Obstacles
Quotation, "Where am I" Regular speaking
Bold, you have leveled up, System notification
Italic, 'How did I get here' Thinking
Bold Italic explanation has leveled up, skills
Hello again. Now to be clear this chapter take's place about four months after the last chapter, there will be flash backs to what happened in those four months. The reason for such a time skip is for the interest of not having you read about the boring nature of the four months and just having you all see the interesting things about it. With that said here's the story
Konoha, Tenshi's Pov, December 4th 67 years after Konoha's founding
Lifting a flask to my lips, I finally have a real drink after a few months of sneaking them when Kakashi wasn't watching me, not that he was really effective. I mean I did level up from Danzo sending root after me.
Yeah, Genjutsu is overpowered when using Mp instead of Cp, it was fun watching that guy think he was fighting Madara. Looking over Konoha from my place atop the seconds Hokage's head. I can't help but think 'how inefficient is this village of Ninja that they didn't notice a child in a bright orange jumpsuit vandalizing a monument that is basically in view everywhere in the village, I mean I'm pretty sure that someone would notice if mount Rushmore was being painted on.'
Leaning back slightly, I grab a random Kunai and just start flipping it and catching it over and over again. 'let's see what's happened the past few months, I found out what my chakra nature was, as well as unlock the affinities menu, both said lightning, so now I'm almost immune to lightning damage, as well as having a hundred precent boast for lightning damage. So that's cool, still won't help me in a world where a single man killed an entire army of decent soldiers with just martial arts'
There were some other things not worth too much detail like fucking with Kakashi by acting similarly to Kushina, not too much since, you know the whole ex root thing, the ramen was okay, not some otherworldly flavor, that Naruto suggested. Not that I really care, just interesting. Though I'm not too keen on Acting to much here since it's likely I would be seen through even with a three hundred and sixty percent increase to fool someone.
But so far it's worked, I mean I did get instated as a Chunin after taking an exam, not the Chunin exam, just a paper test, then Ino's dad showed up and did some weird mind stuff, good thing to note Gamer's mind can hide information that would be impossible to have. So, no torture and execution for me, yay.
"Been a while since getting drunk was this easy" I say offhandedly to probably no one but still a chance for it to be some random Anbu, or a member of the team I was assigned to. Putting that thought aside in favor of 'what is the dumbest shit I could do without hurting my chances of survival here?' By far the worst idea I've ever had, and I tried to kill Bertholdt in nuke range, so yeah.
Getting up, and having an idea of what to do, I first open my status.
Name-Tenshi
Level-110 (88,450|110,000)
Title-Angel of Death, Fox's beloved, Divine seamstress, Saint, Uzumaki, Chunin "You're a Chunin of the leaf" x3 Exp gain from missions, +15% bonus to shinobi skills, Anbu "You've joined the Anbu, now you deal with the truly darker side of the Shinobi" x2 Exp gained from Anbu missions, +80% bonus to all Anbu skills.
Hp-3,310|3,310
Mp-5,070|5,070
Cp-17,320|17,320
Sp-7,801|7,801
Strength-202(R) 161
Constitution-211(R) 170
Dexterity-300 (R) 240
Intelligent-244
Wisdom-263
Charisma-264
Luck-356
Points-430
Perk points-1
'Oh did I forget to mention I joined Anbu? Anyway Solomen?' I ask, getting a
Yes?
From the system, 'where can I find the training ground of Shisui, and Itachi Uchiha?' immediately getting another exact location, I finish, the rest of the Alcohol, getting up and walking forwards, I let myself fall off the edge, of the head, and just wait... and wait... and wait till, I get to a point of being slightly close enough to the ground before, willing my chakra to form a chain,
-10 Cp
And fire a chain out of my hand, into the side, of the mountain and pull myself into it. And immediately when reaching the side apply chakra, to my feet in order to stick to the side of the wall, only to end up screwing up the flow due to my drunkenness, and landing safely on my face into the ground below. 'gotcha' I think before immediately Observing the blur that tried to hide.
Name-Kakashi Hatake
Level-?
Title-Copy Ninja
Strength-500
Constitution-225
Dexterity-?
Intelligent-?
Wisdom-100
Charisma-328
Luck- -25
Truth, cooks individual steaks for his dogs
'Hmm, so Kakashi is the one following me, good to know, now I just need to find the root agent most likely following me' getting up slowly, and moving as normally as I can, and really wanting to fuck with Kakashi, instead of making my way directly to the location Shusui and Itachi train, I go towards a familiar Ramen shop, making sure to help everyone I can along the way, of course while being overly cheerful, don't want to unnerve the elderly.
"HOW YOUTHFUL, HELPING THOSE IN NEED!" and of course with my luck I catch the attention of the most absurdly powerful shinobi, ever... say what you will, but he beat Madara, with just Taijutsu, no Sharingan, bullshit, just pure taijutsu, so of course it's no surprise that when I observed him, I got this
Name-Might Guy
Level-?
Title-Konoha's Sublime Green beast of Prey
Stats-?
Truth, do not fuck with him.
Completely deadpan, and without any mask, I say "Hmm, sorry did you say something?" and he responds of course in the way he normally would, "Agha, curse you Kakashi and your hip attitude, it's already spreading!" and so of course completely disregarding the advice I've been given I fuck with him by walking away
While it could be a good idea to train with Guy, there's no way even with my ability to heal overnight which I will have a very hard time to hide, or I could just say its and Uzumaki thing, I already died once by trading increased stats for my life, I would have killed Zeke too if it wasn't for Ymir. So I'm not looking for the Eight inner gates, nor do I really need to kill Madara, I just need to have a plan for surviving in this world.
Really glad that I physically can't get pregnant now so I don't have to worry about those instincts kicking in for a while, don't exactly think having a child in Naruto would be a good idea, too bad I can't get my tubes tied, and if you're wondering yes, I tested that, and no I won't answer how. But my inner rants have to be put aside, as I finally make it to Ichiraku Ramen.
"Ah, Tenshi back for another bowl?" Teuchi asks, already familiar with me since I've come here a lot to fuck with Kakashi, smiling I say "Yes, can I get a Beef miso Ramen?", I ask ordering beef since I can't have pork. Smiling Teuchi says "Coming right up."
'Now that I think about, I'm probably fucking with him as well, he knew Kushina right?' I think as I'm waiting, "Care to join me Buntaicho?" I ask adding the buntaicho part to test it out, and since after my bowl is placed Infront of me Kakashi still hasn't showed himself, I just start eating alone.
Once finished with my meal, and after paying Teuchi, I leave and just start wandering around making it seem like I'm just enjoying the village, when I'm slowly making my way in twisting and convoluted path to the training ground
Line break, December 4th 67 years after Konoha's founding
'Well, this is pathetic... for a Ninja, for a child why the hell is she using this many knifes?' I think as I'm currently in a tree not, at where Shisui and Itachi train, but currently looking down at the academy student. While I don't really need to, I observe her anyway
Name-Izumi Uchiha
Level-38
Title-Uchiha
Strength-21
Constitution-32
Dexterity-128
Intelligent-98
Wisdom-56
Charisma-11
Luck- 88
Truth, is the 8th youngest Uchiha to awaken the Sharingan.
'Yep, Itachi's girlfriend' I confirm as I still just sit up on the tree branch, 'Is her Sharingan the reason her Dexterity is so high?' I wonder as she continues throwing Kunai into the targets, I'm so going to fuck with her, activating Fore sight, I wait for a Kunai that will just miss its target,… after waiting for about thirty seconds I finally find one that will go barley past the target, and so I take out a kunai of my own. And throw it.
And immediately as my Kunai hits hers diverting the course to the point it will hit the target, Izumi jumps back and pulls out two Kunai, and surprisingly finds me within two minutes, I didn't move from where I threw the Kunai and she is using Sharingan to be fair, but impressive nonetheless.
"Who are you?" she says while glaring at me with her red eyes, smiling I jump down, and say "It's rude to demand a name without giving one yourself." Her stance hasn't shifted after seeming me even in my Chunin Attire, good.
"Izumi, now who are you?" she demands, smiling at her I say "Tenshi, and if you can't already tell, I'm not an enemy" I say while pointing at my forehead protector exactly where it should be. And she fainted.
"Did she just over use Her eyes in two minutes?" I say questioning no one and acting confusion just to keep up appearances. Looking down to the unconscious girl I walk up to her and lightly placing my hand on her think, 'imparting'
-700 Cp
As I use my perk to send her some of my chakra, and as I do, she immediately shoots up, which would have headbutted me, if she weren't far slower than me even at my weakened state. "So, you, okay?" I ask her immediately after she shot up
"Huh, how long was I out?" she says unsurprisingly remembering how she passed out, "Not long, I wouldn't use Jutsu for a little while, unless you want to explode." the deadpan stare she's giving me once more makes me wish I could feel amusement, as she slowly lets out a long, "What?!"
"I gave you some of my Chakra, but it's still my chakra flowing through your system, so you have to wait for it to absorb it and make it your chakra, you're welcome by the way, it's not like I gave you a lot of Chakra" I explain completely bullshiting as I have no idea how this works.
"Uh, thank you?" looking her dead in the eyes I ask as coldly as possibly, so just my actual tone "Why does that sound like a question?" immediately glaring at me and huffing she says "Thank you." before turning slightly back to the target.
'isn't she supposed to be one of the nice Uchiha?' I wonder while watching her throwing her kunai, "You're going to miss" I say as the kunai she already thrown flies past the target, turning to me Izumi says "I welcome you to try." and before she even finishes her sentence, I throw a kunai right by her face that lands directly in the center of the target.
"A non-moving target, is almost impossible to miss." I say keeping eye contact, breaking eye contact I walk up a tree and say "As a ninja your performance is horrible, for your age, which I assume is around eight, you're doing far better than you should."
"Not good enough." she says mumbling under her breath, which I honestly almost missed. Pretending to be confused by it, I slam my fist into my hand, before jumping backwards off the tree and landing directly Infront of Izumi. "Let me guess, your either, A attempting to graduate early in order to not be too outshined by that Uchiha prodigy, or B your very self-deprecating."
The look of pure shock on her face, did nothing for me. Honestly do you think talking and fucking with Izumi could make me feel anything, honestly the only thing in my whole afterlife? That has completely taken me off guard was Historia. "How?..." she says not finishing her thought
"Not hard to figure out, that plus him recently unlocking his sharingan, would make it likely that you feel inadequate over your one advantage being removed." starting to circle her and looking her up and down, I say "If you want my advice, I would suggest working to increases your chakra reserves and control"
"And how would I do that?" she asks with a look that is part hope and part self-doubt, knowing I have an opportunity to fully explore if I can derive sick pleasure from the pain of others, I gently place a hand onto Izumi's shoulder and say "Well Izumi, we're going to need a lake."
Line break, December 8th 67 years after Konoha's founding
'Shit' I think as another Ninja is already lined up to strike me after Apofýgei, already activated, thinking quickly I 'strengthen' the Ninja and watch as he goes far too quickly and unable to stop himself stabs his own friend giving me the chance to swing my katana and decapitate him.
Quickly kicking his head into one of his allies currently dealing with the other members of my squad, I lean back as an outline of a kunai shows where it would have hit my head. I quickly throw another Kunai towards the direction it came from. Quickly casting a genjutsu I make another ninja think that the person they were fighting move to a location of their allies, not watching knowing that ninja is as good as dead.
Seeing the target going to bolt from their hiding spot within thirty seconds, I ignoring all the enemies go directly to where the target is. Seeing the outline suddenly disappear as I enter, I go to the most likely spot where their hiding and open it, not seeing them. 'observe'
Name-Random target
Level-8
Title-Noble
Strength-2
Constitution-9
Dexterity-11
Intelligent-25
Wisdom-80
Charisma-91
Luck-3
Truth, Learned some Ninjutsu for self-defense.
Walking away leaving the cupboard open I wait a second before launching a chain, and wrapping it around the target.
-10 Cp
And as the chain restrains the now visible form of our target, I use the chain to cover their mouth not needing to hear their pleas for their life, and within a few seconds they died as my chain drained them of all their chakra refiling some of my massive reserves. Needing to confirm their death I cut off their head.
Skill Gamers mind has completely negated effect [Genjutsu]
Turning quickly, I throw my katana directly through the eye of a ninja who wasn't expecting me to negate the genjutsu so quickly. Walking outside to see another Anbu finishing the last Ninja off, when they turn to me I just hold up a scroll as another popup comes up
Battle over post battle report, mission complete
A ranked assassinate the target
Kill the target (X)
Personally kill the target (X)
Do not get caught ( )
Reward 100,000 Exp, 200,000 Ryo slightly increased standing with Anbu
You have gained 751,000 Exp, you have leveled up x7 you have gained +14 in Dexterity and Inteligent, +28 in Wisdom Charisma and Luck, and +70 Constitution. Due to Constitution surpassing 250 you have upgraded perk Battle continuation. For surpassing level 115 you have gained a perk point.
Skill Sealing chains has leveled up by 20, Apofýgei has leveled up by 1, stealth has leveled up by 5
Dismissing the screen and once again thinking on how broken the Uzumaki title is, well how broken it is when combined with both the chunin and Anbu title's Exp multipliers stacking. Throwing the scroll to the totally not obviously Kakashi, and just an Anbu with white gravity deifying hair.
And precede to go around slitting the throats of all the ninja on the ground making sure their dead, only stopping when Totally not Kakashi says "Kitsune we're heading out." nodding I start following them on auto pilot.
'Hm, I still have a hard time believing they still have a fox Anbu mask after the nine tails attack.' I think pondering possible solutions while following the other members of the squad, still despite getting caught and engaging in battle, I think for the very first Anbu mission I've had it went especially well.
'Might as well check, Status'
Name-Tenshi
Level-117 (48,450|117,000)
Title-Angel of Death, Fox's beloved, Divine seamstress, Saint, Uzumaki, Chunin, Anbu
Hp-3,850|3,850
Mp-5,490|5,490
Cp-20,600|20,600
Sp-7,901|7,901
Strength-202 (R) 161
Constitution-281 (R) 224
Dexterity-314 (R) 251
Intelligent-258
Wisdom-291
Charisma-292
Luck-384
Points-465
Perk points-2
'Twenty thousand chakra points, in case you're wondering that's a bit more than most Jonin's but less than the chakra powerhouses, I.e., Naruto who at twelve I estimate will have around eighty thousand Chakra to work with, so I'm doing fairly well for myself' too busy with my thoughts that the time it takes for us to reach the outer gates of the village seems to fly by
So, after reporting to Hiruzen, and going back to the barracks, I head straight home, desperately needing a drink. Making my way through the street's barley avoiding Izumi, since I really don't want to deal with her right now.
After finally making my way through the crowded streets to my apartment, upon entering and bypassing the several hundred security seals, I immediately take out a bottle of wine, and a nice crystal glass and pour some of it in.
Taking a deep drink of the wine, leaning back in my chair, finally able to get very drunk. I mean I could get drunk on missions but that is horribly stupid as I'm very weak, in fact if I didn't have Apofýgei I would be dead about six times over, so sadly I need to be fully functioning in every battle.
And since I can't rely on tricks forever, I need a way to build up even more skill. And the best way to do that, is by focusing on a single thing for now, and thanks to the information that any illusion using Mp instead of Cp are impossible to break out of, unless you have a Dojutsu. Gives me a decent idea on what to focus on.
And that's it, well not to much to talk about for this chapter, if you're wondering about how Tenshi got offered to join Anbu, Fifty-Fifty, yeah quite literally change fate, so instead of deciding to not let the mentally unstable child into an assassination squad, he decides to let her in, like I've said Angelica's luck is by far her most powerful stat.
Name-Tenshi
Level-117 (48,450|117,000)
Title-Angel of Death, Fox's beloved, Divine seamstress, Saint, Uzumaki, Chunin, Anbu
Hp-3,850|3,850
Mp-5,490|5,490
Cp-20,600|20,600
Sp-7,901|7,901
Strength-202 (R) 161
Constitution-281 (R) 224
Dexterity-314 (R) 251
Intelligent-258
Wisdom-291
Charisma-292
Luck-384
Points-465
Perk points-2