumbled. "This is cutting into my training schedule."
"Hey, Amy," Jane asked her, "Where's your sister at?"
"Her lazy butt is probably still in bed," Amy complained. "Honestly!"
"Morning," Sol greeted as he and Axel carried some covered trays over to their team. "Here's a hearty breakfast for y'all prepped by Axel and myself."
"Prepped by Axel?" Valerie scoffed. "Yeah, I'd rather starve."
"Well, more like Axel got the ingredients and I cooked everything."
"Pass," Keith decided as he, Valerie, Anne-Maria, Scarlett, Topher, Ripper, Amy and Laney left the main lodge.
"Hold on," Brick defended. "Just what exactly did you guys make?"
"Voila!" Sol announced as he removed the lid on the tray, revealing a steaming dish. "A little something called squirrel fricassee." Most of the others had puzzled or weary looks. "Sorry, Sol," Jane politely declined, "But I'm a vegetarian. Thanks, anyway." They got up and left, leaving Sol and Axel with Zee and Mike left. "I thought you said that would work!" Axel complained.
"I was thinking that, too," Sol moaned as he spooned some of the dish to Mike and Zee. "I don't get it at all." The group noticed Samey yawning as she entered the main lodge. "Sorry I'm late," she sighed as she sat down. "Hey, what's that?"
"Eat up," Axel ordered as she pushed a bowlful of the fricassee to her.
"I-I guess." Samey took a bite of the dish, and her eyes widened to the size of the sun.
Confessional: Samey (Frogs of Death)
"That...was...the best thing I've ever had the pleasure of eating!"
End Confessional
"This is so good," Samey gushed between bites.
"Yeah, man," Zee agreed as he and Mike ate some of the dish. "You're, like, good with this food stuff."
"Pass me some of that," Axel told them. She took a bite and froze in surprise. "It's like eating a slice of heaven," she sighed in delight.
"Thank you, cher," Sol replied. He turned to the doorway. "At least some people are appreciative!" he shouted. "Hmph."
"What sorry son of a bitch messed up my kitchen?!" Chef angrily yelled out, making Sol gulp with concern.
"Ahoy, campers!" Chris announced in a pirate accent from the loudspeakers. "Challenge time! On the beach in ten minutes! Over and out." Destiny and Lara eyed each other. "Ready for another extreme-" Tyler began as he walked outside. He was suddenly shoved to the ground by Lara and Destiny. "Out of the way!" the two girls shouted as a scuffle started in the Bears' cabin.
"What's going on in there?" Ethan wondered as he, Greg and Noah walked over to Tyler's side. A pile of clothes was tossed onto Tyler's head, covering him up. "Simple," Greg answered, "Desi's getting dressed."
"Has anyone seen my bra?" Destiny asked off-screen, much to the boys' confusion. Tyler lifted his head out of the pile, though he had a pink bra on top of his head. "Found it," Noah told Destiny.
"Looks like breakfast is over," Axel told Zee, Samey and Mike. "Now, let's go win a challenge for once. Do not hold anything back! Mike, I'm talking to you."
"I told you that was a fluke!" Mike argued.
"Says you!"
"Um, we should probably get going now," Samey suggested. Later, the campers were all gathered by the beach. "Ahoy, bilge-sucking landlubbers!" Chris, in pirate attire, announced. "Welcome to your next challenge. To win this one, you'll need to take the other teams down. Literally." He pointed to four pirate ships with a team's flag on each one. "Down to the bottom of the sea. Each ship is equipped with four functioning cannons. Once they're loaded, just pull the rope to fire."
"Just like my finger," Ripper teased.
"And because our legal team refused to let us use actual cannonballs," Chris informed them, "The below-deck area has been filled with heads of cabbage. Just as deadly, but rich in vitamin K, which is great for you guys since it helps with blood-clotting."
"Oh!" Lauren squealed with excitement. "Blood!" Everyone else eyed her with concern. "You're not strange at all," Chris nervously told her. "Anyway, once aboard the ships, teams will need to decide who their captain is, who will bring the cabbages up from below deck and who will work the cannons. Any player that falls in the water is out of the challenge and must swim to shore. Last team standing wins while the first ones sunk will make one of their own walk the plank. The battle begins when I fire this blunderbust. Chef will now take you to your ships."
"Ah!" Chef cried out as a parrot bit his neck. "Stop it! Bad bird! Bad! I've changed my mind, Chris. I want the hat. You can take the bird."
"Eh...you picked the bird. Sorry. No take-backs."
"No take-backs," the parrot repeated.
"I didn't know the bird was gonna be a jerk!" Chef complained. The parrot bit his neck again. "Ow! No biting!"
"Off you go, teams," Chris instructed. Soon, the teams were on their respective boats. "Okay, I'll be captain, boys," Wayne told the Rats. "Makes good sense 'cause I'm captain of my hockey team, eh?"
"Hockey and sailing aren't really-" MK began.
"Go, Snow Owls!" Raj rallied. He and Wayne hooted like an owl. "I'm digging the vibes from these dudes," Geoff commented, "But, uh, shouldn't we let the pirate dude take charge?"
"No worries, mateys," Anthony assured them. "I don't mind being a cabin boy for now. Besides, once I win those million clams, I'll be the captain of my own ship."
"Okay," Wayne instructed, "MK, Anthony and Rajie, grab the fruit for the cannons."
"Aye-aye, captain!" Raj replied.
"Heave to it, MK," Anthony told her. MK just moaned as she followed the duo.
Confessional: Bowie (Toxic Rats)
"Cabbage isn't a fruit. That's all I came here to say."
End Confessional
"Bowie and I will work a cannon together," Emma told Wayne.
"Scottie and I got one, too!" Luna giggled as she pulled Scott away.
"The cowboy and I got this one!" Lightning exclaimed as he and Austin slid next to another cannon.
"Nice!" Wayne cheered. "Julia and Nichelle, you work the other."
"Of course he puts the two famous people together," Julia commented. "Whatever, right?" She dragged Nichelle off. "It's probably good for the ratings."
Confessional: Nichelle (Toxic Rats)
"I'm famous. I have no idea who she is."
End Confessional
"Let's see..." Lacey thought as she eyed her teammates. "Yeah, I don't see 'captain' on any of you, so that title goes to me by default."
"No way!" 'Dumb' Damien protested. "If you think I'm letting anyone boss me around, then you-" He squeaked in pain as Lacey twisted his arm behind his back. "Start a mutiny against me and it will not end well for you," she warned. "As for the rest of you, let's have the strongest and fastest people getting the cabbages while everyone else is on cannon duty. We clear on that?"
"Yes, ma'am," Beth gulped with worry.
Confessional: Lacey (Screaming Gophers)
"Hey, someone has to lead this rag-tag group. If left to the hands of the cowboy or Queenie, we were certain to lose."
End Confessional
On the Confused Bears' boat, things weren't as peaceful. "I'm the captain!" Jo argued as she faced off against Eva
"No, I am!" Eva barked back.
"Come on, girls!" Sky pleaded as she, Tyler, Dean and Ethan struggled to keep the girls apart. "We should let the team decide on this!"
"We might as well start deciding who should get voted off," Dave reasoned.
"Maybe not," Greg cut in. "I noticed Desi and Lara sketching out some sort of plan, and I think it might just work out." He motioned to the two girls, who were indeed sketching out something. "So the line should be aimed right at the crow's nest," Lara (now cosplaying as Uma from Descendants) reasoned. "That way, the enemy won't spot us coming."
"And we should aim for the Gophers' ship," Destiny (in a short black skirt, a black sleeveless top with hot-pink spiderwebs decorated on it, a matching bandana in her hair and golden hoop earrings) added. "They're the strongest team with them winning all the challenges so far."
"What are you two even talking about?" Dave asked as he and Greg approached the two girls.
"Our game plan for this," Lara explained. "Dez, Greg and I are gonna climb up to the crow's nest and swing over to the Gophers' ship. Then, us girls silently take out their men until there's no one left."
"Why on earth would you try that?"
"Chris said anyone that lands in the water has to go directly to shore," Destiny pointed out. "So if we take the people out..."
"Their ship will be a sitting duck!" Lara laughed.
"But the goal is to sink the ship," Dave informed them with an irrtated tone.
"We thought of that, too," Destiny replied. "While us girls take care of those scoundrels, Greggy will sneak over to the ship's helm and steer it towards those jagged rocks. That'll sink it for sure!" Dave wearily eyed the group. "Don't look at us like we're crazy," Greg scolded. "It's a pretty solid plan, actually. Besides, do you wanna listen to those jocks?"
"Uh..." Dave thought. "Okay, you've made your point. But one question: how are you even gonna get to the ship?"
"We're gonna do it Moby Dick style," Destiny giggled.
Confessional: Dave (Confused Bears)
"Am I on the right show, or did I get a concussion somehow? Is that it? Am I unconscious, and this is all a nightmare?!"
End Confessional
Over with the Frogs of Death, Axel, Keith and Ripper were fighting over the captain's hat. "I'm captain," Ripper sternly said.
"I'm captain!" Keith argued.
"No, I'M captain!" Axel yelled back. The hat ripped in half, and Ripper and Axel placed a half on their heads. "Two captains?!" Zee exclaimed. "No way we lose!"
"There can only be one captain!" Axel declared.
"I'm sure there can be more than one," Phoebe put in as she fiddled with her life vest.
"Hmm..." Valerie thought as she looked between Axel, Ripper and Keith.
Confessional: Valerie (Frogs of Death)
"Axel will become a problem to deal with sooner or later, and I don't like to procrastinate. Luckily, there's a simple way to get these losers to kick her out."
End Confessional
"Let's settle this with a vote," Valerie decided. "All those that don't want Ripper or Keith to be captain, raise your hand." Nearly everyone raised their hands, to Ripper and Keith's shock. "Are you serious?" Ripper complained. "Well, if you think I'm taking orders from you, then you can just-" Axel kicked Ripper in the face, knocking both him and Keith back and making them land in the water. "Remind me to never cross you," Mike noted as Axel smirked at the soggy boys.
Confessional: Axel (Frogs of Death)
"That's how I deal with mutiny."
End Confessional
"Whoa!" Jane cried out. "I know I'm not a big fan of those two boys, but taking them out of the competition is going a bit too far!"
"We're not gonna be able to win if you take out our players," Jasmine added.
"Way to go," Laney scolded, "Now we're at a disadvantage."
"In all fairness," Mike pointed out, "Those two were planning a mutiny against Axel. And at worst, we just have one more man than those Rats."
"That's not true," Scarlett corrected. "Have you noticed Solstice is absent?"
"Yeah, where is that bloke?" Jasmine wondered. "I haven't seen him since brekkie."
"Two words," Axel replied, "Cleaning duty."
...
The scene shifted to Sol mopping the floors of the main lodge. "Stupid Chef and his damn sternness," he angrily muttered under his breath.
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"I think he's asleep," Chef whispered to Chris as they noticed the parrot snoring.
"Aw, cute," Chris said. He then pulled out a megaphone. "Let the battle begin!" he shouted, waking the bird. He fired off his pistol, and the parrot bit Chef in response. "Get him off me!" he cried out.
"AHH!" Phoebe cried out as she heard the pistol go off. "NO! GET DOWN!" She ducked down in a panic, much to her team's bewilderment.
Confessional: Anne-Maria (Frogs of Death)
"Looks like the Wonder Woman is more of a Wonder Wuss."
Confessional: Phoebe (Frogs of Death)
"I, uh, have a problem with loud sounds like that."
End Confessionals
"BATTLE STATIONS!" Axel, Wayne, Lacey and Jo shouted. MK, Raj and Anthony each grabbed a handful of cabbage while 'Smart' Damien passed a head to Jasmine, who loaded it into a cannon. Sarah stuffed a cabbage into the Gopher cannon while Julia and Paul did the same for their team. "INCOMING!" Axel warned as two cabbages flew near the Frogs' ship. Two of the cabbages knocked Jane and Laney off the ship and into the water. "Laney!" Nikki gasped.
"Steady as she goes, Greggy," Destiny told Greg as the duo, along with Lara and a very worried Dave, were in the crow's nest.
"How in the world did you guys even get a harpoon?!" Dave questioned.
"I have a lot of cosplay attire," Lara informed him.
"Shh," Greg hushed. "Your loquacious lips are interfering with my accuracy."
"What?" Dave wondered.
"I can't aim with you yapping! Now..." Greg aimed the harpoon at the Gophers' crow's nest before firing it. "It's solid," he assured the group as he tugged on the rope. "Now we'd better hurry before anyone takes notice."
"Sorry, 'we'?"
"Slidin' time, Davie!" Destiny squealed as she pulled him towards the rope. The two slid down on the rope, followed by Greg and Lara, before crashing into the crow's nest of the Gophers' ship. "Hey, Trent," Elias whispered to him as the two gathered a handful of cabbages, "Did you hear some sort of thudding noise?"
"It's probably someone dropping a cabbage," Trent reasoned.
"What's taking you so long?" Lacey scolded as she peeked her head down below-deck. "We need that ammo!"
"Oh, here you go," Elias replied as he passed the cabbages to her. "We'll get more."
"You'd better." Elias let out a breath once Lacey was out of earshot. "Hey, dude," he told Trent, "I just got a crazy idea." He whispered something into his ear. "What?!" Trent protested. "It couldn't-" The two boys suddenly heard a CRASH and turned to see Carly trying to gather the rolling cabbages. "Oh, sorry," she apologized.
"Again?" Elias quietly moaned. "I'll cover for you, Trent. Just go." Trent went another direction while Elias helped Carly to her feet.
Confessional: Elias (Screaming Gophers)
"I think Carly's alright, but that's the second time she's butted in to me and Trent's conversation. Could she-? No. She's not the type of person to eavesdrop...on purpose."
End Confessional
"Hurry up, maggots!" Jo ordered to the rest of the Bears. "We need more ammo!"
"We're trying!" Eva, now with a black eye, lashed back.
"Calm down," Sky advised her. "We'll win this challenge fair and square." She gasped as the cabbages flew over her head. "Look out!" she warned her teammates. Shawn and Dean quickly ducked down at the incoming cabbages while Katie and Sadie were knocked off the ship and landed in the water. "Oh, my," Ella gasped with concern. "Are you okay?"
"Get down!" Paul shouted as he ducked down. Some more cabbages flew by. Priya effortlessly dodged two of them but got hit in the face by a third and got sent overboard and into the water. "Priya!" Millie cried out.
Confessional: Priya (Confused Bears)
"I can't believe I got taken out right away! Ugh! Mom, Dad, I'm sorry. I know you covered this in my training, but...you used melons. I think cabbages are faster."
End Confessional
A cabbage ripped a hole through the Frogs' flag. "Zee, go stitch up our flag," Axel ordered, "NOW!" Zee jogged off just as another cabbage zoomed by Jasmine's and Rodney's heads. "We'd better sink one of these ships before their aim improves," Jasmine advised. "Hey, Rodney, I've got a plan." She started to explain something but Rodney just stared at her in a romantic daze.
Confessional: Rodney (Frogs of Death)
"I've never felt this way with anyone before. What Jasmine and I have is really special. Breaking up with Helga is gonna be hard, but it's the right thing to do."
End Confessional
"And that's the plan," Jasmine finished. "Cool?"
"With a plan that," Rodney stuttered, to Jasmine's confusion, "Flowers and you, you and sunsets aren't not true." He puckered his lips for a kiss, much to Jasmine's shock, when a cabbage knocked him overboard. "You're welcome, Outback!" Scott snickered.
"Aim lower!" Nichelle told him. "You need to hit the ship if you wanna sink it, like this!" She fired her cannon, which shot a cabbage through the Frogs' ship and knock 'Smart' Damien and Sierra off their feet. Scott, Emma, Bowie and Luna ducked at an incoming cabbage. "Got it!" Emma replied.
"You got it, girl!" Nichelle rallied. "Let's drown these Frogs!"
"Oh, never yell," Julia advised. "It ages your neck."
"Uh, Scottie and I are gonna do cabbage duty," Luna announced as she pushed Scott away from the cannon. "Bad Boy and Wizard, it's your turn!"
"Aw, yeah!" Duncan cheered as he readied the cannon. "I've been dying to try this baby out!"
"What are you doing?!" Scott scolded in a whisper.
"I know you wanna do your strategy," Luna told him, "But it might be good if you let us Rats win one."
"Why would I ruin that?"
"'Cause if we lose again, then people will question if B really was the saboteur and start looking at you and vote you off and things would get BORING for me and I don't want that. But if we win just once, they'll think the saboteur is gone and then we'll be free to do our FUN again! What do you say?"
Confessional: Scott (Toxic Rats)
"Damn, that girl is smarter than she looks."
End Confessional
"Do you wanna aim for the ship now or still at Chase?" Bowie asked Emma in a whisper.
"Chase," Emma replied. "Totally aiming for Chase."
"I like your style."
"Okay, we're down," Destiny whispered after she, Lara, Greg and Dave slid down the pole. "Greggy, to the helm. Davie, guard this spot but keep out of sight. Ra-Ra and I will get to work."
"This is completely insane," Dave muttered as everyone split up. Lara and Destiny crept up behind Sarah. "Yo, Lacey!" Sarah called out. "Got some more-" Destiny quickly put a hand over her mouth and tossed her overboard. "What did you say, Sarah?" Lacey asked, making Destiny and Lara duck out of sight. "You were cut off."
"Sorry," Lara replied in a near-perfect tone to Sarah's, "Just tumbled on these leaves. But hey, I've had worse bruises when trying some slick tricks on my board, so no biggie."
"Okay, then, but get back to it as soon as possible." Lacey walked off. "Swiller acting, Ra-Ra," Destiny whispered to Lara.
"Lots of practice, Dez," Lara shrugged. "Now come on! We gotta move!"
Back towards the shore, Ripper, Keith, Jane and Priya finally crawled up to it. "How'd you get past all the sharks?" Chris wondered.
"Sharks?" Jane squeaked out as Katie, Sadie, Laney, Rodney and Sarah reached the shore.
"Did I not release the sharks? How could I forget? I even drew it on my hand to remind myself. Still forgot. What are you gonna do?" Chris pressed a button, and a tank underwater opened up, releasing some sharks.
"Gather up, everyone," Lacey ordered. "And bring ammo!" She noticed that a few people were absent. "Where are Sarah, the rockers and the model?"
"Trent and Beth are gone, too," Rose noted.
"They better NOT be slacking off. Now, let's hurry and sink some ships. Aim for those Rats!" Leshawna, Izzy, Gwen and Rose loaded the cannons and fired them towards the Rats' ship. "Incoming!" Wayne warned as the cabbages zoomed closer.
(cue commercial)
The cabbages hit the Rats' ship. "Whoa!" Wayne cried out. "Direct hit!"
"Attention, pirates!" Chris announced. "There are now sharks in the water."
"Why?!" 'Smart' Damien demanded off-screen.
"Because I put them there." Another cannon went off and flew towards the Frogs' ship. "I can't believe he just said there are sharks-" 'Smart' Damien began as he loaded a cannon. He was suddenly knocked back into the water by the flying cabbage. "Dude, you okay?" Shane asked him. He was hit by a cabbage and sent into the water. "I've got you," Shane assured 'Smart' Damien as he pulled him up. The duo screamed as they saw a fin passed by them but sighed in relief as it passed by them. They screamed again as it returned and sighed again when it left. They screamed again as a shark rose up. A cabbage flew by and bonked the shark on the nose, knocking it out. 'Smart' Damien and Shane looked up to see Lauren smiling at them while standing behind a cannon. "Don't help those losers!" Jo complained.
"Leave her alone, Jo," Shane scolded.
"Yeah, Scary Girl!" 'Smart' Damien cheered. "Thank you, thank you, thank you! That was a great white! They aren't even supposed to be in fresh water! It compromises the buoyancy in the liver, which makes it harder to-" As he explained, he failed to notice the shark underneath him and Shane. "You've got more problems!" Lauren cheerfully told the duo.
"Wait, what?" 'Smart' Damien asked. The shark opened its jaws, making him and Shane run off in a panic.
Confessional: Lauren (Confused Bears)
"If the sharks ate Damien and Shane, they would scream a lot. I like that. But then they would never scream again. I don't like that. So I saved them."
End Confessional
"Come on, team," Lacey ordered. "Let's go faster!"
"Awk!" a voice squawked. "Faster! Faster!" Lacey turned to see a green-feathered parrot perched on the edge of the ship. "Who brought this stupid parrot here?" she complained.
"I think it's fine," Elias defended. "After all, what's a pirate ship without a parrot? Anyway, have you seen Alan, Lindsay and Carly? It's like they just...vanished."
"Who cares about those idiots?" Heather voiced out as she, Gwen and Rose loaded their cannons. "Just focus on sinking the ships." Meanwhile, Greg had crept over to the helm. "Made it," he breathed out. "Now to start pulling up the anchor." He turned a lever to pull up the anchor.
"Three cabbages loaded!" Bowie announced. Emma fired the cannon towards the Gopher ship. The first cabbage hit Chase in the stomach and the second he ducked at. He jumped up at a third one when a fourth one hit him in the groin, making him gasp for breath. "Yeah!" Emma cheered as she gave Bowie a high-five.
"Keep blasting!" Austin ordered as Lightning fired his cannon. The cabbage balls managed to send the twins overboard. "Ouch," Brick commented as he and Sierra looked on, "That's gotta-" The duo were soon knocked into the water by another cabbage ball. "Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered.
"Hey," Nichelle informed him and Emma, "The goal is to sink the ship. Why are you aiming at people?"
"Emma, Bowie, Lightning, Austin," Wayne called out as he ran up to them, "Way to use your head-brain! Great game plan!"
"How is it a great game plan?"
"We only hit the ship once!" Austin pointed out.
"If we take out their offense," Wayne explained, "They'll have to play the rest of the game short-handed and we'll have them trapped in their own end!"
"So we can just keep firing pucks into their net until the final horn!" Raj exclaimed.
"You know it, Rajie!"
"I know my game lingo and Anthony's accent is a little hard to understand at times," Sam put in, "But did anyone understand what the hockey guys said?"
"Speak English!" Bowie demanded.
"If we take out enough of their team," Wayne explained as he dodged the flying cabbages, "They can't fight back. Then we just blast their ship til it sinks."
"Oh, let's do that!"
"Let's go for the Frogs' ship," Duncan suggested. "We should try to take out the strongest players such as Jasmine, Helga and Axel."
"It looks like quite a few landlubbers are gone already," Anthony noted. "At the very least, we won't be sending someone home if they sink first."
"ATTACK!" Wayne declared. The Rats aimed their cannons at the Frogs. They fired them one after another, taking out Topher, Mike, Cameron and Helga. "I got more ammo for-" Zoey began when she was knocked into the water.
"Quick!" Jasmine shouted. "Grab the cabbages!" She, Scarlett and Nikki scooped them up before they rolled overboard. "Okay," Axel decided as she and Anne-Maria ran over, "We'll take Zoey's spot and get more cabbages-" The duo were knocked into the water.
Over by the Gopher ship, Dave was simply standing near the pole to the crow's nest. "Hey, buddy," Owen greeted, to the boy's surprise. "What are you doing here?"
"What are you doing here?" the parrot on Owen's shoulder repeated.
"Isn't this birdie cute? It really goes with the ship."
"It's...something," Dave nervously replied.
"Oh, brother," Greg murmured as he eyed the duo.
Confessional: Greg (Confused Bears)
"What part of 'stay out of sight' did the guy not comprehend?"
End Confessional
"Yeah," Dave nervously told Owen, "We should get going."
"Good point," Owen agreed, "'Cause Lacey would be really upset if she...uh, by 'we' you meant us, right?"
"More than one!" the parrot cawed as it flew off. "More than one!" Greg ducked out of the bird's sight. "Too close," he breathed out. He noticed that the parrot was flying towards where Destiny and Lara were hiding. "Uh-oh," he realized.
"Almost there," Destiny whispered as she and Lara crept towards Izzy and Echo. She soon saw a parrot flying over before landing on her hair. "Nice birdie," Lara quietly chuckled.
"Shoo!" Destiny told the parrot in a harsh whisper. "We're busy!" The parrot cawed loudly as it used its feet to tug at Destiny's hair. "OW!" she shrieked loud enough to catch the remaining Gophers' attention. "Let go of my hair, Tweety!"
"Uh, Destiny?" Lara noted as she pointed to the Gophers eyeing them.
"Awk!" the parrot cawed before flying off. "Busted!"
"Well, well, well," Lacey smugly declared as she cracked her knuckles. "Looks like we have a few stowaways."
"We're not going down that easy!" Destiny spat back. "Ra-Ra, in the words of Three Days Grace, let's start a riot!" The two girls screamed as they charged at the Gophers.
Back at the beach, Shane and 'Smart' Damien kissed the ground as they, along with everyone else who was knocked off minus Axel, reached the shore. "Seems like the Toxic Rats and the Confused Bears are going for the opposing team's players before going after their ship," Chris told Chef before pulling out his megaphone. "Hey! Your team's getting outsmarted by Destiny and Wayne!" He then turned back to Chef and the parrot on his shoulder. "Sometimes I like to kick people while they're down."
"I like to bite Chef," the parrot replied. It bit Chef again. "You sure you don't wanna trade?" he asked Chris.
"Uh, I really like this hat," Chris said.
"Fire!" Wayne ordered. Some more cabbages flew towards the Frogs' ship, knocking out Valerie and Jasmine. Back at the Gopher ship, Destiny and Lara were struggling to hold off 'Dumb' Damien and Lucas. "Give it up already," 'Dumb' Damien boasted. "You gals ain't gonna whip us." Lara and Destiny looked at each other before forming a sly smirk. "At least we gals don't have a glaring weak point," Lara snickered.
"You're not gonna-" Lucas began to ask in shock. Lara and Destiny replied with a swift kick to the family jewels, and the boys' screams could be heard across the island.
Confessional: 'Dumb' Damien (Screaming Gophers)
He was still holding his groin in pain. "What's in those damn boots, lead?!"
Confessional: Lucas (Screaming Gophers)
He was still holding his groin in pain. "Por que las chicas siempre apuntan a los kiwis?"
End Confessionals
More cabbages flew by the Gophers' ship. Izzy did a backflip to avoid an incoming cabbage. "Wow," Chase complimented, "Cool backflip-" He was knocked off the ship by a wayward cabbage. "Yes!" Emma cheered as she did a little dance. "Yes! I got him! I got him!"
"Ahem," Bowie coughed to catch her attention.
"I mean, one of of him, them. I got one. Chase, was it? I don't know."
"Ahoy, mateys!" Anthony announced as he, Raj and MK came back with handfuls of cabbages. "We scored some more ammo from below-deck."
"Let's finish this," Nichelle decided.
"Yeah!" Wayne cheered, to her confusion.
"Yeah life!" Julia exclaimed as she posed for a selfie.
"The Frogs only have three players remaining," Chris announced. "It is not looking good for them." Zee was curled up into a ball while Phoebe had her head ducked down and Scarlett dodged the incoming cabbages. "It's just me and you two left," Zee began.
"What do we do now?!" Phoebe cried out.
"We could simply ram into the Toxic Rats' ship," Scarlett suggested.
"That's a horrible plan," Zee replied.
"But we'll go down like the Lusitania," Phoebe pointed out.
"And the Rats along with us," Scarlett explained. "At worst, it'll lead to a tie."
"Like the battle against the Monitor and the Merrimack?"
"Exactly. It's our only feasible-" A flying cabbage knocked Scarlett overboard. "Scarlett!" Phoebe cried out. "Now it's just you and me, Zee. You've gotta be the captain now."
"Why me?" Zee asked.
"Because captains need to know how to swim."
"Uh, okay. Okay. Ram the ship?" Zee thought about it for a second. "IT'S RAMMING TIME!" he declared.
Back at the Gopher ship, the rest of the Gophers were backing Lara and Destiny towards the edge of the ship. "Our team's done for," Lara gulped with worry. A SPLASH caught Destiny's attention. She turned her head to see the water moving and Greg and Dave bobbing in the water. "You won't take me alive!" she declared before diving into the water.
"What are you doing?" Lara wondered in bewilderment. She was knocked into the water by Lacey. "Why'd you jump?" Lara coughed out as she and Destiny resurfaced.
"Cause we've got our goal," Greg explained as he held up the ship's helm.
Confessional: Greg (Confused Bears)
"What? Like I'm going to leave them the opportunity to stop the plan. I'm not a comic-book villain."
End Confessional
Phoebe pulled up her team's anchor while Zee steered the ship towards the Rats' ship. "Are they turning towards us?" Dakota wondered.
"They're trying to ram us," Harold inferred. "Sink both ships and make it a tie."
"Okay," Julia put in, "For serious, I can't get wet right now because I may or may not have a phone in my pocket."
"Back to the cannons!" Wayne ordered. "We gotta sink them! Pirate dude, try to steer us away."
"Aye-aye, captain!" Anthony replied with a salute.
"GO, RATS!" the Rats rallied. At the beach, Axel soon arrived at the shore. "Great job, captain," Ripper scolded in a sarcastic tone.
"Hey!" Axel argued as she faced him. "Mutiny has consequences, so s-"
"Do you know what your problem is?"
"Is it that my fist fits perfectly into your face?"
"If you even try to punch my face-"
"HEY!" Chris cut in over the megaphone. "I'm trying to enjoy a challenge!"
"She's the one who said that!" Ripper protested.
"Then tell Ripper, too!" Axel argued.
"Shut your cake holes!" the parrot cawed.
"Okay, I'll take the bird," Chris told Chef.
"Thank you," Chef breathed out. The Frogs' ship kept charging towards the Rats. "Fire!" Emma and Bowie shouted.
"Fire!" Courtney and Nichelle ordered. The cabbages flew towards the Frogs' ship but it kept charging ahead. "More cabbages!" Wayne told the team.
"I got 'em," Raj replied as he carried a handful of cabbages to the cannons.
"What about moving us away?" Bridgette wondered.
"We can't move until the anchor's up," Anthony informed her as he strained to pull the lever up. "I'm trying, but-" The lever snapped in two. "Barnacles!" Anthony cursed out. "Looks like we're staying put."
"Tell me when it's over," Phoebe squeaked out as she ducked down and covered her eyes.
"Oh, this is gonna be great!" Chris squealed with joy.
"People gonna die," the parrot cawed.
"Looks like the Rats and Frogs are taking each other out," Gwen noted as she observed the scene.
"And those loser Bears don't stand a chance against us!" Heather boasted. "Win number four, here we-"
"I'd hate to interrupt," Bryan cut in, "But does it look like we're getting closer?" Leshawna looked down to notice the ship was moving across the water. "How in the world are we moving?" she demanded.
"Someone grab the wheel and steer us away!" Lacey ordered. Rose and Echo ran up to the helm only to find that it was slashed off. "Where did it go?" Echo wondered.
"We're sailing on it!" Greg shouted as he, Destiny, Lara and Dave drifted towards the shore on top of the helm. "Hope you Gophers like the rockside view!"
"The what?" Bryan asked. He gasped as he realized where they were sailing to. Meanwhile, the Frogs' ship continued to charge forward. "He's gonna hit us!" Raj realized.
"BRACE FOR IMPACT!" Wayne warned. The Rats screamed as the ship came forward. "I can't watch!" Zee cried out as he covered his eyes. A seagull flew over and rested on the helm, making the Frogs' ship steer away towards the rocks. "No, no, no, no!" Chris protested.
"See?" Chef pointed out. "Birds ruin everything."
"It's okay," Chris whispered to the parrot, "You can poop on him later." The Frogs' ship crashed into the rocks, making it sink. Zee and Phoebe simply watched the ship sink. "The captain always goes down with his ship," Zee shrugged.
"Ba-ba-ba," Phoebe somberly sang, "Ba-ba-ba, ba-" The duo were quickly swallowed up by the water. "The Frogs are sunk!" Lacey chuckled.
"And we're next!" Lucas warned as he pointed to the incoming rocks. The Gophers' boat soon crashed into the rocks and began to sink. "That little-" Lacey seethed before being completely submerged in water.
"Frogs and Gophers are sunk!" Chris announced. "It's all up to the Bears and Rats now!"
"Any ideas?" DJ asked his teammates. The group noticed Luna was loading herself into a cannon. "Ready!" she exclaimed as she adjusted a white daredevil helmet on her head.
"What are you doing?" Nichelle demanded.
"And why is she smelling funny?" Lightning added as he plugged his nose.
"Just aim me at the Bear ship and fire away!" Luna squealed.
"That smell is a bit familiar..." Austin noted. He gasped as he realized what it was. "Wait!" he warned as Julia aimed the cannon Luna was in. "Don't fire! That maniac's doused in kerosene!"
"Cara what?" Julia wondered. However, she pulled the cord, and a fiery blast was shot out of the cannon and towards the Bears' ship. "What the hell is that?!" Jo demanded.
"That's a-" Melody gasped.
"FIREBALL!" Tyler cried out in a panic.
"WHEE!" Luna, now completely covered in flames, squealed as she soared through the sky. She crashed into the ship, and a huge explosion sent everyone on-board flying. "That's gotta hurt," Greg commented as he winced at the sight. "Hey, Dave, do you have any aloe on standby?"
"Only about seven bottles," Dave sighed.
"Toxic Rats," Chris announced, "You have won the challenge...for a change."
"Champions!" Wayne and Raj exclaimed as the other Rats cheered at their victory. "Champions!"
Confessional: Wayne and Raj (Toxic Rats)
"We came here to win," Raj began, "So that's what we did."
"Credit to the other teams, though," Wayne pointed out. "They, uh, played hard, you know, considering how crummy they were."
"Total fart-faces."
"Yeah, I think Rajie said it best, there. Fart-faces."
End Confessional
"Well done, Rats," Chris congratulated. "Great strategy, Wayne."
"Thanks, coach," Wayne replied.
"Maybe if hockey doesn't work out, you two can become pirates." Wayne and Raj simply laughed the suggestion off.
Confessional: Wayne and Raj (Toxic Rats)
"If Rajie and I don't make it as pro hockey players..." Wayne began.
"Which is crazy talk," Raj commented.
"Oh, yeah, 'cause we're for sure making it. But if we don't, well..."
"We both really love..."
"Syrup," the duo finished.
"So we're gonna become beekeepers," Wayne decided.
Confessional: Bowie (Toxic Rats)
"Bees don't make syrup. That's all I came here to say."
End Confessionals
Zee was swimming towards the beach, unaware that a shark was swimming behind him. "Look out for the-" Sierra warned. Zee tried to swim away but the shark pulled him under. The others on shore could only watch in shock while Chris simply slurped on a soda. Zee pulled away and reached the beach, though one of his legs was ripped off. Chef, Priya, Zoey and Carly screamed at the event while Sky and Lara simply fainted. "A shark took his leg!" 'Smart' Damien cried out to the stunned Ripper. "Call the ambulance!"
"Aw, man!" Zee moaned, surprisingly calmer than expected. "Did you see that? Shark took my leg, brah! This is a bummer! I really liked that leg, too."
"What's happening right now?" Helen wondered.
"He's in shock," Priya nervously reasoned. "That has to be it."
"I'm no anatomy expert," Keith noted, "But if the guy's leg was torn off, then where's the gory bits?"
"That is a good question," Greg agreed.
"It was a great leg," Zee continued. "Probably my favorite." The shark spit something out, which Zee caught. "Alright!" he exclaimed as he lifted it up, showing that it was a prosthetic leg.
"Is Zee a robot?!" Ripper gasped in shock.
"Is there a reason you never told us one of your legs was a prosthetic?" Axel questioned.
"Probably the same reason you never told me your legs weren't," Zee casually replied as he attached his leg back.
"Fair enough."
"Frogs of Death," Chris announced, "Since your ship was the first to sink, I'll be seeing you at the elimination ceremony, because one of you is going home." Most of the Frogs had concerned looks. "I can think of at least two good choices," Keith grumbled as he shifted his gaze between Axel and Jane.
"Hello?" Phoebe called out as she clung onto a piece of the ship and drifted on the lake. "Anyone? Can I get a little help, please?" She noticed a shark fin circling around her. "Help me, please," she squeaked out in a high-pitched tone.
Confessional: Chase (Screaming Gophers)
"That cabbage hurt, but on the beach, did you catch Emma ch-ch-checking me out? Ooh, boom! She's still in mad love! Called it!"
Confessional: Emma (Toxic Rats)
"On the beach, before Zee started screaming, I couldn't stop watching Chase holding his ribs. I hurt him."
End Confessionals
"So," Jasmine thought as most of the Frogs walked towards the campfire ceremony, "Who do you think should be kicked off?"
"Let me think," Keith began, "One Leg and Wonder Wuss are the reason the ship sank, Fart Monster's an idiot, Miss Survivalist put us at a disadvantage, and Jane?"
"Don't even think of saying that thought out-loud," Jane warned. Keith just scoffed before storming off. "The guy's right," Valerie pointed out. "And out of the choices, I'd say Axel is the best choice to vote off. Not only is she pretty unstable, but her outfit is totally lacking. Camo is so 1940s."
"What's wrong with camo?" Brick and Phoebe asked.
"But I'm sure smart people like yourselves will choose the right choice."
Confessional: Valerie (Frogs of Death)
"Uh, I course I didn't mean it! These weirdos are idiots if they can be swayed so easily. And the ones that can't, well, they'll board the Boat of Losers faster than I can change outfits."
Confessional: Sol (Frogs of Death)
"It was a tough decision, mainly because I wasn't there to see things thanks to Chef. But considering who everybody is, I voted for Ripper."
Confessional: Mike (Frogs of Death)
"Axel may have kicked two people off, but Ripper and Keith both sound like big jerks. And between the two, at least Keith has some brawn to him. That counts for something."
Confessional: Samey (Frogs of Death)
"Um...I'm gonna vote for Keith. He seems a bit mean."
Confessional: Jane (Frogs of Death)
"Keith. Sorry, but it's personal."
End Confessionals
Later that evening, the Frogs of Death were seated at the campfire. Sierra, Amy, Samey, Mike, Jasmine, Rodney, Topher, Anne-Maria, Helga and Valerie were in the back row while Brick, Phoebe, Zee, Scarlett, Laney, Nikki, Ripper, Axel, Jane, Keith, Shane, Zoey, Cameron and 'Smart' Damien were in the front row. "Welcome to your first elimination ceremony, Frogs," Chris began as Chef held up a plate of marshmallows. "You'll be voting for the team member you feel should be eliminated tonight, and there are certainly options."
"Zee and Phoebe," Chef stated, "You two were the last members of your team aboard your ship and you could've ended the challenge in a tie with the Rats, but you drove your ship into the rocks and sank it."
Confessional: Zee (Frogs of Death)
"Yeah, but if they kick me off now, they'll never know how I lost my leg. I was actually born like this, but when someone asks, I know they rather hear a cool story, so...yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm safe."
Confessional: Phoebe (Frogs of Death)
"Being the first one voted off the team won't be so bad. I can always go back to volunteering at the food bank."
End Confessionals
"Ripper and Keith," Chef continued, "You were in the water before the challenge even started. You were no help to your team."
Confessional: Ripper (Frogs of Death)
"How is that my fault?! Axel kicked me overboard! If I'd been there, we'd have won!"
Confessional: Keith (Frogs of Death)
"I don't like any of these idiot teammates, but I'm not stupid enough to kick them overboard! Axel is done!"
End Confessionals
"Axel," Chef continued, "You were team captain, and the first thing you did was kick one of your own players overboard."
Confessional: Axel (Frogs of Death)
"Whatever. The team was totally with me on that, and there's no chance I'd get voted off. I made everyone breakfast. With Sol's help, of course."
End Confessional
"If I call your name," Chris instructed, "Come up and claim your marshmallow. If you get a marshmallow, you're safe. If you don't get a marshmallow, you're gone-zo and must leave the island immediately. Let's begin. Jasmine, Brick, Valerie, Topher, Sierra, Rodney, Zoey, Helga, Cameron, Nikki, Laney, Shane, Anne-Maria, Jane, Mike, Scarlett, 'Smart' Damien, Amy, Samey and Sol. You are all safe. Surprisingly, Zee and Phoebe are also safe with zero votes for them."
"Aw, sweet," Zee said. "Can I eat it?"
"Yes?"
"Best day ever!"
"Thank goodness," Phoebe breathed out. "I thought I was a goner."
"The next marshmallow belongs to..." Chris announced. Ripper had a worried look while Axel and Keith glared at the next marshmallow. "...Keith," Chris decided.
"Take that!" Keith boasted as he grabbed the marshmallow.
"Great," Jane grumbled as she squished the marshmallow in her hand.
"Ripper, Axel," Chris announced as he held up the final marshmallow, "One of you is going home."
"Maybe we should fight for the last marshmallow," Ripper suggested.
"Yeah, bring it on!" Axel challenged, startling Ripper.
"Kids, do not make me separate you," Chris warned. "Kidding! I'm about to do exactly that. The last marshmallow goes to..." Ripper's worry intensified while Axel just had a scowl. "..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Ripper!"
"Aw, snap!" Ripper exclaimed once he grabbed his marshmallow, much to Axel's shock. "Pack up your survival trinkets, 'cause guess what? You didn't survive! Ha-ha-ha!" Axel just growled in response. "Lookie, lookie," Ripper teased as he waved the marshmallow in Axel's face, "Whose marshmallow is this, huh? Huh? That's right, it's-" Axel chomped down on his hand. "Ow!" Ripper cried out in pain. "She ate my marshmallow! She can't do that! Chris, do something!"
"I'll make sure she mails it back to you when she's done with it," Chris said.
"Ew!" Anne-Maria gagged.
"Axel, time to walk down the Dock of Shame and-" Axel shoved Chris to the ground as she stormed off. "Yeah, she might be a problem," Chris noted. "Chef, bring out the Drone of Despair."
"The what the who now?" Sol wondered as the remaining Frogs had confused looks.
"It's a little toy of Chef's for occasions like these." Meanwhile, Axel was carrying her bag over her shoulder as she walked down the Dock of Shame.
Confessional: Axel (Frogs of Death)
"I don't see how the loss was my fault. I kicked two teammates overboard and yelled orders at the rest of the team to show they were below me. I did nothing wrong!"
End Confessional
Axel gasped as she saw a large drone with Chris's face on it flying overhead. "You'll never take me alive!" she declared before diving into the water.
"Yeah, that won't help," Chris commented from the dock. The drone lowered a large claw down and picked Axel up by her belt. "When the zombie apocalypse happens," she seethed as the drone flew off, "I'm not gonna help any of you!"
"Well, I'm scratching you off my Christmas card list!" Chris shouted back as the rest of the Frogs watched the scene. "As for the rest of you, you're all safe...for tonight." The Frogs started to walk back to the cabins. "I'm glad that whackjob's gone," Keith spoke up. "Hopefully the rest of you are sane."
"Watch your mouth, Big Guy," Helga warned as she raised a fist up, "Or I will mash mouth into mush."
"But I just..." Rodney stuttered as he faced Helga, "Cannot, right?! I mean...bye!" He sobbed as he ran off, to Helga's confusion. "At least people can't complain about your accent being hard to understand," Nikki commented, earning a glare from Helga. "Uh, not that anyone's complaining, heh-heh."
Confessional: Rodney (Frogs of Death)
"Breaking up with Helga was the hardest thing I've ever done, and I'm sure she's hurting right now."
Confessional: Nikki (Frogs of Death)
"Seriously, did anybody understand what that farm boy told Helga?"
End Confessionals
"That's four contestants down and dozens more to go," Chris narrated from the dock. "Who'll be next? I'm legally not allowed to tell you, so keep watching Total...Drama...Island!"
Votes:
Voted for Axel: Jasmine, Rodney, Amy, Topher, Sierra, Cameron, Zoey, Anne-Maria, Ripper, Zee, Brick, Phoebe, Shane, Helga, Nikki, Laney, Keith, 'Smart' Damien, Valerie
Voted for Ripper: Axel, Mike, Sol
Voted for Keith: Jane, Samey
Eliminated: Axel (20-3-2)
So, episode 5 of Mega Island is here! Axel unfortunately got the cut like canon, but I put in a bit more detail behind it, like the interaction between her and Sol before breakfast and Valerie's intervention. And there was a little split in the votes, whether it be with a worse problem (Jane and Samey's votes) or thinking someone else isn't any useful (Mike and Sol's vote).
We've got a bit of build-up with the interactions, like Scott and Luna's weird alliance, Emma's conflict with Chase and his obliviousness to it, Wayne and Raj's friendship and a few others.
The next episode is a simple voyage into the woods. Until next time, enjoy and have a good day.