Santana was thankful for the cake simply being a vanilla cake with a cream cheese frosting, anything else would have been too sugary for her. Brittany was now sitting at Santana's feet happily eating cake while Finn pouted about having to open presents "But Brittany get's cake."

"You can have cake when you're done." Rachel promised.

"Well that sucks." Finn muttered taking the gift bag Rachel handed to him. "What the..." Santana chuckled at the fork now in front of his face with a piece of cake stabbed on the end, Brittany's long ass arms. "That's okay Brittany I don't need yours."

"I got enough to share." Brittany said not moving the fork. Finn looked down at the plate on the blonde's lap it was a ginormous piece of cake. "Sharing is caring."

"O...okay." Finn said glancing at Santana who nodded and was trying her best not to giggle as the large boy ate the cake from the fork. "Thanks Brittany."

"That one's from me." Coach Beiste held up her hand. "They weren't on the list but I thought you might like them." Santana eyed the bag Finn immediately popped the tape that was holding his closed. Quickly digging through the red tissue paper Finn grinned holding up a mini jersey with Hudson and #5 on the back before pulling out another jersey. "There's a 1 and 2 on the sleeves so other people can tell them apart." Finn grinned showing Santana.

"Go Daddy." Santana chuckled. "I guess we have our game day outfits."

"You'll come?" Finn asked surprised.

"Someone has to make fun of Azimo." Santana shrugged with a smirk, Finn understood, for him she would bring the babies. "We'll get them some basketball jerseys when the season starts."

"Basketball?" Coach asked.

"Uh, yea." Puck glanced up "Us and Mike all play basketball."

"They're actually pretty good." Santana admitted.

"Good to know." Coach nodded.

"Those will go great with mine." Mercedes pointed to the bag on Santana's lap, curious Santana untied the bag "I mean I didn't aim to color coordinate with anyone other than Tina but it looks like red and black may be a theme." Santana grinned and the two long sleeve black onesies that she handed over to Quinn as well as the two red ones, it was the same for the leggings two black and two red. "Got some socks too." Mercedes admitted. "And something in the bottom for Daddy." Santana chuckled showing Finn the last matching onesies in the bag, Santana knew Mercedes had gotten them at the zoo, they had baby gorillas on them. Finn smiled holding his hands out for the tiny onesies, handing them over Santana chuckled pulling out a large white folded shirt, she'd actually seen Mercedes eyeing it at the zoo the day they went.

"You'll need to wear this with them Daddy." Santana held it out so it un-folded showing a gorilla pounding his chest.

"That's awesome." wide eyed Finn held his hand out for the shirt.

"Since you opened Cedes' you have to open mine next, you each get a box." Tina pointed at the red and back wrapped boxes.

Helping them Quinn and Rachel handed the boxes to Santana and Finn, "You take the gorillas and I'll take the jerseys." Santana took the jerseys back out of the bag before putting them in the bag with Mercedes items, giving him the smaller bag back Santana watched Rachel help him with the bag while balancing the box on his knees, Quinn just put Santana's bag behind her chair. She knew what Tina had bought and couldn't wait to see Santana's face. "So where did we get the cake? It's not store bought." Santana stated, most store cakes were generic but tasty, but there was something different about the simple cake. "Girl Chang?"

Tina chuckled shrugging, "Kurt asked my mom if she could help out."

"It's really good." Brittany said before shoving another fork full of cake in her mouth.

"It is." Santana agreed.

"Better than mine?"

"A...aaa...of course not Abulea." Santana stuttered.

"Actually Mrs. Lopez, my mom wanted you to try her churros, people like them and all but she wanted to make sure they were authentic." Tina smiled at Alma.

"Ass kiss." Mercedes lightly sang so no one other than Tina could hear.

"Self preservation." Tina shoved Mercedes shoulder.

"Can we open it?" Finn asked looking at the box on his lap before leaning forward and taking another bite of the cake that Brittany offered.

Santana didn't wait, she tore the paper off and then grabbed the scissors from the end table to cut the tape, taking that as a yes Finn quickly caught up. "I'm guessing you had something to do with this." Santana held up the mini leather jacket glancing at Finn who was smiling at the jacket in hand.

"Kurt said put stuff on the list." Finn nervously explained still half smiling. "I couldn't have Beth have a leather jacket and not ours."

Santana chuckled shaking her head "Should I be on the lookout for little mohawk beanies?"

Finn grinned. "No."

"Definitely the Unholy Trinity reborn." Mercedes chuckled.

"Unholy Trinity?" Hiram asked.

"Quinn, Brittany and myself." Santana answered going back to digging in the box because she knew it was too heavy for just a jacket.

"Like a singing group Daddy." Rachel explained. "They tried out for Glee together, a trio like the classic girl groups from the 50's and 60's."

Santana's near hysterical laughing had everyone looking at her "Not on the list but very cool." Santana held up the boots that Tina had found. "I believe their entire football season outfits are complete, just missing the red, black or white beanie."

"They're so tiny." Finn held the pair of boots in his hand.

"I got 3-6 months." Tina explained but I did get larger jackets because it's still a little bit before winter."

When all the small gifts were opened which included the very beanies that Santana had requested, from Matt and Mike and more onesies from Artie, large packs of various sizes of diapers from Puck, blankets and clothes diapers from Quinn and her mom. "Brittany said they would be okay." Santana smirked and nodded at Rachel when she opened the bag and found various sizes of onesies with Wonder Woman on them, Rachel beamed, she knew that was as good as she was going to get from Santana. It was the larger gifts that had surprised Santana, her parents had gotten her and Finn each a crib, Carole had picked out an entire sheet and blanket set for both with music notes on them.

"It was all I could think of, you're both so musically talented." Carole explained.

"Thank you, it's perfect." Santana smiled, she hadn't thanked anyone else not even her parents but she wanted Carole to know she appreciated it, Carole didn't have the money her parents did.

"So who are these from?" Finn pointed at the boxes behind them.

"I dunno." Santana admitted. "But that one has Puck's name."

"W...what?" Puck looked up from his cake.

"That one has Brittany's." Santana pointed, Quinn quickly caught Brittany's plate before it fell. Brittany was on her feet and in front of the box before the others had even moved, her name was written in red crayon. The others were printed name tags, helping Santana up Finn stood next to her as her dad, Rachel's dads and Coach Beiste all pulled the boxes to the middle of the floor Brittany closely following the box with her name on it. Tearing the paper off of the boxes the four stood shocked at the jog strollers in front of them, Finn's a double while everyone else had a single, because of course Brittany would jog with Santana. "Sue." Santana said catching sight of the note taped to her box. "Shoulda figured out you were a lesbian before this happened. Get your ass back in shape, need someone to throw around."

Puck chuckled but read his note which was identical to Finn's "Stop knocking up my Cheerios or I'll castrate you." Finn cringed glancing at Santana who blanched, Brittany was happily bouncing in front of her box.

Santana glanced at the note on Brittany's it was a stick figure drawing of a boy crossed out and crayon scrawl of 'No boys allowed' it was Brittany asking "Why would I want boys, I have you." that had Santana chuckle.

"I think she wants you back on the Cheerios." Mercedes laughed.

"Well she did lose Nationals without us." Quinn chuckled.

"We'd be back at the top of the food chain," Santana sighed "but there's no way I could balance babies, school, Glee and Cheerios."

"Psh." Alma shook her head "I take the babies while you're at school, problem solved."

Santana arched her eyebrow eyeing her grandmother "There's two of them."

"I raised your father and uncle then watched you and your cousin are you saying I cannot handle two babies?" Alma narrowed her eyes daring Santana to say anything.

"Never, I...I would never say that." Santana shook her head. "Right Britt? Finn?"

"R...Right." stuttering Finn nodded. "T...totally."

"I need to learn that trick." Carole said watching her son nervously eyeing Alma.

"It's great when it's not aimed at you." Kurt chirped.

"I could have Beth with me Quinnie if you want to go back." Judy offered, she wanted her daughter to have as normal or close to normal teen years.

"I'm not sure." Quinn glanced at Beth who was still sleeping on the pillow.

"You girls should give it some thought." Judy insisted.