[INT. BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD'S LIVING ROOM - DAY]
(Beavis and Butt-Head are sprawled on the couch, flipping through channels on TV. They come across a rerun of "As Told By Ginger" and see Courtney Gripling and Mipsy Mipson on the screen.)
BUTT-HEAD:
Hey, Beavis, check it out. It's those chicks from that show.
BEAVIS:
Oh yeah, those two are like, the hottest chicks in school.
BUTT-HEAD:
Yeah, I'd do stuff to them. Like, stuff with my wiener.
BEAVIS:
Heh heh, yeah. Hey, Butt-Head, what if we tried to, like, score with them?
BUTT-HEAD:
Score? Heh heh, yeah! That would be cool.
(Beavis and Butt-Head exchange excited looks, their minds buzzing with the possibilities of dating Courtney and Mipsy.)
BEAVIS:
But how are we gonna, like, get them to notice us?
BUTT-HEAD:
Hmm, I don't know. Maybe we should, like, be more romantic or something.
BEAVIS:
Yeah, like in those movies. We could, like, write them poetry or buy them flowers.
BUTT-HEAD:
Yeah, chicks dig that stuff. Let's do it.
(Beavis and Butt-Head jump off the couch, determined to win over Courtney and Mipsy.)
[INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - DAY]
(Beavis and Butt-Head awkwardly approach Courtney and Mipsy, who are chatting by their lockers.)
BEAVIS:
Um, hey Courtney, uh, we got you something.
BUTT-HEAD:
Yeah, it's, like, a token of our affection.
(Beavis hands Courtney a wilted dandelion he found on the ground, while Butt-Head holds out a crumpled piece of paper.)
COURTNEY:
(laughing) What is this?
MIPSY:
(laughing) Are you guys serious?
BEAVIS:
Uh, yeah. We wrote you, like, a poem and stuff.
BUTT-HEAD:
Yeah, it's about how your eyes are, like, really cool and stuff.
(Courtney and Mipsy exchange amused glances, trying to stifle their laughter.)
COURTNEY:
Um, thanks guys. That's, uh, really sweet of you.
MIPSY:
Yeah, totally sweet.
(Beavis and Butt-Head stand there awkwardly, unsure of how to proceed.)
BEAVIS:
So, uh, you wanna go out sometime? Like, on a date or something?
BUTT-HEAD:
Yeah, we could, like, watch TV or something. Or do other stuff.
(Courtney and Mipsy exchange another look, trying to suppress their laughter.)
COURTNEY:
Um, thanks for the offer, but we're kinda busy with, uh, girl stuff. Maybe some other time.
MIPSY:
Yeah, sorry guys.
(Beavis and Butt-Head's faces fall as they realize they've been rejected.)
BEAVIS:
Uh, okay. Maybe some other time then.
BUTT-HEAD:
Yeah, later.
(Courtney and Mipsy watch as Beavis and Butt-Head slink away, shaking their heads in amusement.)
COURTNEY:
(laughing) Oh my gosh, did that really just happen?
MIPSY:
(laughing) I think it did. Those guys are so clueless.
(Courtney and Mipsy share a laugh before heading off to their next class, leaving Beavis and Butt-Head behind.)
FADE OUT.
