"Well, well, well."

"Shit." Santana muttered hearing JBI behind her, the trio had met at Quinn's locker

"So Miss Fabray I'll start with you." JBI smirked at the smaller of the blonde's "How have things been since the birth of your bastard child?"

"Call her that again and we'll have a problem." Quinn hissed glaring at the boy as she stepped forward.

"I see you and Miss Pierce are back on the Cheerios, so Coach Sylvester has forgiven you." he held the microphone out to Quinn who said nothing "And you Miss Lopez, how long until the birth of your ba...children?" JBI corrected himself with Quinn's snarl.

"I don't see that's your business." Santana glared.

Brittany leaned into the view of the camera "A lot of people thought I went on vacation this summer when really I was lost in the sewers." eyes narrowed Santana looked up at the blonde hovering by her shoulder.

"Ooookay." JBI pushed the camera away from the girls, shaking his head he gestured for his camera man to follow him away from the trio. He knew Brittany would just keep rattling on about the sewers so the interview was over for the moment.

Quinn giggled at the confused look on JBI's face as he walked away "That was great Brittany." it only took a moment before Santana realized what had happened.

"You're a genius Britt." Santana smiled at Brittany who blushed, Santana held up her hand offering Brittany her pinky which, of course Brittany latched onto with her own pinky "Let's hit history." their classrooms were side by side but Quinn was in AP history with Mike, Santana was just in the usual history with Brittany, Finn and Puck, the classes weren't too far from their lockers, it was why they chanced stopping at them. They only had two classes after lunch, they were close to the end of school but still had practice to go to, Monday, Wednesday and Friday for Cheerios and football with Glee on Thursday. Taking their table together the girls nodded to Finn and Puck, "How was Spanish?" Finn gave her a pained looked while Puck cringed. "Us too, we'll figure something out." Santana nodded, it was going to be difficult to tutor the guys unless it was at lunch or free period.


A day getting supply lists and gathering paperwork for their parents to fill out, or in Puck's case him to fill out and his mom to sign, she was working a double again. Santana was getting bored and Brittany had fallen asleep twice in class so far, Puck was drawing something on a paper and Finn was trying to see what that was and they were only twenty minutes into class.

They were sitting together in history, both sets, JBI peaked in one door's window before looking in the other. The students knew the head cheerleader was now dating Mike, it had only taken seeing the couple kiss in the hall and JBI had reported it, he'd seen Brittany kiss Santana's cheek but that was nothing new but he'd seen them over summer holding hands and getting cozy at the movies, rumor had it the Cheerio turned Gleek was a lesbian and dating Miss Pierce. He glared down at the notebook in his hand he'd confirmed or busted most of the news he'd heard over summer, when he asked a certain Asian Gleek turned Cheerio if she was dating one Matt Rutherford he knew it was busted the minute the duo looked at one another and burst out laughing, though he was curious as to whose letterman jacket Tina was wearing, it would be easier if there was a name on the back. Walking to his own class, he marked off Finn and Rachel dating, much to his disappointment. Puck, Santana and Brittany were the only things on his list he had yet to confirm, he needed a statement from Puck about a vasectomy, and Santana if she was dating Brittany, because everyone knew Brittany said weird things.


He didn't need to pounce on Puck but he did, he found him in PE and asked him "Is it true that over summer break you had a vasectomy?"

Puck sighed "Yea, it's true." he nodded "I took my pool money and went and had it done, one little Puckerman is enough for me." standing up Puck reached in his locker for his shirt, closing his locker Puck pulled on his shirt walking away.

Looking in the camera JBI smirked "You heard it here, no more swimmers for Noah Puckerman."

Puck joined Finn as they headed into the gym, they had to change out but they were still just getting paperwork but coach was letting them play basketball. "Dude did you?" Finn gestured to Puck's crotch.

Puck chuckled once they were out of earshot of JBI, "Hell no." Finn laughed, he'd been cornered by JBI earlier with Rachel, the smaller boy had glared at him the entire time. "You should the gazebo we did for Mrs. Pierce, I'll show you pictures after class."

"Cool. Hey are you going to the car show this weekend?"

"Yea, not sure which day yet," Puck nodded as they jogged over to the basket ball coach who was also their PE teacher "but I'm taking my sister and meeting up with Matt, Brittany and their sisters. Sam too, he's got a little brother and sister too, figured introduce them to other kids their ages."

"If you need another big person to help wrangle, I'm free Sunday."

"Cool, I'll give you a call." Puck promised.


Santana didn't give JBI the chance to corner her, she didn't want to answer questions about the babies she stayed out of sight or ducked into classrooms where she knew the teachers would shoo him away. "Why is my head Cheerio hiding in my office like a coward?" Sue looked up from the memo she was reading.

"Shit." Santana muttered not realizing where she'd ducked into.

"Language, Miss Lopez." Sue took off her glasses waiting for an explanation.

Exhaling Santana turned answering "I'm tired of him asking about the babies or Cheerios, I've answered the little weasel and he still won't leave me alone." Santana frowned.

"That is because, my recently uncloseted one" Sue stood up walking around her desk to Santana "he is interested in something a little different, say something between you and the blonde one." Sue said opening her office door "Now go away and bust some balls."

"Yes Ma'am." Santana chuckled at Sue's version of a pep talk.

The door slammed behind Santana, JBI was waiting in the hall, she didn't give him the chance she headed for her last class, it was Cheerios practice after and if he was after her he would be there.


Rachel rolled her eyes, JBI and his camera man were climbing the stairs to the bleachers, he'd been relentless following the Glee club members around all day. "Why are you here?"

Rachel was really the only that made him nervous but that was simply because he had a crush on her, she wouldn't stop him from finding his story. "My audience has needs, they need to know what is going on at their school."

"Football and Cheerio practice." Rachel scoffed "They already know that."

"But do they know that one Mr. Kurt Hummel is back on the team? Or that giant quarterback is no longer the quarterback?"

"They would if they were friends with them." Rachel said honestly "It's not like they're hiding anything."

"Aren't they?" he turned his attention to the Cheerios gathering on the field in front of them, Quinn and Santana shouting orders as the others paired off and lined up.

"For your information Finn wanted to be a lineman, everyone is where they are through hard work and dedication, much like I am with my music, I will once again be the female soloist for Glee club."

"Jewfro's here." Santana shook her head resting her hand on her belly.

"He's been a pain in the ass today." Quinn shook her head.

"Brittany! Sweetie!" Santana waved Brittany over, Brittany bounced over to Santana with her usual excitement. "Come're." Santana held her hands out to Brittany "JBI's been following me for one last rumor." taking Santana's hands Brittany stepped closer, seeing Santana's upturned face and slightly puckered lips Brittany automatically leaned and kissed Santana.

"Keep it PG ladies." Mercedes swatted Santana's hands as they let go of Brittany's and started to roam towards the tall blonde's butt.

Laughing Santana pulled away from the kiss, kissing the tip of Brittany's nose she said "Have fun sweetie."

"Okay." Brittany beamed waving at JBI before she bounced back to the other girls.

"Did you see that, right out in the open, she kissed her." JBI laughed hysterically.

"Why shouldn't she?" Rachel frowned at the boy "That's her girlfriend and she has every right to kiss her are you saying she shouldn't?" Rachel demanded.

"I...I didn't say that." JBI shook his head.

"Then what are you saying?" Rachel stood up.

"I..I just wanted to prove they were dating."

"Of course they're dating." Rachel scoffed "What's so important about that, is it because it's two girls? It is isn't it, I should get my two dads down here and have you pulled off of the Muckraker and every other social platform..." JBI shoved his camera man in the direction of the stairs scrambling to get away from Rachel and her ranting.


Santana laughed giving Rachel a thumbs up, she'd worked it out with the Glee girls before the Cheerios took the field, facing the group of Cheerios Santana said "I'm dating Brittany, any of you bitches have a problem with that, get off the field and leave your uniform in the locker room, I find out your talking behind our backs and I'll cut a bitch."

Tina smiled as Brittany continued to grin, clapping her hands Quinn got everyone's attention as Coach Sylvester and Becky approached the field "Let's stretch and then we're gonna run."

"Yay." Mercedes mumbled joining the girls.

"You can do it Wheezy." Santana cheered for her.

"I'm gonna die." Mercedes grumbled.

"You'll be fine." Quinn promised, she was working with Mercedes while Brittany was working with Tina. "Just some stretches then a mile jog."

"Oh hell." Mercedes muttered, it wasn't that she couldn't do, it just sucked.