After hearing that Maura wanted to break up with him, Guard Duck was too depressed to do much of anything.
Staying at his apartment was too gloomy, so he spent a lot of time getting drunk in bars while listening to sad music.
Eventually, all his drunkenness led to feeling 1 thing: Anger. Lots of anger towards romance.
After he got tired of the drunken hazes, he started channeling his anger towards any signs of romance.
He destroyed romance card stands, blew up juke boxes if they had romance songs in them, and heckled romantic couples.
Eventually, he had to flee Paris to avoid being put in jail.
So he snuck on a boat out, vowing to never love again…
And to one day exact revenge on Aflack for stealing his girlfriend!
