[INT. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD'S LIVING ROOM - DAY]

(Beavis and Butt-Head are sprawled on the couch, flipping through channels on TV. They come across a rerun of "As Told By Ginger" and see Courtney Gripling and Mipsy Mipson on the screen.)

BUTT-HEAD:

Hey, Beavis, check it out. It's those chicks from that show.

BEAVIS:

Oh yeah, those two are like, the hottest chicks in school.

BUTT-HEAD:

Yeah, I'd do stuff to them. Like, stuff with my wiener.

BEAVIS:

Heh heh, yeah. Hey, Butt-Head, what if we tried to, like, score with them?

BUTT-HEAD:

Score? Heh heh, yeah! That would be cool.

(Beavis and Butt-Head exchange excited looks, their minds buzzing with the possibilities of dating Courtney and Mipsy.)

BEAVIS:

But how are we gonna, like, get them to notice us?

BUTT-HEAD:

Hmm, I don't know. Maybe we should, like, be more romantic or something.

BEAVIS:

Yeah, like in those movies. We could, like, write them poetry or buy them flowers.

BUTT-HEAD:

Yeah, chicks dig that stuff. Let's do it.

(Beavis and Butt-Head jump off the couch, determined to win over Courtney and Mipsy.)

[INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY]

(Beavis and Butt-Head awkwardly approach Courtney and Mipsy, who are chatting by their lockers.)

BEAVIS:

Um, hey Courtney, uh, we got you something.

BUTT-HEAD:

Yeah, it's, like, a token of our affection.

(Beavis hands Courtney a wilted dandelion he found on the ground, while Butt-Head holds out a crumpled piece of paper.)

COURTNEY:

(laughing) What is this?

MIPSY:

(laughing) Are you guys serious?

BEAVIS:

Uh, yeah. We wrote you, like, a poem and stuff.

BUTT-HEAD:

Yeah, it's about how your eyes are, like, really cool and stuff.

(Courtney and Mipsy exchange amused glances, trying to stifle their laughter.)

COURTNEY:

Um, thanks guys. That's, uh, really sweet of you.

MIPSY:

Yeah, totally sweet.

(Beavis and Butt-Head stand there awkwardly, unsure of how to proceed.)

BEAVIS:

So, uh, you wanna go out sometime? Like, on a date or something?

BUTT-HEAD:

Yeah, we could, like, watch TV or something. Or do other stuff.

(Courtney and Mipsy exchange another look, trying to suppress their laughter.)

COURTNEY:

Um, thanks for the offer, but we're kinda busy with, uh, girl stuff. Maybe some other time.

MIPSY:

Yeah, sorry guys.

(Beavis and Butt-Head's faces fall as they realize they've been rejected.)

BEAVIS:

Uh, okay. Maybe some other time then.

BUTT-HEAD:

Yeah, later.

(Courtney and Mipsy watch as Beavis and Butt-Head slink away, shaking their heads in amusement.)

COURTNEY:

(laughing) Oh my gosh, did that really just happen?

MIPSY:

(laughing) I think it did. Those guys are so clueless.

(Courtney and Mipsy share a laugh before heading off to their next class, leaving Beavis and Butt-Head behind.)

FADE OUT.