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"Hey Mox!" Millie greeted him as he came in only to notice the utmost sour expression on his face, "What's got you so upset? That guy get yer order wrong again?"

"No, it's slightly worse than that," Moxxie bemoaned as he put away his lunch and set up his gear. He walked over and gestured to his collar, "look at this, blood stains! Someone shot at me and it got on my suit!"

"That's awful!" Millie gasped as she cupped her cheeks, "Ya only got like… several pairs of them!"

Moxxie groaned and slammed his head on the desk, "I know, I can't have blood stains like this, it's unprofessional!"

"I like it, makes you look rugged yet proper," Millie practically purred, "kind of reminds me! Ya like concerts at all?"

Moxxie gunned in thought, "It depends on the music. Why?"

"Bam! Guess who got two tickets for a Throttle Back concert!" Millie excitedly told him as she whipped out her tickets. Throttle Back was a well known metal group.

"Woah, how'd you get that?"

"Milky. She's pretty cool," Millie giggled.

Moxxie quirked a brow trying to remember who that was, "Milky… oh, the short stack succubus! Didn't you pummel her?"

"Yeah, she's a tough bitch. Gotta respect that," Millie punched her fist into her palm, "So, you wanna come with me?"

Moxxie laughed nervously, "Oh, I couldn't possibly go, you wouldn't want me there."

"Mox, there's a reason why I'm askin' ya," Millie softly punched his arm though it still did some light damage, "none of that self doubt, humble bumble bull mess. Do you wanna come or not?"

"Uh…" Moxxie didn't know what to say to that.

That's when Millie started looking flustered herself as she had to mentally remind herself that this wasn't Wrath, "Ah shit, I'm sorry, am I being pushy?"

"No, no, it's just unexpected," Moxxie quickly replied before he smiled, "honestly, I'd love to go."

"Yes," Millie fist pumped until she cleared her throat, which Moxxie had to admit looked adorable on her, "I mean, cool, great. This'll be kickass."

Moxxie never expected her to show any interest in him like that. And it had been a while since he was taken to a concert by any of his companions. It was a welcomed change of pace. And it reminded him that when he got home and had some alone time that he needed to practically flog himself for nearly throwing this away in a crazy act prior.

And suddenly, the door was locked open by Blitzo, "Hey, I heard baby dick whine then Millie cheered, what's Poppin'?"

"Heads apparently," Millie snickered as she nodded at Moxxie who huffed, "Moxxie got in a lil' shootout."

"Ha, classic!" Blitzo laughed and slapped the smaller imps back, "That's how me and him met, you know."

"Huh… how did y'all meet?"

Blitzo had been waiting ages for Millie to ask that question and proudly began his tale, "Heh, funny story…"

XXX

The desert of Wrath was vast and volcanic. But there were pockets of civilization here and there. Even in a small trailer park filled with the usual backwoods bandits.

"Damn you cholos!" Blitzo, bloody, beaten, and shirtless, growled as he was tied to a post and surrounded by several cartel Imps all armed to the teeth, "I said I was sorry, I didn't know that was your girlfriend or your brother!"

"That was my father!" The largest one growled. A large burly winged Imp with several tattoos on his body.

"What, you look older than him!" Blitzo got a hard punch to the face that made his already blood nose worse, "Shit, that smarts."

"Just like my knife will smartly slip into your neck!" Blitzo still had the audacity to roll his eyes at the lame threat. The leader growled and pointed to an Imp carving up some wood, "Once he's done wood carving that pillory!"

And that made Blitzo suffer more than anything else today, "Good Satan, you gonna bore me to death!?"

"If it's torture for you, then yes!" the cartel leader and his goons all laughed until he scooted over to the woodworker and whispered, "Marco, how long until that's done?"

"Thirty more minutes," the Imp answered and Blitzo heard it.

"Oh Satan, just shoot me!" Blitzo cried out. Then there was a gunshot. The Cartel leader turned around and it revealed he had a hole in the side of his head. He flailed like a dancing fish for a moment only to fall over in front of the surprised Blitzo, "Oh… speak of your savior."

"Boss!?" Another shouted only for a bullet to enter his spine, "Ah!"

The Imps surrounding Blitzo started getting picked off almost as fast he could blink from bullets seemingly coming from nowhere. Only once the last demon was dead and still did the gunshots stop.

Blitzo looked around and shouted, "What the heaven was that!?"

"Me," he heard a familiar voice reply and turned to see none other than that Imp he met at the bar walking towards. He was small, freckled, and wore a little poncho. He didn't look like someone you'd expect to do this, "you're welcome. Payback for covering my tab, sir."

"Well fuck me sideways, you know how to uphold a debt," Blitzo laughed as the little Imp began to untie him. Once he was free, Blitzo shoved him back and smirked, "hey, just so ya know, you can't fuck me over a rescue!"

The Imp looked a little mortified, "Excuse me!"

"You heard me, stud!" Blitzo growled before he put himself against the unfinished pillowry and shook his hips, "You can't fuck me! No matter how much I know you absolutely demand it!"

"Look sir," The Imp began.

"No, don't speak," Blitzo put his index finger against the Imp's lips, "look… you're pretty attractive and bet with a fatty like that, you can take it! Mmm, I bet you you can destroy me too. But I'm not easy..."

"Sir… bend over right now," The Imp ripped off his poncho and slammed a very horny Blitzo down, "I'll show you some real precision!"

"Oh, what's your name, stud-muffin," Blitzo moaned.

"Moxxie. And call me Daddy."

XXX

"That's not what happened!" Moxxie interrupted. Meanwhile Millie had a faint blush at the thought of such a scenario.

"Oh really!?" Blitzo retorted while Loona finally entered and was helping herself to a milkshake.

"Yes! I was sober by that time first off," Moxxie began.

Blitzo clicked his tongue, "Were you though?"

"Yes," Moxxie stiffly reiterated, "here's what happened after I saved him."

XXX

Moxxie shook his head and narrowed his eyes at the obvious… flirting, "Sir, I'm not interested in that sort of thing."

"What, I'm not sexy enough?" Blitzo growled, making the Imp roll his eyes.

"No, I'm just not interested," Moxxie assured him as he put his gun away, "anyway, you're very welcome."

Blitzo huffed, but began smiling again due to the Imp's handiwork, "Heh, you're pretty spot on, dead eye. What's your name?"

The Imp smiled back, "Moxxie. And I remember you, Blitzo."

"Ya know, talent like yours is wasted here," Blitzo began as his pitch was coming to mind.

But Moxxie could only shudder as he recalled those exact words from someone else and began walking off, "I've heard that before."

Blitzo wasn't deterred in the slightest, "If that's the case, have you heard this? An Imp led business!?"

That made Moxxie stop in his tracks, "Go on…"

XXX

"And here we are!" Blitzo cheered, even throwing a handful of confetti and glitter in Moxxie's face, making him fall over.

"Badass," Millie breathed only for a detail to hit her, "huh, you never struck me as being from Wrath. No offense."

"Uh, none taken," Moxxie wheezed as he got back up, "My family immigrated to Wrath. Get in touch with our roots my parents said."

Blitzo pinched Moxxie's cheek, "And yet you're such a lil' baby dick boy."

"Oh shut up," Moxxie slapped the snickering Imp's hand away, "shouldn't we be getting down to business?"

Blitzo nodded, "Yep, Spring Break is today and-"

"Today!? I thought it would be tomorrow!?" Moxxie shouted while Loona and Millie were taken off guard too.

Blitzo shrugged, "Yeah, but Verosika is rescheduled and so are we."

"Ugh, and I'm such a mess!"

"Oh boohoo, the baby has a piss stain," Blitzo mock cried.

"Hey, can I come?" That question came from Loona of all demons.

"Absolutely not!" Blitzo began ranting, "You're a vulnerable teenage goth hellhound and you can only imagine the sickos that would drool all over you!"

You know who you are. Don't pretend you're not an unholy being of filth not taken by lust. But it's okay. Hide your desires from the world. From your family and friends. But you can't hide the truth from yourself.

"But I can help. I can sniff out the targets thanks to the contracts," Loona reasoned. And she actually wanted to do something instead of just sitting in the office all day.

"She's got a point," Millie agreed with her for once and was happy to see her being useful.

"Ugh, fine!" Blitzo groaned, "but you stay close to us!"

"You know I can rip people apart with my bare claws right?" Loona dully stated.

"Alright team, get your shit and get ready to head out!" Blitzo ordered and everyone began suiting up, "we're gonna waste some targets and get Verosika on her knees crying instead of the usual sloppy toppy!"

XXX

"Alright sluts, listen up!" Verosika's heel cracked on the ground and all of her team, minus Vortex, lined up like they were in the military, "We're not going up there for fun! We're collecting the lustful energy of spring break chumps! If you can find any decent lay, it won't be up there!"

"Damn straight, girl!"

"Humans are only good for harvesting."

"And human cops are so unattractive."

"But most importantly, we need to be on our A-game! Not just because we need to show up that piece of horse trash no motherfucking-" Verosika caught herself, "ahem, Blitzo. No, because Asmodeous himself has got his eye on us."

All of her succubi gulped hearing that. Their very king had his numerous eyes set on them.

Verosika could practically smell their anxiety, "That's right. You need to fuck and suck every Spring Break Bitch you can get ahold of. Getting the action won't be the hard part, we've already beaten Blitzo there, but we need potent energy! I don't know about you, but I'm hellbent on getting into the Sin of Lust's good graces!"

"I am too!"

"Like, totally!"

"That's what momma likes to hear," Verosika purred until her face turned super serious, "now lock the fuck in!"

XXX

Spring Break and the beaches of Jamaica. Beautiful natural scenery only to be absolutely disrupted by the colony of the crude, the very contagion of teenage hormones and drunken tomfoolery. Prey that IMP would feel no remorse for murdering… not that they felt much for pretty much anyone anyway.

"Ugh, this place reeks of filth and body fluids," Moxxie hissed as he held his nostrils.

Blitzo waved him off, "Eh, no different from any other club in the Pride Ring."

"What I say still stands," Moxxie grumbled as he watched some tourist teen vomit his guts out all over the beach.

But Blitzo ignored him, "Alright Loona, ya ready?"

"Give me a sec," Loona was enveloped in a swirl of blue flames that consumed her until she was in a human form, "alright, done. Your turn."

Blitzo couldn't help but hush as the sight, "Oh, Loona, you look beautifully dreadful - wait our turn?"

"Yeah, your disguises?" Loona's expression slowly turned sour as she caught on to their bashfulness and confusion, "Are you telling me you jackasses have been running up here without any proper disguises?"

"I have a mask!" Millie retorted like Loona was in the wrong.

"Ski masks for serial killing don't count!" Loona shot back before pinching the bridge of her nose, "Ugh, you guys are so fucking dumb…"

"Welp, aside from that, get crackin' Loony!" Blitzo lovingly ordered.

"Whatever," Loona's sense of smell went to work and she caught onto several targets of murder. First one was an obvious playboy. She locked her eyes on him, smirked, and went at it while the rest of IMP shadowed her.

It was amazing how easy Loona made it too. Not one person asked who, what, or why. They just saw a hot goth girl come up to them and went for it. Only ones who needed convincing were those not affected by her natural looks, the homosexual and straight women for a quick example, but even they needed little convincing to hang out.

Millie stabbed and sliced, Moxxie shot and pinned, and Blitzo was a combination of both. It was too easy. All the kills were piling up to the point they might have to worry about cleaning up.

"Hehehahaha!" Blitzo laughed as the Imps stayed on the rooftops, "and look at that! We're already passed the thirty mark and that bitch hasn't even shown up! And you were worried about losing!"

"I'm still miffed I was a part of the bet," Moxxie muttered as he polished some blood splatter off his rifle.

"Complain all you want, results are results!" Blitzo continued to gloat.

Millie gave Moxxie an apologetic, but cheerful glance, and the Imp sarcasticly sighed, "Everyday with you is a gift from Satan, sir."

"Stop it, Mox. We can have post victory sex later," Blitzo patted his head.

But Moxxie swatted his hand away, "Never… never!"

Suddenly, the stage across the beach turned on and the Spring Breakers all started to gather around it. People were practically ready to trample each other to get over there.

And Millie was the first to point it out, "Hey, what's going on?"

"Alright Spring Breakers, are you ready to make some bitchin' bad choices!?" The crowd cheered at the sound of none other than Verosika I'm her human form, the band around her starting to play, and she began to sing with an absolutely enchanting pipes. Everyone was going crazy, but most importantly, horny. And that was when Verosika's crew began making their moves. Each succubus targets the most susceptible targets.

"Oh no, her goatish mating call is gonna attract every sex freak for miles!" Blitzo gasped. If it wasn't for Verosika and the parking space being on the line, he might've honestly joined in. But none of that was important.

Oh, and Moxxie was on the line for a week too.

"Ew, imagine fucking a human!" Millie shuddered as she spoke aloud, Moxxie nodding with her words, "How do they wash the ape smell off?"

"I heard there's bleach for that," Moxxie muttered as he rubbed the back of his head.

Blitzo rolled his eyes before he called out to his surrogate, "Alright Loona, let's pick the pace! Loona… Loona! W-where's my baby!"

"Over there, Sir!"

And to Blitzo's horror, Loona was going straight into the crowd. And so was he, "M and M, hold down the fort! I need to get my baby!"

Moxxie watched him run off before muttering, "Seriously?"

Millie nudged his shoulder and pulled him towards the next target they had gotten topside on one of the building roofs, "Hey, guess that just leaves us two, huh partner?"

"I guess it does!" Moxxie happily replied until he realized a key issue as he followed her, "But how are we going to find contracts?"

Millie hummed in thought before gasping, "We could just kill fools?"

"Hmm… sexy answer, but no," Moxxie muttered

They had taken only about five minutes to reach the second highest roof spot at a cluster of buildings for a better view.

Once there, Moxxie said, "we need a strategy or else… wait. Get down!"

"What the heaven!?" Millie shouted as Moxxie brought her low with him. They both narrowly avoided getting hit by long reach net guns.

They both looked up at a window from a building from above and Moxxie muttered, "Are those… human agents!?"

A blonde woman and brunette man were staring right down at them.

"And ah don't think they're here for the party," Millie quipped as she got out two blades.

The agents began firing live rounds from silenced weapons and forced the pair into cover. No one paid any attention thanks to the loud noise of the concert, "Is it weird if I say this isn't my first time nearly getting trafficked by people in suits!"

"Nah, ah actually got to do that for Halloween once!" Millie replied as she threw a dagger at them. The brunette barely fucked in time to dodge it.

Meanwhile, as they had their shootout, the agents were having a conversation themselves and the blonde woman ranted, "Ah fuck, I almost had 'em!"

"Shit talk yourself later, Two!" The Brunette man told her, "We gotta bring 'em down the American way!"

"And they said we were crazy, One! Ha! Who's crazy now!?" She ranted with giddy laughter despite the gunfight.

And One smiled back as he returned fire, "And we're gonna rub it in their faces!"

Back with the Imps, they, more so Moxxie, were panicking.

"Damn it!" Moxxie hissed out, "If anyone, especially someone like Stolas, finds out those apes discovered us then we'll be in a world of trouble!"

"Then that means we gotta make sure there's no witnesses," Millie snarled with a feral grin. She shot off like a spider monkey on speed from the rooftops and avoided gunfire like a pro.

Moxxie blinked before he narrowed his eyes, smirked, and began to provide some covering fire. The first thing he shot was the gun from one of the brunette agent's hands.

XXX

Loona, for all her gothic flair, was a social anxiety filled train wreck. Especially when it came to an actual other demon she was attracted too. So going up to actually speak with Vortex after all this time gave her, as the old saying goes, spiders crawling through her tummy.

Not the literal ones Blitzo had given her of course. Figurative.

And speaking of Blitzo, he didn't really let her have friends. The larger Imp was so overprotective that it bordered on becoming a little obsessive. And that was just with friends. Imagine if he knew one of the big reasons why Loona wanted to speak with the big bad bodyguard.

"Heeey," Loona greeted the bodyguard as he unceremoniously tossed some random unconscious red headed party goer on the sand.

"Huh," Vortex looked up to see a nervously smiling Loona, "oh, you're the girl with IMP. What brings you over here?"

"You mean on the beach or here specifically," Loona asked only to realize how stupid that sounded, 'Shit!'

"The latter," Vortex answered, unbothered by her slip up, "didn't think you'd be down to talk with one of your boss' enemies."

"Oh that stupid ass demon duel? Nah, don't care," Loona waved off, actually sounding cool this time.

And Vortex nodded, "Me neither. I just gotta make sure Verosika doesn't get touched on stage."

"So, uh, my name's Loonah!" She let her nervousness show and exhaled at the last part too much. She mentally cursed, 'Dammit!'

"I'm Vortex, hehe," the bigger hellhound followed suit to make her feel better and chuckled, "nice to meet ya."

"L-likewise," Loona smiled and mentally muttered, 'that's hot.'

"Oh heaven no!" Both hellhounds in disguise turned to see Blitzo stomping towards them, "you get away from my fully vaccinated and STD free daughter right now!"

Loona's shock immediately transformed into anger and she snarled, "Blitz, what the fuck are you doing!? You're gonna get us caught!"

"What are you doing talking to one of Verosika's goons!" Blitzo retorted and started jabbing his index finger into his palm, "And we also have a job to do!"

Vortex shook his head and, in a surprisingly calm manner, told him, "Hey man, take a chill pill!"

Blitzo narrowed his eyes "How about you take a roofie and split it like a tree!?"

Both hellhounds glanced at each other for that one. But Loona went back to being angry, "Blitz, for fuck's sake, go away! I'm just talking!"

"And I'm a concerned parent!"

"I'm eighteen! I didn't need you when I was a kid and I don't need you now! Just… fuck off, okay!?" Loona's heated rant slowly turned cold at the end. But as she said the last words, she noticed the hurt in Blitzo's eyes.

The Imp huffed and put on a tough front, "Fine. I guess me and the M team will get the job done."

"Wait, Blitz…"

"Enjoy your break, okay?" Blitzo muttered before he walked off dejected.

"Damn, that was cold," Vortex placed her hand on Loona's shoulder and it made her happily tense up, "I'm glad you can stand up for yourself."

"Thanks," Loona mumbled out. She felt a little bad for Blitzo but liked the positive feedback from Vortex.

But he had more to say, "But, after we chat, maybe you should talk with him. That's gotta hurt."

"Yeah, maybe…" Loona rubbed the back of her head, "but he'll be fine. This happens a lot. Kind of."

XXX

"Help, we're being flanked, I repeat we're being flanked!" Agent Two shouted into her comms as Millie was starting to break down the door and Moxxie was drawing them from cover, "I knew guns were useless! We should've gone with the Edo Period weaponry instead!"

"Hey, guns save lives, mainly ours!" Agent One argued until his gun was blown out of his hand, "Ah, I was wrong! I'm so wrong and my pride got in the way!"

"Freeze, demon scum!" they heard outside the door.

Both agents looked at each other and smiled so hard it nearly split their faces before they both shouted, ""We're saved!""

And Agent Two followed up with, "Eat shit, Satan!"

But then they heard screaming outside their door, "Aaaargh! Aaaargh, nooo!"

Both of them froze and their eyes slowly went downward as they noticed the pool of blood leak from underneath the door frame.

On the comms another agent radioed them, "We've corned the demon outside and -"

But a loud bang cut them off. And considering the accuracy of the tuxedo demon…

They both stared at each other and said the same thing…

""Uh oh…""

XXX

'More agents,' Moxxie began running from building to building to make his way towards a crowd for cover, texting Millie to do the same. He tucked rolled under a bullet while another agent lunged at him from behind, thinking he had the chance.

Moxxie wasn't the most physically built killing Imp around. Or sometimes at all depending on what room he's in. But the point was, he was an assassin Imp.

The man found his arms wrapped up in Moxxie's tail and easily flipped over just as more bullets came. They tore into his back before the impact on his neck finished the job. The agent that fired was horrified until Moxxie relieved her guilt with a bullet to the brain.

He jumped from the edge and into an ally, getting the drop on two more agents. They couldn't react in time before his bullets blew their brains out next. Even landed on the first one and broke their ribs to add gruesome insult to fatal injury.

He ran and texted Millie to make sure she was alright, "How's your end? Are you hurt? Need covering fire?"

"Nah, I gud :) " was her reply.

A sigh of relief left Moxxie just before rounded the corner and capped an agent's right leg with the last bullet in his magazine. She fell over screaming just before Moxxie took out a knife to slash her throat open as he ran.

He had a look of regret on his face immediately after. But not because of the agent, "I really hope I didn't get any blood on my outfit doing that."

XXX

"Aw, that's sweet ah him to ask," Millie gushed a little just before she snapped a bald agent's neck and threw him face first out of the window. She followed the corpse and dodged a small barrage of bullets in the process. She easily cleared to another building and brought out her war ax to bisect an agent in half and sliced the head off another.

Aside from the fact this was distracting her from the bet, she couldn't help but smile like a kid. She didn't expect to have this much fun today.

With a giggle, she jumped further below into the alley while cutely flipping off the first two agents that had started this whole ordeal. She quickly used her ax and pole part to slow down her fall and land on her hooves before she got running again, following the scents of booze and hormones to the crowd.

XXX

"Where the heaven is everyone!?" Blitzo growled as he made his way back to the original spot, "Am I the only one with any sort of work ethic here!?"

That's when he got a text from Moxxie and read, "Sir, we have trouble, we've been compromised!"

"Compromised?" Blitzo muttered before he narrowed his eyes.

He texted them, "Where R U Now!?"

"On our way back," was the reply and he huffed.

"Hey check it out!" Someone from the party group immediately pointed at Blitzo and shouted, "bro, it's some weird ass goat in a costume!"

"Ew, gross!" Another girl cried out as he started to get surrounded.

He heard someone shout in the crowd, "Yo, toss him in the beer keg!"

"Wait - gah!" Blitzo was grabbed by his neck by some burly guy before he could react in time and they tossed in him an extra large keg. They started tossing him around and crowd surfing him, "Guh… ugh!"

He couldn't breathe so he resorted to drinking it all. He also started realizing the fact that it wasn't just beer, but extra spiked up with some strong alcohol. This was gonna be a bumpy ride.

XXX

"Josh, what's the score," Verosika asked as she threw her canteen of Beelzebub juice towards the ocean. Right now, she was on a brief break backstage.

The pink haired succubus snapped his fingers and smirked, "Huh… shit, we're neck and neck, but we're taking the lead."

"Perfect," Verosika's eyes flashed a slight demonic pink as a wicked smile crept on her face, "Blitzo's gonna lose the spot and we're getting our own little soft breedable bitch boy. after he works under me, he'll never want to go back."

Kiki let out a happy gasp, "Verosika… that is so cold."

"I aspire for that level of bitchery," Kat snickered, making Apple and Coco nod.

Verosika let out a haughty huff with a smile and brushed her hair with a flourish, "Ugh, stop blowing me and get to blowing the fans."

XXX

"I think we lost them," Moxxie breathed out as he and Millie hid underneath the pier, "Where's Blitzo and Loona at?"

"Over here," Loona muttered as she walked, "figured I'd come help to win since Vortex is busy now."

"Good, can you please be useful and start sniffing out targets," Moxxie growled out, miffed she wasn't trying at the pinnacle of their competition.

She merely flipped him off, but did as asked. Suddenly she scrunched up her nose in disgust, "what the fuck is that… smells like fish and Beezle-booze."

That was a response neither Millie nor Moxxie were expecting. Suddenly, a keg fell atop of Millie and spilled out to reveal Blitzo absolutely covered in liquor. He stood up, but barely, muttering, "is that all you got! I was prom king twice in a row!"

"Ugh, Blitz?" Millie muttered as he got back up with Moxxie's help.

"That's me, where's the party at?" he slurred out, "got caught by those smelly college cunts and they stuffed me in booze! Ha! Been there and done that!"

"Why am I not surprised," Moxxie mumbled under his breath.

"Rrraaaargh!" And suddenly, everything stopped as a giant catfish kaiju appeared out of the water like an eruption. Everyone panicked and began running to shore, save for a few unlucky beach goers either too drunk or drugged up to escape before they were crushed to death or eaten.

"Hehe, who ordered the extra big bitch with a side of chips… cause he's a fish!' Blitzo laughed out until its extra long tongue wrapped him up, "what is this foreplay-gah!"

""Sir/Blitz!"" Both Imps cried out.

But Loona was the first to action and immediately ran towards the fish monster in full on hound mode. She jumped on its belly and dug her claws in, scaling up with huffs and growls as the catfish monster tried to shake her off.

"Woah," Moxxie mumbled as he pulled out his rifle and shot out one of its eyes, "I didn't think she had it in her."

"Me neither," Millie shrugged before she unleashed a battle cry and threw her war ax into its knee with enough strength to completely cripple the beast, bringing it to its knees on the surf.

Loona, still on the beast, was strong enough, though barely, to pry its jaws open. Blitzo was hanging on its uvula and taking a selfie, "you dumbass!"

"Hey, Loony Toony!" He waved only for Loona to grab his arm with her teeth and toss him out. He unceremoniously landed on a party goer and crushed his head, "nice throw, sweetie!"

Loona snarled and hurled herself onto the top of its head. With a snarling bark, she dug her claws into the top of its head and pulled back, scalping it. It roared in agony and thrashed with greater intensity to no avail. Loona simply dug into it further and began tearing away at the injury until she dug into the brain of the beast. It fumbled around until blood shot out of its nostrils and eye sockets.

With a rumble, it fell over on its belly and Loona moved underneath the flesh until she crawled out of the eye Moxxie shot out. With a disgusted grunt, she began washing herself off and surf, growling, "hey dimwits, how's Blitz!?"

"Hehe, atta girl!" Blitzo clapped before he fell over.

"Fine," Moxxie deadpanned.

"That was rather obvious," Verosika and her crew, minus Vortex, began walking over to IMP with a mixture of smug and irritated expressions, "Don't you think this will cause problems if word gets out?"

"Oh, you mean this," Loona growled as she picked up Verosika's flask and tossed it to her.

Moxxie and Millie narrowed their eyes, the former speaking up, "and this why smug people should at least until they've actually won before they speak."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard him," Millie wrapped an arm around Moxxie's shoulder and smirked alongside him, "that was yers. And because of her eckless ass, we had to clean up yer mess. It'd be a shame if word got out about this."

Verosika's eye twitched and her crew showed obvious concern, "Yeah… well… you nasty ass gremlins don't even have disguises! And Josh!"

She snapped her fingers and Josh pulled out the duel papers, "Ha! You see that! We even won the demon duel too!"

And like that, the succubus were back to being smug.

Milky cheered, "That's right!"

And Ace sneered, "Suck it, Imp trash!"

"Maybe! Urp," Blitzo stood back up and used Moxxie to keep himself steady, "but blackmail trumps integrity! So, we win! You can suck it!"

At this point, everyone, save for the Hellhounds watching, we're getting snarling mad. And Moxxie knew they didn't have the time to argue or maim each other. He wasn't worried about winning the fight, he doubted the succubus could even take on a drink Blitzo… maybe, but this wasn't the time or the place.

And Verosika was still… in the right when it came to her and Blitzo's grudge. But Blitzo was his friend and boss, even if he could be loathsome.

Compromise. They needed compromise.

Moxxie then walked forward with his hands up, "How about this, we get the parking space and you get me… for a week as promised. You won the duel, but we have the blackmail. Might as well compromise."

""What!?"" Cried out the rest of IMP.

"What!?" followed by Verosika's crew.

"What," and finally Verosika until she cleared her throat and nodded. She narrowed her eyes, but didn't have too much of a problem with it as far as draws go, "You know what, deal."

Moxxie and Verosika shook on it, making it official.

The leading succubus couldn't help but let out a frustrated growl though. She wanted total domination. But oh well, "Come on sluts… you too, Vortex!"

"Welp, gotta go. Hopefully, shit will be less toxic at the office between our groups," Vortex said as he got the last of the important gear, "and nice moves out there, Loona. You might be a better fighter than me."

"Yeah, hehehe," Loona was about to ask him for his number, but she couldn't really do that. She was too nervous after everything and she had an easy out thanks to Moxxie… so, she unfortunately settled on, "s-see you at the office."

And she ran off, leaving a waving Vortex who muttered, "Uh yeah, see ya… damn I need to get her some friends. I'll ask her for her number."

Millie and Moxxie helped an obviously upset Blitzo into the portal followed by a now deadpan Loona. Meanwhile, Verosika and her crew-

"Freeze degenerate scum!"

We're caught by the police and surrounded. With a sigh, Verosika told her crew, "alright sluts, get ready to suck some pig dick…"

And they all groaned.

XXX

"Agent One and Agent Two… after the events of today, consider your operation DHORKS approved. Bring down those demon scum and make them pay…"