For the first time in a while, time working at the Krusty Krab seemed to drag on, he was excited and nervous about his date with Libby. While time seemed slow at the Krusty Krab, it also seemed as if it were going by too fast, he needed to figure out what to wear, where to take her, what they could do after.

It had only been ten minutes since she had left, and he was standing behind the grill, unable to focus on his work as he thought about her, what kind of flowers did she like, did she like chocolate? If so, did she like Milk chocolate, or Dark?

Did he need a new suit? He wanted to look great, and he wanted to give her 100% of himself, he was starting to panic, what if she didn't like him after the date? What if he did, or said something that she didn't like?

What if he smelt bad?

But what if he didn't? What if the date went well? What if she liked everything he did? What if she wanted to kiss him?

Spongebob began to pace the kitchen floor, what if she kissed him again? Would it be longer? Would he be a good kisser? He had never kissed anyone, what if his lips were too dry? What if they were too wet? What if he was a bad kisser?

"But what if she liked it?" he began to ask himself out loud, what if she liked it so much that they couldn't contain themselves? He knew it was only the first date but, what if she wanted to.. A lot of people did it on the first date, so that wad normal right? He wasn't ready for that!

"HEY SPONGEBOB!" Squidward shouted at the yellow sponge who was busy pacing the floors, and had left the patties on the grill unattended, Spongebob screamed in horror as he noticed, he rushed to extinguish the fire.

"Would you get your head out of that disgusting cloud, and do your job? I get that you are excited for that date, but you still have a job to do" Squidward reminded him.

"Oh, right, sorry Squidward." Spongebob apologized as he got back to work.

Later that night somewhere in Bikini Bottom

In a small one bed room studio apartment half way across town, zoomed into the bed room, Libby sat on the bed, using a laptop to voice chat with none other than Plankton himself.

"how did it go?" Plankton asked, "How did what go?" Libby asked to clarify. "Did you get him to fall in love with you? Well? Did you?" He asked, excited for her answer.

"We're going on a date tomorrow, does that answer your question?" She asked with a mischievous grin.

"Oh, I knew it was a good idea to hire you, so when can I expect to have that formula." He asked, getting down to the real reason.

Libby shrugged her shoulders, "If we're lucky we might have it by tomorrow night, the plan is in effect now, actually." Libby informed, "Is that so?" Plankton asked, Libby nodded her head.

"I wish you would have told mebeforehand just how annoying he is though, now I have to deal with his hideous voice for an entire evening." Libby rolled her eyes.

"Thats why I'm paying you extra." Plankton laughed, "it might not be enough, if I'm honest." Libby said as she began to examine her nails.

"I could throw in an extra 50 bucks, if that will do it for you." Plankton offered, "make it 100." She rebuttals.

"Shesh you're not cheap, but fine, here's another 100 bucks, via direct deposit." Plankton said, "you just better do your job, and you better do it right."

"By the looks of it, he really seems into you, its so sweet to see him finally find someone to love, just for me to tear it all away." Plankton laughed.

"I cant wait to see his face once he realizes that it was all an act." Plankton continued to laugh, "Speaking of the devil." Libby said as she received a call from him, "Put it on speaker, I want to hear the happiness in his precious little voice before we destroy it." Plankton clapped his hands.

Spongebob sat down on the sofa as he let the phone ring, he needed to hear her voice tonight before they went to bed, if she wasn't asleep already, even if they were going to see each other the next day.

"Hello?" her sweet innocent voice sounded through the phone, and his heart melted again, "Hey, It's me, I know its late, I was just thinking about you and wanted to hear your voice again, and wish you a good night." he spoke.

On the other end of the line, Libby sat against the head board rolling her eyes, thinking about how pathetic he was, "I wanted to thank you for coming by earlier, you have no idea how nice it was to see you, and I cant wait to see you tomorrow, I know you'll look so beautiful, and that Im grateful that you gave me the chance." he continued to speak through the phone.

"It was really nice seeing you too, honey, I cant wait for our date tomorrow, I just know you'll look handsome, and I cant wait to kiss your sweet face." she exaggerated through the phone, faking every word she said to him to make him believe that he was what she wanted.

Spongebob blushed at her words, "..and I cant wait to kiss you tomorrow either, if you'll let me." he covered his face with his hands, he had never talked to naughty before, what would his mother say? "I'll let you go, I hope you sleep well, Libby, good night." he said before they hung up the phone.

"Excellent, he's so sweet and innocent, it's almost sad, but not really, who cares." Plankton laughed, "I will see you tomorrow my dear, for now, get some rest, I want you well rested and looking pretty for tomorrow night." he said before he disconnected the call.

The next day

Spongebob had taken off from work to get ready for his date, he had sown a new tux as well as picked a flower from his own garden to put on his tux. He spent hours getting ready, making sure that every inch of him was clean, including the inside.

"If I didn't know myself any better, I would say you look two years younger, Squarepants!" Spongebob said as he checked himself out in the mirror as he stood in his tidy whities before he turned to his suit that he had just ironed.

"What do you think Gary? Do you think she'll like it?" he asked as he did a little spin to show off his outfit, "Meow?"

"What is it the bow?" he asked, "Should a do a tie instead?" he asked again, "Meow." "Purple ya say." he said as he reached for the purple bow tie, "I guess green isnt my color, huh." he said, "Thanks pal." he smiled at his snail.

"Now, for the perfect cologne, Bert at the mall said that this is the best stuff you can get, and that she would go crazy for it." Spongebob said as he sprayed a little on himself before setting it down, "Meeoow."

"This stuff wasn't cheap but it Smells great, huh, lets hope that Bert was right." he said as he straightened his tie, "Meow." Spongebob turned from the mirror towards his snail to see that Gary had a bouquet of flowers between his eyes.

"You look nice, sweetheart." Plankton said as he stood on the counter next to Libby who was in the middle of putting on some mascara, she had chosen to wear a short black dress, that showed off her curves and small chest, if she wanted to get anywhere with him, she needed to look as sexy as she could without seeming too promiscuous.

"Once he sees you, he wont be able to take his eyes off you, he'll be so mesmerized and focused on getting between your skinny legs to care about the formula, gross, but you must do whatever you need to do get that formula." Plankton said.

Libby looked down at the tiny green man, "Like what?" she asked before he pointed to a small box of male contraception's, Libby blushed at the gift, "I don't think those will be necessary sir." she said as she proceeded to apply lipstick.

"I'm Paying you a lot of money, so you will do whatever you have to do, and I mean, Whatever." Plankton reminded her, Libby rolled her eyes as she snatched the box off the counter and threw it in her purse before walking out of the bathroom to answer the door, her date had arrived.

Spongebob sighed as he stood outside Libby's place, staring at the street lights, waiting for her to answer, in that time he checked himself over again, making sure he was in perfect shape, he wanted their night to be perfect.

Spongebob turned around as he heard the door open and Libby stepped out, his jaw dropped a little as he looked at her, "I don't even know how to say this, but you look even more beautiful than ever, you're just so.. Amazing." he said with stars of love in his eyes.

Libby blushed at his complement, "Thanks, you look really handsome." she said as she approached him, he really did, the suit really fit him well, he looked good.

"These are for you, I know they aren't as beautiful as you but, still I think you should have them." Spongebob said as he handed her the flowers. Libby looked down at the plants, "They're beautiful, thank you, Imma run these inside real quick, Ill be right back." she said as she went back inside where she had just tossed them on the counter before running back outside.

"Are you ready to go?" he asked her as he extended his arm to her, Libby nodded her head, "Im starving." she laughed a little as she locked her arm with his, which is when she noticed that not only did he look good, but he smelt good too.

Libby kept her eyes on the floor as they approached the exit of her building, this was going to be an interesting night, and she couldn't wait for it to be over, that was until they got outside and she seen the silver limousine waiting for them.

He had rented a limo? For her? Libby couldn't help but to blush, there was no way, how could a fry cook make enough to afford this? It had to be for someone else.

Libby watched in shock as he opened the door for her, "Right this way, my lady." he said as he took her hand and helped her inside. In her time she had seen one or two limousines, but none were quite as beautiful, he had planned everything out, who would have thought that someone like him would go all out on a first date with someone they barely even knew?

Only someone who was an absolute fool in love would do this, and the person who he happened be in love with was herself, the fool, it didn't matter either way, she wasn't here to fall in love, she was here to destroy that, this wasn't real love this wouldn't mean a thing in a couple hours.