"Linc!" Everyone said
"hello my friends!" Linc said while Landon looked at them confused
"who is that?" Lily asked
"this my dear sister is our baby brother Landon." Linc said
"what?!" Lily said
"that doesn't matter right now we need to leave." Clemont said
"as much as I would like to leave, this blasted collar prevents me from leaving this dimension." Linc said "Luna has the key to it around her neck and she's doing a concert."
"so what do we do?" Bonnie asked
Linc got an idea
"Serena, clemont how quickly can you come up with disguises?" Linc asked
later at the concert
Linc and the gang snuck on to the side of the stage
"what's the plan?" Ash asked
"the plan is I distract them by making them angry and I take the key from around her neck and Lily opens a portal for us." Linc said
Linc was wearing a white and gold leather biker jacket with white gloves that had golden claws
he was holding a helmet that had two long horns and LCD screen on the face that mimicked his expressions
"ok but you Just singing isn't going to distract them." Ash said
"that's why I have my band." Linc said putting on the helmet "I'm going to listen for something I can use for a song."
"wait is that we took Luna's instruments and modified them?" Serena asked "to be your band?"
"yeah." Linc said before noticing they were going to start
"HELLO ROYAL WOODS!" Luna yelled "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?"
there was a loud set of cheers
"WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU FROM HELL TO HEAVEN!" Luna yelled "WITHOUT NEEDING DEATH!"
"I got it!" Linc said "everyone helmets on!"
"A 1 a 2 a 1 2 3!" Luna said before Linc and his band stepped on stage
"let me stop you right there save us all precious time." Linc sang while the others played their instruments
"uh what?" Luna said
"if what you're suggesting is letting them climb , up the ladder, oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates?"
"I uh-" Luna said before the masked Linc cut her off
"sorry sis but there's no defyin' their fates!"
"'Cause Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!"
"I-" Luna began before Linc continued
"Just try to chillax, bitch you're wasting your breath."
"hey!" Sam yelled
"did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?"
"well I-" Luna began before getting cut off again
"Are they Winners?
Are they Sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry."
"well-" Luna said before Linc took the key from around her neck "HEY!"
"Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!
And when all's said and done!"
Linc used the key to unlock his collar causing the loud's eyes to widen
"There's the question of fun"
"no..." Luna said as Linc's outfit turned red and black
"And for those of us with Divine Ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!"
Linc pulled out a guitar
"Bow-now-now-nownow
Guitar solo, fuck yeah!
Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow!"
"Lincoln!" Luna said
"Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!"
"Lincoln please!" Luna pleased
"Fuckin' Hell's forever
And it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor
'Cause you don't have a shot!"
"GOOD NIGHT ROYAL WOODS!" Linc yelled before his group vanished through a portal
meanwhile in kalos
Mangey was chilling with Landon who was playing with his tails when the gang came through the portal
"hey you guys did it!" Mangey said
"yup!" Linc said taking off his helmet "did you do your part?"
"yup." Mangey said
"great!" Linc said "now that should keep 'em busy."
"say Linc what are we doing with Landon?" Clemont asked
"we're gonna take care of him obviously." Linc said
"wait what?" Clemont asked
"yeah we're gonna be taking of him!" Linc said as he began to rock Landon to sleep "I'm gonna put him to bed have fun!"
"so big brother are you gonna confess?" Bonnie asked once Linc couldn't hear them
"not yet." Clemont said
"well then when are you because now that I know I'm not gonna stop bugging you about it!" Bonnie said
"very soon Bonnie." Clemont said "very soon."
meanwhile with Lisa
"I can't believe he was able to trick us." Lisa said from on the way back from the concert
"wait guys what about Landon?" Lori asked
upon that realization they rushed to the house
once they got there and went inside they noticed Lisa's door was ripped off it's hinges
same with luna's door
they went inside Lisa's room and all of her computers were smashed and short circuited to the point of no repair
there was writing on the wall that said "stick it to the man"
not even Landon's crib was safe from the devastation with it being shattered to pieces
however there was a note on top of the rubble
it said
"an eye for an eye" - signed Linc
"well played Lincoln well played." Lisa said
the next day with linc
"so Linc did you improvise that whole song?" Clemont asked
"yup." Linc answered while holding Landon "now then we better get going."
"where are you going?" Serena asked
"I'm gonna teach Landon how to hunt." Linc said putting on his new Leather jacket and gloves
"Linc no-" clemont said
and that's all for now
funny how I turned Lincoln from alastor to Adam in one chapter
also landon is gonna be taught how to commit crimes
clemont: "ARE YOU TWO ROBBING A BANK?!?"
Linc holding the teller at gun point: "nonsense we're adventuring a bank!"
Landon: "keep up!" (Linc shoots the teller)
well then see you next time